Chapter 50: Live Dogfight
After discovering that Fairy Chang'e had started the live broadcast, the Heavenly Court is my family group became lively.
The giant spirit god sent a voice: "Hehe, Chang'e Fairy live broadcast, haha, excuse me, what is the live broadcast" (with a puzzled expression.) )
Fairy Yaoji: The live broadcast is that she dances for you, and I will type (made a yes gesture).
Sun Wukong sent a voice: "Hehe, Fairy Chang'e can still dance?
Moon:...... (Posted a picture of tumbling potato seeds)
Sun Wukong sent a voice: "Hehe, the Jade Rabbit Fairy is also there, hahaha." ”
Zhu Bajie sent a voice: "My old pig is going to take a look, I like to watch Fairy Chang'e jump, hum~"
Erlang God sent a voice: "Okay, I'll go take a look too." ”
Nezha sent a voice: "Well, it's worth seeing." ”
Nezha's daughter-in-law sent a voice: "Nezha, if you dare to go, the old lady will burn you." ”
Lei Gong sent a voice: "Hey, hey..."
The electric mother sent a voice: "You are laughing fart, hurry up and get back to patrol for me." ”
Yue Lao sent a voice: "Well, Fairy Chang'e is naturally beautiful, it's still good to watch the live broadcast and dance." ”
Zhang Daoling sent a voice: "I went to see it, the live broadcast is good, it has a lot of content, friends hurry up and go in and take a look." ”
......
As soon as Zhang Daoling said this, the group was instantly quiet.
Zheng Yu also clicked on the live broadcast and jumped directly to the Douyin platform.
I saw that Fairy Chang'e had painted forbidden makeup, wearing an elegant and simple fairy costume, and was singing perfume poison in her moon palace at the moment.
Chang'e's singing voice is very beautiful, like a natural sound, even those first-line singers in the human world are less than one-tenth of her, and a perfume is poisonous and stunned to make her sing the truth of perfume.
Zheng Yu was speechless for a moment, and then saw that the number of people in the live broadcast room was soaring, and it had reached more than one million people at the moment, and the gifts below were also frantically brushing.
The barrage below is also frantically swiping the screen, Zheng Yu can't see what he said at all, but it's almost the same, young lady, I'm beautiful, I love you to death.
After the song, Fairy Chang'e stood up and gave a closing salute.
"Hello, new babies, hello, wow, thank you for Brother Big Flying Chicken's carnival, 666, come on, babies, let's brush Brother Big Flying Chicken 6. ”
As soon as the words fell, the 6 brushes at the bottom of the screen brushed up.
Immediately afterwards, Nezha brushed a carnival.
The Djinn God brushed a carnival.
Erlang God brushed a carnival.
Monkey King brushed a carnival.
......
I saw that the screens below kept swiping up one after another.
The barrage below also brushed up the news.
"I'll go, young lady, this is a big explosion of character, it's been more than a hundred carnivals. ”
"It's weird what these people's names are. ”
"Really, where are these people tyrants, why are they so naught. ”
The giant spirit god sent a barrage: The old man is the giant spirit god, the old man is in the sky now, be careful that I trample you to death.
"Damn, this stupid fork is too deep into the play, and it's a giant spirit god. ”
"Haha, wasn't the giant spirit god crippled by Sun Wukong?"
Sun Wukong sent a barrage: My old grandson didn't beat him, our brothers are fine, and they were drinking together yesterday.
"This stupid lack is called Monkey King, it's too LOW. ”
"It's really an old tan. ”
Erlang God sent a barrage: Dear children in the human world, we are really immortals in the heavenly court, the heavenly court needs your offerings, and the heavenly court is willing to develop together with you.
"Yes, you are from the Heavenly Court, come and tell us about the Heavenly Court."
Erlang God sent a barrage: No problem, let me say first, my name is Yang Jian, and I live in Zhenjun Temple...
......
For a while, the gods in the live broadcast room and the rest of the audience were hot, and Chang'e, who was singing, was still on the side, all of them were watching the barrage sent by Erlang God.
Fairy Chang'e suddenly got up and said, "Baby wait for me first, I'll go change my clothes." ”
Fairy Chang'e just left the live broadcast position, and her figure came directly to Erlang God's side.
"Hey, Fairy Chang'e, aren't you broadcasting?"
Erlang God glanced at the live broadcast room, and Fairy Chang'e was gone.
"Chang..."
The next sentence of Erlang God has not yet been spoken, and Fairy Chang'e is a fierce hammer at Erlang God.
"If you dare to mess up anything again, I'll smash your phone. ”
Fairy Chang'e said a word viciously, and then turned to leave.
Erlang God looked at Chang'e who was leaving with a bewildered expression and muttered, "What did I do wrong." ”
Fairy Chang'e changed into new clothes and returned to the live broadcast room.
Immediately a barrage was sent from below.
"Wow, the young lady is back, the young lady's new clothes are so beautiful. ”
"Where did the young lady's Hanfu come from, and where is it sold? ”
......
Without Erlang God's trouble, the live broadcast room returned to Chang'e's home field again, and then Chang'e Fairy danced a dance that this dance should only be in the sky, which once again won the hearts of everyone, and even made the number of live broadcasters soar to 3 million.
Zheng Yu was about to leave after brushing a few carnivals, when a barrage below attracted Zheng Yu's attention.
"Come to the 9528 live broadcast room, Erlang God will tell him the secret of the Howling Sky Dog. ”
For a while, this barrage instantly swiped the screen, and then looked at the number of viewers directly dropped by one million, and it was still crazy to drop people.
No matter how hot the fairy Chang'e dances and sings, she can no longer let the audience stay.
Fairy Chang'e looked at the number of people who continued to fall, and couldn't hold back any longer.
"Erlang God, you grandson, you earth dog, you dare to play with the old lady, you wait, the old lady will pick up a knife and cut you. ”
Bite!
The live broadcast room has been banned for suspected violations, please wait for notice when it will be unblocked~
Forehead~~
Seeing this scene, Zheng Yu had a very bad premonition in his heart.
Bite~
At this time, WeChat Tianting is my family group, and sure enough, a message came.
Fairy Chang'e sent a voice: "Erlang God, you are only a soil dog, you come out for the old lady, what do you mean, dig my corner is it, you wait for me, wait for me to find you, the old lady picked your skin." ”
No one in the group answered, and no one dared to come out and say anything.
Zheng Yu: Don't be angry, fairies, in fact, your live broadcast should really change the way, there are too many live broadcasts like this now, you should change it to a new one.
Fairy Chang'e sent a voice: "If you want to take care of it, let me stay aside, be careful that I will be abolished with you." ”
Zheng Yu was speechless.
Taishang Laojun on the side laughed and said: "Xiao Zheng, you are really the dragon and phoenix among people, amazing, even the crazy fairy Chang'e, you dare to provoke, admire and admire." ”
Bite!
Zheng Yu turned on his phone, Sun Wukong sent a friend application, and Zheng Yu immediately agreed.
Sun Wukong sent a voice: "Brother Zheng Yu, Fairy Chang'e must not be provoked when she is mad, she will be unlucky." ”
Zheng Yu: Thank you for the reminder.
Sun Wukong sent a voice: "Brother Zheng Yu, you better hurry back to the world, the blackened Chang'e fairy is too terrible, we don't dare to provoke it, even the Jade Emperor has to run away." ”
Hearing this, Zheng Yu saw Fairy Chang'e carrying a big knife and came to the market violently, and Zheng Yu hurriedly returned to the world with a thought.
At this moment, it was already evening, and Zheng Yu drove to Gu Yu's villa.
Entering the villa, Zheng Yu turned on a light and asked the female ghost to go out and check outside.
Zheng Yu lay on the bed and looked at his phone, looked at it and fell asleep.
"Master, master, wake up. ”
Hearing the voice, Zheng Yu woke up.
"How's it going?"
Zheng Yu said sleepily.
"Master, there's movement downstairs"
Hearing this, Zheng Yu finally came to his senses.
"There's movement, there's movement. ”
Just when Zheng Yu was puzzled, there was a creaking sound downstairs, accompanied by bursts of crying, the cry was miserable and sad, which made people not only feel a sense of horror in their hearts when they heard it.
"Master, there are really people crying down there. ”
"Really, is there a resentful spirit? ”
"Impossible master, there is no trace of resentment here, it does not look like a resentment at all. ”
"Whatever he is, let's go down and see. ”
As he spoke, Zheng Yu pushed the door and walked out, it was pitch black outside, and the lights that were originally on were turned off.
"Yo, this ghost can do it, and the lights will be turned off, so let me see what the hell you are, fiery eyes. ”
turned on the fiery eyes, the originally dark space became very transparent, and at a glance, I could see everything around me, only to see that below, a figure was swaying back and forth, pinching something while walking, and from time to time it made that strange sound.
"So you're here. ”
Zheng Yu jumped without even walking the stairs, jumped directly and appeared in front of the figure.
Zheng Yu's sudden appearance, however, the other party was agitated and retreated again and again.
Bang dang.
"Ah~~"
One of the other party's figures accidentally tripped and fell to the ground, falling and flipping on his back.
Zheng Yu hurriedly turned on the lights in the house.
I saw an old man lying on the ground, seemingly fainting.
"Okay, it's a big game. ”
Zheng Yu originally wanted to scare the other party, but he didn't expect it to be a little too much.
"It's good that I just passed out. ”
Zheng Yu checked it and found that there was nothing wrong with the old man, so he woke the old man up.
When the old man saw Zheng Yu, he hurriedly got up and rushed out of the door.
"I'm going, I'm so old, and I'm running pretty fast. ”
With that, Zheng Yu chased out.
However, the old man did not go in the direction of the village, but ran in the opposite direction into the dense forest in the distance.
"Isn't it a villager?"
Zheng Yu also hurriedly chased after him.