Chapter 76: The Near Water Tower Gets the Moon First
Yu Qian and Hu Xiangning both saw it.
Hu Xiangning was a little scared that I would lean on me.
asked in a low voice, "Zhang Erpi, what is that?"
I said, "You don't understand, don't ask, be careful to scare it away, I won't be able to treat your stomach ache." ”
Hu Xiangning's body trembled slightly and whispered, "How do you want to use that thing to cure my stomachache?" ”
I said, "I'll catch it in a minute, and you'll know." ”
Yu Qian couldn't help but want to look back at that thing.
I was afraid that Yu Qian would frighten the mountain spirit, so I glared at her and motioned for her not to look back.
Yu Qianjiao also glared back at me.
The mountain spirit is very timid, but it does not delay it to harm people.
If you encounter a sick person passing through the mountains.
It will try to confuse people and then suck them out.
Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the mountain spirit hiding behind a tree.
I was in a hurry, I wanted to come out to eat chicken, and I was afraid of the three of us.
I saw that the yellow mud was baked into a hard shell, and the chicken was also roasted.
I'll peel off the yellow clay shell.
The chicken feathers inside were naturally all taken away by the yellow mud shell.
A plump and juicy roast pheasant is freshly baked.
The aroma is overflowing, and this time it can spoil the mountain spirit, and half of its body is poking out.
The big nostrils sniffed hard in this direction.
But the mountain spirit is a very spiritual thing, and it feels the potential danger.
I motioned for Hu Xiangning to kiss me.
We can't walk away at this point, and if we go away, leave the chickens there.
The mountain elves would have decided it was a trap.
Even if we do leave, it won't come.
Hu Xiangning asked in a confused whisper, "Why do I want to kiss you?"
I said, "The mountain spirit is not only greedy, but also very lustful, if it sees us making love, it can't help but come, and I have a chance to let it eat chicken." ”
Hu Xiangning suddenly realized: "Oh, so that's the case, how can I make love to you?"
I'll go, how can I answer this, can't I comprehend the spirit?!
I don't know how to answer.
Yu Qian whispered on the side: "You two can kiss, and then I will put on lipstick here to ensure that I can attract the mountain spirit." ”
As soon as we muttered, the mountain spirit became even more frightened.
I turned around and wanted to leave.
Hu Xiangning glanced at the mountain spirit with her eyes and was leaving.
If the mountain spirit is gone, her stomach hurts and there is no rule of law.
Hu Xiangning was in a hurry, and she couldn't care so much.
Hook me around the neck and kiss me.
When the mountain spirit saw it, he immediately couldn't move his feet.
Yu Qian took out a small makeup bag and began to apply heavy makeup.
Soon made a dream makeup.
Looks more bewitching than a goblin.
She kept applying lip oil to her bright plump lips.
The lips are shiny, and the mountain spirits look stupid.
Hu Xiangning was nervous and excited and secretly looked at the mountain spirit while kissing.
Seeing that the mountain spirit didn't leave, he turned around and looked at it stupidly, so he kissed him even harder.
Smack, make a very fragrant sound.
The mountain spirit finally couldn't help it, it couldn't stand the temptation of this atmosphere.
I want to come over and join in the fun.
It slowly approached us, then suddenly turned around and walked away.
After walking ten or so steps, I saw that we didn't pay attention to it at all, and had no intention of chasing it.
Only then did he walk back cautiously.
Started circling around us.
The big nostrils kept sniffing in the air.
See if there are any dangerous smells.
We turn a blind eye to it.
The fool finally let his guard down and started smiling at us.
Laughing is worse than crying.
I hugged Hu Xiangning and looked very comfortable.
Ai ignored the glance of the mountain spirit and said, "Do you want to eat chicken?"
The mountain spirit opened her mouth wide, bared her big yellow teeth, and nodded at me with a smile.
I deliberately stuck a very long stick in the chicken.
Hand it far away so that it doesn't have to worry that I'll grab it with my hands.
The mountain spirit kept staring into my eyes and carefully took it.
Then he immediately ran back behind the tree and ate it.
While eating, he also secretly looked at Yu Qian.
Yu Qian asked me in a low voice: "Zhang Erpi, what about the next step, you won't let me tempt it to kiss it and then catch it, right?"
I whispered, "You're so smart, you have to kiss it, you have to kiss it so I can catch it." ”
Yu Qian suddenly collapsed and said angrily: "Zhang Erpi, you bastard, it's disgusting to look at it, and I won't kiss it!"
Hu Xiangning thought what I said was true.
begged: "Sister Yu Qian, for me, you just do what Zhang Erpi said, you see that I kiss Zhang Erpi, in fact, Zhang Erpi is not much better looking than that mountain spirit!"
I'm dizzy, am I that nauseous?!
I can't talk about it anymore, it's too much to hurt my self-esteem. Teenage Classmates Network
I saw the mountain spirit swallow a chicken in a few bites.
I knotted my hands and chanted the incantation.
A red thread hidden in the belly of the chicken beforehand.
Flew straight from the mountain spirit's mouth to my hand.
On the other side of the red line with my spell,
A knot in its belly.
It was entangled in its heart, liver and lungs.
I tugged at the red line and caught the mountain spirit like fishing.
Hu Xiangning kissed me excitedly and said, "Zhang Erpi, you are amazing, how did you do it?!"
Yu Qian glanced at me.
Then he said to Hu Xiangning: "Silly sister, you be careful that he catches you like this, like a mountain spirit, takes out the essence pill from your stomach, and then throws you away!"
I immediately said with a weak heart: "Hu Xiangning, don't listen to her, I, Zhang Erpi, am not the kind of ruthless and unrighteous person!"
Hu Xiangning snorted coldly: "Come on, Sister Yu Qian is right, you are a villain who forgets his righteousness, I really have to be wary of you, you want to try to get close to me, you don't have to beat me up for any bad ideas!"
I'll go, I can't open my mouth to borrow Dan now.
You can't blame Yu Qian, Yu Qian also likes me.
Seeing that I like Hu Xiangning, I became jealous and sowed discord from it.
Simple Hu Xiangning believed it for a while.
I ignored the two of them, tightened the red rope, and dragged the mountain spirit in front of me.
Stretched out a hand and said, "You eat my chicken, you can't eat it for nothing, you have to exchange it for Jingdan." ”
The mountain spirit's two little eyes were dripping and rolling.
I want to secretly rip off the red line and escape.
I let go of the red line and said, "You run." ”
The mountain spirit turned around and ran.
I chanted the incantation, and the red thread flew up and wrapped around the branches.
Lifted the mountain spirit up at once.
This mountain spirit finally recognized the form, and it was useless to run.
I had to obediently spit out the essence pill and hand it to me.
The essence is fragrant.
It is the condensation of herbs such as ginseng and reishi that the mountain spirit eats all year round.
Hu Xiangning swallowed the Jing Dan, and sure enough, her stomach didn't hurt anymore, and the bleeding stopped.
I also politely said thank you to the mountain spirit.
I released the mountain spirit, and the mountain spirit shook and disappeared into the woods.
saw Hu Xiangning in a daze at the back of the mountain spirit.
I whispered to Yu Qian about borrowing Dan from Hu Xiangning.
It's just borrowing it and letting Ye Zihan swallow it.
After curing her coldness, he immediately returned it to Hu Xiangning.
Yu Qian and Ye Zihan are good friends who have lived their lives.
turned around and told Hu Xiangning about it, and begged Hu Xiangning for help.
Unexpectedly, Hu Xiangning agreed very happily.
I'll go, and I'll make a fortune.
I didn't expect to borrow Hu Xiangning's Dan so easily.
Du Ziteng lost me 200 million this time.
Ye Zihan and Shen Xiaocen are 50 million each.
Lao Tzu himself has a net of 100 million, in this case, it is not a dream to get 900 million!
While I was happy, I couldn't help but have some bad instincts.
Du Ziteng didn't seem to have done anything.
didn't fight with me to get the Dan in Hu Xiangning's stomach.
I won so easily, it made me feel so abnormal.
Although I have doubts, but I can't figure it out,
What kind of medicine is sold in Du Ziteng's gourd?
Okay, let's ignore him for now, and cure Ye Zihan's coldness.
I took the two of them straight to Ye Zihan's house.
Shen Xiaocen is also at Ye Zihan's house.
I used secret techniques to help Hu Xiangning spit out the pill formed by the fox fairy.
Ye Zihan swallowed it, and it immediately took effect, and the coldness was completely better.
I tried to pull her little hand, and Ye Zihan's face immediately turned red.
Ye Zihan muttered in a low voice: "Zhang Erpi, thank you for letting me taste what it is like to be a woman!"
I said: "Husband and wife, it should be, after all, I can get close to the water and get the moon first, you have to behave well tonight!"
Ye Zi slapped me coquettishly and said, "I hate it." ”
Shen Xiaocen pounced on me excitedly.
It doesn't matter if there are other people around.
Just a few mouthfuls in my face.
shouted in a mess: "Zhang Erpi, you are amazing, I love you to death!"
Pull it down, it's love money!
Shen Xiaocen couldn't wait for a moment and immediately called Du Ziteng.
Triumphantly rushed to the phone and said: "Du Ziteng, if you lose, call money immediately!"
Du Ziteng's cold laughter came from the phone: "You are too anxious, I bet on curing Ye Zihan's coldness, and then returning the Dan to you to win, now I estimate that Zhang Erpi not only can't take the Dan from Ye Zihan's stomach, but the Dan is still taking root in Ye Zihan's belly, making Ye Zihan pregnant, right?!"
When I heard this, I was immediately shocked into a cold sweat.
Hurriedly used a secret technique to suck the pill out of Ye Zihan's body.
But I can't suck it out.
Seeing Ye Zihan's lower abdomen gradually bulging!