Chapter 58: Girls' Dormitory
A large skeletal claw stretched out from the black air.
clutching a book of life and death on his paws,
My iron needle pierced the book of life and death, and was forcibly blocked by the book of life and death.
Immediately after, a large soul hook pen waved.
Clearing the black mist, revealing Judge Cui in a red robe.
Judge Cui forced a smile and arched his hand at me: "Your Excellency, see the ferryman." ”
I've only seen this Judge Cui in the TV series Journey to the West.
The impression of him is still good, and he can be regarded as a decent person.
It can be seen from the embroidered Eight Dragons Coffin on his chest that he is one level lower than me.
I retracted the iron needle and said, "This imperial history is enforcing the law, why is Judge Cui blocking it?"
Judge Cui looked at the people around him with a somewhat embarrassed face.
Reach out and hold my hand with the claws of the big skull.
Pulled me aside and whispered: "The ferryman makes the adults know, this little judge of the yamen is my nephew, my sister is a middle-aged widow, just such a son, seeing that he made a big mistake, let me intercede, if he is killed, my sister will not be able to live." I can only show this old face to ask the ferryman for a favor, and I hope that the ferryman will read it for the sake of his colleagues, sell the official a face, and I will repay it in the future!"
I'll go, this Judge Cui is also a heavyweight in the underworld.
The book of life and death in charge will definitely be used in the future.
Lao Huang also taught me some ways to be an official.
Since ancient times, it has been normal for officials to interact with each other.
This Judge Cui's face is to be given.
I just wanted to speak.
Ye Zihan said loudly on the side: "Husband, as an official of the Heavenly Court, you should enforce the law impartially, and the crime of accepting bribes for a dog judge and ignoring people's lives cannot be punished, if you don't kill him, what is the reason of heaven?!"
I'm excited, this Ye Zihan is really difficult.
She holds a grudge against the little judge for trying to kill her.
He had to die!
Judge Cui immediately turned to Ye Zihan.
Respectfully arched his hand and said: "Madame is angry, I already know the crime committed by my nephew, even if I don't kill him, I will never spare him, but I was pulled by my sister when I was young, and I feel sorry for my poor old sister, so I gave this old face and pleaded for this animal husbandry.
I'm not a small-bellied person.
There is a way to kill people without nodding their heads, but to forgive and forgive others.
This is what Judge Cui's face has to give.
I just wanted to say a word for Judge Cui.
Ye Zihan said with a cold face: "Husband, don't forget, the Monkey King in Journey to the West has become a joke, the same is a demon, and after doing evil with a backstage, he was taken away by the master, like a white bone spirit without a backstage, he will be beaten to death with a stick, do you want to make such a joke?!"
I'll go, this is too cruel, so I have no way out!
This little judge must be killed!
I'm in a dilemma.
Over there, Chen Yuanyuan picked up a ghost knife from the ground.
A silent knife cut off the little judge's head and landed on the ground!
My heart trembled.
Although this Chen Yuanyuan is not an onmyoji, her hands are really blacker than an onmyoji!
Chen Yuanyuan threw down the knife and said to me: "Brother Erpi, what nonsense are you talking to him, you forgot that he was going to kill us, who left us a little mercy!"
I said to Judge Cui: "You can't live if you do your own evil, your nephew has provoked the anger of the heavens and people, and he must die!"
Judge Cui stomped his feet and said: "Alas, one corpse and two lives, my poor old sister can't survive now!
With that, he rolled up a cloud of black gas and left.
I thought to myself, this is a revenge with Judge Cui.
This Chen Yuanyuan's Yangshou has no clue.
If this Judge Cui Zhu pen ticks in the book of life and death, even if Yangshou is recovered.
Chen Yuanyuan can't survive!
Old Gray is really faster than a mouse.
When I sent out the triple thunder, he ran away with foresight.
With his mana, he can pass through the yin, and he should run back to the yang.
Auntie's mana is much higher than Ye Zihan's. Let's read the book
She led us to the exit of the white light and wore it back to the yang world.
Take a breath of the air of the yang world, and there is a feeling of rebirth.
Chen Yuanyuan's aunt is a particularly scheming woman.
She saw that Chen Yuanyuan and Ye Zihan were fighting for me.
took the initiative to get close to Ye Zi.
said that Zhao Lao gave her an invitation and went over with Ye Zihan to celebrate Zhao Lao's birthday.
Then he hugged Ye Zihan's fragrant shoulder, making it look like a sister.
Took Ye Zihan away from me.
I also breathed a sigh of relief, and I could check the matter of Chen Yuanyuan's longevity with peace of mind.
Otherwise, these two big beauties will not be finished.
At every turn, they are vying to do things with me as husband and wife, like the rhythm of eating me.
I'm so stressed that I can't breathe!
I turned all my thoughts to Chen Yuanyuan.
It always felt like I was missing a detail.
In a flash of inspiration, I remembered.
The scary girl who hit the air window with her forehead was wearing a school uniform.
And it is a high school uniform with Chen Yuanyuan.
I immediately asked Chen Yuanyuan, "Have any of the girls in your class died suddenly recently?"
Chen Yuanyuan shook her head and said, "No." ”
I said, "If you think about it, there really isn't one?"
Chen Yuanyuan thought about it carefully.
Still shook his head and said, "Sure, there are a lot of them, and there are no deaths." ”
Strange then?
That scary girl in a school uniform couldn't come to Chen Yuanyuan for no reason.
And I intuitively feel that this girl is related to Chen Yuanyuan's loss of longevity.
I pondered for a moment and asked, "Yuanyuan, have you encountered anything strange at school recently?"
Chen Yuanyuan thought for a while, her eyes lit up and said: "Yes, there is a girl nicknamed Fat Ya in our dormitory, Fat Ya is actually very white and good-looking, but fat, she is most jealous of me, of course she is jealous of my figure!"
When Chen Yuanyuan said this, she rushed away from me to pose as a charming model.
Twist my waist and hips at me.
Then he continued: "A few days ago, she suddenly lost weight, and the thin body was almost catching up with me, and no matter who asked her how she did it, she wouldn't say. ”
I think back to that scary girl, she was quite thin.
It's a pity that her face fell apart.
Even if I see myself, I can't be sure if it's or not.
Chen Yuanyuan then said with a strange expression: "Since she lost weight, people have been a little weird, originally she never talked to me, but after losing weight, she began to get close to me, gave me small gifts, invited me to dinner, and said that she wanted me to take her into the modeling circle, but when I had a catwalk job, I wanted to call her, and she was picky, I think she didn't mean to be a drunkard, and she didn't want to be a model at all." ”
Chen Yuanyuan said that he stopped.
Then he said very mysteriously: "Brother Erpi, you must not have imagined that there is probably something wrong with this fat girl's orientation, I found that she seems to like me and wants me to be her girlfriend." When she was with me, she always took advantage of me, intentionally or unintentionally. ”
I quipped, "Who made you look so sultry, not only boys like you, but even girls are fascinated!"
Chen Yuanyuan leaned at me and said, "I just want to charm Brother Erpi, but Brother Erpi doesn't understand the amorous feelings, there is only one Xia Xueli in my heart, and I have to deal with those nine short-lived sluts!"
I said: "Off topic, hurry up and continue, you offended Judge Cui, if you don't chase Yang Shou back quickly, I'm afraid he won't open up." ”
Hear me say,
Chen Yuanyuan immediately became nervous.
continued: "I have hinted at the fat girl, I don't like this, I can be a student if I want to, if I think too much, I don't even have to be a student." After that, the fat girl reined in, but what I didn't expect was that I slept for several days in a row, and I dreamed of the ghost pressing the bed, and in the nightmare, it was the fat girl pressing on me, and once, I woke up from the nightmare, opened my eyes, and saw the fat girl returning from my bedside to her own bed. ”
I said: "Chen Yuanyuan, it's not that the fat girl thinks too much, it's that you think too much, the fat girl is not a lily at all, she is stealing your yang longevity." ”
Chen Yuanyuan said in disbelief: "Impossible, she has been a classmate since junior high school, and she doesn't know magic at all!"
I said, "If she doesn't know how to spell, it's likely that someone else is borrowing her body to steal, otherwise, how did she lose weight all of a sudden?!"
Chen Yuanyuan asked blankly, "What should I do then?"
I said, "Let's go, take me to your dormitory." ”
Chen Yuanyuan said with an embarrassed face: "But the girls' dormitory doesn't allow boys to enter!"
I said, "Then I'll get into you, and you'll be done if you bring me in." ”