Volume 1 Global Tricks to Death Chapter 1 I really didn't mean to

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In the small courtyard of the bungalow in the suburbs, the drizzle wet Chu Ci's hair.

As a newcomer, Chu Ci had a sad face, and his mouth kept pouring fragrance.

Everyone has fantasized about crossing over, and Chu Ci is no different.

Travel back to the past, use historical knowledge to claim the king, and the drunken beauty wakes up on her knees to take over the power of the world.

Travel to another world, learn advanced exercises to soak in the head of the beauty, and become an immortal immortal.

If you don't have a good time two or three days ago, you can buy two lottery tickets for the first prize.

In short, others have crossed all the way to the pinnacle of life like wild dogs.

And Chu Ci is --- replacement!

Before crossing over, he accidentally knocked over a bottle containing a black liquid called Annihilation Dark Matter, and the world entered the countdown to destruction.

At least, that's what his second uncle, Chu Laicai, who is a mad scientist, said that he destroyed the world.

He knew that he was irradiated by the second uncle with some kind of instrument, and then fainted as soon as his eyes were dark, when he regained consciousness, the first feeling was that he seemed to be squatting on some hard object, and when he raised his buttocks, he looked at a human body that looked exactly like himself was nailed into the soil like a stake, and he was out of breath when he reached out and touched it, his eyes were wide open, his expression was extremely aggrieved, and there were four big characters written on his face--- it was impossible to prevent it.

Chu Ci was shocked beyond measure, could this unlucky ghost in front of him be himself from other planes?

Sitting on a small pony in the garden, he rubbed his hair, irritable.

Thinking of this series of things, Chu Ci looked up at the sky and yelled with tears streaming down his face.

"I... I didn't mean to!"

After thinking about it for a long time, he finally accepted the reality and picked up the shovel.

Let's dig a pit and bury "myself" first.

buried the soil, inserted three cigarettes and lit them, and Chu Ci muttered sorry in a low voice.

Everyone is a hard-working person, and I don't have a heart, although you are gone, but the dust is to dust, the earth is to the earth, you go all the way, bless me with great wealth and peace and security, I hope you will not be reincarnated as a dick in the next life.

After all this, Chu Ci returned to the house.

Looking at the colorful collection slips such as water, electricity, and broadband on the table, Chu Ci secretly scolded the poor ghost.

But when I thought about it again, it seemed that I wasn't much better than him.

He scratched his head stupidly, thinking that this was the end of the matter, and he could only take one step at a time.

Distraught, he walked to the kitchen, but when he passed by the bookshelf, he was stunned.

"Dimensions", "String Theory", "Entropy Increase", "Supernatural Affairs Authority", "Cosmic Wall Conjecture", popular science novels, emotional reference books are piled up all over the bookshelf wall.

He picked out a random one, and he read it for a long time, his brows furrowed, and his face was solemn.

He began to wonder if these books were not "his own", right?

He couldn't read a single sentence in the book, including the table of contents.

At this moment, a message came from the mobile phone, and after Chu Ci picked up the mobile phone, he was stunned again.

The other self not only reads, but also has a job, not only has a job, but the monthly salary is more than 9,000!

The SMS notification shows that the Agricultural Bureau has paid the current month's salary, and 9,800 yuan has been credited to the account.

You must know that in another world, after Chu Ci came back from studying abroad, he stayed at home for several months, basically in a state of eating and waiting for death.

It's not that the academic qualifications for studying abroad are not enough, it's just that the majors are not right.

His parents died early, and Chu Ci's life was basically planned by the second uncle, Chu Laicai, and after graduating from high school, he was sent abroad, and then took these two extremely fucked majors, theology and religion.

Chu Ci touched the stubble on his chin.

Sure enough, it is the way of heaven that is good and reincarnated, and the sky spares anyone.

You said that you are a student of theology and religion, you have to go to the Agricultural Bureau to study farming, and you still receive a salary of tens of thousands of yuan.

I was just about to get some breakfast when there was a horn outside, and the horn kept honking.

Pushing open the door and looking outside, he found a black Land Rover with tough lines parked at the gate of his house, and a big man with a cigarette in his mouth and looking at Chu Ci with an expression of "I am your leader".

"What time is it, hurry up and change your clothes, Lao Tzu will give you a minute, hurry up and get out!"

Chu Ci looked confused and pointed at himself: "Are you talking to me?"

He is a tiger with a bear waist, a height of more than one meter and eight years, wearing a black suit, and a terrifying scar under his left eye that reaches the corner of his mouth.

He sneered: "If you don't change your clothes after the smoke is extinguished, Lao Tzu will kick and break your dog's leg, count your work injury, and report it to you in the medical money bureau!"

Chu Ci was confirmed.

This product is definitely its own leader.

But since he is a leader, he drove over early in the morning to pick him up, which is too unreasonable.

When he was getting dressed, he kept muttering in his heart, are the regular units of the state so violent, and he will have to be kicked and broken if he is late?

Pushing open the door, Chu Ci just walked out, and the big man scolded: "You wear a suit and dry hair, and you wear a combat uniform!"

Chu Ci frowned.

Things are getting weirder and weirder, working in the Agricultural Bureau, breaking your leg at every turn, and having to wear a combat uniform?

What the hell is a combat uniform, does it mean a camouflage uniform?

Without waiting for Chu Ci to speak, a voice came from the walkie-talkie in Dahan's hand.

"Nine groups, thirty minutes, be sure to arrive at the place of the incident to replace the colleagues who blocked the scene!"

"Received, the estimated arrival time of the nine groups is twenty-five minutes. ”

After Dahan finished speaking, he glared at Chu Ci fiercely: "Forget it, let's wear civilian clothes at the blockade scene, and get in the car quickly." ”

Chu Ci, who was confused, followed Dahan into the car.

Chu Ci, who was sitting in the co-pilot, didn't dare to open his mouth recklessly, for fear that the other party would find out that he was a copycat.

Who knew that Chu Ci was silent, but the big man complained with an unhappy face.

"You've only been on the job for a month, and it's not easy to transfer from civilian to the investigation team, be diligent and know, don't make trouble for Lao Tzu. ”

Chu Ci nodded.

I got the first information, I only worked for a month, and I was transferred from civilian to the investigation team, but I don't know what the hell this investigation team is, and I haven't heard that the Agricultural Bureau has this establishment.

Sighing slightly, Chu Ci couldn't help but think of the unlucky ghost in the back garden.

The happiest thing in life is to find a high-paying iron job after graduation.

The saddest thing in life is that he was one day away from getting paid, and he was sat to death by a butt.

Dahan continued: "The location of the incident is in a rural area in the suburbs, a little eyesight, follow my old Wang to study hard, see more, do more and talk less, you can inquire in the ministry, my Wang Dafu has never treated his own people badly." ”

Chu Ci nodded again.

When I got the second information, I went to the countryside to do a survey, and it seems that I should have dealt with farmers and uncles, probably to understand the soil or harvest situation.

Wang Dafu is quite addicted to smoking, so he lit a cigarette and taught his workplace experience: "This is the first time you go to the scene, others don't know you, just call the man brother and the woman sister, first mix the face familiar." ”

Chu Ci turned his head and glanced at Wang Dafu slightly, his face full of suspicion.

Big brother, do you know that I am a time-traveler?

In just three sentences, it not only informed me that I had just been on the job for a month, but also let me know that I had just fallen from the civilian job to the investigation team, and at the same time introduced yourself, you are... Afraid that I'll show my stuff, right?

Just as Chu Ci was sorting out this information, Dahan handed Chu Ci a tranquilizer gun.

"Keep it for self-defense, you must carry weapons when you go out on duty, and you haven't been trained in shooting, so use non-lethal weapons first." ”

Chu Ci was taken aback.

Are the peasant uncles in this world so brutal, and they have to bring guns to investigate their living conditions?

......

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