Chapter 365: Slap the proud fat man in the face, you are the honest man

The marriage process is quite simple, the two signed a marriage agreement, entered the Civil Affairs Bureau, and first queued up in the hall to take wedding photos.

Lin Fan was still wearing the clothes of a courier, and she was going to change her clothes, but Wei Qingxue was afraid that Lin Fan would escape like her old classmate, so as not to have too many dreams at night, so she simply didn't let Lin Fan change her clothes, and pulled Lin Fan into the Civil Affairs Bureau.

There are quite a lot of young couples who come to get married today.

Coming to the door, Wei Qingxue said: "I'm going to take wedding photos in a while, I'll go to the bathroom first to put on makeup, you go to line up first, don't run away." ”

Lin Fan said: "Don't worry, since I have already agreed to marry you, how can I regret it." ”

So, Wei Qingxue went to the bathroom in a hurry.

Lin Fan lined up alone.

Several couples soon followed.

Standing behind Lin Fan was a fat man, dressed quite brightly, it seemed that his family was a little solid, the fat man hugged a fancy Internet celebrity face, with makeup, he could barely reach 7 points.

The fat man looked proud, looking at the audience, the girl who came to get married today was the most beautiful of her girlfriend, unsurpassed!

The fat man couldn't help but be very proud, feeling that he was too face-saving.

The fat man saw at a glance that Lin Fan, who was in front of the queue, was a courier brother, but he was queuing alone.

The fat man frowned, reached out and patted Lin Fan's shoulder: "Dude, you are also here to get married?"

Lin Fan replied casually: "Yes." ”

The fat man teased: "What about your partner, should you marry yourself, marry your right hand?"

Hearing this, everyone couldn't help but laugh, indeed, Lin Fan lined up alone.

The Internet celebrity smiled and covered his mouth with his hand contrivedly: "My dear, you are too humorous." ”

Lin Fan said lightly: "She went to the bathroom." ”

The fat man smiled and said, "Look at you like this, a courier must be very poor, and someone is willing to marry you?

Internet celebrity face smiled: "I guess, there are no more than two kinds of people who marry her, either she is a very ugly and ugly monster, can't find a partner, and reluctantly follows a poor person like him, or you are tired of playing and just find an honest person to marry." ”

The fat man sighed, and asked Lin Fan with a playful face: "Dude, which kind of person do you belong to?"

Lin Fan frowned, he really could meet a few guys with bad brains anywhere, this fat man had a lot of money and had a sense of superiority in front of him.

Lin Fan said: "This doesn't seem to have anything to do with you, we don't know each other, we have no grudges, and the river water does not violate the well water." ”

Lin Fan is too lazy to deal with this kind of person.

Who knew that Lin Fan said this, but the fat man became more and more energetic: "It seems that we have said it, buddy, you are too miserable, but there is no way, you are a low-level person, it is good to have a wife to marry, how can you be picky?"

Both laughed wildly.

Lin Fan originally didn't plan to pay attention to them, he had seen a lot of this kind of villain in the middle of the year, but they were so excessive, Lin Fan didn't mind fighting back casually.

"The title of honest man, I think you are more appropriate. Lin Fan smiled.

The fat man's smile froze, but he didn't expect Lin Fan to dare to reply.

After all, in the consciousness of the fat man, Lin Fan either married an ugly girl or became an honest man, Lin Fan knew that he was wrong, and he must be willing to be the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and let them mock and make fun.

Fat people are this kind of person, the typical tutor is not good, he is used to bullying the good and fearing the evil, seeing that Lin Fan is a courier brother, he thinks that he is easy to bully, so he humiliates him as much as he wants, anyway, Lin Fan doesn't dare to do anything to him.

Who knows, Lin Fan actually replied!

The fat man was immediately unhappy, his face sank, and he said fiercely: "What did you say?"

Lin Fan said: "You are so arrogant, it's not because you think you have married a beautiful woman, no one in the audience is more beautiful than her, is it?"

The fat man said proudly: "What's the matter, isn't it a fact, there is anyone in the audience who looks better than my girlfriend, stand up by yourself!"

No one dared to stand up.

Indeed, no girl present has self-confidence and looks better than this Internet celebrity face.

And the boys also lowered their heads, not daring to look at the fat man, no way, ashamed, their girlfriends are not good-looking, how can they have confidence.

Seeing this, the fat man and the Internet celebrity face became more and more proud.

"It's a pity, it looks beautiful, but it's actually fake. Lin Fan said coldly.

What?

Fake?

Everyone immediately raised their heads and looked at the Internet celebrity's face in unison.

The Internet celebrity's face was angry, and his voice was an octave higher: "Who do you say is fake, why do you make it clear to me, don't spew blood!"

The fat man also said angrily: "Stinky boy, pay attention to what you say, isn't it looking for a fight?" Believe it or not, I want you to crawl out!"

Lin Fan smiled and said, "It's really fake, her face has moved in at least three places, her nose has been implanted with a prosthesis, her face has been slashed, her eyelids have been opened, and she has a thick foundation to have the current effect." Do you imagine that after she removes her makeup, the bridge of her nose is half as large as it is now, her cheekbones are twice as high as now, and with the single eyelid triangular eyes, is it the reincarnation of Zhong Wuyan?"

Lin Fan has top-level insight ability, whether this Internet celebrity face is plastic surgery or not, he enables top-level insight ability, and he can see it at a glance.

Originally, he didn't want to hit the other party, but the other party was too much, so he was not welcome.

The Internet celebrity's face was very excited, and he screamed: "You are spewing blood, my dear, don't believe what he says, he is completely a rumor!

The Internet celebrity face is so excited, it is completely because he was said by Lin Fan, all of them!

Can she not get excited!

The fat man was also very angry: "Stinky boy, I see that you are really looking for a fight, dare to insult my girlfriend like this!"

Lin Fan said: "If you don't believe it, forget it, and it's normal if you don't believe it, otherwise how can you say that you are an honest person, you are the first honest person in the world!"

The fat man was angry: "You are really looking for a fight, you get out of here!"

Lin Fan said: "Why should I get out, I just told the truth, kindly remind you, if you wait for your child to be born and find out that it is an ugly baby, it will be too late for you to cry at that time." ”

This kind of thing really exists, especially in a neighboring country in China, known as a big country of plastic surgery, two people who were originally very ugly, after plastic surgery, became handsome guys and beauties, and then got married.

However, plastic surgery can only change their own faces, but not their genes, so the children they gave birth to crooked melons and cracked dates have become evidence of their plastic surgery...... It's funny.

Where is the fat man willing to believe Lin Fan's words, he can't be angry, and he wants to drive Lin Fan away.

"Sorry for the delay!"

But at this moment, as soon as a voice came, I saw a peerless beauty walking over here.

Everyone raised their eyes to see this beauty, and they were all amazed, so beautiful, with long hair fluttering, melon seed face, wearing a famous brand, with fragrance on her body, she looked like a white rich beauty!

Everyone watched with amazement, and this peerless Bai Fumei walked quickly in front of Lin Fan.

"Soon it won't be our turn, I tell you, you don't regret it, we are married today. Wei Qingxue smiled, reached out and grabbed Lin Fan's hand, as if she was afraid that Lin Fan would regret it.

What?

The marriage partner of this courier brother is actually this peerless Bai Fumei?

Everyone was stunned.

The fat man's eyes are about to pop out.