Chapter 63: Online Soberness

"Twelve hours of sobriety? What kind of amazing service is this???"

Good three hundred and sixty lines, a few more lines inexplicably appeared after the appearance of this superman system.

Superman system: "This service is mainly for some white-collar workers who need to work overtime and stay up late and workers who work at night, and can 100% guarantee that customers can't sleep within 12 hours of purchasing this service!"

Ling Hushuo suddenly remembered the "fall asleep in one second" service two days ago, imagine what will happen to these two simultaneous services, "self-contradictory"?

"It's... Forget it, I won't say anything if I'm surprised this time, otherwise it will seem like I'm so stupid and sweet, it seems that as long as you have money, there is nothing you can't do. ”

Superman System: "That's right, do you want to experience it, it's the first time..."

Ling Hushuo hurriedly said: "The first experience is discounted, and it only costs 100 yuan, am I right?"

Superman System: "Uh-right!"

Ling Hushuo frowned and looked at Bai Yao, and made sure for the last time: "Do we really have to act at night?"

Bai Ji said while eating: "Of course, the action at night will not be noticeable, we will leave unnoticed when it is dawn, and return home to rest." ”

It's true that the action at night is not noticeable, and it seems a little scary to fly and breathe fire in full view of everyone during the day...

"Alright then, tonight, tonight!" Ling Hushuo waved his chopsticks and gulped.

"Boss, do you want to place an order immediately?" Can't wait to make money with the system.

"What's the hurry, it's still early! I'll talk about it when I'm sleepy. ”

"Oh..."

It was nearly seven o'clock after the family finished dinner, and Hu Shuo hiccuped the Internet to check the car that could reach Hongcun, impartially, and there was the last bus at eight o'clock.

"Oops, there's a hiccup car at eight o'clock, and we're going out to burp just in time for it. ”

"Let's go, then. ”

Bai Yao's eldest sister took the lead and was the first to go out, so Hu Shuo couldn't take care of cleaning up, so she called Wangcai and Xiao Fei to chase Bai Yao.

In a blink of an eye, I arrived at the station, and when I bought the ticket, the conductor clearly told Wangcai that he could not get on the train.

Wangcai was dumbfounded, I don't understand why a fox and a honey quoll can be on me, are you jealous of my handsomeness and intelligence?

Ling Hushuo nodded with a hard smile, ostensibly saying that he wanted to send Wangcai back, but in fact, he found a corner with his back and quietly asked Xiao Gli to cover it and Wangcai with stealth.

After a while, Ling Hushuo and Bai Ji got into the car smoothly, while Wangcai and Xiaolu walked in the middle to fish in troubled waters.

There were not many people in the car at this time, but Bai Ji still whispered cautiously: "We can fly there, why do we take it." ”

Ling Hushuo asked helplessly: "Do you know the way?"

Bai Ji was silent, then lowered her head and reached out to touch it, confirming the location of Wangcai and Xiaoxiao.

Ling Hushuo touched Wangcai with his foot, and lowered his voice and advised: "Don't run around, just stay here honestly, and you will be there soon." ”

Wangcai nodded obediently: "Okay!"

Linghushuo: "......"

Bai Ji: "......"

Several passengers in the car even looked at the driver.

Ling Hushuo was in a hurry, and immediately pretended to call: "Mmmm, okay, I'll be there in a while, remember to tell the third aunt to cook two dishes less." ”

Several passengers retracted their attention one after another, and when the time came, the driver drove on time.

Ling Hu Shuo breathed a sigh of relief, pretended to tie his shoelaces and bent down and whispered: "Add one more, don't speak until you get out of the car, you can't make a sound at all!"

Wangcai knew that he was wrong, so he honestly lay on the ground, and Xiao Dang appointed himself as the temporary supervisor, meticulously supervising Wangcai for Ling Hushuo and Bai Ji.

Ling Hushuo sat up and breathed a sigh of relief again, leaning back in his chair and hoping that there would be no more forks on the road.

The car drove forward quietly, slightly bumpy like a shaker when he was a child, which made Hu Shuo feel sleepy in this environment.

From time to time, his chin hit his chest, and when he saw that Ling Hushuo was about to fall asleep, the system jumped out "in time" and shouted: "Boss!" The order of "12 hours of soberness" will be automatically canceled in half an hour, please pay in time!!"

Think about what you would look like when you were about to fall asleep in a daze, and suddenly someone put the alarm clock that was ringing in your ear, well, that's what Linghu Shuo looks like.

Ling Hushuo calmed down his little heart that was frightened by the system, and nodded when he felt that the time was almost up.

"Payment. ”

"Okay! The automatic deduction is successful, I wish you a hundred times more energy!"

The deduction text message came as fast as usual, and Ling Hushuo deleted the text message smoothly, feeling that he should be very sober immediately.

Five minutes later...

Ling Hu Shuo looked at the back of the seat in front of him in a daze, and still felt drowsy.

"Dog system, what about being sober, I'm going to report and complain about your false propaganda. ”

"Boss, don't don't, what's not satisfying?"

"I said I would stay awake for twelve hours, but I'm still very sleepy. ”

"What I promise you is that you can't sleep within twelve hours of purchasing this service, you are now in a mild state of sleep deprivation, and sleepiness is a normal reaction!"

Smooth tongued... Ling Hushuo seemed to see the face of an unscrupulous customer service.

"If I hadn't been holding me up, I would have fallen asleep a long time ago, what about your service???

"Boss, you can try to fall asleep, if it doesn't work, I'll refund ten times." ”

A hundred blinks of an eye becomes a thousand, and there is such a good thing? Such an easy money to earn is not earned in vain!

"Okay! I ask you to remember what you just said. ”

This thousand yuan made Hu Shuo seem to be inevitable, leaning back in the chair and relaxing himself as much as possible.

This day makes Fox Shuo run east and west is really tired, the moment the fatigue envelops the whole body, the consciousness begins to gradually hazy, just when the fox Shuo is close to entering the dreamland, a strong electric shock instantly spreads throughout the body!

"Whoaaaaaaaaa

Ling Hu Shuo woke up instantly! Excited Ling sat up, and his body seemed to have residual electricity.

A car of passengers looked at Ling Hushuo again, and the driver also glanced at the rearview mirror, thinking: I can't pull a madman, I will hold the steering wheel no matter what happens later!

Ling Hu Shuo was embarrassed to cover half of his face exposed outside, and found a corner to cat.

Superman System said a little proudly, "How is it, boss, can you sleep?"

Ling Hu Shuo nodded with a smile, and at the same time secretly raised his thumb in his heart: Count you ruthless!!

The car drove at a constant speed for about an hour and a half, and finally arrived at the station of Hongcun.

Ling Hushuo and Bai Ji got off the bus together, stood on the side of the cement road and looked at the bus with a hint of sleepiness before remembering an extremely important thing - did Wangcai and Xiaoxiao get off the bus???

(End of chapter)