Chapter 160: A Trick
Lin Zirou, this little girl is too bad!
Liu Jianfeng was originally suspicious, why did Lin Zirou agree to wipe herself so readily this time, this is not like her usual style, now the whole body is numb and crispy, and she found out that the towel was smeared with wind oil essence!!
Camphor and menthol have a certain irritating effect on the skin, and the rough skin and thick flesh are fine, at most it is a cool feeling, but those with thin skin, such as the eyelids, such as the groin and ...... Somewhere!
Liu Jianfeng originally closed his eyes and enjoyed the service of the beauty, who would have thought that he would suddenly come to such a hand, he was unprepared, and immediately attacked, the hot burning sensation tortured him around, and he hurriedly turned on the lotus shower head to rinse, gasping for cold air constantly.
Lin Zirou was laughing like a duck at the door, it had always been this bastard who teased and teased herself, and she was powerless to parry except for blushing and spitting his wife's oral liquid.
At this time, I want to open it, look at the couples in life, it is the woman who arranges the man clearly and completely.
It's too easy to want to fix a man under one roof, put more salt and vinegar in today's meal, and you can know which salt is salty, what vinegar is sour, and who is in charge of this house.
Add more hot water to the foot washing water, see if your feet dare to run around, the pocket money is reduced to only enough to buy breakfast, and even adding a root intestine and an egg is not enough, see if you can still spend your thoughts.
Of course, the best thing is to take the public food, women have countless ways to make men comply, squeeze it dry in one go, and go out to make you feel powerless.
Don't underestimate these little tricks of women, these are all famous husbandry techniques that have been passed down through the ages.
As powerful as Liu Jianfeng will also be hit, it is conceivable that women can use the power of these techniques reasonably.
Lin Zirou was very happy, and finally breathed a sigh, as for the inner ghost that Liu Jianfeng and she said, the enemy's first move, she didn't pay attention to it.
This is the woman, the strange creature.
In today's increasingly rampant women's rights, women's rights have not changed, not to mention the increasing number of female high-ranking officials, executives, and Kochi, just say that in life, the car and house bride price, how many heroes have been stumped, a look can make the old man bow his head to his ear, firmly control the family's right to speak, administrative power and financial power, how can a man dare to say a word.
More and more women have reached this height, not to mention the pride of the sky like the beautiful president Lin Zirou.
But women have one thing in common, that is, when they really encounter a big incident, they immediately leave it alone, and they are very irresponsible and drop a sentence: "That's your old man's business, we old ladies can't control it, everything we women do, what do you men want you men to do?"
They always have countless excuses to help them switch freely between the strong and the weak at will, they are the hostess when they live a stable life, and they are weak women when they are in trouble, and they play very skillfully with this change of identity.
Lin Zirou is in this kind of mentality now, and she has a feeling of enlightenment.
In fact, this is the process of love to the transformation of feelings, when falling in love, more thoughts are about being happy and happy, observing whether the man is tolerant and pampered enough for himself, and really living a life, thinking about how to get along well and how to live a good life.
Although they had even entered the cave room, it did not prevent Lin Zirou from doing so
Think, the more noble the person, the purer the thought, because they are rich and noble, the status is respected, few people or things can tempt them, there is no utilitarianism, and naturally it is more pure, especially such a woman, who thinks that she is a noble phoenix, not a sycamore, and the thick branches and rotten leaves on the side of the road are naturally not eye-catching.
The opposite is the entertainment industry, those women look glamorous in front of people, known as goddesses, in fact, in the huge vanity fair guided by capital, it is already dirty and dirty, and it is absolutely impossible to get out of the sludge without staining, so as long as it explodes, every private is dirty and erosive.
Therefore, there is an old saying, the poor give birth to treachery, and the rich have a long conscience, people are poor and want to be rich, and then unscrupulously to make money, people have less money, and they begin to think about building bridges and paving roads to do good deeds, in order to have peace of mind, and accumulate good reputation and virtue for future generations.
Lin Zirou's worth has reached the level of absolute wealth, because of paying taxes, solving employment problems, sharing high-tech industries, etc., the imperial court has also given her a fairly high social status, so there is no temptation in this world that can move her, and only the friendship of birth and death, life and death, can make her heart move.
Because of this, she made up her mind to talk to someone, that is, for a lifetime.
So now Lin Zirou's idea is to be a husband in happiness, and let Liu Jianfeng worry about other things.
It's just that the sound of water in the bathroom has stopped, but Liu Jianfeng still hasn't come out, Lin Zirou couldn't help but ask: "Come out, do you want to learn to swim inside?"
After waiting for a while, Liu Jianfeng came out, Lin Zirou looked at it with a smile, and suddenly felt a sigh in his heart.
I saw Liu Jianfeng's face pale, his eyes were dull, his cheeks were suffocated, his head drooped, a bath towel wrapped around his waist, and he came out like a walking corpse, as if he would die suddenly at any time.
"What's wrong?" Lin Zirou was taken aback and hurriedly asked.
Liu Jianfeng raised his godless eyes, feeling as if there were tears in his eyes, only to hear his dry voice and say: "No reaction, no response, it's over......"
Liu Jianfeng sighed heavily, sat down on the sofa in despair, looked down at the bath towel around his waist, and was grief-stricken.
"Won't it?" Lin Zirou sat beside him and asked in surprise, of course she knew what Liu Jianfeng was talking about, and it was related to her sexual happiness in the second half of her life, and she also panicked.
Liu Jianfeng didn't speak, but looked down with a dead look, as if mourning.
Lin Zirou hurriedly picked up her mobile phone and began to look up the relevant situation on the Internet.
There are not many fools in the highly civilized era, but there is no shortage of grandstanders, Lin Zirou quickly found a foolish case, and actually touched the wind oil essence on Ding Ding on the live broadcast, and even finally entered the operating room to be cleaned by the doctor with a medical solution, otherwise it may rot.
Seeing some similar information, Lin Zirou was also a little scared, after all, this is where the sexual happiness of the second half of her life and lower body lies, and she can't be careless.
What's more, this is the source of a man's happiness and pride, looking at Liu Jianfeng, a majestic man, but at this time his face is gray, like an old man who is about to die, tears seem to be rolling, you know how scared he is at this time.
Lin Zirou asked in a low voice, "I really don't feel it at all." ”
Liu Jianfeng didn't say
said, but his face became more sad.
"Why don't we go to the hospital?" Lin Zirou's tone and words changed greatly.
Liu Jianfeng shook his head like a rattle, and said sadly: "If I can't do it, I need you to use cucumber and eggplant as your husband in the future, if you are a little careless, and your vegetative husband can't pull it out, will you go to the hospital?"
"Get out!" Lin Zirou's face turned red, as if she was about to spill blood, although she endured the shame of rubbing his back just now, but in the end, she was still a yellow flower girl, but Liu Jianfeng's metaphor made her feel extremely frightened.
"Didn't you rinse it just now, how could you ......," Lin Zirou asked worriedly.
Liu Jianfeng still didn't speak, his face was sad as if his heart was dead, his soul had been destroyed, and all his pride drooped.
"Look at your dead virtue!" the proud female president couldn't help but scold: "I'll try!"
The temper of a person who can be a president can be imagined, and at the same time, she is also a scientist, vigorous and resolute, and it is her style to practice testing ideas.
Just doing something face-to-face, Lin Zirou was still a little shy, picked up the remote control on the coffee table, and pressed the crystal chandelier overhead, and the room suddenly fell into darkness, only the moonlight was green, reflecting her delicate figure shaking.
After a burst of horns, Lin Zirou asked, "How is it, do you feel it?"
"Nope. Liu Jianfeng's lost voice sounded.
"Hey, I'm not going to do it, you take your hands away and let me go. Lin Zirou said fiercely, completely out of the attitude of doing experiments, you know, she was studying diamond before, and developed a new diamond through nanotechnology, the hardness is several times that of the original diamond, so she is an expert in soft and hard physical phenomena.
In this process, Liu Jianfeng was not idle, but was busy with both hands and feet.
After some operation, he still didn't react, but Lin Zirou was already out of breath, and her body became more and more soft.
"It's really not good, do you force me to make a trick?" Lin Zirou said depressedly, she is a very responsible person.
That's right, even if the motive is just to joke, but the consequences still need to be borne, such as the most common, the child deliberately removed the classmate's stool, and the person above fell to the ground without paying attention.
Don't talk about this kind of thing, even if you kindly invite friends to a party for a drink and warm hospitality, if a guest gets drunk and has an accident on the road, the person who invited the guest will be sued by the family in court, and even the guest drunk driving is the responsibility of the owner.
I don't know if this situation is the result of the improvement of the law, or the result of regression, this is clearly the ancient sitting, an adult, knowing that drunk driving is illegal, but deliberately doing it, how can you blame the person who invited guests to drink and do the east?
Fortunately, Lin Zirou is not such a person, since she provoked it herself, she will naturally be responsible for it to the end.
can make a yellow flower girl make a trick, which shows her strong sense of responsibility, which is admirable. Not to mention a yellow flower girl, even if she is a woman who has been married for many years, she may not be able to develop her dexterous mouth and three-inch tongue.
Liu Jianfeng himself never expected it, he only knew that the ultimate test was coming, and whether there was a better follow-up plot depended on whether Lin Zirou's tricks could resist it......