Volume 1: Don't Use the Hidden Dragon Chapter 26 Are You Kidney Deficient?
"Brother, do you want me to wear a pair of stockings to show you again, what color do you like? black, white, or reticulated?" Qingcao's voice still had a hint of temptation.
Li Chunwang was about to say that I like it all, but when he saw Qingcao's sly smile, he knew that this girl was joking with herself. His mind moved, and he asked:
"Qingcao, do you know what my brother's job is?"
"What?"
"Professional hooliganism. ”
"Huh?"
"Actually, my brother not only likes black, white and mesh, but my brother also likes to wear nothing, do you want to sacrifice it, take off your skirt, and give your brother research and research?"
"Ah...... Elder brother...... You...... I'm hungry, let's go eat. ”
"Don't move, I just gave you a massage, you have to tease your brother, are you scared now? It's too late, lie down, brother will press your feet." ”
"Ah, really?"
"Of course, do you want anything else?"
"I ......" Qingcao was completely defeated by Li Chunwang, originally just wanted to tease him, but he didn't expect to steal chickens and rice, so he put himself in.
Just when Qingcao was at a loss, the "Ding Dong" doorbell rang, and Qingcao was relieved and said, "Brother, someone is here." ”
Li Chunwang had no choice but to go over and open the door.
The person who came was Han Simei, seeing that Li Chunwang only had a bath towel around him, he frowned slightly, as if he had a bad premonition, he asked coldly:
"Li Chunwang, is the grass here for you?"
Li Chunwang didn't think about anything else, and said, "Is there something wrong with the bed inside?"
"What?" Han Simei's eyes widened, and she felt inexplicably sad, her stupid sister, how long did Li Chunwang come back, and she was arched by this pig so quickly, this is still broad daylight, is it so anxious?
The anger in Han Simei's heart burned suddenly, and the already sharp eyes could now kill, and he gritted his teeth and spit out three words: "Li, Chun, Wang!"
Seeing Han Simei's angry look, he slapped his forehead, knowing that he had misunderstood, so he said, "What do you want?
Li Chunwang's words were like a basin of cold water, dousing most of his anger, but he still said with some disbelief: "You ...... Isn't it in there?"
Li Chunwang smiled: "What do you think we should be in there?"
Hearing that his tone seemed to be really nothing, Han Simei said, "Since you didn't do anything, then you are dressed like this?"
"It's hot, can't I take a shower?" Li Chunwang said angrily.
Since there was nothing, Han Simei was relieved, he changed the topic and said, "Grandma told you to go down to eat." ”
Li Chunwang didn't move, but looked at him from top to bottom and said, "Are you having kidney deficiency?"
Han Simei was full of black lines, and said angrily: "Damn, you just have a kidney loss." ”
Li Chunwang was not angry, but continued: "Not only do you lose your kidneys, but your master also loses kidneys, and he loses more than you. ”
Han Simei scoffed and said, "Even if you lose your kidney, we won't lose your kidney, you will be beaten if you hurt people like this, do you know?"
Li Chunwang ignored him and continued: "Do you often have dreams? Do you only last three minutes at a time? Does your master have no children? Or does he not look for women at all, and your master is actually not as old as he seems, right? He is in his fifties at most, am I right?"
Li Chunwang's series of questions directly confused him, all these questions were said by Li Chunwang, he no longer had the confidence just now, and asked a little embarrassedly: "How do you know?"
Li Chunwang said: "Don't care how I know, I'll ask you, do you want to be cured?"
"Yes, of course, do you have a way?" said Han Simei with surprise in her eyes.
Li Chunwang scratched his head, as if he was a little embarrassed, he said, "There was originally a ......"
"And then ......"
"It might be a bit of a hassle right now. ”
"What do you mean?"
"Does this have anything to do with your master's jade pendant?"
"Hurry up, finish in one breath. ”
"Your master's jade pendant should have been obtained recently, didn't it?"
"Yes. ”
"That's right, you and your master both have kidney losses, haven't you thought about why?"
"Didn't think about it, why?"
"Then there must be something wrong with your exercises. Originally, your master could get better if he got the jade pendant, but now it's impossible. ”
"You can't make it clear, I'm in a hurry. ”
"That's right, your master's jade pendant has a special energy that can cure your master's problems, so I helped you grab it. ”
"That's good, it's righteous enough, give it to me. ”
"Yes...... I was just taking a shower when I fell into the drain. ”
"I'll strangle you!"
"Don't do it, turn around, I'll help you figure out a way, you can still be saved!"
"I believe you're a ghost, Li Chunwang, I'll strangle you. ”
"Brother, can't you have children in the future?" I don't know when Qingcao came to his side, and suddenly came out with such a sentence.
Han Simei couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, he waved his hand, as if nothing had happened, and said, "Don't listen to Li Chunwang's nonsense, nothing happened." ”
But Qingcao had already heard their conversation clearly, and she said: "Brother, I heard everything you said, you don't have to hide it." ”
Belch...... Han Simei was embarrassed, turned her head and poured her anger on Li Chunwang, and said: "Li Chunwang, this matter is not over, go back, I will settle accounts with you again." ”
......
At the dining table, Master Chen no longer had a face, and there was only his own family on the table.
Grandma is still very enthusiastic, she is very satisfied with this eldest grandson, before she thought that Li Chunwang had no ability except massage, but now she found out that he is actually a martial arts master, and he is a very high master, this is simply a surprise, a big surprise.
After a meal, Li Chunwang naturally couldn't escape his grandmother's question, and asked him where he learned martial arts, how long he had been learning, and what realm he had reached.
Li Chunwang pushed it all to the mysterious old man, saying that the old man who taught him massage taught it, and he had studied it for three years, but as for what realm he had reached, he didn't know it himself.
At this time, Han Simei's usefulness was reflected, and under his introduction, Li Chunwang could be regarded as gaining knowledge.
It turned out that not only his cultivation has a realm, but also the martial arts, and it is divided into five levels, namely-warriors, generals, martial marquis, martial kings and martial saints.
Now Han Simei has reached the peak level of a military general, don't underestimate that he is just a general, this is already a level that is difficult for ordinary people to reach, and his master is only at the level of a martial artist.
There must be people at the level of martial kings in this world, but they are too rare, and there may be one or two in those top martial arts families, and it is basically impossible for ordinary people to appear.
As for the Martial Saint, that is a legendary person, it is said that after entering the Martial Saint, he can already cultivate and become an immortal, and he will not walk around in the mortal world again.
Hearing this, Li Chunwang's heart moved, so to speak, mortals can cultivate after cultivating to the Martial Saint, or after reaching the Martial Saint, they can condense the Dharma Pill in their bodies. This question can only be kept in my heart and slowly answered later.
After dinner, Qingcao was going to work in Li Batian's company, she is now an executive, she has not been to work for several days, and she has to go back to work today.
Li Chunwang went back to the room to rest, he wanted to make up for the sleep he didn't get enough last night, and as soon as he fell asleep, he was called up by Han Simei.
Han Simei's face was very ugly, he went to do two things just now, the first thing was to find Li Batian and ask to change his name.
As a result, as in the past many years, Li Batian said that the name was taken by his Lao Tzu, and told him that he could not change it.
This time, Li Batian told him the real reason, in fact, he had three elder brothers in front of him, all of whom were not supported because of poor health. His father named him Fourth Sister in order to support him, so he couldn't change it.
Han Simei looked up to the sky helplessly and sighed, this broken name is destined to be with her for the rest of her life!
The second thing, he went to his master and asked about the exercises, but as a result, his master said that he didn't mean it, he used to think it was his own problem, and it wasn't until Han Simei also had a problem that he knew that it was the problem with the exercises.
Han Simei was very angry and said that she wanted to cut off the master-apprentice relationship with him, but the old man agreed on the spot, and asked him about the jade pendant, Han Simei directly told him Li Chunwang's original words, and the old man was so angry that he vomited blood on the spot.
In the end, he also begged Han Simei for something, saying that his body was cold, which should be caused by Li Chunwang's silkworm cold palm that day, and begged Han Simei to help intercede and let Li Chunwang help him solve it.
Han Simei said that she had severed the master-apprentice relationship with him, but after so many years, she still had feelings, so she agreed, but she didn't mention how uncomfortable it was.
Li Chunwang heard him say that Old Man Chen wanted him to help heal his injuries, Li Chunwang agreed without thinking about it, and said, "No problem, I'll go with you to have a look." ”
In fact, he also wanted to see what kind of consequences he had if he slapped out.
Han Simei didn't expect him to be so easy to speak, and asked in disbelief, "You just agreed?"
"Ah, you four girls begged me, can I still agree?" Li Chunwang said.
"No, aren't you angry?" asked Han Simei.
"Why should I be angry? Why should I be angry with a defeated man?"
"Uh...... All right. ”
The two came to the guest room, and Li Chunwang took the pulse of Master Chen, who was wrapped in a quilt and sitting on the sofa.
His heart jumped suddenly, good guy, with this palm, he directly sealed Master Chen's meridians, and the cold qi he entered was rampaging through Master Chen's body, it would be strange if he wasn't cold now.
Fortunately, he is a martial artist and has a very strong body, otherwise, if he were an ordinary person, he would have been frozen.
Li Chunwang withdrew his hand, pinched his chin, thought for a moment, and said with a fake look: "Master Chen, your situation is quite serious. ”
Hearing Li Chunwang say this, Old Man Chen was startled, and hurriedly said very humbly:
"Whew, don't call me Master Chen, I'm in front of you, just jump Liang clown, you have a lot of adults, don't care about my recklessness, and come over to help me see my injuries, I'm already very embarrassed. ”
"You can call me Xiao Chen in the future, and I will worship you as a teacher. ”
Han Simei, who was drinking tea, squirted out directly with a sip of water, this old man was too shameless, no wonder he agreed to cut off the master-apprentice relationship with him without hesitation, it turned out that he thought so.
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