Chapter 362: I'm Erbi!
Clear!
So clear!
Nie Xiaoyu stayed for a moment, looked at Chen Bing in surprise, and snatched the mirror over: "Miss, take a look!"
She looked at Chen Bing, and Chen Bing was slightly surprised when she saw her incomparably beautiful self in the mirror: "This ...... Is this me?"
"Miss, this is what you really are. Nie Xiaoyu smiled.
"I ...... I ......"
I'm so beautiful!
Chen Bing wanted to say it but was embarrassed to say it, at this moment she was indeed much better looking in the mirror than in the bronze mirror.
It can be said that with this mirror, Chen Bing's whole person, no, all women will be much more confident!
Even those who have a bad face will know where there are flaws and make up for themselves.
"You did this?" Mrs. Cao looked in the mirror and then at Chu Yun, she smiled slightly, and the corners of her eyes showed a slight wrinkle: "It's so clear, it's a pity, I'm old......"
"Madame is not old, she is still as beautiful as a flower. Chen Bing said with a smile, Mrs. Cao is very well maintained, she is nearly fifty years old, and she still looks very young, but the years are unforgiving, and some wrinkles are indispensable.
"It's well maintained, but it's even better if there are cucumbers. Chu Yun squinted comfortably: "If there is a cucumber, it will be much better to maintain than your rouge gouache, pure natural, pollution-free, that guy, even if he is eighty years old, his skin is still fresh, that smooth~"
Whew!
Suddenly, three sharp eyes like blades shot out!
"What is a cucumber?"
Mrs. Cao's eyes were no longer soft, but tense, as deep as a tigress.
"It's wrong, it's a cucumber, do you understand the cucumber?" Chu Yun said with a smile.
The three women shook their heads in unison.
"What is a cucumber?"
Chen Bing's mouth opened.
She is also a woman, she can't hide from it, she cares too much about this problem!
"I'll give you cucumbers, and you let me eat with peace of mind?" Chu Yun asked.
Nod!
The three women, young and old, nodded together, as if they had forgotten that Fengyulou still had to compose poetry.
"That's it!"
Chu Yun arrogantly took out a long and curved cucumber.
It's incomparably strong!
"With the white-clothed Walking Aid Pill, many plants can be used to promote growth, but in the past, they were used to urge medicinal herbs, but now they have become the yellow light of the rotten street...... Chu Yun took a deep breath, if Shangguan Baiyi in his previous life knew about it, it was estimated that he would be angry with him alive.
No way.
Chu Yun really couldn't stand the food here, and the cucumber was something he put into the storage bag and carried with him, so that when he was hungry, he could solve a few bites on the spot.
But now it seemed that there was nothing to eat, so he sliced the cucumber, took Chen Bing as an example, and gently applied it to her face.
"What's the feeling? Oh, miss, can you tell me about it, are you comfortable?" Nie Xiaoyu asked as she pestered Chen Bing like a curious baby.
Half an hour later, Chen Bing took off the cucumber slices, and before he could speak, he heard Nie Xiaoyu's babbling voice: "Wow! ”
Mrs. Cao stretched out her hand and touched Chen Bing's cheek slightly, and said in surprise: "It's very elastic!"
Nonsense!
Chu Yun shook his head angrily.
Compared with beauty, cucumber is naturally not as fast as many cosmetics in Dragon Kingdom, but it is naturally harmless and the most powerful place, in addition, although the beauty effect is slow, but the hydration speed is not covered, the woman's face, of course, looks a lot more pleasing to the eye after replenishing water, and it is very elastic~
"I want it too!" Nie Xiaoyu's beautiful eyes stared at Chu Yun tightly, as if she was looking at a rare treasure.
On the side, Mrs. Cao is the same, as if as long as Chu Yun dares to say the word "no", he will be dismantled!
"You are a little reserved, you are a girl, do you know that girls can't casually ask men for cucumbers?!" Chu Yun made a bitter face, took out a cucumber, and took a bite: "Cucumbers can not only be used for face, but also for other purposes." ”
What the?!
Angry!
All three women are furious!
Such a precious thing was devoured by this beast!
"Don't eat it!"
The three girls drank together.
"But that's what it's mainly for, I ......"
Before Chu Yun finished speaking, half of the cucumber in his hand was snatched away by Nie Xiaoyu.
Nie Xiaoyu said with a chattering voice: "I know that it can not only be used to apply to the face, it is not enough to have a smooth face, if there are enough cucumbers, I will apply it to my legs, waist, and body." ”
Hearing this, the three women's eyes lit up.
That's a great idea!
"Don't look at me like that, it's really not much, I'm only planting a little, I'm ......"
Chu Yun wanted to cry without tears, and in the end, he was fortunate to have planted half of the cucumber, and he tasted half of it, and all these three girls were defeated by him.
"There are sixty, twenty for each person, enough for a while. Nie Xiaoyu looked at the two girls with a smile, then turned her eyes to Chu Yun, her smile instantly converged, like a landlord's wife, crossed her waist: "You give me a variety of points, I will find you when I run out, if not, I will bite you to death!"
"Bing'er, if this thing can really be planted in large quantities and sold in your Chamber of Commerce, do you say those noble ladies in Daliang will bring you huge benefits?" Mrs. Cao looked at Chen Bing with a smile.
Chen Bing's eyes lit up violently, and then he looked at Chu Yun like a vampire.
"I've got to get some seeds out to dry, right?, or I'll run out of food soon......," Chu Yun regretted it so much, why couldn't he think about it, and pretend to be forced with cucumbers?
"The mirror is too big. Chen Bing looked at him with a smile.
Chu Yun understood that this was a profiteer who didn't forget the mirror while looking at the cucumber: "It can be made small, suitable for women to hold, and it can also be beautified, made into different shapes, and even put in the rouge box used by your women, which is convenient for makeup and touch-up, so that you can show your best side at all times and carry it with you." ”
"You're still somewhat useful. Chen Bing patted Chu Yun's shoulder with satisfaction, like a landlord's wife who oppressed slaves.
From this moment on, Mrs. Cao immediately changed her opinion of Chu Yun.
was never optimistic about loving him again, and even tried his best to match him and Chen Bing, and really looked at him as a son-in-law.
Night.
Chen Bing couldn't resist Mrs. Cao, so he was helplessly in the same room with Chu Yun.
It's all around with an eerie atmosphere.
Chen Bing was silent for a long time, but his face was so red that he could drip water.
Chu Yun was like a big man, lying on the huge bed, and patted the vacant seat next to him: "Come here, old husband and wife, what are you afraid of?"
It's used to it for him.
Accustomed to sleeping with Chen Bing.
But Chen Bing ......
"I didn't expect you to be such a frivolous person!" Chen Bing gritted his teeth and said: "Don't want to be lighter than me, although I, Chen Bing, am not a talented woman, but I will only worship a man with both ability and political integrity in this life, if you really want to pursue me, at least you need to have the true talent and learning of your cousin." ”
"He's got a real talent for. Chu Yun rolled his eyes, cucumbers can not only be eaten, not only can be applied to the face, but Wei Sheng popularized it to him, he was still a good student at that time, and listening to it is called a red-faced and red-eared person.
"You are not allowed to slander your cousin. ”
Chen Bing scolded: "I didn't expect you to say bad things about others behind your back, I ...... I don't want to talk to you anymore
。 ”
She doesn't know how to scold, and her good upbringing makes her say such things, which is already very angry.
"Bing'er, Bing'er......"
"Whew!"
Chu Yun was already asleep, and let out a gentle and even breathing sound: "I will definitely take you back, I will definitely ......"
"Disgusting!"
Chen Bingqi's lotus foot stomped lightly.
I fell asleep and thought about tricking her to run!
She didn't know that Chu Yun's sense of crisis was very serious, and she would only sleep peacefully if she was in the same room with her.
The next day, Chu Yun still had no intention of studying.
Chen Bing had no choice but to take him and Nie Xiaoyu back to Chen's house together.
Bidding farewell to Mrs. Cao, the carriage bumped all the way and suddenly came to a sharp stop.
"What's wrong?"
Nie Xiaoyu peeked out of the carriage and saw Li An, and a wave of disgust drifted between his eyebrows.
"Miss Chen, don't dare to come to the Fengyu Building tomorrow. Li An sneered.
Chen Bing showed his head, and at the same time revealed Chu Yun in the carriage.
Seeing Chu Yun and Chen Bing sitting in the same carriage and sitting next to Chen Bing, Li An was not comfortable!
This feeling of being robbed of a woman made his eyes show a fierce light: "Little white face, I will be waiting for you in the Wind and Rain Building tomorrow, if you don't dare to come, even if you hide to the ends of the earth, I will pull you out!"
"Got it. ”
Chu Yun waved his hand indifferently, this kind of child's provocative trick could no longer stimulate him.
"What kind of attitude do you have, how do you talk to my son-in-law?" one of the two people beside Li An pointed at Chu Yun and scolded angrily.
These two people seem to be inseparable from Ang Lee, one has a cultivation of ancient martial arts, which can be regarded as entering the threshold of a martial artist, and seems to be Ang Lee's bodyguard, while the other has no cultivation and looks like a literati.
It was a martial artist who spoke, but his little cultivation was not even cannon fodder in Chu Yun's eyes.
"Li Mang, you step aside, you are a martial arts master, don't scare Xiaobaimian, if you scare him away in advance, I won't have fun tomorrow. Li An saw that Chu Yun was silent, and thought that he was shocked by his own martial artist, and smiled even more yin and yang, full of pride.
"Erbi!"
Chu Yun shook his head helplessly.
"You...... You dare to scold me?!" Li An scolded angrily, and then said to the writer behind him: "Mr. Li Hua, I have been reading for a long time, but this is the first time I have heard of this word, dare to ask what is Erbi?"
The literati Li Hua shook his head and said apologetically: "I don't know if the son forgives the sin." ”
"No matter, this kid has a bad attitude when he speaks, this sentence must be ill-intentioned, I won't let him go!" Li An pointed at Chu Yun and said, "You come down for me!" openly scolding this son, if I don't teach you a lesson today, you don't know that this son is someone you can't afford to mess with!"
"It's terrible to be uneducated. ”
Chu Yun said lazily: "What is the pen?"
"Nature is for writing. Li An was stunned and said: "You don't want to get away with this!"
"The pen can be written, writing mountains and rivers, writing characters, writing poems and songs, the pen is a symbol of talent, is a symbol of how many catties and taels you have in your stomach, one pen just expresses that a person has the talent of ordinary people, and the second pen is to express that this person is a talent, with a talent that ordinary people cannot reach. Chu Yun said with a smile.
What?!
Ang Lee was ecstatic after hearing this!
I can't wait to tell everyone out loud that I'm Erbi!
I'm a two-stroke!!