Chapter 0310: Aunt's Sword Drawing and Slashing
When I first saw the "furnace man" on Kang Xin's translation, based on his instinctive reaction, Li Zi'an thought of the lazy portable stove, but it was only a moment of time, fleeting. Then, his understanding of the "furnace man" is a figure similar to that of an Olympic torchbearer, just a ceremonial figure with no practical meaning. As far as the Olympic torchbearers are concerned, it is not uncommon for the flame to go out on the way, but the competition will still take place.
The "Gate of Heaven" in the translation is also an ethereal existence, saying that the furnace burns incense, the gate of heaven is opened, and the dead will come back, isn't this?
Therefore, Li Zi'an didn't take the content on the stone screen seriously, and it was impossible to take it seriously, but as soon as his aunt Da Yue'er said this, he had to understand the content on the stone screen from another angle.
Gushi Da Yue'er is obviously saying that he is the furnace man, which means that when he burns incense, the gate of heaven will be opened, and Queen Jingwu will return here with her people.
That incense is definitely not ordinary incense, otherwise he lit so much sandalwood, and the door shaft of the gate of heaven is probably about to break, but have Queen Jingwu and her people returned?
Not really.
That incense should refer to the heavenly incense.
The problem is back to square one.
"Do you mean that I am the furnace man, and if I light the heavenly incense, the gate of heaven will be opened, and the queen of Jingwu and her people will return?" Li Zi'an said.
"Can the dead come back?"
Li Zi'an: "......"
"But your understanding of the incense is correct, the furnace burns incense, and the incense is heavenly incense. ”
"Where's Tianxiang?"
Aunt Da Yue'er looked at Li Zi'an again, but didn't say anything.
Li Zi'an's urge to pinch her neck became stronger and stronger, but he still endured it: "We are a gang, my enemy is your enemy, my enemy is looking for Tianxiang, but I don't even know what Tianxiang looks like, which makes me very passive, if you know what kind of incense it is, or where it is, please tell me." ”
"The people of the world all die because of the protection of heavenly incense. Aunt Da Yue'er said.
Li Zi'an was surprised: "Queen Jingwu's bones contain a mysterious virus creature, she was killed by that virus creature, right?"
Aunt Da Yue'er was silent for a moment before saying, "I can't remember it either." ”
"Why can't you remember that you just said that you grew up watching her. ”
"Do you remember what you experienced when you were two or three years old?" asked Aunt Da Yue'er rhetorically.
Li Zi'an: "......"
Aunt Da Yue'er seemed to be obviously recalled, and her tone also changed a little: "I told you that I am very big, I grew up watching Queen Jingwu, you seem to think that I am at least more than three thousand eight hundred years old, or even older?"
Li Zi'an nodded.
"Maybe yes, but I'm not sure, I don't remember what year I was born and how long I've been in this world. The reason why I say I grew up watching her is because I have memories of what she looked like when she was a child, and I have many, many more memories, but they can't be coherent, they seem to be fragments one after another. So, I could have lived thousands of years, or I could be as old as you, but I have thousands of years of memories in my head. Aunt Da Yue'er said.
Li Zi'an looked at her, a fog in his mind.
"I'll give you an example, I'm talking about someone you probably know well, you should have heard about him. ”
Li Zi'an said curiously: "Who is the person I am familiar with?"
"Pan An. ”
A strange expression appeared on Li Zi'an's face.
"They all say that he is the most beautiful man, but I don't think he is as good-looking as you, and he is a person who tends to be inflammatory, and his character is very poor. ”
Although Li Zi'an's feeling is very strange, he is still happy to say that he is more handsome than Pan An.
In the Chinese-speaking world, Maung Bi Pan An's appearance rate is very high, and he praises people for being handsome. What this means is that looking like Pan An is very remarkable, this person is too handsome, but my aunt Da Yue'er said that he looks more handsome than Pan An, so it is super awesome.
Pan?
Ugly, how can you be as handsome as the master!
You go on. Li Zi'an didn't think that Aunt Da Yue'er was complimenting him, she just told the truth, and he liked to hear the truth.
"There is also a man named Liu Bang, who killed the White Snake Uprising, but I remember that he did not kill a white snake, but a cauliflower snake. Aunt Da Yue'er said.
Li Zi'an had a few more black lines on his forehead.
Really, that strange feeling is getting more and more obvious.
His intuition told him that this goddess dragon was a little abnormal.
"Do you think I'm a little weird when I'm telling you this?"
"No, no, no, you're normal, I just want to know what Tianxiang looks like and where it is, can you tell me?" Li Zi'an cleverly pulled the topic back, and if he continued to talk nonsense, he felt that he might have to find a psychiatrist to intervene when he went back.
Aunt Da Yue'er suddenly laughed.
"What are you laughing at?"
"You want to find Tianxiang, I know where Tianxiang is. ”
Li Zi'an said excitedly: "Please tell me where it is." ”
Aunt Da Yue'er said slowly: "I won't tell you." ”
Li Zi'an: "......"
"At least it's not the time, you're too weak. Aunt Da Yue'er said.
Li Zi'an couldn't control his little temper anymore, he stood up: "You have always said that I am too weak, okay, I will fight with you, if you can't beat me within three moves, you can tell me where Tianxiang is, okay?"
Aunt Da Yue'er sat still, and said lightly: "When you are strong enough, I will tell you what Tianxiang looks like, and I will also tell you where Tianxiang is. ”
"You don't dare to fight me. Li Zi'an used a radical method.
Aunt Da Yue'er glanced at Li Zi'an, and then stood up: "Do you really want to fight me?"
"If you don't fight me, how do you know if I've become stronger?" Li Zi'an said, Da Lazy woke up with the furnace, and his true qi poured down, his sleeves were windless, and the green tendons on his fists rose, and even his fists were obviously a third larger.
Aunt Da Yue'er just stood casually, without the slightest sign of being ready to move.
Li Zi'an said in a deep voice: "I want to remind you, I have refined the True Qi Fist, I am going to do it, you be careful!"
Aunt Da Yue'er nodded slightly.
"Three moves, if you can't beat me in three moves, you have to tell me where Tianxiang is. Li Zi'an reminded her of the rules again.
He has already calculated, with his super ability to resist blows, as well as his perverted self-healing ability, as long as his aunt Da Yue'er is not a killer, let alone three moves, even thirteen moves, he can carry it down!
Seeing that her brain is not normal, how can she see through such a profound routine?
Aunt Da Yue'er smiled faintly: "There are too many moves, just one move, are you ready, just make a move." ”
Li Zi'an was stimulated, and instead of being angry, he laughed: "Your tone is really big, this is what you said, look at the fight!"
His legs kicked on the sand dunes, and the whole person shot at his aunt Da Yue'er like a cannonball.
Aunt Da Yue'er dodged sideways, Li Zi'an rubbed her shoulder and pounced, and at the moment of passing by, she pulled out her sword, but it was too fast, the sword didn't seem to be pulled out, let alone any sword moves.
Li Zi'an landed on his feet, turned around, and laughed: "That's what you can do?"
Aunt Da Yue'er didn't say anything, just looked at Li Zi'an calmly.
Li Zi'an said: "One move has passed, you didn't beat me, you have to fulfill your promise, say, where is Tianxiang?"
As soon as he finished speaking, his pants suddenly slipped and fell on the instep of his foot.
He hurriedly looked down, and then he saw the severed belt, the cut was quite smooth.
Moreover, it is not the leather part that is chopped, but the metal buckle of the belt!
There was only a pair of triangular pants left on his legs, and even the triangular pants suddenly broke when he looked at his pants in a daze, but fortunately something held it up, so it didn't fall.
He hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold it, and the person also squatted down, and his face was so hot that he didn't want it.
Just now, he was tricking people, saying that he couldn't win in three moves, so he told him where Tianxiang was, but he didn't even see how people drew their swords, and his pants were cut off.
If people were a little more ruthless just now, and the blade went a little lower, it would not only be the belt and elastic band that would be cut off, I'm afraid there would be something else. In that case, there will be no master in this world, but there will be one more Gonggong Li.
Inexplicably, he also remembered a video he had seen when he was scrolling through Douyin to perform knife drawing, where the performer pretended to draw a knife, and the cucumber or something broke. The video is fake, but the sword drawn by the other person is a real sword, otherwise his pants would not have fallen.
Then, there was a lament in his heart.
With her strength, when will he be able to win?
"You're too weak, you can't light the fragrance like this. Aunt Da Yue'er said.
Li Zi'an sat down, carefully lifting his pants and pulling them up his legs.
Embarrassed?
Embarrassed.
Shame on you?
Lose face.
But this is self-inflicted, you can't blame yourself, right?
Therefore, if such a blow is blowen, he can only suffer silently.
If it's nothing else, it can't be hard.
"Those bones in the abyss are all sacrificers, those people want to demolish the temple and the temple, I don't care, I just said, time is a river, and there is too much sediment in the river. The temple and the temple were just a grain of sand among many grains of sand, and there was no point in keeping them. But I have one condition, they are all people who died for their faith, and you tell those people to be kind to those bones, otherwise there will be retribution. Aunt Da Yue'er said.
Li Zi'an nodded: "I'll tell them, don't worry, they are not tomb robbers, they are scholars and warriors." ”
"Then I'll rest assured, I'll say one last thing, those people took away the bones of the Jingwu Queen, I have to remind you, the source of the virus creature you said is the Gold Diger, and it has another name, Spirit Eater. They are able to coexist with the host and eventually have complete control over the host. There should be a female worm in this world, and I have been looking for it, but there has been no clue, if you have any clues, you can also check it. Aunt Da Yue'er said.
Li Zi was relieved: "Why don't you let me give you a divination, maybe you can find a clue." ”
"You want to trick me again?"
Li Zi'an: "......"
"I'm leaving. ”
Li Zi'an said: "What are you doing in such a hurry, I have another question for you, what kind of stone is the stone used to build the temple and the underworld?"
"I'll tell you all when you're qualified to light incense. "Aunt Da Yue'er walked to the other side.
"Don't go. Li Zi'an stood up in a hurry, but as soon as he stood up a little, his pants fell down again, and he hurriedly sat down again.
In the time they sat together, Aunt Da Yue'er jumped and jumped off the other side of the sand dune with a swish.
When Li Zi'an rushed over with his pants, there was still a white figure there.
His eyes were full of sand.
He also has a lot of sand in his pants.