Chapter 44: Leave you a pair of bottoms
Jiang is still old and spicy, thinking back to the old man's porcelain touching technique, Li Yan can't help but want to praise him.
"Uncle, it's not good for you to be like this, so many people are watching, you are breaking the law. ”
Li Yan said, wanting to dispel the idea of the uncle touching porcelain.
He had just earned a few hundred dollars from the girl, and he didn't want to be empty-handed because of the old man.
It's just that when you meet a shrewd person like the old man, it's doomed to be in vain.
"Anyone?"
listened to Li Yan's words.
The old man hurriedly got up from the ground and looked around.
After noticing that no one had noticed it, he lay on the ground again.
"You don't lie to me here, no one can see it, I tell you young man, you don't have a thousand people today, don't want to leave here. ”
The old man said with a serious face.
It was as if what he said was a holy decree, and he didn't give Li Yan half a chance to bargain.
"Uncle, don't say eighteen thousand, even six or seven hundred, I don't have either!"
Seeing the old man lying on the ground deliberately, Li Yan said.
If he really has 18,000 on his body, then he still needs to go to the street to touch porcelain.
Not to mention eighteen thousand, even seven or eight hundred yuan, he didn't have it on him.
In his pocket, all he had in his pocket was a few hundred dollars that he had just extorted from the girl.
"There are no eighteen thousand, you are still a young man, you are really wasted, you can give as much as you have, just when I give you a voluntary performance this time. ”
Looking at Li Yan, the old man's face showed a strange expression.
In that way, it seems that he has done some loss-making business, and it seems that he is ridiculing and satirizing Li Yan.
It is indescribable, and even if it is not described, it is not clear.
"That's all I have on me, it's all for you. ”
Gritting his teeth, Li Yan took out a few red banknotes from his body and handed them to the old man.
Now Li Yan's heart can't wait to kick the old man out with a kick.
However, Li Yan also knew that if he really kicked the old man out today, then it would not be a matter of a few hundred yuan.
Taking advantage of the old man's inattention, when handing the old man money, Li Yan secretly hid one.
Although it's only a hundred dollars.
But with it, at least you can fill your stomach for today.
"Five hundred, boy, you have more than this money, I can see it clearly, the girl gave you six hundred dollars. ”
Taking the money handed over by Li Yan, the old man said after clicking it.
He glared at Li Yan, his face full of dissatisfaction with Li Yan.
"Uncle, I haven't eaten yet. ”
Listening to the old man's words, Li Yan pleaded, and he couldn't help but say his hometown dialect.
If he really gave the only hundred yuan he had on him to the old man.
Then he really won't have anything to eat today.
"Leave your sister, whether you eat or not, it doesn't matter what I do, it's good to leave you a pair of underwear. ”
"If you don't give it, don't give it to me, you can call someone, and then there will be no eight thousand things in this matter, don't think about it......"
The old man said, refusing to make any concessions.
He lay on the ground, looking like he wanted to shout.
It seems that he is the one who has been wronged, and what he is doing now is the right one.
"I'll give, can't I give?"
When he said this, Li Yan almost cried out.
With trembling hands, he took out the only hundred dollars from his pocket, and reluctantly handed it to the old man.
"What is a young man's mother-in-law doing, taking out a hundred yuan is as uncomfortable as a dead wife, let me tell you, I have been in the industry for more than 20 years, and I have never met a poor person like you. ”
watched Li Yan slowly take out the hundred yuan from his pocket.
Before the old man could wait for Li Yan to hand it to him, he hurriedly snatched it from his hand and put it in his pocket.
At the same time, he chattered and said some complaints and complaints about Li Yan.
Looking at the expression on the old man's face, Li Yan really couldn't help but want to scold him in his heart.
If you touch porcelain, you will touch porcelain, don't bring such insults, the money is given to you, and you engage in personal attacks.
I want to cry without tears.
Now Li Yan can only use this idiom to describe his mood at this time.
"Boy, you have a good coat, take it off, I want it, uncle!"
The old man touched Li Yan's coat and said.
"I'm losing a lot of money to do your order, this coat is your compensation for me, as for the pants, it's good, but young people running naked on the street affect the image a little bit, uncle, I'm good, leave you a pair of bottoms." ”
Looking at Li Yan, the old man said with a compassionate face.
But the expression on his face has never changed.
In Li Yan's opinion, this is a contempt for his ** naked.
"Uncle....... You ......."
Li Yan opened his mouth, and before he could say what he wanted to say, he immediately swallowed it back.
More is better than less, Li Yan was in the same mood as the girl just now, and he wanted to leave here quickly.
He took off his coat and threw it on the old man's body.
Li Yan's heart was galloping again.
After coming to Earth for so long, Li Yan has never been so angry as he is today.
I just made 600 yuan from touching porcelain from somewhere else, and now the money is not hot in my pocket.
In the blink of an eye, it became something in someone else's hands, and now I don't even have a coat on my body.
If Li Yan didn't believe in God's curse just now, then at this moment, he believed it thoroughly.
Looking at the old man lying on the ground, Li Yan left this place of right and wrong without looking back.
He doesn't have anything of value on his body now, so he can't really give him his underwear.
Li Yan left, and left without looking back.
Before he could go far, he heard a sigh behind him.
"Alas, I didn't expect to squat for so long, and actually squatted to such a poor man. ”
Hearing this, Li Yan's throat was hot, and a mouthful of blood almost didn't spurt out.
...........
When Li Yan returned to the food street again, it was already evening.
When the moon is in the sky, the moon hangs in the sky like a large disk.
The noise of the day has faded.
Crowds are sparse, most of the stalls have closed their doors, and only a few barbecue stalls are still brightly lit and lively.
Without the sun shining, relying on the moonlight alone, the road of Xiaoshi Street is a little dim.
The lanterns hanging on both sides of the street glow faintly, and although they are not as brightly lit as the main roads, they form a different style.
Walking on the road of the food street, the hungry Li Yan was very reluctant to swallow the roadside table into his stomach.
After being hungry for a day, he finally managed to cheat a few hundred dollars from the girl.
But the money was not warm in his pocket, and he was cheated away by the old man in the blink of an eye.
Helpless, helpless, and all kinds of emotions surfaced in Li Yan's mind, like an overturned cruet, with mixed tastes,
He looked at the tables on either side and sighed.
But at this moment, Li Yan's eyes suddenly lit up.
He seems to have discovered some new continent, and it seems that he has encountered some rare treasure.
ran directly towards a beef noodle restaurant not far away, and came to a bowl of beef noodles.
Just now, Li Yan saw a person leaving from the beef noodle restaurant not far away, but the beef noodles on his seat had not yet been eaten.
didn't care about anything else, Li Yan, who had been hungry for a day, rushed directly towards the bowl of beef noodles.
Looking at the bowl of beef noodles in front of him that had just moved a few bites, Li Yan couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
Smell the beef noodles lightly, the noodles are fragrant.
Li Yan's stomach seemed to have countless gluttonous worms seduced out by the noodle incense road, roaring and rolling wildly in Li Yan's stomach.
Looking at the beef noodles in front of him, Li Yan couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
I don't know if it's the first time he's swallowed after seeing this bowl of beef noodles.
Starvation accelerates the secretion of saliva, under the action of conditioned reflexes.
Just thinking about it, Li Yan couldn't help but want to swallow his saliva.
Inhaled gently, Li Yan, who couldn't help it, directly took a mouthful of noodles and put it in his mouth.
As soon as the beef noodles were eaten, Li Yan couldn't help but scream.
A fragrant and mellow taste kept lingering in Li Yan's mouth.
I can't put this feeling into words, and I can't explain it.
It's like a spring in March, a few people go on horseback and enjoy the beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers.
Or on a hot summer day, under the greenery, singing, dancing and singing.
It's autumn, the maple leaves fall, flying all over the sky, it's the cold winter, the snow is covered, and the eyes are white.
It was as if gently gliding on the beautiful legs of the jade bone ice muscles, slowly climbing to the peak and jumping into the deep cave.
If you really have to say the taste, you can't describe it.
He seems to be a dragon liver and phoenix marrow, ginseng and deer antlers, bear liver and deer gall, not to mention language and writing.
It's that nothing in the world can be depicted.
It's like taking some kind of panacea, as if it can be transformed into an immortal in an instant.
Independent from the world, even heaven and earth have become very small in this face.
(Roommate is eating, I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm hungry)
Li Yan slowly closed his eyes, he was feeling the fragrance of his face.
Like a spring breeze, it is extremely refreshing, and the breeze rises, and the whole body is indescribably refreshing.
I don't know how long it has been, when Li Yan opened his eyes again.
only to find out
There is no more noodles.