577, why don't you play cards according to the routine? [two-in-one, ask for a monthly ticket]
"What do you want that thing for?" He Junchao looked at Gu Chen inexplicably, but he quickly reacted, and immediately snapped his fingers and said, "I know, no problem, Haval or Oxford?"
"It's not that exaggerated. Gu Chen said.
He Junchao nodded: "Then help you P Lanxiang Technical School, don't you get a New Oriental?"
"Hahaha. Lu Weiwei immediately laughed, and also crumpled the note on the table into a paper ball and smashed it at He Junchao, who was untrustworthy: "I said He Junchao, can't you be reliable? P from Jiangnan Media College, understand?"
"Understood. He Junchao nodded and immediately began to open the software.
On the other hand, Gu Chen and Lu Weiwei also recorded the oral statements of the two women and left their information.
Only then did the two women leave the scene suspiciously.
Officer Wang put his hands behind his back, came behind He Junchao to check his homework, and couldn't help but ask Gu Chen: "Anyway, do you Gu Chen really plan to go deep into the tiger's den?"
"Tiger's den?" Gu Chen couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and smile: "I said Senior Brother Wang, you also think too highly of them, at most they are a group of huskies, and you will deceive the two fresh graduates who are not deeply involved in the world just now." ”
"Oh, too. Lu Weiwei also smiled and said: "If you want to talk about this kind of scam, it may be okay to deceive them, who are we? ”
"I think what Senior Brother Gu and Senior Sister Lu said is very right. Seeing that Gu Chen and Lu Weiwei were both expressing their opinions, Yuan Shasha, who was wondering if she could mix up the attendance quota later, immediately responded positively:
"If you want to talk about this kind of routine, in fact, there is this phenomenon all over the country, which is nothing more than using high wages and low requirements as bait. ”
"But many fresh graduates, just looking at the surface of the company, feel like a big company, and never think about it, why should others give you a salary of 15,000 to 20,000 a month?
"Haha, Xiao Yuan, I feel that you have been following Gu Chen and Lu Weiwei for a long time, and you also have a lot of your own unique opinions. Officer Wang also saw Yuan Shasha's progress, and couldn't help but rejoice in his heart.
For example, Yuan Shasha was very bad at words before, but now it is completely different.
Now Yuan Shasha not only likes to talk, but is also very willing to join the team discussion.
And judging from Yuan Shasha's contact with everyone, everyone can also find a lot of shining points from Yuan Shasha.
For example, Yuan Shasha is actually Angela of the T team of Jiangnan International Circuit, which everyone has not grasped before.
"Then Senior Brother Wang, can you add me to the field this time?" Yuan Shasha also took advantage of Officer Wang's praise to instantly show her caution.
Officer Wang was stunned: "This ......"
"Senior Brother Wang. Yuan Shasha's tone of voice quickly became soft: "If you want to go to Feitian Media to find out, you have to disguise yourself as a candidate." ”
Looking at Gu Chen and Lu Weiwei in front of her, Yuan Shasha smiled and said, "I, Senior Brother Gu and Senior Sister Lu are very similar to fresh graduates." ”
"That's right. As soon as Lu Weiwei heard Yuan Shasha's words, she was suddenly excited: "I said Xiao Yuan, if you didn't say that, I really forgot the fact that I have graduated for a few years, haha." ”
"Then I can go too. Officer Wang felt that he had no advantage in fighting for age, and suddenly had a new idea: "Anyway, if I heard it right, those two girls just now can say it." ”
"Not only are editors and planners hired, but also cleaners and security guards. ”
Rolling up his sleeves, Officer Wang pinched his muscles and said, "Isn't it more than enough for me to apply for a security guard with my figure?"
The scene suddenly fell silent......
Everyone looked at Officer Wang blankly, and they didn't seem to have any fluctuations in their expressions.
Officer Wang was stunned for a moment, but he also retracted his actions, and said angrily: "Anyway, you guys should also cooperate, it's really embarrassing." ”
"Lao Wang, if you want to go, you can go, where are there so many dramas. Lu Weiwei also smiled, turned around and looked at He Junchao and said: "He Junchao, you can give Lao Wang P a diploma from Lanxiang Technical School, just major in excavators." ”
"Okay. He Junchao's fingers crackled on the mechanical keyboard.
Soon, the four "diplomas" were completed, and with He Junchao's punch back.
The printer at the door quickly printed out a few copies.
Gu Chen took the copy and said, "This is already very realistic, then trouble Senior Brother He, and then help us get the physical examination form right." ”
"OK, wrap it up on me. ”
Ho Junchao's computer archive contains the basic information of all the police officers in the three groups of offices.
Coupled with the technology of his own P-map god, it didn't take long for all the copies of documents required by the four of them to be successfully completed.
After a pause on the table, Gu Chen was also quite satisfied: "With these things, let's hurry up and submit our resumes on the computer now." ”
"Okay. Lu Weiwei immediately turned on the computer and quickly found a signboard information according to the signboard URL provided by the two girls' transcripts.
As the two girls said, among the many signboard information, this signboard information of 15,000 to 20,000, and not limited to work experience and age, can indeed be particularly eye-catching among many signboard information.
Lu Weiwei didn't say a word, and hurriedly sent the forged academic certificate sent to her by He Junchao in the form of an email.
About a minute or so passed......
Lu Weiwei soon received an interview notice claiming to be the HR of Jiangnan Feitian Media, and Lu Weiwei smiled at the time.
"It's really amazing, I just sent it and there was a reply, and they told me to go to the interview tomorrow. ”
"Really?" Yuan Shasha's eyes lit up, and she also said with a smile: "Then I'll also hurry up and submit my resume." ”
"Wait a few minutes. Gu Chen casually flipped through his "diploma", and also suggested: "Suddenly, a group of people issue diplomas intensively, what if they are suspicious?"
"Oh, too. Yuan Shasha was right to think about it, and immediately smiled and said, "That's okay, we'll send a hair every half an hour." ”
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Two hours later, everyone, including Lu Weiwei, Gu Chen, Yuan Shasha and Officer Wang, received an invitation to interview.
Lu Weiwei and Gu Chen are interviewing Area C, Yuan Shasha is interviewing Area A, and Officer Wang is interviewing Area B, which seems to be quite scattered.
However, everyone didn't care, and all the forensic equipment needed was debugged on the same day, ready to come in handy tomorrow.
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The next morning.
Gu Chen drove and drove dozens of kilometers with everyone to the so-called interview point, a remote area to be developed.
But despite this, the signboard of Feitian Media Building still hangs high above a similar comprehensive office building, giving people the immediate sense of a large company.
As everyone imagined, there were a lot of people who came to interview, and the first floor of the hall seemed to be crowded with interviewers.
Gu Chen, Lu Weiwei, Yuan Shasha and Officer Wang, in order to perform realistically, everyone changed into casual clothes today.
I don't know if it's Lu Weiwei's caution, after learning yesterday that Gu Chen was going to change into a dark blue denim jacket, Lu Weiwei also changed into a set of the same clothes.
The two walked together like a couple.
Yuan Shasha changed into a set of small freshness, and Officer Wang changed into a set of outdoor military uniforms, giving people a sense of immediacy that they were going to work on the construction site.
Unlike those who were in a hurry to interview, Gu Chen first went to verify the statements of the two girls.
Look for that sky-high noodle restaurant nearby, as well as a medical check-up center, barber salon and hotel.
There is no problem with the verification results, the ramen in the noodle restaurant is clearly marked, and the 45 yuan a bowl of ramen is the lowest price.
The staff of the physical examination center, although all of them are wearing white coats, are chatting with slippers.
Compared with the regular physical examination center, the equipment here is simple, and the sanitary conditions are not up to standard.
Compared with the formal stores in the urban area, the barber shop and the hotel have complete facilities, but the grade is obviously the level of the rural washing, cutting and blowing shop and the rural guest house.
It's not a lot of money, and it's no wonder that the two girls were fooled.
"Senior Brother Wang. After inspecting and verifying all the stores, Gu Chen couldn't help but complain: "This is the situation, this is far away from the city, and there must be dozens of yuan for a taxi." ”
"And in terms of the situation here, all the consumption is quite high, and there are no competitors, and all the stores are unique. ”
"Then you mean, this is really a pig killing industry chain?" asked Officer Wang.
Gu Chen smiled, and also nodded back: "Almost, if this company is not for the purpose of signboards, then it can't be said." ”
"And yesterday we also checked and verified on the recruitment website, which is consistent with what the two girls said. ”
"They were hiring so many people a week ago, and they're still hiring so many people a week later, and there's a constant stream of applicants. ”
From this point, it can be seen that this company is not recruiting at all, but under the guise of recruitment, so that other industrial chains can earn high profits, which is their real purpose. ”
"That's right. Officer Wang agreed with Gu Chen's statement very much, and also nodded: "Then let's go our separate ways now and interview separately." ”
After thinking about it, Officer Wang couldn't help laughing and said, "It's also quite interesting, I graduated from the police academy for so long, and I still have an interview." ”
"Then let's gather here after the interview. Gu Chen said.
Everyone nodded.
Subsequently, the four of them walked into the Feitian Media Building one after another, and soon, Gu Chen and Lu Weiwei lined up for the interview area C.
In order to avoid suspicion, the two specially separated each other by two or three people.
When Gu Chen was interviewed, Gu Chen first knocked lightly on the door, and after hearing a "please come in" from the office, Gu Chen walked in with his resume.
The office is simply decorated with almost no furniture except for a desk and two office chairs.
At this moment, a bald man was sitting there with a serious face.
Seeing Gu Chen enter the door, he greeted warmly: "Hello, bring the door with you." ”
"Alas!" Gu Chen did as he was told, and then took out the document bag that was tucked under his arm.
"What position are you here to interview?" The bald man crossed his fingers and asked Gu Chen seriously.
"I want to apply for a copy planner. Gu Chen said.
"Oh, have you done it before?" the bald man asked again.
Gu Chen shook his head: "No." ”
"Huh. As soon as he heard Gu Chen's words, the bald man suddenly waved his hand, let Gu Chen sit on the opposite seat, and said: "It doesn't matter if you haven't done it, we will have special job training here, as long as you are willing to endure hardships and be self-motivated, we are very happy to provide this position to you." ”
Just like the words of the two girls yesterday, Gu Chen felt unprecedented enthusiasm from the bald man's words.
This is clearly different from the general recruiter's superiority.
And this difference is that the person who comes here for an interview is more like a guest, and the other party is afraid that you will not come.
After taking a sip of wolfberry tea, the bald man's eyes rose, and after glancing at Gu Chen, he asked directly with a smile: "Give me your ID card and a copy of your degree certificate." ”
Gu Chen took it out of the document and handed it to him with both hands.
The bald man was stunned for a moment, immediately smiled bitterly, and directly flipped through it casually, and suddenly said, "Oh, are you from Jiangnan Media College?"
"Yes. Gu Chen nodded.
The bald man slapped his thigh: "We need a talent like you here, yes, very good." ”
It was also after some praise that the bald man pinched his nose and asked, "Then do you have a physical examination report?" Recently, the pneumonia is quite serious, and we must find out the physical health of the employees. ”
Gu Chen saw at a glance that the bald man's expression was still the same.
"No, right?" Seeing that Gu Chen didn't answer, the bald man suddenly raised the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "It's okay, it's a coincidence, we have a physical examination center downstairs, you go there for a physical examination, and then hand over the physical examination report to me." ”
Seeing that Gu Chen still didn't react, just looking at himself blankly, the bald man's smile just now suddenly froze, and he also asked weakly: "Don't get me wrong, the physical examination must be required, this is a normal process." ”
Looking Gu Chen's handsome appearance up and down, the bald man said again: "I see that your young man is very energetic, which is very in line with our company's concept of 'sunshine and enterprising', I am very optimistic about you." ”
"If you pass the medical examination, you can work right away once you join the company, right?"
"You're right. Gu Chen nodded in agreement, and immediately took out his physical examination form from the file bag and handed it to the bald man's hand with both hands.
"You...... Did you bring a physical examination form?" The bald man was stunned for a moment, and he also looked at Gu Chen in surprise, feeling that what he was thinking in his heart could be accurately guessed by the guy opposite.
Seeing that Gu Chen couldn't take advantage of it at all, the bald man could only smile bitterly a few times, and then pretended to flip through it a few times, and said lightly: "The physical examination report of the Municipal People's Hospital? ”
"Is there anything else you need?" asked Gu Chen.
The bald man looked embarrassed......
Unexpectedly, Gu Chen was fully prepared, so that his original process was suddenly disrupted, and at this moment, he also crossed his fingers, and couldn't help but say:
"Then since you're prepared for all these things, okay, let's have an interview. ”
Picking up the thermos cup and pretending to drink a sip of wolfberry tea, the bald man tried to relieve his nervousness, and said lightly:
"In this world, there are two things that others can't snatch, one is the food that is eaten in the stomach, and the other is the dream hidden in the heart. ”
"As a result, many people have become 'foodies with dreams'. ”
"And when a girl suddenly announces that she wants to lose weight, it actually means that she has to eat secretly behind the back of others, we also recently filmed a film about weight loss, since you want to apply for copywriting, what do you think about this?"
Gu Chen smiled and said, "Because of the 'weight loss' thing, the thin girl has never given up, and the fat girl has never started. ”
"Oh?" When the bald man heard this, he also nodded slightly: "Go on." ”
"Some people may say that girls don't need to support their families like boys, so they don't need too high ideals, and there is no need to work hard to make money. ”
Gu Chen's eyes stared at the bald man, and he teased casually indifferently: "But actually, I don't agree with this, because although you don't need to support your family, you need to raise SK-II water, YSL's cream, DIOR's makeup, and CHANEL's bag." ”
"So you're shouldering far more than a man, after all, these are all listed companies. ”
"Hahaha. Hearing Gu Chen's opinion, the bald man also laughed, covered his stomach and pointed at Gu Chen, "Young man, you have a lot of ideas." ”
"It's ok. Gu Chen nodded slightly, and said, "Mainly inspired by my cousin." ”
"Your cousin?" the bald man was stunned for a moment.
Gu Chen said with a smile: "That's right, my cousin is just a standard gnawing old man, who can't endure hardship or tiredness, and his monthly salary is not even enough to buy clothes." ”
But in recent years, my uncle and aunt have become older and their health is not very good, and the family's business is becoming more and more sluggish. ”
So her uncle and aunt persuaded her that she couldn't go on like this anymore and that she should do something for the family. ”
"That'...... And what is your cousin's reaction?" said the bald man.
My cousin was very encouraged. Gu Chen continued: "After all, after so many years of study, it is not useless. ”
So after much deliberation, she had already decided that she was going to get married. ”
"Haha, it's kind of interesting, kind of funny. The bald man nodded frequently, and said: "Your starting point is very good, it can be seen that the role of this cousin is a standard gnawing old man, the image of an otaku girl." ”
"Yes. Gu Chen nodded in acknowledgement, and said, "Every holiday, my cousin's specific itinerary is like this." ”
In order to match his artistic conception, Gu Chen compared while saying: "Bedside Mountain, Living Room Valley, Wardrobe Cave, Balcony Peak, Bathroom Alley, Toilet Lake and other famous scenic spots. ”
"In the past, sleeping was called lazy insects, but since pneumonia, now sleeping is called contribution, and often the whole family is glorious when one person sleeps, and the whole family sleeps loyal to the country. ”
"Now it's a sleepwalk, getting out of bed is a peripheral tour, the living room is a provincial tour, the kitchen, balcony, and bathroom are domestic tours, and going downstairs to throw a garbage is already a trip abroad. ”
"As for the community, it's a space odyssey. ”
Looking at the bald man's sluggish face, Gu Chen smiled and said, "Sir, are you okay?"
"I didn't ...... It's okay. The bald man was stunned for a moment, and then he smiled and said, "I can't see it, your cousin's role is quite deep." ”
"Really?" When Gu Chen heard this, he also smiled and said, "I made these things up, I don't have such a cousin." ”
"Blind...... Blind man?" The bald man was stunned.
"Yes, it's made up, aren't you going to make a film about weight loss, I've already helped you choose the copywriter, that's it. ”
Gu Chen looked at the bald man's blank eyes, and said with a smile: "It seems that you have already been substituted, are you still satisfied with my planning insights." ”
"Insights plus situational display, yes. The bald man also had nothing to say at the moment.
Seeing that Gu Chen couldn't take advantage of it at all, he couldn't earn the printing fee and the physical examination fee, and he wasted the time of interviewing the latter.
The bald man pondered for a moment, and said with a smile: "You young man is very good, congratulations, you have passed the first test." ”
"Thank you. Gu Chen was accustomed to this.
The bald man suddenly took out his mobile phone, with a hint of leaving Gu Chen behind: "You wait first, I'm going to call the general manager and tell him that I have a very good interviewer here, and you are waiting here." ”
"Good. Gu Chen smiled, not surprised.
After all, the two girls who came to report the case yesterday have already explained their interview process clearly, and it should be the turn of the bald man to say that the general manager is in a meeting or something, and then let himself wait.
In terms of time, it can be delayed, and try to let Gu Chen stay here for the night.
Otherwise, wouldn't the business of noodle restaurants and hotels be a waste of turnover?
But after the bald man's communication, the bald man's eyes lit up, and he also stared at Gu Chen and said happily: "The general manager said that he wants to meet you." ”
"Present...... Now?" Gu Chen was suddenly a little confused.
"Yes, right now, I feel like you're a good fit for our company. When the bald man saw Gu Chen, it was as if he had picked up a treasure, for fear that Gu Chen would run away.
Gu Chen was also puzzled.
According to the routine, shouldn't the general manager be in a meeting? After all, the two girls who reported the case yesterday told the same story.
Then I will be arranged to continue waiting, such as going for a haircut or something.
Thinking about it, it was also inexplicable, Gu Chen asked weakly: "Sir, then look at my image, before meeting the general manager, should I take care of it, such as a haircut or something?"
"What kind of haircut?" The bald man couldn't wait to stand up, came directly to Gu Chen, grabbed Gu Chen's arm and said, "Let's go, I'll take you to see the general manager now." ”
Gu Chen: ???
Why don't you play according to the routine?
"By the way, see the general manager now?" Gu Chen asked weakly.
"Then when do you have to wait?" The bald man was also inexplicable, he didn't say a word, and pulled Gu Chen out of the door.
After going out, the bald man gave a special explanation to the interviewers at the back of the queue and continued to wait.
And he took Gu Chen away and quickly left the interview location.
Also after going upstairs, the bald man knocked on the door of the conference room and said a dialect that he didn't understand very well into the conference room, as if he was saying a code, Gu Chen felt quite strange.
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