188. Master Chen who teaches face-to-face

What is it like to see a girl you like hugging and kissing someone else?

In 2003, there was no Zhihu, otherwise Chen Hansheng would definitely be crazy @Wang Zibo to answer this question.

Wang Zibo will probably say that at that moment, his head was blank, the whole trachea seemed to be suppressed, and it was very uncomfortable to block his throat and eyes, and his heart was first beating nervously, and then it was like being cut by a knife.

Wang Zibo couldn't help but open his mouth and inhale hard into his lungs, the wine in his stomach was also tumbling, but he was still pretending to be strong on his face: "How do I know where they are going to live?"

Chen Hansheng looked at Wang Zibo: "I guess it may be going to an Internet café to play games all night, or to sing K." ”

Wang Zibo smiled reluctantly, it was even more ugly than crying: "Maybe." ”

At this time, Zhao Zheng and Huang Hui happened to pass by the car window hand in hand, they didn't know that there was a sad person sitting in the taxi, plus they drank some wine, and pecked mouth-to-mouth from time to time.

Wang Zibo forced himself to lower his head.

Chen Hansheng also analyzed seriously next to him: "Any kind of possibility, but it is absolutely impossible to go to the hotel, what do a man and a woman do in the hotel, and how can they play games all night without a computer······"

"Don't talk about it!"

Before Chen Hansheng finished speaking, Wang Zibo suddenly angrily threw the flowers in the carriage, and the bright petals were scattered in all directions.

This is the first time that Wang Zibo has made such a big fire in front of Chen Hansheng, and Chen Hansheng also turned his head and looked out the window silently.

The corner of the driver's uncle's mouth moved, he wanted to say something, but he touched the 100 yuan bill in his pocket and endured it.

After Wang Zibo roared, he suddenly covered his mouth, quickly opened the car door and vomited on the side of the road, mixed with tears and snot.

Chen Hansheng was about to get out of the car to comfort, but the driver's uncle handed over a roll of paper from the front: "Take it, I was also young and understood this feeling of heartache." ”

"Thank you. Chen Hansheng thanked him.

After getting out of the car, Chen Hansheng handed over the paper, Wang Zibo took it without saying a word, raised his head and saw Zhao Zheng and Huang Hui snuggling up to each other, gradually disappearing on the road ahead.

1912 is still noisy, and there are happy people on the streets, but there are also a lot of crying people, and alcohol can really numb people's nerves in a short time.

"Is there any smoke?"

Wang Zibo wiped his tears and asked suddenly.

Chen Hansheng took out a cigarette and personally helped Wang Zibo light it.

"Hoo ······"

Wang Zibo smoked a cigarette, and regardless of the clothes he bought for lunch, he sat straight on the ground, and spoke in a very nasal voice: "Xiao Chen, this world is not romantic, enthusiasm is treated as a licking dog." ”

Chen Hansheng sighed and patted Wang Zibo's shoulder: "Zibo, your three views are very positive, but it's a pity that your facial features are not good, love is never licked, and both parties must have the characteristics of attracting each other." ”

Wang Zibo was a little incomprehensible: "Don't I have an advantage?"

"Yes, and a lot. ”

Chen Hansheng flicked the cigarette ash and said: "It's just that you didn't show it correctly, or that your advantages are something that Huang Hui doesn't like, I warned you to change people quickly, but it's a pity that you are obsessed, and Huang Hui is also hanging you." ”

"You've said so much, in the early years, it wasn't like me to lick dogs. ”

Wang Zibo said sullenly: "When you chased Xiaoyuer in the past, you would pretend to ask for advice with exercises every time you got out of class, thinking that we didn't understand, it's really funny!"

He finished his speech as if angry, slammed the cigarette butt on the ground, and rolled the cigarette butt with Mars for a long time before stopping.

Chen Hansheng looked up at the sky, there was not a single floating cloud in the blue sky, and he said slowly: "Do you really think that Xiaoyu'er has no feelings for me?"

Wang Zibo was stunned for a moment.

"I did pretend to ask for homework. ”

Chen Hansheng's tone was quiet: "But have you ever thought about why Xiao Yu'er didn't go out to play immediately during recess, but deliberately waited in the seat for a while." ”

This sentence is like a thunderbolt from the sky, which just hit Wang Zibo's heart, and it has been less than two years since high school, and those memories are still very clear.

"No wonder, after class, Xiao Yu'er always likes to stay in her seat for two minutes before going out. ”

Wang Zibo suddenly brightened: "It turns out that she is waiting for you······ No, why did she reject you later?"

"Because at that time, no one thought it was like it. ”

Chen Hansheng smiled: "I also realized it later, in fact, I didn't chase Xiaoyuer very seriously, and this relationship happened in a daze, which shows that there is actually a relationship foundation." ”

"You accept it?"

Wang Zibo asked.

"Otherwise, Xiaoyu'er is so beautiful, why don't I accept it?"

Chen Hansheng patted his ass and stood up: "Let's go, let's go drink again." ”

Wang Zibo had this plan for a long time, and immediately followed to get into the car.

Although the driver of the car could not speak, he wanted to express his thoughts, and the music radio in the car was playing Lin Zhixuan's "Single Love Song".

I can't catch love;

always watched her slip away;

Happy people are everywhere in the world;

Why can't you count me in?

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Wang Zibo began to shed tears again as he listened, tears fell silently along his dark cheeks, and the neon lights outside the car were refracted in his tears, crystal clear.

The driver's uncle saw Wang Zibo crying, and actually smiled proudly, obviously he felt that his means were still good, and the lovelorn person had to cry.

Chen Hansheng was very helpless: "Damn, the driver's uncle has a lot of plays." ”

The two stopped at a crayfish food stall in Xianning University Town, and Chen Hansheng ordered a large pot of lobster and a whole case of beer, and the two chatted about the previous campus stories while drinking.

Someone accompanied and told Wang Zibo that Wang Zibo was in a much better mood.

Around half past eleven, a case of wine was quickly drunk under the stimulation of spicy crayfish.

"Do you want another box?" Wang Zibo asked.

Chen Hansheng shook his head: "I said so much just now, I suddenly thought about Xiaoyu'er, this place is not far from Dongda, I want to go and see her." ”

"Will she come down to see you?"

Wang Zibo said drunkly: "Xiao Yu'er is not an ordinary girl, she is arrogant. ”

"So you call their dorm phone. ”

Chen Hansheng handed over the mobile phone: "You just said that I was drunk downstairs, and all the stomach acid I vomited came out." ”

", let me lie again. ”

Wang Zibo took the phone dissatisfied, and the two came to the girls' downstairs of the Xianning Campus of Dongda University, Wang Zibo picked up the mobile phone and dialed: "Hey, is it Xiao Rongyu?"

"Oh, wait a minute. ”

A girl on the phone shouted, "Little Yu'er, looking for you." ”

After a while, Xiao Rongyu asked, "Hello, who one?"

"Xiao Yu'er, I'm Wang Zibo. ”

"Zibo, what are you calling my dormitory phone for?"

"That, that······"

Wang Zibo glanced at Chen Hansheng, he was still embarrassed to lie.

Chen Hansheng walked over, shouted "wow, wow" twice into the phone, pretended to vomit, and patted Wang Zibo on the head by the way, asking him to speak quickly.

"That, Xiao Chen is downstairs with you, he vomited so much that he even cried······"

", when did Lao Tzu cry, don't mess up Lao Tzu!"

Chen Hansheng kicked Wang Zibo dissatisfied. ”

"It's more realistic, and it's easier for the little fish to come down. ”

Wang Zibo touched his ass and said that he participated in Chen Hansheng's deceptive story, and even forgot his tragic experience, which can be regarded as an alternative explanation.

There were very few people downstairs in the girls' dormitory late at night, and Chen Hansheng couldn't help yawning while waiting, thinking that girls were really slow to change clothes, and rubbed his eyes a little impatiently.

But this kneading is good, I didn't wash my hands after eating the spicy crayfish just now, and the smell all came to my eyes.

"it!"

His eyes immediately hurt hotly, and Chen Hansheng was about to find a tissue to wipe it.

Suddenly, a man next to him said, "I thought you would never cry?"

This is Xiao Yu'er's voice, Chen Hansheng opened his stimulated teary eyes vigorously, Xiao Yu'er stood beside him, she handed over a stack of tissues in her hand, and the expression on her face was very complicated.

"What a match made in heaven. ”

Chen Hansheng didn't ask for the stack of tissues directly, and suddenly pulled Xiao Rongyu into his arms, hugged her tightly and whispered: "If I don't really miss you, how can I be drunk and cry?"

As he spoke, he winked mischievously at Wang Zibo behind him.

Stinky brother, learn a little!

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