Chapter 9: Middle-aged Taoist Priest
"Is there really a ghost in this world? ”
Looking at the white shadow in front of him that slowly floated towards him, Li Ergou was stunned.
According to Li Ergou's understanding of ghosts, ghosts may be a cloud of ethereal qi.
But the ghost in front of Li Ergou was different from the ghost he imagined.
The messy hair was draped over the sides of the head, and on the face that was so pale that there was no bloodshot that there was no trace of it, the long tongue hung in front of the mouth, almost touching the ground.
Looking at the appearance of the ghost in front of him, Li Ergou seriously suspected that the ghost in front of him was a long-tongued ghost who had hanged himself.
(I don't know how to write horror, I'll make it back when I think of it, and I'll omit a few words here)
The long-tongued ghost wandered around Li Ergou, and he kept changing his position, as if he was going to deliberately play tricks on Li Ergou.
Looking at the long-tongued ghost in front of him, even Li Ergou had a trace of fear in his heart.
And Erya was even more powerful, after glancing at the white shadow again.
Erya shouted directly, and she fainted again after waking up.
Seeing that Erya fainted, Li Ergou gently put her on the ground.
Standing in place, Li Ergou and the long-tongued ghost formed a confrontation situation.
The long-tongued ghost suspended in front of Li Ergou's eyes went up and down, and he was not like the ghost in the movie.
hurriedly launched an attack on Li Ergou, but still lingered around Li Ergou.
I don't know how much time has passed, but the long-tongued ghost who has been confronting Li Ergou finally lost his patience and floated towards Li Ergou.
Looking at the long-tongued ghost floating towards him, Li Ergou's heart was extremely nervous.
He held his breath, his eyes staring at the long-tongued ghost in front of him, not daring to be careless.
For Li Ergou, the long-tongued ghost in front of him was an enemy he had never encountered.
It was different from any previous battle in the Xuanzhan Continent, and fighting with ghosts was something that Li Ergou didn't even dare to think about.
Li Ergou's heart was pounding, and the long-tongued ghost in front of him was obviously very close to him.
But in Li Ergou's eyes, the distance between him and the long-tongued ghost seems to be as long as the eternal years.
At the same time, Li Ergou felt that although he and the long-tongued ghost had been separated by eternal years.
But the long-tongued ghost may appear in front of him in an instant.
A bloody face moved towards Li Ergou at an extremely fast speed, and then appeared silently behind Li Ergou.
Seeing that his prey was right in front of him, the long-tongued ghost who was clinging to Li Ergou slowly stretched out his slender hands.
grabbed Li Ergou's neck with bloodshot nails.
Feeling that his neck was suddenly cold, Li Ergou couldn't care about anything else.
One turned, followed by a kick into the long-tongued ghost's lower body.
As Li Ergou's famous stunt in the Xuanzhan Continent, he is good at life-saving kung fu and skills.
At the moment when the long-tongued ghost touched Li Ergou's neck, Li Ergou directly used his "egg kicking magic" with lightning speed
was kicked in the lower body by Li Ergou, and the long-tongued ghost almost jumped up in pain.
Forcibly enduring the pain in his lower body, the ghost with a long tongue was about to pinch Li Ergou's neck.
But he didn't wait for the long-tongued ghost to touch Li Ergou's neck.
Li Ergou's "Egg Kicking Skill" is once again unbiased in the middle of the lower body of the long-tongued ghost.
Feeling the heart-rending pain coming from his crotch, the long-tongued ghost standing in front of Li Ergou was stunned.
Isn't it all ghosts and abusing people on weekdays, why is he being taught a lesson now?
The incomprehension in his mind is like the pain under his crotch, infinitely magnified in the heart of the long-tongued ghost.
Holding his lower body that was about to be broken, the long-tongued ghost who dragged his long tongue couldn't help but gasp.
The long-tongued ghost wanted to get out of here, but Li Ergou was too heavy.
Even if he has aura to protect his body, his crotch is still in hot pain.
Looking at Li Ergou in front of him, the long-tongued ghost breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
Afraid that Li Ergou would explode again, he tightly protected his crotch with both hands.
But at this moment, a shovel suddenly appeared on the head of the long-tongued ghost.
Before the Tongue could react, the shovel slammed into the Tongue's head, knocking the Tongue to the ground.
Seeing that the long-tongued ghost was easily solved by himself, Li Ergou patted his hands and breathed a sigh of relief on his face.
He was about to shake the fainted Erya awake when suddenly a powerful aura appeared behind Li Ergou.
Before Li Ergou could turn around, a voice came into his ears.
"Are you still human, you don't even let go of ghosts. ”
A voice with resentment came from behind Li Ergou.
After hearing this voice, Li Ergou hurriedly turned around and looked at the person who made the voice.
I saw that the long-tongued ghost who had been knocked to the ground by his own shovel was slowly getting up from the ground.
Then he took off the hair draped over the sides of his head and the tongue hanging from his mouth, revealing a different appearance.
"How to say a bull-nosed old way. ”
Looking at it, the long-tongued ghost who had taken off his disguise had turned into a middle-aged Taoist priest in a very short period of time.
This made Li Ergou, who has always been uninterested in men, can't help but light up in his eyes.
"What a bull-nosed old road, poor road number four seas, people called four sea people. ”
Glaring at Li Ergou, the Taoist priest who claimed to be from the Four Seas didn't know where he conjured a whisk.
He took the dust, stood in front of Li Ergou, and saluted Li Ergou in a manner.
"Also from the four seas, long-tongued ghost, don't think that I don't know you if you change your clothes. ”
After listening to the words of the old Taoist Niubi, Li Ergou didn't say a word, and a shovel hit the middle-aged Taoist priest on the head.
"You still dare to pretend to be a ghost here, look at grandpa, I won't kill you today. ”
Glancing at the middle-aged Taoist priest in front of him again, Li Ergou didn't give him any respite.
Immediately afterwards, he used a shovel in front of him, and almost knocked the middle-aged Taoist priest unconscious again.
The middle-aged Taoist priest was given several shovels one after another, until a big bag bulged out on the middle-aged Taoist's head, and Li Ergou showed a smile that was not bullying.
In fact, as early as the moment when the long-tongued ghost rushed towards him, Li Ergou found some clues.
According to the old man, ghosts have no shadows, but at the moment when the long-tongued ghost rushes towards him.
Li Ergou clearly saw the shadow of the long-tongued ghost in the moonlight.
In addition, when he kicked under the crotch of the long-tongued ghost, sweat appeared on the forehead of the long-tongued ghost.
All these things told Li Ergou that the long-tongued ghost in front of him was pretended to be a human.
"I'm really a Taoist priest, I didn't lie to you, the ghost is pretending to be me. ”
After being beaten with a few shovels by Li Ergou in a row, the middle-aged Taoist priest felt that his lungs were about to be blown up.
But as soon as he thought that Li Ergou might give himself a few blows, the middle-aged Taoist priest could only suppress the anger in his heart and hurriedly explained.
"You say that you are a bull-nosed veteran, are you a bull-nosed veteran?"
"I think you're not honest with your long tongue, and you want to deliberately lie to me, so I don't fall for you. ”
Glancing at the middle-aged Taoist priest in front of him again, Li Ergou's face showed a cheap smile.
Before discovering that the middle-aged Taoist priest was pretending to be a long-tongued ghost, Li Ergou was indeed frightened by him.
This account has not been settled with the middle-aged Taoist priest, how could Li Ergou easily let go of the old Taoist of the bull nose.
Without waiting for the middle-aged Taoist priest to defend himself, the shovel in Li Ergou's hand hit the middle-aged Taoist priest's head a few times, and the middle-aged Taoist priest's head was directly beaten.
Touching the blood flowing from his forehead, the middle-aged Taoist priest couldn't wait to immediately dismantle Li Ergou.
If it weren't for the spell when he was chased and killed, his cultivation would be completely useless in a short period of time.
The middle-aged Taoist priest couldn't wait to walk up to Li Ergou immediately and give him a slap to make Li Ergou have a longer memory.
It's just that his cultivation hasn't recovered yet, and he has no mana, and he's no different from a normal person.
No matter how high the kung fu is, he is afraid of kitchen knives, not to mention that Li Ergou is still holding a shovel in his hand.
"Only when you endure hardship can you become a master, and only when you endure pain can you take revenge. ”
The people of the Four Seas secretly thought in their hearts, and the originally angry expression on their faces also returned to normal in an instant, and then they showed a charming smile.
"Poor Dao is really a Taoist priest, and pretending to be a ghost on the mountain is completely for cultivation. ”
Looking at Li Ergou with a shovel in his hand, the middle-aged Taoist priest gasped.
In a few words, he explained clearly the matter of pretending to be a ghost on the mountain.
The outside world is too lively, and you need a pure place to cultivate by yourself.
For the inheritance of the ancestors, in order to save the world from fire and water.
He is pretending to be a ghost here, in order to break through the bottleneck himself, ascend as soon as possible, kill demons, and help the world.
In the end, tears actually flowed from the eyes of the middle-aged Taoist priest.
He swore to heaven that if he had half a lie, he would thunder five times in the sky.
Listening to the words of the middle-aged Taoist priest, Li Ergou was stunned.
If it weren't for a thunderclap that appeared out of thin air, Li Ergou would have almost believed the words of the middle-aged Taoist priest.
Looking at the middle-aged Taoist priest standing in front of him, Li Ergou gave him two punches without hesitation.
Compared with the previous "Egg Kicking Divine Skill", Li Ergou's two punches were sandwiched with a few spiritual energy in his body.
After two punches, the middle-aged Taoist priest's nose was directly crooked by Li Ergou, and the nosebleed flowed out even more.
"You also know how to cultivate. ”
Sensing the aura mixed in Li Ergou's fist, the middle-aged Taoist priest didn't care about finding a way to stop his constant nosebleeds, and asked directly.
"Know a little, what's wrong. ”
After listening to the words of the middle-aged Taoist priest, Li Ergou nodded.
He didn't have any rebuttal and directly admitted the fact that he could cultivate.
Seeing Li Ergou nodding, the middle-aged Taoist priest wiped his nosebleed with his hand, and a smile gradually appeared on his face.
Looking at Li Ergou, the middle-aged Taoist priest's eyes lit up, and a perfect plan suddenly appeared in his mind.