Chapter 42: Look at how Lao Tzu plays you to death today

Seeing Shi Ye standing outside the supermarket gate,

Shi Shangfei immediately shouted arrogantly: "Open the gate, I'm going out to drive all these yin spirits back with my grandfather!"

Everyone immediately cast admiring glances.

Only the old fire was full of doubts,

First add more charms to the door,

And then I opened the door a crack,

After seeing Shi Shang fly out, he immediately closed the door again.

Shi Ye is a fat man with a fat head and big ears,

Dressed like the teaching gentleman of the past,

took the ring ruler from Shi Shangfei's hand and began to recite the mantra.

Wave the ruler and drive the dirty things back.

Suddenly the wind outside was blowing, flying sand and rocks,

The howls of wild cats are terrifying.

Shi Shangfei glanced triumphantly at the supermarket from time to time,

The punch leaf gesture that was still very embarrassed made an OK gesture.

The buzzing tinnitus gradually became smaller,

It means that most of the dirt has been pressed back,

Just when everyone was praising Shi Ye's might,

A conjoined woman with a disheveled head,

actually walked towards Shi Ye,

As he walked, he muttered as if he was crazy about gain and loss: "Please separate us, it's too uncomfortable to stick together!"

Shi Ye's fat body trembled slightly, as if he had been shocked,

He's already used up most of his strength,

I don't know where the conjoined woman came from.

But I can feel the mad yin qi on her body,

The person who pressed couldn't breathe, and the yin qi in her body was like a spring,

It keeps flowing outward.

I don't think even if I use my yin probing finger, I can't suck the yin energy off her body.

Siamese women twist into various shapes,

Forced Shi Ye and Shi Shangfei step by step,

Shi Ye saw that he couldn't suppress the conjoined woman with a spell,

picked up the ring ruler and hit the conjoined woman.

The conjoined woman doesn't seem to feel anything about the ring ruler on her body.

The ring ruler is an incomparably powerful artifact,

Coupled with Shi Ye's mana, he can scatter the soul of the Yin Soul in one fell swoop.

But I can't help the conjoined woman,

Shi Ye's face suddenly showed panic in his poor skills,

From time to time, I glanced at the door of the supermarket, trying to go to the back room to avoid the limelight.

Lao Huo immediately shouted: "Come on, kill the door of the store, if you let that conjoined girl follow, we won't want to live!"

At this time, I don't know how to get it,

Like Siamese women, Shi Ye and Shi Shangfei's grandfather and grandson,

It was also glued back to back and became a conjoined person.

At this time, Shi Ye was unable to move, and was soon caught by the conjoined woman Shi Shangfei's feet.

The conjoined woman grabbed Shi Shangfei's feet,

began to beat the poor grandfather and grandson,

Like a sack, he fell to the ground left and right,

The sound of the horn hurts to listen to!

Then the conjoined woman suddenly glanced into the store,

began to pick up the grandfather and grandson, and smashed the door with the bodies of the two,

The door was smashed, and the grandfather and grandson were broken and bleeding, which was miserable!

Seeing that the door was about to be smashed and cracked,

Shen Xiaocen yelled at Ye Zihan: "Do you want our eight sisters to turn their faces against you, do you want the senior brother to come out and punish you with the door rules?!"

Shen Xiaocen sent a circle of sisters,

Several other senior sisters also accused Ye Zihan,

Scolding her for ignoring the overall situation is simply a big rebellion or something!

Now Ye Zihan really can't resist,

It's like death.

I sent another message to Old Joe and asked him to help me think of another way.

Lao Qiao replied, since Ye Zihan has a shoe fetish,

Then her heart should be on her feet,

Even if you press her heart, it may not be good,

You can try pressing it on the center of her foot.

I said to Shen Xiaocen that you can press the soles of your feet,

Shen Xiaocen immediately said to Ye Zihan without question: "If you don't agree with the center of your feet, I will directly knock you out and no longer ask for your opinion, even if you have a cold problem and don't allow men to touch it, but you can't bury the lives of our eight sisters!"

Shen Xiaocen was born in a special combat team, and he shot ruthlessly.

Professional bodyguard and killer, Ye Zihan knows this very well,

Knowing what she says and does,

As soon as his eyes closed, he stretched out his little feet and said, "For the sake of the eight sisters, I can't promise it, why do you want to stun me!"

Shen Xiaocen snorted coldly: "Toast and don't eat and drink, you have to force people to turn their faces, don't think that you are not afraid of death, and I, Shen Xiaocen, are not afraid of death, but I am still holding two million bets, money is more important than life, do you understand, you have to force me to be angry with you!"

I'll go, this Shen Xiaocen,

made such a big surge, it turned out to be a bet,

I'm drunk too!

It's no wonder that Ye Zihan is known as the jade girl among the nine sisters,

The little feet are as white and flawless as mutton fat jade, warm and delicate.

This feel, there is really no one!

This time my doppelganger appeared,

Just appeared in front of everyone out of thin air.

Lao Huo saw that I was able to make a clone,

mistakenly thought that I thought I had cultivated to the state of Da Luo Jin Xian,

Hurriedly burned incense and bowed down to me, begging me to bring blessings and longevity to him.

I'll go, don't take such tormenting people,

With my current mana, I haven't solved the lawsuit yet.

Where to add blessings and longevity to you!

But my doppelganger is so calm to accept the bow,

I take a closer look at my doppelganger this time, and he is different from me in temperament.

It was really calm, Mount Tai collapsed in front and the color remained unchanged, and the tiger tended to be backward and not frightened.

This should be me after pupating into a butterfly,

I really don't know when I'll be able to merge with this doppelganger,

That's when you make a fortune!

Although my doppelganger resembles me, his skin is delicate and smooth,

The eyebrows are clear and beautiful, with the aura of a male god,

Even the cold Ye Zihan couldn't help but look straight!

I think she's probably conspiring to figure out why I'm not my doppelganger!

Nonsense, that's me after cultivating to the ninth order,

It's almost the same as Da Luo Jinxian, can you not be handsome!

Having said that, no matter how handsome he is,

It's just a doppelganger of Lao Tzu, and you don't have to listen to Lao Tzu's deity!

I explained the reason to the doppelganger and asked him to immediately transfer 100,000 Yin soldiers.

Drive back all the ghosts in the streets.

After hearing this, the doppelganger flashed and disappeared.

After a while, the black air rolled on the street,

A hundred thousand Yin soldiers are like a flood that bursts its banks,

Crushed by a mountain of seas.

Yin soldiers and yin are completely different,

All silver helmets and silver armor,

The weapon in his hand shone with an eerie cold light.

Look at my doppelganger again, holding the Yin Soldier Talisman in his hand, stepping down the nine-headed tomb beast,

Standing in the army of ten thousand horses, majestic,

Wave the army and drive the Shade back.

Ye Zihan looked at my doppelganger,

I couldn't help shouting, "I'm going to marry him!"

Shen Xiaocen pouted and said, "Nonsense, if you marry him, it will be your turn!"

I went, and they all rushed to marry my doppelganger,

How embarrassing is this for Lao Tzu!

I let the old fire open the door,

If this opportunity is not addictive,

I really don't know if the Year of the Monkey can fit with the doppelganger.

As soon as I waved, the clone immediately drove the nine-headed tomb beast over,

Jump off the nine-headed tomb beast and hand me the talisman.

I took the talisman and jumped on the nine-headed tomb beast,

It's so cool!

I hold the talisman in my hand, and drive the Yin soldiers to drive back those Yin spirits,

This time, the people in the store also ran out to see the excitement.

I saw the conjoined woman dragging Shi Ye and Shi Shang to fly forward,

and is not in a hurry to save,

Let's drive all the ghosts back first.

chased all the way to the front of Granny Bai's shop,

A group of fierce Yin soldiers kicked open the door of the white mother-in-law's shop,

pounced like a wolf and pushed the white mother-in-law to my feet,

Granny Bai looked up at me riding on the nine-headed tomb beast,

Knowingly, he knelt down and kowtowed: "The old woman knocked on the ferryman, the ferryman has not been wearing an official uniform, and the old woman has a private visit, and the old woman's eyes are cloudy, and she doesn't see that it is the ferryman himself, and she hopes to forgive her sins!"

I rode on the nine-headed town tomb beast and said, "Don't say it's useless, let's talk about where Yu Qian was gotten first, and what about the old gray?"

Granny Bai said: "Yu Qian was brought here by Lao Ash, it should be in his shop, there is a dry well behind Lao Ash's shop, and Yu Qian should be in the well." ”

I nodded and said, "How do you seal this ghost gate?"

The white granny saw that the general trend had gone,

After a moment's hesitation, he said, "I'll tie the paper door again, and I'll seal it." ”

I said, "Okay, immediately pierce, if you dare to fool the ferryman, you will be scattered immediately!"

Seeing that Granny Bai quickly tied the paper door and sealed the ghost door line,

Shen Xiaocen whispered to me: "Zhang Erpi, have you played enough, hurry up and let your clone send the Yin Soldier back, if you exhaust the mana of your clone and can't send the Yin Soldier back, you will be doomed!"

I was scared and chuckled,

Patronize and have fun, forget about this stubble!

I hurriedly jumped off the nine-headed grave beast and returned the talisman to my clone.

The clone jumped on the Tomb Beast and waved the talisman,

Together with the Yin soldiers, they turned into a cloud of black gas and sank into the earth.

A burst of gloomy laughter suddenly sounded in his ears: "Little cub, there are no Yin soldiers, look at how Lao Tzu plays you to death today!"