Chapter 11 Heavenly Master's Mansion (Thank you for collecting, thank you, kneel and thank you)
"My name is Zheng Yu. ”
Zheng Yu looked at Zhang Haitang with a confused expression.
"I'm not asking what your name is, what kind of sect and sect are you, how can you have a divine power to protect your body?"
Zheng Yu reacted, it turned out that Zhang Haitang was shocked by the Taixuan Sutra.
"Oh, I'm not a miracle, it's just a mystical scripture. ”
"Taixuanjing, are you from the Heavenly Master's Mansion?"
Hearing this, Zhang Haitang looked at Zheng Yu in horror.
"Heavenly Master's Mansion, you say yes, don't sit on the ground, come on, let's continue." ”
"Go on your sister, you pervert, don't think that you are from the Heavenly Master's Mansion and can do anything wrong to me. ”
Zhang Haitang scolded angrily.
", eldest sister, it's obvious that you seduced me, why are you still beating me up, don't play it, it's really good to repay, I thought you were going to repay the favor, cut, go, don't contact me in the future." ”
Saying that, Zheng Yu actually walked out of the room.
After leaving the room, Zheng Yu patted his little heart weakly.
"Oh, I'll go, it's so embarrassing, people don't fancy themselves anymore. ”
Zheng Yu hurriedly ran back to his room, but his heart had already aroused his anger, and it was very unbearable, Zheng Yu could only shoot at the beauty on the phone.
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Early the next morning.
Zhang Haitang knocked on Zheng Yu's door.
"Damn, it's you again, what are you going to do. ”
Zheng Yu took a toothbrush full of bubbles in his mouth, and was just about to close the door, Zhang Haitang broke in directly and closed the door heavily.
"I warn you, I don't care if you're from the Heavenly Master's Mansion or not, you'd better not tell me about it, otherwise..."
Zhang Haitang threatened Zheng Yu twice, and then left.
Zheng Yu put down the toothbrush and said angrily: "Who are you, aren't you just a star, what's there?" ”
After cleaning up, Zheng Yu went downstairs and drove away.
Coming to the heavenly court, Zheng Yu sat on the chair with a depressed face.
"What, Xiaoyou, you're depressed, isn't Peach Blossom good?"
Taishang Laojun seemed to have insight into everything and came over.
"Peach blossoms, I think it's a funeral flower, I almost died yesterday, Laojun, do you say there are really demons and monsters in this world, I yesterday..."
"Hehe, Brother Zheng Yu, you're here. ”
Before Zheng Yu finished speaking, Sun Wukong came over.
"Great Sage, you are here, what is the matter today. ”
Zheng Yu hurriedly stood up.
"Hey~, brother, you forgot, my grandson asked you to help me go to Huaguo Mountain yesterday. ”
"Ah, this matter, don't worry, Great Sage, Huaguo Mountain is too far away from where I live, I can't get over it for a while, and it will take a few days to get there." ”
"Oh, that's right, I forgot that you're a mortal in the flesh and can't fly the clouds, and I just happen to have a good baby here, you see. ”
As he spoke, a pair of beautiful boots appeared in Sun Wukong's hand.
"This is Tengyun Boots, which can make you a hundred and eight thousand miles, my grandson will give him to you, and you can go wherever you want. ”
With that, Sun Wukong handed over the Tengyun boots to Zheng Yu.
Zheng Yu looked at the Tengyun boots, his heart was full of surprise, and he couldn't close his mouth happily for a while.
"Great Sage, you're a good thing, how can I repay it. ”
"Hey~ little boots, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning. ”
Sun Wukong laughed twice.
"Well, it's really not worth mentioning, a garbage at the bottom of the box. ”
Lao Jun, who was in a moment of glory on the side, suddenly came up with such a sentence, which made Sun Wukong a little embarrassed.
"You old man, why do you always pick me up, be careful that I go to your Doushuai Palace to play around. ”
Sun Wukong gave an ultimatum to Lao Jun with a black face.
Lao Jun glanced at Sun Wukong, put away his mobile phone, and his body turned into a white light and disappeared.
"I'm going to go back and put on ten locks. ”
Watching Lao Jun leave, Zheng Yu smiled secretly, it turned out that Lao Jun also had a weakness.
"Hey, brother, do you still have that cigarette from yesterday?"
Zheng Yu smiled, took out one directly and handed it to him, and Sun Wukong ran away happily.
Zheng Yu looked at the boots in front of him and put them directly on his feet, and the boots disappeared into his body in a flash.
Zheng Yu stood up, feeling that his body was indeed a lot lighter.
"It's worthy of Tengyun boots, and it feels different. ”
"Isn't it, the Cloud Boots are the most rubbish thing. ”
As he was talking, Lao Jun's figure appeared beside Zheng Yu.
"Oh, wow, how are you so elusive, old man. ”
"I'm an immortal, not a ghost, when it comes to ghosts, you should go to Zhang Daoling to talk to you, the black qi of your Yin Hall hasn't disappeared yet. ”
Hearing Lao Jun's words, Zheng Yu was also shocked.
"Laojun, where is Zhang Tianshi?"
"Eight hundred miles to the east, the Heavenly Master's Mansion. ”
Zheng Yu looked to the east, with Tengyun boots, these eight hundred miles are not far away.
"Laojun, can you..."
Lao Jun seemed to know what he was going to say, and directly stretched out two fingers.
Zheng Yu directly took out two cigarettes and handed them to him.
Speaking of Zheng Yu's eyes, I have to say that the owner of the shopping mall, this big gold brick was originally a high-end product, and few people bought it, and Zheng Yu went back and forth several times without hundreds, and the boss was happier to see Zheng Yu than to see his father.
Zheng Yu launched the Tengyun Boots, and came to the sky above the Heavenly Master's Mansion with one heel.
"Whoever dares to spread wilderness in the Heavenly Master's Mansion, come down for me. ”
I heard an angry shout from below, and then two golden rays of light tied Zheng Yu's hands and feet and forcibly dragged him down.
"Ah~~ Don't do it, I'm here to find Zhang Tianshi, Zhang Tianshi, Zhang Tianshi, are you there. ”
Seeing that those disciples were about to make a move, Zheng Yu hurriedly called out to Zhang Tianshi.
"What kind of people, shouting here, what kind of system. ”
Zhang Tianshi walked out of the main hall, and the moment he saw Zheng Yu, he was stunned.
"Hey~ Zhang Tianshi, it's me, I'm Zheng Yu, didn't we go to do a big health care yesterday. ”
Hearing this, all the disciples looked at Zhang Tianshi.
Zhang Tianshi's face did not change, and his heart did not beat, and he walked to Zheng Yu's side and looked at Zheng Yu.
"What kind of sword is not a sword, didn't the deity say not to buy it. ”
When everyone heard this, they realized that this person had come to sell the sword.
"Ah??Celestial Master, why did you forget, we were yesterday, on the seventh..."
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Tianshi directly sealed Zheng Yu's mouth.
"Seven what seven, I can't afford seventy thousand merits, I'll let you see my sword, come with me. ”
After speaking, Zhang Tianshi loosened Zheng Yu and led him into the main hall.
Then Zhang Tianshi closed the door, and then he quickly eliminated the spell for Zheng Yu.
"Oh, Xiao Zheng, I'm sorry. ”
"Heavenly Master, what are you singing? ”
"Ahem, don't I also want to maintain my image in front of my disciples, if they know that I went there, my prestige will be gone. ”
"Ah, I see. ”
"By the way, Xiaoyou, what is the matter with you coming to me?"
Zheng Yu then remembered the purpose of his visit.
"By the way, Heavenly Master, I met yesterday..."
"I know, I've encountered corpses and fox demons. ”
Without waiting for Zhengyu to finish speaking, Zhang Tianshi said it directly.
"Heavenly Master, you are really a god, you know, then tell me what to do, Mom, I was scared to death yesterday. ”
"Hehe, Xiaoyou, you have this opportunity and are still afraid, the deity really doesn't know what to say. ”
"Chance, Heavenly Master, don't tease me, tell me what to do quickly. ”
Zheng Yu thought that Zhang Tianshi was teasing him.
"Xiaoyou, let me put it this way, our people cultivate by one breath, until this qi is cultivated to an extremely strong point, before they can soar into immortals, and increasing the power of these qi is to continuously kill demons and demons, to this day, there are few demons and demons in this heavenly realm, we can only rely on the aura here to cultivate, but the speed is far less fast than the demons and monsters, you have such a blessing, hehe, you have to make good use of it." ”
"If you say that, I have to kill demons too?"
"That's right, I have here a copy of the Righteous One Heart Method that I wrote myself, and you can use it to cultivate, so that you can achieve the right results and ascend in less than three or five thousand years.
"Three or five thousand years?"
After a hundred years, he will be called a white bone, and he will be three or five thousand years old, this old man can really speak, but since it was given by Zhang Tianshi, he naturally has to cultivate hard, after all, the Taixuan Sutra is a good thing.
Seeing that Zhang Tianshi was still holding his big pipe, Zheng Yu gave Zhang Tianshi a cigarette and then left the place.
Looking at the big gold brick in his hand, Zhang Tianshi couldn't wait to open it.
Zheng Yu returned to the market, and at this moment, some male and female immortals signed an agreement with Zheng Yu and began their business path.
"Brother Zheng Yu, Brother Zheng Yu, you are finally back, Lao Jun said that you went to the Heavenly Master's Mansion, I thought you were caught, I was about to save you, and you came back. ”
Zhu Bajie ran over with his little short legs.
"Brother Pig, what do you say? ”
This Zhu Bajie is really good at talking, no matter if he goes or not, Zheng Yu also feels very heartwarming when he says this.
"Hey, me, I just wanted to treat you to dinner, do you have time?"
Zheng Yu looked at the spot, it was almost noon, and it was time to go for a meal.
The two went to the restaurant of the God of Food.
This god of food is worthy of being the most powerful chef in the heavenly realm, the fragrance of that dish is ten miles, Zheng Yu has already smelled the fragrance, but he has no merit, so he can't go at all.
The two sat down, and Zhu Bajie ordered a table of good dishes.
The food is delicious, but the service here is really poor, if compared with those first-class five-star hotels, it is too bad.
"Brother Pig, just say it, if there is anything, as long as I can help, I will do my best. ”
"I'm waiting for your words, I heard that the shops of Fairy Chang'e and the Seven Fairies were all set up by you, they are now overcrowded, and they don't have to worry about anything, but my old pig looks at it with a strange itch. ”
As soon as Zhu Bajie's words came out, Zheng Yu knew his intention.
"Brother Pig, let's talk about what you're selling first. ”