Chapter 0433 - The Three Unluckiest Things (1)

"Holy, can you still have fun...... What about Sister Chang'e, who said yes, get a moldy god with a crow's beak, this is clearly trying to trap me!"

Chen Xiaobei's eggs are about to be broken, things have become like this, if you want to say that it is not the conspiracy of Yuan Shi Tianzun, I am afraid that fools will not believe it.

"Otherwise, I won't pick it up, and let the broom star fend for itself!" Chen Xiaobei thought darkly.

But on second thought, it was too unkind.

Looking at the content of the chat, the broom star didn't sign up at all, and it seems that he was also cheated.

If he didn't help take care of it, this immortal would starve to death on the street.

"Forget it, I'd better contact Broom Star and pick him up. "After all, Chen Xiaobei is not a hard-hearted person, and the key is not in the broom star.

"Brother Bei!

At this moment, Ye Liangchen's voice came from outside the house.

"What's wrong?" As soon as Chen Xiaobei opened the door, he saw Ye Liangchen and Aoi Kudu standing at the door,

"Another killer is coming!" Ye Liangchen said, "Don't you want to gain merit? We didn't even do anything, so keep it for you!"

Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up and said, "Let's go, let's take a look!"

It's late at night, there's no one outside, and my parents are sleeping.

But the killer was too arrogant, and he dared to go through the front door!

About fifty years old, with a pointed beak and monkey gills, not very tall, and messy hair as if it hadn't been washed for a long time.

The misty eyes, coupled with the two mustaches, made him look a little obscene.

"Whew!Whew!"

Chen Xiaobei and the three jumped directly from the windowsill on the second floor and surrounded the killer.

"Mom...... I'm scared to death......" The lewd uncle's legs trembled, and he actually sat on the ground with his butt.

"Is this a killer?" Chen Xiaobei and Aoi Ku looked at Ye Liangchen with bewildered expressions.

"Uh...... Maybe I'm mistaken......" Ye Liangchen scratched his head.

Ding - Cultivation is: None, Physique: 5, Combat Effectiveness: 5!

With a sweep of Netherworld Battle's eyes, Chen Xiaobei immediately determined that this thing was not a killer at all.

"Uncle, who are you, what are you doing at my house?" asked Chen Xiaobei.

"I'm here to find someone, and when I find the person I'm looking for, I can tell who I am. The lewd uncle had a frightened expression on his face, and said, "Weakly ask, does Chen Xiaobei live here?"

Weak?

Chen Xiaobei looked slightly stunned and asked, "Are you a broom star monarch?"

"Are you Xiaobei Shangxian?" The lewd uncle got up with a look of surprise, held Chen Xiaobei's hand tightly, and said excitedly: "Xiaobei Shangxian! I can be regarded as letting me find you! I will mess with you in the future! You must help me complete the task!"

"I ......"

The corners of Chen Xiaobei's mouth twitched twice, and he didn't know how to answer this.

I was still naΓ―ve to think that if I didn't pick up the broom star, it would be fine, but fortunately, Jiang Ziya had already checked his house number clearly!

The fox is still old and slippery, and he is too young after all!

"Brother Bei...... Isn't the broom star a god of bad luck? You hold him like that...... Aren't you afraid of being infected?" Ye Liangchen took a few steps back with a nervous expression.

"Superstition, how can there be any god of bad luck?" said Aoi Ku who didn't know much about Chinese culture, and said with disgust.

"You don't understand...... The Immortals of China...... There is indeed such a ......," Chen Xiaobei swallowed.

Looking at his hand held tightly by the broom star, he couldn't help but feel a little scared in his heart.

"Don't worry, Xiaobei Shangxian! My Taoism has been withdrawn, and I haven't brought any bad luck. Broom Star said very seriously.

"It's pretty much the same, otherwise, I really wouldn't dare to take you to ...... home" Chen Xiaobei breathed a sigh of relief.

"Brother Bei, I still don't believe that there is a god of bad luck in this world, can you let me see it?" Aoi Ku's tone was very respectful, but his heart was full of doubts.

Chen Xiaobei nodded, in fact, he was quite curious: "Broom Xingjun, don't you bring a natural skill with you?"

The broom star king said: "My natural skill is the crow's mouth, and the good ones do not lead the bad spirits. To put it simply, it's a curse, and it's unlucky. ”

"It seems to be very powerful in the sky!" Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up and said, "Can you curse others for going out and being hit by a car?"

"Yes, these are trivial. The broom star nodded.

"Lying on the grass!

Chen Xiaobei's eyes lit up, and he said: "Who said that mouth cannons can't kill people? Whoever dares to be my enemy in the future, you will use mouth cannons to help me curse him to death! A word can kill people, just thinking about it makes it cool and crooked! Hehe......

"Uh...... Xiaobei Shangxian, you misunderstood, killing people with a crow's mouth was a trivial meaning in the past. ”

The broom star said weakly: "But now my Taoism is gone, and I can only perform some low-end curses, and I can't kill the ...... of the dead."

"Rub it, Bai is happy......" Chen Xiaobei rolled his eyes, knowing that Jiang Ziya would not be so kind!

Although the crow's beak is strong, it seems to be useless when it is weakened.

"Broom Star-King, what you said is so mysterious, can you show us, even if it's a low-end curse. "Aoi is very persistent, and I want to see the truth of the mold god.

"Yes, yes...... But there's no curse target...... They are all friends of the little North Immortals, I can't curse you, can I?" said the broom star monarch weakly. ”

"Just curse me, I've been a staunch atheist since I was a child!" Aoi said dryly.

"Then you can pick a project......" Broom Star Jun said, "The curses I am best at are the three most unlucky things in life!"

"What are the three unluckiest things?" asked Kuru Aoi.

Chen Xiaobei and Ye Liangchen also widened their eyes, and they were equally curious in their hearts.

The broom star said weakly: "Pee a shoe, fart and shit, wipe your cheeks and pick out the paper!" Come on, young people choose one, I will definitely satisfy you!"

"Poof......" Chen Xiaobei and Ye Liangchen almost fell to the ground with a big heel.

"Vozh...... Choose a chicken feather here......" Aoi Ku's face turned green.

He is the most dazzling genius in the island country for a hundred years, how could he do those three funny things?

Don't talk about yourself, if you are anyone else, if you are not extremely unlucky, it will be difficult to do it!

"If this can really be a curse success, it is also a heifer handstand, and the cow is beeping!" Ye Liangchen sighed.

Chen Xiaobei shook his head: "But, this kind of curse is useless...... It will not be able to deal a real blow to the enemy at all!"

"Then why don't we change it?" Broom Star looked at Aoi Ku and said weakly, "Young man, you attack me." ”

"I'm attacking you?" Aoi squinted: "Uncle, don't be kidding, you'll die." ”

"It's okay, let the horses come!" said Broom Star confidently.