Volume 1: Don't Use the Hidden Dragon Chapter 2 White Swan or Water Cabbage
Li Chunwang was also so angry, if it weren't for the fact that there were many people on the other side, he would have done it immediately, first beating him all over the ground to find his teeth and then talking.
Li Chunwang's hand holding the hammer tightened, and at the same time shook it lightly a few times, so that the other party could see clearly that there was a guy in the master's hand, and he was not stunned.
Then, he said in a deep voice: "In these years, although you have money to pretend to be an uncle, but in front of the master for no reason, if you don't say that you are ugly, then we can only see the truth under our hands." ”
After speaking, he moved half a step under his feet, stood still half sideways, and pinched the hammer in his hand hard, pushing out half a foot. Put on a posture that you will do it if you don't agree with each other.
The middle-aged man was happy, laughed, and said, "Ge Laozi, there is a bit of blood, don't cowardice." Hahahaha!"
Li Chunwang didn't care where he was talking to himself, but squinted his eyes and looked at him, if this guy was forced to talk again, he could consider capturing the thief and capturing the king first. Can't beat a group, with a hammer in his hand, can't he do one?
After laughing, the middle-aged man did not continue to talk nonsense, but said seriously: "You are my long-lost son, and now I find you, I want to invite you to go home and return to your relatives, and in the future, you will no longer be an orphan." ”
Seeing that Li Chunwang was unmoved, looking at him with the expression of a fool, the middle-aged man couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, but he still endured this breath, thought about it and said: "You have three moles on your body, one on the middle finger of your right hand, one on the ass, and one ......."
Speaking of this, the middle-aged man paused, raised his hand and pointed to his crotch, and said, "On that big gun of yours." ”
This time it was Li Chunwang's turn to twitch the corners of his mouth, but the middle-aged man was very calm, and his old demeanor seemed to be saying: "Stinky boy, fight with Lao Tzu, you are still a little tender." Lao Tzu is your Lao Tzu. ”
To the surprise of the middle-aged people, Li Chunwang, that is, the thimble, his son, was only stunned for three seconds, and then turned around and went back to the store. Put down the hammer, take out a broom, and start cleaning the ground in front of the door, which is a must-do job every day.
directly put the middle-aged man aside, making the middle-aged man stunned, what does this mean?
The middle-aged man was puzzled and asked, "Thimble, what do you mean?
Li Chunwang didn't even look at him, and said casually: "I'm not free today, I'll be early tomorrow." ”
Belch...... The middle-aged man was stunned for a while, pursed his lips, put on a smile, and said without dragging his feet: "Cheng." He turned around and returned to the car, took a group of bodyguards, and walked away very freely.
Looking at the distant convoy, Li Chunwang stopped and stood, not knowing what he was thinking.
At this time, Li Chunwang came to his side at some point, and said lightly in her standard tone with a light tone: "Who is that?"
Li Chunwang glanced back at her, waved his hand, and said angrily: "A neurotic." ”
The white swan frowned, and asked with some concern, "Won't it be my father's previous creditor again?"
"No, it's just a neurotic who lost a child. Li Chunwang's expression was natural, as if that person had nothing to do with him.
The white swan felt a lot more relieved when he heard him say this, and then turned around and walked towards the house, saying as he walked, "Eat." ”
Li Chunwang closed the roller shutter door, came to the second floor, and went into the kitchen to wash his hands. I saw two dishes and one soup on the table. A corn rib soup, a fried fungus, and a coriander salad.
It is an old-fashioned townhouse facing the street, with only four floors, and a small courtyard at the back, the first floor is used for shops, the second floor is used for living rooms and kitchens, the third floor is divided into two rooms, and the fourth floor is half covered as guest rooms and the other half is a rooftop.
After all, the white swan is arrogant, and cooking is a rare thing, depending on the mood. Most of the time, Comrade Li Chunwang ate fast food outside. Today, it is rare for the white swan to cook again, and he also mixed a coriander that she never eats but Li Chunwang loves, how can he not have an appetite.
Although the meals are simple, for Li Chunwang, who is tired of eating fast food, it can be regarded as a rare treat for his stomach.
A bowl of soup was filled with each person on the table, and the chopsticks had been arranged, Li Chunwang picked up the bowl without caring about the image, poured a mouthful, smashed it, and said: "Yes, the pork rib soup of water cabbage is getting more and more flavorful." ”
The white swan gave him a roll of the eyes, this guy always calls himself "water cabbage", and he doesn't change it when he kills him, although he is used to it, but he is very angry when he listens to it today, and he doesn't know why.
Although she is angry, she only shows it on her face, but she doesn't say anything in her mouth, as always, she doesn't bother to pay attention to you.
Li Chunwang took another chopstick of coriander, and said: "Tut-tut, this coriander is mixed in, and the chili pepper is also put in, say, if there is anything to ask me, for the sake of your dedication, I will reluctantly agree." ”
Originally, Li Chunwang said that he was going to leave in the afternoon, which stimulated her, and the white swan felt the need to keep this guy and was ready to give him a salary increase, but when he said this, the white swan got angry and blurted out: "If you like to eat or not, don't eat and get out." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the white swan was shocked, he actually sweared, what happened?
When I looked up, the guy was like a good person, he took a mouthful of fungus and stuffed it into his mouth, seemed to be very satisfied with the taste, and sighed: "Alas, it would be nice to have a bottle of wine." ”
I'm angry, a wage increase? impossible. Hum!
Today, Li Chunwang has a very good appetite, three bowls of rice, and sweeps all the food in the pot and on the plate. The white swan, which had long since finished eating, was already sitting on the couch watching TV. Li Chunwang threw the dishes and chopsticks into the kitchen, didn't wash them, and went up to the third floor to take a shower.
Originally, Li Chunwang lived on the fourth floor, but only the third floor had a bathroom, so the bathroom could only be shared.
took off his strips, threw his clothes into the washing machine, and then stopped caring about it, naturally someone went to wash it, which is a rare benefit, and he has been enjoying it for half a year.
As soon as the water opened, the bead-like water droplets gushed down from the shower, watering Li Chunwang's head, and most of the fatigue of the day seemed to be gone.
Humming an unknown song, putting on shampoo and shower gel, you may twist your ass and shake a big gun when you are in the mood.
wiped off the water stains on his body, came to the big mirror outside, looked at his relatively sturdy body, evoked an evil smile, and secretly praised himself: "You are so handsome." "Actually, that's it.
Originally, he could have dressed now, but today Li Chunwang turned his back to the mirror, turned his head, and it took a lot of effort to see a small black mole on the tail vertebrae, which was still the kind of small mole that could not be seen at all if he didn't pay attention.
Then, he turned around again, grabbed the big gun in front of the mirror, shook it, and then looked at another small mole on it, and scolded: "Tell me honestly, when did you leak my secrets, hurry up and recruit from the truth, if you don't say it, you will be punished for not eating meat for three years." ”
After thinking about it, he felt that three years was a bit long, and said: "Three years is too long, three months, and you will be punished for not eating meat for three months." ”
"To say it or not to say it, not to say it, count yourself ......ruthless" Li Chunwang took a shower frantically, changed into clean clothes, hummed a little song and went downstairs.
After passing by the second floor, I saw Gu Hanyan holding a pillow and sitting on the sofa watching TV, I wanted to laugh a few words, but seeing that she was engaged, I forgot it.
As soon as he arrived at the staircase, the white swan took the initiative to speak and asked, "Why are you going at night?"
Li Chunwang pursed his mouth and said, "You're not my wife, do you care?"
"Die!" Then a pillow flew over, and Li Chunwang reached out to catch it.
I wanted to leave silently, but I didn't think that you would take the initiative to provoke me, Li Chunwang was serious, from top to bottom, from front to back, and then said critically: "Water cabbage, today's clothes are good, very figure, should be prominent, should be prominent, should be warped, well, raise my neck and I can call you a white swan." ”
"Ahh
But Li Chunwang had already practiced the real kung fu of receiving the white blade empty-handed, and as soon as he grabbed it, he copied the enemy's blade in his hand, so chic.
But what followed was a look that was enough to kill the gods and Buddhas of the heavens, Li Chunwang dared to fight again, quickly put down the loot in his hand, and fled.
Leaving the puffing water cabbage standing there with his hands crossed on his hips, empty of anger and nowhere to vent. In a fit of rage, he threw another pillow out of the air.
The rolling shutter door downstairs was pulled up and fell, and Li Chunwang stood at the door, and on the right hand side was the lottery shop, which carried the dreams of many people at the bottom.
Li Chunwang is no exception, he would spend 20 yuan for each issue to buy a ticket ten times the amount of a bet. The numbers are fixed and hope is slim, but if there is a beautiful little widow selling tickets, that is another story.
Comrade Li Chunwang was very arrogant, threw out 500 yuan at once, and said: "In the future, I will fight my master every day, and I will come to redeem the prize every day." ”
The widow who sold the ticket blossomed, and accepted it obediently, it was impossible to play the ticket, if one two three four five six seven could also win, then it would be really hell.
But there are more hellish things in the world, and people don't drink cold water and stuff their teeth. This guy won, three thousand yuan is double, ten times is 30,000 yuan.
Comrade Li Chunwang happily came to the lottery shop to claim the prize, but the little widow told him that he had forgotten to play. Comrade Thimble was so angry that he almost smashed the broken place that broke his heart.
In the end, Comrade Li Chunwang felt that something was strange and asked her to take out the previous ticket, but as a result, the little widow could only bow her head and admit her mistake. How can this work, my brother's money is so easy to take?
In this way, after coming and going, the little widow became his concubine, and it was good that the days finally had meat, no longer so monotonous and boring, and he was always a vegetarian every day.
After half a year of good days, the little widow met a rich man, and the two eyebrows fraternized, and the little widow turned into a phoenix and flew away.
Comrade Li Chunwang has started to eat vegetarian food every day again, do you think he is sad? That's not true, the relationship between the two is just those two words, "concubine", each taking what he needs, but there are still regrets, after all, 30,000 yuan is worth his salary for one year. That's it, you have to have two hundred yuan at a time, and you can't change people, the thief is expensive.
Since then, the lottery shop has never set foot in a step.
Dayu controlled the water three times and did not enter, Li Chunwang was sad that N passed the door of the store and did not enter, and turned a corner and went to the night market not far away.
Now that summer is coming, the weather has begun to be hot, and the big girls and little daughters-in-law are very delicate, and it is easy not to go out until night. Therefore, whether you want to admire the long legs of the white flowers, or the black and white silk, the roundness or straightness of the back tail, or explore the gap between the two mountains, the night market is a good choice.
There are no high-end and expensive specialty stores, no waiters who are above the top, no one looks down on you because you have to bargain for three or five yuan, everyone here is alive, and they are all ordinary people living at the bottom of society.
There are not so many rich uncles here, and the waiters don't have to be low-minded, for fear of offending anyone. There are no rich second and third generations who come here to pretend to be 13 slaps in the face.
It's the breath of the world. No one is on top of anyone, no one looks down on anyone. There are no expensive and cheap, some are shouted by the shopkeepers, a small amount of stealing catties from the hawkers, some are cheap and bargaining, and some are crowded.
Li Chunwang went with the flow of people, today he has no interest in looking for those white flowers, he just wants to go to the middle of the street to weigh some cold dishes, and then go to the end of the street to get a pound of Huagu wine, go back and buy a bag of peanuts, and go to the old man Zhao next door to brag and pass the hot night.
Suddenly, a sensitive word came into my ears - "thimble". He looked for a voice, and it was a small stall on the ground, and a gray-bearded uncle was sitting on a small bench, his mouth like a river. In front of him was a dusty rag piled with ancient coins and some knick-knacks.
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