Chapter 28: Easter eggs
Beauty to a certain extent that it is really possible to ignore gender.
In the screening hall, both men and women felt the charm of Wang Shaoai. It's no wonder that in the past two years, they have become the most popular little flowers.
"Beasts. ”
Seeing that in the movie, Zhou Mu ripped off the belt of the Oiran, and while some employees were angry and criticized, their eyes became straight, and they swallowed saliva silently.
Envy, jealousy.
At this time, many people hated to replace Zhou Mu's role, incarnating as a werewolf tearing, scratching, and scratching on the couch......
Wait, what's going on?
Everyone was a little dazed, only to see that on the screen, Zhou Mu caught a white and tender little foot, with an idiotic smile on his face, and then there was a painful kiss.
Perverted!
The entire screening hall fell into a strange atmosphere.
It wasn't until Rong Xuan, whose face was distorted, appeared, picked up a wooden stick and knocked the gentleman unconscious, and rescued the Oiran lady, that this plot was over.
The next thing is naturally the moon before the flowers, and the crazy men and women complain to each other. Offended the son of a powerful person, Oiran was naturally taken home by the scholar.
Oh, and under the guise of being a servant.
It's just that when the plot is advancing, everyone's mood is still a little up and down, a little absent-minded, and distracted.
Zhou Mu's expression was indifferent.
It's just a prop, so why make a fuss.
The art of counterfeiting in movies is not worth mentioning.
He watched movies seriously.
At the insistence of the scholar, even if his wife sensed something, she finally relented and took in the Oiran. Three people live under one roof, and the seemingly peaceful life has actually been turbulent.
In the beginning, the Oiran washed away the lead, took off the gold and silver jewelry, put on simple clothes, and began to do laundry and cook like an ordinary maidservant, and worked diligently.
But the smooth plot soon had a twist.
The scholar's home, including the nearby streets, began to see some strange things. Some chickens, ducks, birds, and small animals were drained of their blood and abandoned in the wild grass and plants.
People were panicked, the government sent people to investigate, and the gold medal was suspected to be committed by demons. The scholar scoffed, not believing in any evil, and in order to appease people's hearts, he decided to keep vigil.
That night, the moon was dark and the wind was high, the courtyard was deep, and under the rendering of weird music, everyone also felt a little hairy and uneasy.
Even if the fox girl is not a horror movie, the director of this creature likes to make some surprising scary scenes in the film to satisfy the evil taste of teasing the audience.
Therefore, everyone inevitably worries and concentrates their spirits, so as not to be frightened. The black shadow outside the window flashed, and everyone's hearts palpitated, and a tendon was tense to the extreme.
Suddenly, the dubbing melody changed again, and others didn't know, anyway, at such an instant, Zhou Mu felt that his knee was hit by something.
Subconsciously, Zhou Mu suddenly shrank and looked straight at him.
“......”
He was speechless, and there was a silence.
Xu Qingling looked at the screen intently, but changed her sitting position, her legs were folded together, one of her legs was lightly cocked, the white high heels were not tightly worn, most of the soles fell off, only the toes were hanging, and the sharp heels were like a pendulum, swaying and bumping.
The snow-white arch of the foot is also very slender and perfect......
Watch movies, watch movies.
Zhou Mu gathered his mind, only to see that the black shadow flashed, but it was the figure of the Oiran, and she came to send warmth to the scholar...... No, it's supposed to be soup.
The beauty cares, the red sleeves add fragrance, and the scholar is naturally very moved.
Looking at the Oiran picking up the lamp and cutting the candles, with low eyebrows and pleasing eyes, delicate and lovely appearance, where can the scholar still hold it, and when he was about to reach out to hug him, his wife also appeared and broke a pair of wild mandarin ducks.
The husband and wife, who respect each other like guests, finally broke out a conflict.
The scholar felt guilty and talked to a friend.
These friends of wine and meat are naturally relieved and persuaded one after another. What husband is a wife, what man has three wives and four concubines, it is natural.
The scholar ostensibly disagreed, but in fact he was already moved.
I went back and apologized sincerely, and I reluctantly got my wife's forgiveness. But a few days later, Oiran fell ill on the couch, which caused the scholar's distress. As soon as he was held accountable, he learned that he had been working day and night these days, and had been tortured before he was exhausted.
The scholar went crazy and felt that this was his wife's arrangement, and deliberately made things difficult for Oiran. I didn't expect that my wife, who has always been gentle and generous, is so careful, a poisonous woman.
He had a big fight with his wife, and by the way, he welcomed the Oiran into the room.
The rift between the husband and wife widened, the contradictions were difficult to reconcile, and the wife was in pain and grief, and finally decided to leave the sad place and take refuge in the monastery.
His wife's departure from home also made the scholar a little sad, but under the rhetoric of the Oiran, he was relieved again, indulged in women's sex, sang every night, and abandoned his studies.
It didn't take long for the scholar to become very emaciated and lacking in energy.
He vaguely felt that something was wrong, and he was happy to do it. Until one night, he woke up in the middle of the night, and when he touched the person next to the pillow, he felt empty.
He had a dry mouth and wanted to drink water, and he used to call his wife's name, but he didn't get a response, so he suddenly woke up and his wife was no longer at home.
The scholar felt remorseful and decided to go back to his wife tomorrow. He stumbled out of bed, calling Oiran by name as he went to the kitchen to find water.
The frightened scene made him lose his soul.
Oiran grabbed a chicken and drank the blood alive, and when she turned back, her bewitching appearance became eerie and terrifying, like a ghost.
"Ah......h
The scholar screamed in panic, scared and urinated.
Oiran heard the movement and naturally flew out, and in the gentle smile, the blood at the corner of his mouth was not dry, and it was full of a terrible taste.
She caressed the scholar, told her love for him, and broke the news that his wife was framed by herself, and the other party did not abuse her at all.
The scholar didn't dare to move, burst into tears, wept bitterly, and regretted not being at the beginning.
But the Oiran was furious, and grabbed the scholar by the neck, making him swear to love him alone. The scholar did not agree, but self-analyzed, repented, and was sorry for his wife.
Hearing these heartfelt words, Oiran was naturally murderous. At the last moment, his wife took the gold medal to catch the fast and others, and broke into the door.
After a fight, he saved the scholar.
"Sure enough, the villain died of too many words. Zhou Mu complained.
Next, naturally, everyone worked together, and after a bloody battle, the Oiran was finally beaten to ashes. The ending of the story is also very much in line with public expectations. The scholar knelt down to apologize, obtained his wife's forgiveness, and the two lived happily ever after.
Happy ending......
The theme song floats and the subtitles roll.
The lights in the screening room came on, and the cacophony was heard again.
"How's this movie?"
"It feels okay, the finish is good......"
"Beautiful!"
"It's just a bit stiff, and it doesn't make sense logically. But it's also a qualified commercial movie, give it three stars out of five. ”
Everyone discussed the plot and got up to leave.
Zhou Mu sat still.
"It's time to go. ”
Xu Qinglime said lightly: "What are you waiting for?"
"Wait for the easter eggs!"