Chapter 334: RM's My XXXX Death
Life is like that, since you can't resist, lie down and enjoy it, at least you can be less injured, Xiaofeng attaches great importance to the results of the consultation, and finally became a second-generation plus star If you commit suicide and end your life early, it will be too much of a loss, and it is said that this issue of RM will invite a lot of guests, Xiaofeng also hopes to have some female idol to raise her eyes and adjust her mood, and it is very simple for men to be in a good mood, it is nothing more than money and beauty, and for foodies, food may be added.
Xiaofeng didn't have the mood to make breakfast by himself when he got up early in the morning, so he went out for a run and brought back some food casually to deal with it.
Xiaofeng's trip to the filming location is to rub Liu Zaishi's car, in fact, it can't be regarded as rubbing, Liu Zaishi, as the company's biggest boss, can also make sense to give employees some benefits, as for Liu Zaishi complaining that Xiaofeng went to knock on the door at half past 5 Xiaofeng didn't care at all, if he hadn't taken the initiative to be an alarm clock, it was estimated that Liu Zaishi would have gone to shoot without eating his face or washing his face, you must know that Liu Zaishi did a lot of these things.
In Liu Zaishi's complaint, the two arrived at the filming location, Liu Zaishi and Xiaofeng didn't know what was going to be filmed in this issue, the only thing they knew was that they would invite guests in this issue, and Zhao Xiaozhen called Xiaofeng back for this reason.
Ten minutes later, others also expired one after another, but it was already more than 6:50 and the RM was still a guest and did not see the shadow, Xiaofeng was very suspicious that he had been deceived again.
"Good morning, everyone. Zhao Xiaozhen greeted everyone with a smile on his face, and he was in a good mood, but Zhao Xiaozhen was in a good mood, and the RM people were not in a good mood, to be honest, when Zhao Xiaozhen was in a good mood, it was basically the production team that gave the RM some problems, and even Xiaofeng doubted whether this issue was a special feature for female funny artists, you must know that the production team did not do this kind of thing.
"Relax, everybody, the theme of this issue is behind you. Zhao Xiaozhen smiled very sinisterly, the RM people are used to this situation, just see the move.
"My xxxx relatives died. After seeing the banner behind him, Liu Zaishi, who was the main MC, read aloud, and was very curious about the words on the cloth, of course, no one wanted to open the cloth to see what those words were. It's not that everyone is not curious, but after a few times of stuffy losses, everyone is afraid.
"When you see the title, you should understand who the guests of this issue are, the guests invited by this issue are all your friends, as for the friends in that area, I won't say it first, let's guess the guests in the first game session today, we will let you look at a part of the guests, guess who the guests are and say who the guests are, friends can take an air-conditioned car, and those who don't answer can only sit in a car without air conditioning. As soon as Zhao Xiaozhen's words were finished, a pair of eyes appeared on the projection wall, a pair of eyes that were very distinctive and unforgettable.
"Before answering the question, I want to remind you that there are a total of 6 seats in the air-conditioned car, and when the quota is full, the others will automatically be certified as a non-air-conditioned car, so you have to rush to answer. People who answer the wrong questions automatically take a non-air-conditioned bus with their friends, so you should also be cautious in answering the questions, it will not be good if you infect your friends. Cho Hyo-jin showed a demonic smile, this pit is dug big enough, and it can not only cause conflicts between the two teams of people in the air-conditioned car and the non-air-conditioned car, but also between RM and the guests.
"Aha, there are 6 seats, so isn't it only one of us who can't ride in an air-conditioned car?" Gary said happily with a snap of his fingers, and it was great that only one person suffered. No matter how you look at him, Gary won't be the last one.
"Brother Gary, have you forgotten that there are still guests. Xiaofeng felt that the direct result of his failure to participate in the filming of the two episodes was that the IQ of the RMs had decreased significantly, and he admitted that he was guilty.
"Aha, I forgot that I still have relatives. Gary laughed awkwardly.
"PD. Isn't it that we can't guess who the guest is, and the guest will leave? Liu Zaishi glanced at it and asked Zhao Xiaozhen.
"It's a pity, whether you guessed it right or not, the guests are going to come out, are you sure you want to give up this opportunity to answer the question?" Zhao Xiaozhen saw that everyone was not very enthusiastic, and hurriedly added.
"Ahh You come out. Liu Zaishi shouted helplessly, although he didn't want to see this brother, but the PD said so, he still tried to answer correctly, and he was more practical in the air-conditioned car.
"Ahh I'm your brother, do you want to rebel?You know that you, Liu Zaishi, are you going to give me food after my fart, is that how you treat your benefactor and brother?"
"Liu Zaishi, you answered correctly, who is the guest, may I ask who the guest is. Zhao Xiaozhen saw that the two of them were together like fighting cocks again, and shook his head helplessly, isn't this RM unpicked?
"I hate to admit it, but I have to say that this man who is extremely ugly and has a very bad personality is my friend. Yoo Jae-seok looked heartbroken and ashamed to see people, as if it was a shame to admit that Daddy Park was his friend.
"Wrong, Liu Zaishi lost the qualification to answer the question, non-air-conditioned car certification. Cho Hyo-jin announced loudly, while Park Myung-so squinted his eyes and showed his trademark gum smile, he was very happy to be able to pit Yoo Jae-seok once.
"In Seok, I don't know you alone, I think I know a lot of people who are the most popular MC in 2017, the MC with the highest annual income in 2016, and the best MC Park Myung-so in 2018. Park Myung-so said those self-styled titles again, Park Superstar is not in vain.
Liu Zaishi was the first to be out, everyone was very happy, no matter what, it was one less competitor, and everyone habitually despised Liu Zaishi and said that they would give Liu Zaishi's friend some wax.
The second guest's exposed part is still the eyes, a pair of Korean eyes with Korean characteristics make everyone a little confused, this kind of eyes is too much in South Korea, since you are not as distinctive as Park Myung-so, don't learn from others, how do you let everyone guess.
"Doesn't anyone want to try it?" Zhao Xiaozhen asked after a long time of coldness, and everyone rolled their eyes and said that if they asked more, they would eliminate who would dare to take the risk of guessing.
"Since no one answered, let's ask the second guest to come out on his own. Zhao Xiaozhen said in a slightly sad tone.
"Ahh The voice of a middle-aged and elderly man came out, and the coquettish taste made everyone present tremble in unison.
"Brother Zhong Xin. Is that you?" Such an iconic voice, Liu Zaishi can't hear it anymore, there is a ghost.
"Zaishi, why didn't you guess it was me just now? I was invited as your friend this time, and you disappointed me so much. "Aunt Yin is starting to be coquettish again.
"Brother Zhong Xin, I don't want to either, but I can't guess if I'm eliminated. Although I kept complaining in my heart that you took off your glasses and only showed your glasses, who could see it, but verbally Liu Zaishi didn't dare to say that, after all, he and his deceased Yin Zhongxin were going to take a non-air-conditioned car for a while.
Hearing Yoo Jae-seok say this, Yoon Jong-shin walked out and stood next to Park Myung-so, Uncle Yoon didn't pay attention to the others, except waved his hand to Kim Jong-kook.
"Guangzhu, why do I have a very bad premonition when I see the first two guests?" Although Xiaofeng called the name of Guangzhu, her voice was so loud that the whole audience could hear it.
"Feng En, what do you mean by that?" asked Guangzhu, a little confused.
"Look at these two brothers. Don't you have any ideas?" Xiaofeng began to induce Li Guangzhu, this kind of hateful up-and-coming bird should let others come.
"Well, I'm old and a little ....... Li Guangzhu really went up, and only halfway through saying did he remember that he was not whispering, and the faces of the two old-timer brothers were already a little dark.
"Two seniors, I'm really sorry, Luo Fengen forced me to do this, and I can't help it. "Guangzhu is very familiar and very single. After the big salute, he began to accuse Xiaofeng, but Xiaofeng's inducement turned into coercion in his mouth.
"Ahh We've always been aiming to surpass Yoo Jae-seok. Park Myung-so said very emotionally, of course, if there was no saliva that squirted out from time to time, Xiaofeng would feel better, and Yoon Jong-shin and Xiaofeng didn't know each other very well, so they didn't pick up this stalk.
After the vignette, I began to guess the next guest, this guest was even more unreliable, and everyone looked at the things displayed on the screen for a long time before they found out that it was hair. As for what part of the crowd is not very clear.
Seeing that the third guest was about to come out by himself, Kim Jong Kook suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Taehyun, isn't it you?"
"Kim Jong Kook, warn once. This kind of temptation is not permitted. Kim Jong Kook's foul behavior Zhao Hyo-jin hurriedly stopped it, but what he didn't expect was that it was his stop that gave Kim Jong Kook confidence.
"Cha Tae-hyun, my friend, come out. Kim Jong Kook shouted, and Cha Tae-hyun walked out with a smile on his face.
"Kim Jong Kook, Cha Tae-hyun air-conditioned car certification. Cho Hyo-jin announced depressedly, he was a little impulsive just now, he wanted all these people to go to the car without air conditioning, and the guests he was looking for this time were basically friends of several people in RM, such as Park Myung-so and Yoo Jae-seok, Haha, and Kim Jong Kook are all friends.
"Taehyun, why are you showing your hair, if I hadn't met you yesterday, I really wouldn't have guessed. Kim Jong Kook said with a little complaint.
"Zhong Guo, you can't ignore the hearts of good people, it's easy to guess when I show my forehead, but can you guarantee that you can be the first to guess? You are a fitness maniac with a head full of muscles, even if you can guess first, you will know that I am your friend, you must know that I know a lot of people at the scene, I think so hard for your sake and you still complain about me." Cha Tae-hyun kept counting Kim Jong Kook like a resentful woman, in fact, what Cha Tae-hyun said was very reasonable, if there was no difficulty and no characteristics, he really couldn't pass this level.
Kim Jong Kook's success has stimulated others to a certain extent, knowing that the air-conditioned car has only 6 seats in total, and now there are only 4 left after removing two.
"Chishi Town!" As soon as the exposed part of the fourth guest came out, he couldn't wait to answer, who doesn't know who you are when the king's nose comes out.
"Who's friend. Zhao Xiaozhen nodded and asked with a smile.
This can make the person who thinks he is the smartest in RM haha, he just saw it and didn't think about it and rushed to answer, this is a habit he developed before, but now he thought of Chi Shi Zhen who said that it was anyone's friend, haha looked at Ji Shi Zhen who came out from behind the screen in embarrassment, hoping that this big brother would give him some hints.
Chi Shi Zhen has a very good life after quitting RM, there were several talk shows to ask him to be an MC before he quit, and after quitting RM, his income has not decreased but increased a lot, and the most important thing is that he is not so tired of outdoor shows, and now Chi Shi Town's small life is very nourishing.
"My friend. Haha saw that Ji Shizhen looked at himself and nodded after receiving his eyes, haha replied a little uncertainly.
"Wrong, haha and his friend were certified to ride in a non-aired car. Zhao Xiaozhen announced, haha's eyes widened in disbelief.
"Hey, Brother Shizhen, why did you do this?" haha angrily began to perform hat wrestling, this time haha's hairstyle is still strange, Moxican is really not suitable haha.
"You and I are not in the same group, why should I help you?" Chi Shizhen replied very coldly, haha asked the sky speechlessly
The fifth guest did not show the part but sang a short song, and as soon as the song came out, a smile appeared on Gary's face: "Zheng Ren, my friend, you know, my dear." Gary is a rapper, he's so familiar with the voice, Jung in is the third member of leessang, and she's collaborated on a couple of albums with Gary.
"Gary Zheng Ren air-conditioned car ride certification. Zhao Xiaozhen announced, Gary dared to bet on him and he didn't expect it.
This time, the rest of the people were a little anxious, and now there was only one place left, but they didn't expect the precious place to be taken up by the stupid Gary.
The people who didn't answer the question were Song Ji-hyo, Xiaofeng and Lee Kwang-joo, and there were only two guests left, and the three of them would be forced to sit in a car without air conditioning if they didn't even have a chance to answer the question.
So when the sixth guest appeared, the remaining three were nervous, you must know that it is already late May, the weather is already very hot, and the feeling of not having an air-conditioned car is unimaginable, if you have to describe it, the steamer is more appropriate, and sadly it seems that the sun is very strong today and there is no wind.
The exposed part of the sixth guest is also the eyes, compared to the eyes of the two big brothers, the eyes are much more beautiful, Xiaofeng looked carefully and carefully and found that he did not match the number of people he knew, he can only count on Guangzhu and Song Zhixiao now I don't know or guess wrong. (To be continued......)