Chapter 18: The Ultimate Reverse Divine Fortune
Lao Jun died once, resurrected and ran again, and was killed by the two again.
"Hahaha, this grandson on the other side is so funny, I've died twice. ”
The crowd of onlookers next to him didn't know who let out a loud laugh.
"This grandson is named Taishang Laojun, haha it's funny, he thinks he is Taishang Laojun. ”
Sun Wukong laughed and said: "This person is Lao Jun, hahaha." ”
Hearing this, the faces of the two people before were green, and they were all sweating profusely, praying that Lao Jun did not hear their words.
Lao Jun naturally didn't hear it, because he was going crazy, he had been killed five times by Zheng Yu and Sun Wukong together, and a group of them were all sending voices, asking Lao Jun to hurry up and go to alchemy, don't send it again.
At this time, Zheng Yu gathered all the god costumes, stealth out, a wave of team battles, Zheng Yu rushed over and harvested two heads, double kill (baiDouble Kill), one of them wanted to run, he returned a sword, three kills (T
iple kill), Angela turns on the skill to escape, Zheng Yu flanks the second kill, four kills (Quad
a Kill), everyone around them watched attentively, waiting for Zheng Yu's five kills.
Lao Jun appeared, and as soon as he appeared, he was taken away by Zheng Yu with a set of combos, five kills (Pe
ta Kill)Aced 。
Immediately afterward, enthusiastic applause and shouts erupted in the surroundings.
In the end, Zheng Yu pushed the crystal in one go.
"It's fun, I'm going to buy it, how much does it cost?"
"1000 merits. ”
"It's cheap, I want one. ”
"I want it too. ”
...
All of a sudden, everyone began to buy mobile phones frantically, and in less than half an hour, a thousand mobile phones were sold out.
Looking at the mountain of money in front of him, Sun Wukong was about to cry, this thing was much faster than him going around the palaces to get money.
"Brother, this is a really good deal, I have decided, I will open this deal in the future. ”
Sun Wukong said gratefully to Zheng Yu.
“emmm... Great Sage, have you really thought about it?"
"Yes, I think it's better to do business now. ”
"Okay, I'll buy the goods and you can sell them, how about we partner." ”
"No problem, brother, you are my God of Wealth, hahaha. ”
The two of them burst out laughing.
"Great Sage, you called me?"
Suddenly, the God of Wealth appeared beside the two.
Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "Hey~~, my old grandson is not calling you, Brother Zheng Yu is my god of wealth." ”
Hearing this, the God of Wealth stared at Zheng Yu with dead eyes and said, "Brother Zheng Yu, you are preparing to choke." ”
"Where, where, little brother doesn't dare. ”
"Brother Zheng Yu, I heard that you have made a fortune, do you want to come to my small shop to have a look? ”
Hearing this, Zheng Yu hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, little brother, let's go over and take a look." ”
Zheng Yu didn't dare to offend the God of Wealth, this old man is not an ordinary person, if the other party is angry, let his fortune disappear or negative growth, it will be over.
When he came to the God of Wealth shop, Zheng Yu saw that there were red envelopes on the counter one by one.
"Dare to ask the God of Wealth, how do you play this business?"
"3 merits, there is everything in the red envelope, it depends on your luck. ”
This...
"Okay, I'll have a game first. ”
"Is it just one? Brother Zheng Yu has made a lot of money today. ”
The God of Wealth looked at Zheng Yu and raised his eyebrows.
Zheng Yu knew that this meant to make him bleed profusely.
"Okay, I'll start with a thousand. ”
"That's right, come on, let's get started. ”
As he spoke, the God of Wealth handed a dozen thick red envelopes to Zheng Yu.
Zheng Yu reluctantly opened the first red envelope.
Crash~
'Congratulations on attaining 3,000 merits. ’
A woman's voice sounded in Zheng Yu's head.
Ah, it's so advanced, and there is a system prompt sound, this red envelope is good to play.
Wait, 3,000 merits, I seem to have spent 3,000 merits to buy these red envelopes just now, and I just drew one and came back?
Zheng Yu looked at the merit card in his hand, which said three thousand.
And looking at the God of Wealth again, the God of Wealth was already dumbfounded, his eyes were staring directly at the merit card, and the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched for a long time.
"Hehe, Brother Zheng Yu, you are really lucky, let's go back to the original first. ”
The Great Sage patted Zheng Yu on the shoulder and told him to quickly remove one.
Ding dong~
'Congratulations on obtaining the fiery eyes of the god-level exercises. ’
"~"
These two words were not said by Zheng Yu, but from the mouth of the God of Wealth.
The God of Wealth stared at the skill book in Zheng Yu's hand with red eyes, that expression was simply terrifying, and he couldn't wait to go up and snatch the skill book.
"Haha, Brother Zheng Yu, you are really a man of destiny, my grandson was in Laojun's alchemy furnace for 7749 days before refining my pair of fiery eyes, you opened a red envelope and came out of one, your luck is simply too strong. ”
Zheng Yu smiled, but he couldn't laugh because he saw that the God of Wealth was looking at him with murderous eyes.
"God of Wealth, what kind of eyes are you, are you going to scare my brother to death?"
Zheng Yu turned around, and Zhu Bajie stood behind him.
"Brother Pig, you're here. ”
Zheng Yu hurriedly gave up a position.
"Ah, I just saw you here in the God of Wealth, I'll take a look, and I'll continue to dismantle. ”
Zhu Bajie smiled innocently.
"Idiot, why are you here if you don't go to your supermarket?"
"Brother Monkey, you're here too, then my old pig will go first. ”
When Zhu Bajie saw Sun Wukong, he turned around and ran, and he didn't know why.
Zheng Yu smiled slightly and opened the third red envelope.
Ding dong~
'Congratulations on obtaining the Immortal Wheel Mirror. ’
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......
A series of grooves sounded behind Zheng Yu, Zheng Yu's heart was almost frightened, and when he turned to look, he saw Lao Jun and the Jade Emperor standing behind him, and after seeing the wheel mirror in Zheng Yu's hand, his eyes were about to pop out.
The Jade Emperor grabbed the God of Wealth by the collar and took him aside.
"Nima, God of Wealth, why did you give him the revelator?"
When the Jade Emperor spoke, the muscles on his face couldn't stop shaking, it seemed that this wheel mirror was very precious to him.
"The Jade Emperor is angry, and the minister doesn't want to, this wheel mirror is in the minister's treasury, and it was not originally a prize for this lottery, who knows how it ran out. ”
The God of Wealth also looked innocent, and when he saw the wheel mirror being opened, he almost cried.
The wheel mirror is the treasure of heaven, you can look at it for 500 years and look at it for 500 years, originally this wheel mirror was the Jade Emperor's, but a bet lost to the God of Wealth, and the God of Wealth has been retained to this day.
"Let me tell you, this wheel mirror is the treasure of my heavenly court, if you don't get it back for me, I will dismiss you, raid your home, and confiscate all your family property. ”
The Jade Emperor issued a final warning to the God of Wealth, but when he said this, the Jade Emperor was very happy, if he could copy the God of Wealth's home, it would be cool and crooked, and the God of Wealth's family background was very thick.
"Yes, I'm going to buy it. ”
The God of Wealth said and walked in front of Zheng Yu.
"Hey, hey, little brother Zheng Yu, can you return this wheel mirror to me?"
The God of Wealth rubbed his hands together and smiled at Zheng Yu with a flattering face.
“Emmm... God of Wealth, although this thing is of no use to me, but it is also prescribed by me, it's not good for you to go back directly, so let's do it, how about I sell you 100,000 merits. ”
Hearing this, the God of Wealth was overjoyed, and he took back 100,000 merits, which was a lot of money.
"Brother Zheng Yu, this thing can't be sold so cheaply, this thing is a treasure, my grandson stole this back then, and was chased out of millions of kilometers by Erlang God and Nezha, let him give one million merits and sell it to him. ”
Burst~~
The God of Wealth almost died in a heartbeat.
"Great Sage, this thing is really useless to us, since I have already said 100,000, just 100,000, God of Wealth, what do you say?"
The God of Wealth looked at Zheng Yu with tears in his eyes: "You are the Bodhisattva, you are simply a model in my generation, thank you here." ”
In the end, the God of Wealth took back the wheel mirror at the price of 100,000 merits.
Ding dong~~
'Congratulations on obtaining the Immortal Wheel Mirror. ’
"~"
When Zheng Yu opened the fourth red envelope, the wheel mirror returned to his hand.
The God of Wealth really vomited blood this time, and his eyes fell to the ground.
"Oh, it's too big, I don't want this thing, I don't want the red envelope, I won't open the red envelope, the God of Wealth, let's clear it. ”
Zheng Yu threw down his things, turned around and left, and Sun Wukong hurriedly followed.
"Hahaha, Brother Zheng Yu, your luck is really perverted, you have obtained the Arcana Wheel Mirror twice, you see that the God of Wealth vomited blood angrily. ”
Sun Wukong patted his thighs and smiled.
"Zheng Yu, come with me. ”
At this time, the Jade Emperor came to Zheng Yu's side.
"Jade Emperor, where do you want my brother to go?"
Sun Wukong stepped forward to stop them.
"You monkey, while playing, I have something to do with Zheng Yu. ”
The Jade Emperor frowned helplessly.
"Hehe, Jade Emperor Lao'er, it seems very polite to hear what you say, are you going to let me make trouble with you again Lingxiao Treasure Palace, no one can help you this time." ”
When the Jade Emperor heard this, his face immediately turned a little green.
"Hahaha, Jade Emperor Lao'er, my grandson is just teasing you, you are still serious, hahaha, I really don't know how to tease. ”
As he spoke, Sun Wukong returned to his shop with his mobile phone.
The Jade Emperor is full of black lines of melon seeds, if it weren't for this monkey becoming a Buddha, the Jade Emperor would have killed him a long time ago, saving him from always shaking under his nose, every time he saw this monkey, the Jade Emperor would remember the tragic scene back then.
"Jade Emperor, what's the matter with you?"
Seeing that the Jade Emperor was deep in thought, Zheng Yu hurriedly asked.
"Oh, that's right, aren't you selling mobile phones, are you still there?"
"Ah~~ It's gone, look at that. ”
looked at Zheng Yu's hand, and saw that in front of Sun Wukong, a big sign read: The mobile phone has been sold out, and it will continue to be sold tomorrow.
The Jade Emperor's face suddenly became a little ugly.
"No, is it too late for the widow to come? damn it, I shouldn't have gone to Chang'e. ”
The Jade Emperor muttered to himself with a lost face.
"Ahh ”
Zheng Yu looked at Chang'e's shop, which was already closed, and it was also written on it that it was sold out and would open tomorrow.
"Ahem, nothing, nothing, hey, you have a mobile phone here, do you sell this?"
The Jade Emperor pointed to the mobile phone in Zheng Yu's hand.
"This one is my own, I don't... I sell. ”
When Zheng Yu saw the Jade Emperor's little eyes, Zheng Yu's heart was empty and he could only sell.
it, the card I just installed is gone.