Volume 1 The Little Rich is the Peaceful Pastoral Chapter 100 The Subverted Worldview
"Cultivating immortal novels?" Zhang Ling was confused by Yang Xiaole's question. "Look, I've seen it, all the way handsome, hanging all kinds of spirit pets in the harem?"
This can be summarized accurately, Yang Xiaole is embarrassed, but he confiscated the harem.
Yang Xiaole pointed at himself and said, "I'm the one who is crazy all the way." He pointed to Yin Tianwolf, who was lying on the side, and said, "This is my various spiritual pets, to be precise, demon pets." ”
Zhang Ling looked at Yang Xiaole, and then at Samoyed, who was lying on the side with his head hanging down, and said solemnly: "Boss, I know that business puts a lot of pressure on you, but you also have to pay attention to rest." ”
Saying that, Zhang Ling stood up, took out a business card from his pocket very solemnly, and handed it to Yang Xiaole, "This is a famous psychiatrist in Yushi, boss, you can call and ask, take advantage of the light and save now, if you are stupid, our company will be finished." ”
Yang Xiaole's head was full of black lines, and he raised his hand to give Zhang Ling a burst of chestnuts, "Look at your big psychiatrist, I'm normal, sit down." ”
Zhang Ling sat back in the chair with an aggrieved face and whispered: "Boss, you are talking nonsense, and you still say that you are mentally fine, although you are very good at fighting, but you can't imagine that you are a master of cultivating immortals." ”
Yang Xiaole held his forehead, "It's normal if you don't believe it, I also thought I was dreaming at the beginning, I'll prove it to you, you believe it, now it's just to give you a psychological preparation, don't be stupid." ”
After speaking, Yang Xiaole beckoned to Yin Tianwolf, "Come to Tianwolf, say hello, and say a word." ”
Yin Tianwolf: "......"
"Speak. Yang Xiaole walked over and dragged Yin Tianwolf over, and said helplessly.
Zhang Ling couldn't stand it anymore, and touched Yin Tianwolf's head comfortingly, and said to Yang Xiaole helplessly: "Boss, don't be embarrassed for him..."
"Don't touch my head, mortal. ”
"He, he, he!! him, he..." Zhang Ling jumped up from the chair and retreated to the door, sticking to the door, and retreating softly.
"Old boss, he, he..." Zhang Ling pointed at Yin Tianwolf and looked at Yang Xiaole and stammered, and he couldn't say anything.
Yang Xiaole slapped the table with a smile, raised his hand to wipe the tears from the laughter and said: "Yes, he spoke, and he said that he is my various spiritual pets, no, demon pets, why don't you believe it." After speaking, he walked to Zhang Ling's side and pulled Zhang Ling back, "Don't be afraid, you don't have pants, he doesn't hurt anyone, why don't you talk to him?"
Zhang Ling felt that his worldview had collapsed, and he opened his mouth tremblingly: "Dog... Dogs?"
Yin Tianwolf squatted on the ground with a black line: "You are the dog, your whole family is a dog, I am a wolf, a wolf!
Zhang Ling was about to kneel, if it weren't for Yang Xiaole giving him a sense of security next to him, Zhang Ling would probably have run away, "Big, great sage, I'm me, I don't know what to talk about!"
"What a saint, I'm not a monkey. Yin Tianwolf said unrelentingly.
Yang Xiaole smiled and helped Zhang Ling to sit down, patted Yin Tianwolf's head and said, "Okay, don't scare him." After speaking, he looked at Zhang Ling again, "I didn't let the two of you chat, it just made you believe that I was a cultivator who dragged and hung all kinds of spiritual pets all the way." ”
"I believe the boss! You are the immortal cultivator who dragged all the way to the sky, all kinds of spirit pets, and all kinds of harems!" Zhang Ling relieved himself from the shock, and his words were extremely clear, "What does that have to do with us opening a glass factory?"
"I don't open a harem," Yang Xiaole corrected, "It matters, our glass factory is going to be opened in the world of cultivating immortals." ”
"Cultivating Immortals World, Boss, you are not cultivating immortals in the world, are we going to heaven?" Zhang Ling had calmed down and accepted this setting, and felt that nothing could scare him.
"Oh my God, why do you still want to eat bats? Yang Xiaole gave Zhang Ling another burst, "It's the world of cultivating immortals, in our words, it's another latitude world." ”
"Okay, then cultivate the immortal world, then can we come back?, do I need to say goodbye to my parents forever?" Zhang Ling asked Yang Xiaole firmly.
"There's no need to say goodbye," Yang Xiaole was very helpless by Zhang Ling's overly jumping thinking, why didn't he find out that Zhang Ling was a joke before. "We'll be back, but we'll be over there for a while, but don't worry, we'll be back to when we first went in as long as we stayed there. ”
After research, Yang Xiaole found that he could adjust the timeline of the Heavenly Dao, no matter how long he stayed in the world of cultivating immortals, he could return to the time when he first entered, and on the contrary, no matter how long he stayed after coming out, he could return to the time when he first came out of the world of cultivating immortals.
"That's awesome!" Zhang Ling was shocked again, and then said like a cannon: "Then when are we leaving?"
"Right now, not far from my backyard. Yang Xiaole said after putting away the pills on the table. "There is a bottle of Forging Body Pill, there are three pills in it, you will eat one in a while, take a bath, and we will go. ”
Zhang Ling took the pill, sniffed his clothes, and said embarrassedly: "Boss, I smell on my body? ”
"It's tasteless," Yang Xiaole said happily, "and you'll know why you want to take a bath in a while." After speaking, he took out a roll of toilet paper from the drawer and handed it to Zhang Ling, "Take this, use it after eating." ”
Zhang Ling inexplicably took the toilet paper, then poured out a Forging Body Pill from the bottle and swallowed it.
Grunt... As soon as he finished eating, Zhang Ling's stomach churned.
"The toilet is over there. Yang Xiaole pointed in the direction of the toilet and said with a wicked smile.
Ignoring the questions in his mind, Zhang Ling hurriedly ran into the toilet, and after turning over the river and the sea, a thick layer of mud appeared on Zhang Ling's body, so he could only take another bath, but the clothes could no longer be worn, Zhang Ling walked out aggrievedly with a bath towel.
"Boss, my clothes are ruined. Zhang Ling, who was wronged, said aggrievedly.
"It's okay, anyway, I'm going to change it when I get there, let's do it first, the window behind me is facing the backyard, let's just jump out of the window, no one will see it." ”
Zhang Ling looked at the window and then at Yang Xiaole and said in confusion: "Boss, this is the second floor, I can't jump if you can jump." ”
"Don't you feel like you're as light as a swallow now?" Yang Xiaole packed up the glass bottles and snacks he bought, opened the window and said, "Forge the Body Pill, strengthen your body, and remove the filth from your body." After saying that, he jumped out of the window with his things.
Zhang Ling felt that his body was a lot lighter, but he was still afraid, and Dan gritted his teeth out of trust in Yang Xiaole and jumped down.
After the two landed smoothly, Zhang Ling's inner joy did not need to be mentioned, Yang Xiaole took Zhang Ling to the well, and emphasized it to Zhang Ling again.
"The world of cultivating immortals is different from ours, there are many crises, you must not run around, and after that, I will introduce you to a personal acquaintance. ”
"Who?" As soon as the words fell, Zhang Ling felt a suction, and then a white light flashed in front of him.