I feel like I can't handle the crowded plot... There will be no more ( ́இ dish இ')...

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"The player who will play in the first round of this big competition is..."Elder He turned the stick, deliberately lengthened his tone, and then suddenly his face twitched, and he looked at Xia He.

Xia He: What's going on?

Xia is confused.

I don't know why, Xia He always has an ominous premonition.

And Lin Yiyi in the audience showed a smug smile, and the photo stone in his hand brought up another picture, which was when Xia He and Li Jialan came out of the flames.

As soon as this video gets out...

Wu Cheng, who was sitting in the back, didn't know where to take out a deck chair, lying on the chair with his back shell, flicking his legs, and the familiar action of flying shoes.

Alas, it's time to take a break again, and last night I had another day of work to put out the fire.

Why did you wipe Xia He's ass like an old mother?

Okay, okay, you're cute, you have the final say.

Wu Cheng said that he was an absolute face control.

Then there was an extra wine gourd in his hand and half a chicken leg leftover.

As for why half ...

You ask me, who do I ask?

Grunt...

"Xia He of the Yanyue Sect and the Fire Sect of the Flame Sect... Li Jialan (only a code name is used in the gate, there is no name, so it doesn't matter if you use your real name). ”

"Poof~!" Wu Cheng, who had just poured a sip of wine, was suddenly choked, squirted out a sip of wine, his face was red with choking, and he coughed violently twice.

what？

This lottery is a bit dramatic...

Elder He, are you sure you didn't mean it?

Elder He reluctantly read out the contents of the sign, he didn't think it was strange, but he was a little helpless because he exposed his hole cards for the first time.

As for that Yang Cen Xuan... This kid's painting style has gone crooked, so don't mention it.

woc...？

Who are you talking about?

Li Li Li ... Jialan?

Why can't this result be heavenly?

At this time, the little goblin in the system space was already happy to see Xia Hedang's embarrassment, and rolled around alone holding his stomach.

Li Jialan seemed a little surprised when she heard this result, looked at Xia He opposite, and smiled charmingly.

Xia He was beaten all over his body, and he couldn't beat the other party in his women's clothes... Not to mention now...

Although Li Jialan can't give full play to her strength, she has an upper limit.

At this time, a photo had spread from the circle of disciples, and the disciples who had seen it had strange faces and looked at Xia He gloatingly.

Here are melons to eat!

However, the eyes of the disciples looking at Xia He seemed to be getting more and more different...

In the past, disciples would make a handsome leap on the stage, and Xia He... The mental state is like a salted fish, and at the same time he walks on stage with the pace of a sassy bag.

emmmm... Some of you miss the white horse you used to have, and you don't seem to have a mount yet?

Whatever it is, find one for yourself next time.

It's really not okay to come to a donkey at worst.,People who are so sassy to me.,Donkey boy or something is standard.。

"Yo~The mental state of the disciples of your sect is not very good~?" Lu Yu saw that there was an opportunity to mock Elder He, so he naturally wouldn't let it go.

And Elder He recorded another account for Xia He in his heart, and when he got a piece, he would count it together!

"Then the disciples of your sect are not very good?" Compared with Xia He's salted fish appearance, Li Jialan dragged a heavy step into the ring.

That's right, Li Jialan is pretending, since seeing Xia He, Li Jialan feels that she has developed a bad taste for teasing Xiao Xia He, especially like to see him shy.

Contrast girls with shyness or something... Of course, boys are more attractive when they are shy~

And Li Jialan's actions made the disciples below think even more, and even the two twin girls from the Fire Sect showed surprised eyes.

They saw the two of them go out and have a long and sleepless conversation... How intense it must be to be like this...

"Now that you're all set, then... The first round of the big competition has officially begun!"

"This big competition is sponsored and broadcast by a certain street infatuation..." (I will occasionally skin it)

How can this be compared?

Xia He said that he could only bite the bullet.

"Is there anything else you two haven't prepared?" Elder He asked.

Xia He, who was already ready to deal with it a few times and then escaped, suddenly saw Li Jialan on the other side with a wicked smile at him.

Xia He, who felt that his right eyelid was jumping, subconsciously said that something bad was about to happen.

"I have something to say!" Li Jialan raised her hand and said.

The words fell, and Li Jialan ran to Xia He and hugged Xia He in her arms.

Disciples: "???".

Two Elders: "???".

woc... What are you two doing?

Xia He was a little confused by the change that called in, because of the height difference, Xia He realized the "facial cleanser" that only the protagonist of the love-themed anime can experience...

Woo woo woo ~ so soft ~ And with that... The feeling of suffocation...

That's why the royal sister is the most annoying! Labor and management are "Loli",It's also Lolita!

Labor and management are Lori or something, it must be your delusion!

No! No, labor and management are not lolicon!

"Xiao Xia He was really good last night~ I said what should I do if my legs are weak~" Li Jialan said with her lips close to Xia He's ear.

woc... Can you whisper such a shameful word!!

"I mean... Sister, what should I do if my legs are weak and I can't stand up?" Li Jialan's words made Xia He's face red, but... Last night it was definitely a normal match, wasn't it?

"Then I choose...... Throw in the towel!"

Xia He looked at Li Jialan, who had already jumped down, and only a note between his fingers was sent into his sleeve.

The disciples exploded in an instant with a bang, and Xia He only felt that he was going to be famous again....

Disciple A: "I have nothing to say at this moment, I can only express my mood at this moment with a!"

Disciple: "It's the first time since ancient times that such a powerful way to win has been." ”

Together with the photo that just came out, the thing at this moment has become Xia He conquering the other party in bed...

And in the eyes of the disciples, Xia He is still a girl in men's clothes...

This... Thinking about it carefully, it is really scary to think about, and I can only express my mood at this time with a sentence of awesome or terrifying.

Wu Cheng, who was sitting at the end, narrowed his eyes, took a closer look at somewhere under Xia He, and bit the chicken bone in his mouth with a clatter.

Elder He looked at Liu, who was gritting his teeth and crunching beside him, and looked at Wu Cheng behind him with a pleading look, and then in his gaze, Wu Cheng closed his eyes.

I knew it was going to be like this!

( ́இdish இ')

"Your sect's disciple's way of winning is really as shameless as yours, and it's even better. ”

I endure, I endure!

That Xia He is really shameless!

In Liu's eyes, his disciple was like his own child, so he naturally said it reluctantly, and then blamed Xia He.

Did this Xia He rise with three heads and six arms or what?

Thinking about it, Ryu looked Xia He up and down carefully, emmmm...

It's really good-looking!

I can't find fault with it.

Proper little fresh meat... I really want to say what to say...

Elder He quietly glanced to his side, noticed Liu's shining eyes, and couldn't help but hold his forehead.

Alas... This Xia He is definitely the most "evil" person in terms of charm.

It's okay to hook up with a man or a woman...

But Yi Xue couldn't sit still, and looked at Li Jialan with murderous intent, as if she was going to devour her.

This woman is the most annoying!

And the old one above, staring at the little master's gaze is also so evil!

Alas... What to do?

Thinking about it, Yi Xue looked at Xiaochan beside her, who didn't speak, and made up her mind.

The little master is so prodigal, he should be locked in a small dark room, with ropes, candles...

Candles and stuff are fake, fake!

Naturally, there is a need for lighting in the small black room~

"Hahaha..."Elder He smiled awkwardly and diverted the topic.

"In the first game, Yanyue Sect Xia He wins!" The words fell, and Elder He stretched out his hand to the sign.

The little goblin in the Xia He system space pouted with his little mouth, and he was very dissatisfied with this result, so he covered his head and thought about the next arrangement...

Elder He reached out to one of the sticks, and then under his gaze, the sticks... Ran away...

Oh, no, it's crooked to the other side.

Elder He: "???."

What the hell?

Elder He didn't believe in evil and stretched out his hand towards the skewer again, but it was crooked to the side again.

Hell, right?

Labor and management really don't believe in ghosts and gods!

I'm stretching, stretching!

I'm dodging, dodging, dodging!

The little goblin in the system space looked excited, as if he had found something interesting.

It's boring in the system space, doing bad things or something... It's interesting...

I took it!

Elder He casually pulled out another stick.

"The disciple who left the Fire Sect is... Qianbai!"

Hearing herself, Xiao Lori walked into the ring, and today's F Xiao Qianbai looks more energetic, probably because she was very satisfied last night.

As soon as she heard that the opponent was Qianbai, Xia He almost didn't laugh, a certain little Lori perfectly exposed her strongest weakness.

Xia He stretched out a finger, gestured a number "one", and then pointed to the audience. (Interpretation: A barrel of wine, you go down!)

When Qianbai saw Xia He, her movements instantly understood, Xiao Lori hesitated, and finally stretched out three fingers to Xia He. (Interpretation: emmmm... Three barrels, three barrels!)

Xia He nodded. (Interpretation: Deal!)

Then little Lori Qianbai said a word to admit defeat and happily got out of the ring.

The disciples and the two elders: "...".

For Xia He's sassy operation, they said they were immune.