Chapter 18: Packages on the Crematorium
Lao Huang said that you can try to get married,
Between me and the nine sisters, after all, it is a kind of kidnapping marriage,
Or try it and choose the most suitable marriage,
lest both men and women be uncomfortable after marriage.
I said, "Yes, this Lao Huang also said it." But don't beat me up, I haven't even been with a single object!"
Wang Mingzhu angrily smashed the water cup directly,
As soon as I dodged, the teacup fell to the ground.
"Come and help me downstairs!" Wang Mingzhu snorted and beckoned to me.
Her face grew redder and her breathing became shorter and shorter,
It seems to be a relationship with corpse oil powder.
As I walked over, I threatened with my mobile phone: "Wang Mingzhu, I warn you, if you dare to beat me again, I will call the police and sue you for domestic violence!
Wang Mingzhu glared at me angrily and said, "Zhang Erpi, you don't need to mess with me, see how the old lady cleans you up!"
I smiled and said, "It doesn't matter how you clean me up, since you agree to try marriage with me, don't you change your name to call me husband?"
Wang Mingzhu took a deep breath and suppressed the anger,
said coldly: "I'm sorry, I can't call it, why don't you give me a stage of adaptation!"
I said, "Okay, in fact, let me call you my wife immediately, but I can't call it, after all, there is no emotional foundation!"
Wang Mingzhu commanded and said, "Don't be poor, help me downstairs." ”
As soon as I helped Wang Mingzhu, I found that her body was so hot,
and soft like noodles,
When she arrived at the company, she changed into a uniform and put on high heels.
I'll go, this head is almost 1.8 meters!
There is a way to be a little daughter-in-law, a big wife,
It's really wonderful in its own way.
I just held Wang Mingzhu's arm,
can't hold it at all,
So he put her arm around my neck,
Then hook her waist,
If she doesn't hook her shoulders like this, she can't walk at all.
Walk to the security room,
The security guard saw me and Wang Mingzhu hugging each other.
I was so scared that my eyes almost didn't fall out!
I stepped forward to untie him and said, "I'll tell you, I'm her husband, you don't believe it, this time I'll write it!"
The security guard was stunned for a moment, and his head was blank as if he had short-circuited.
Unbelievable, Chong Wang Mingzhu asked, "Mr. Wang, is he really your husband?!"
Wang Mingzhu nodded helplessly and said, "Yes, when I see him in the future, my name is Mr. Zhang." ”
I smiled in my heart: Hey, Mr. Zhang, I like this title!
When the security guard heard this, he knelt down in fright.
Crying and begging me: "Mr. Zhang, I really don't know, can you quit me, I have an eighty-year-old mother and a ...... below."
I interrupted him and said, "Get up, did I say I'm going to quit you?" You did a good job, after all, you should be rewarded for helping me get back so many impersonators, and I will go to the accountant tomorrow to receive a thousand yuan bonus." ”
Wang Mingzhu pinched a purple bump on my waist hard.
"Thank you, Mr. Zhang, Mr. Zhang's longevity is boundless, Mr. Zhang walks slowly. The security guard thanked me and opened the door for me.
When Wang Mingzhu left, he didn't forget to tell the security guards,
Tell him not to tell Dahao that he saw me.
I helped Wang Mingzhu to her Lamborghini.
Wang Mingzhu reluctantly drove the car to the Linjiang villa.
I'll go, this Wang Mingzhu is much richer than Shen Xiaocen,
The villa is built near the river, and the feng shui bureau with jade belt wrapped around the waist is difficult to make a fortune.
As soon as I entered the door, Wang Mingzhu began to suppress me,
I want to completely destroy my self-esteem,
When I changed my shoes, she even asked me to put shoe covers on my feet.
I'm afraid I'll stain her slippers,
said that she had a habit of cleanliness and couldn't stand the slightest smell or something.
I kicked my slippers aside and said, "I never wear slippers, I like to be barefoot!"
She knew what I meant,
The barefoot are not afraid to wear shoes.
Then she said that she invited me to drink, and took me to her tavern.
Introduce me to a variety of wines, the Royal Salute, Louis XIII, Margaux, Lafite......
Then he asked very well: "Zhang Erpi, I haven't drunk any of these wines, do you want to taste them?"
I said, "Wang Mingzhu, if you want to drink with me, go to the supermarket and buy two bottles of Erguotou, let's blow at each other, if you drink these wines, you can drink them yourself." I tell you, no matter who I marry your sisters, I will not eat this soft rice, as for caring about your assets, I hope to have children in the future, so that children can inherit more. ”
Wang Mingzhu was stunned for a moment, and muttered: "Cut, it's really a stone in the pit, it's smelly and hard!"
Then he drank himself and went away.
Master Qiao once told me,
The corpse oil is wine, and the trumpet blows for a night.
It's just sticky corpse oil powder, and you can't drink alcohol for three days,
If you drink it, you're in sin!
Wang Mingzhu drank a glass of Lafite, and it was hot.
Got into the bathroom and started showering.
I faintly heard the sound of wheezing,
I thought I was having auditory hallucinations.
Wang Mingzhu suddenly greeted me inside: "Zhang Erpi, since we are husband and wife now, you come in and help me rub my back." ”
I was confused.
What's the situation, is she going to regulate me again?
I'm not sure if her deeds can dissolve the corpse oil powder,
If you can, it's to condition me,
If not, then she really needs my help.
I don't know whether to enter or not to enter,
Suddenly the phone rang, it was Lao Huang calling,
Let me go to the unit immediately, there is something important for me to do.
It's the middle of the night, what's the matter that can't be tomorrow?!
This Wang Mingzhu needs me,
Even if she wants to regulate me, I can't ignore it,
What if I am really needed!
As soon as I went out, I saw Shen Xiaocen's Land Rover parked at the door,
It turned out that she had already followed.
got into the car and asked Shen Xiaocen if he knew anything important about Lao Huang looking for me,
Shen Xiaocen said that Lao Huang did not inform her at all.
I want to finish the affairs of the unit as soon as possible, so that I can take care of Wang Mingzhu.
Just urge Shen Xiaocen to hurry up,
When I arrived at the door of the funeral home, I immediately felt that the atmosphere was wrong.
As if under martial law,
From the gate, there were some strange men in black guarding it.
I showed my work card and passed all the way.
From the gate to the incineration room,
There can be dozens of strange men in black standing guard along the way.
Oddly enough,
When I arrived at the incineration room, I saw only three people.
One is Curator Huang,
There are also two strange men in black, one old and one young.
Shen Xiaocen whispered in my ear: "Be careful, these people are a little wrong!"
The old man was in his sixties, thin and tall, and his body was as tall as a pine,
The eyes are gloomy, with their own majesty.
The few were about my age, with pale faces and gloomy eyes.
All three of them stood in front of the ninth furnace,
Looking at a white cloth package placed on a conveyor belt.
Make such a big formation, just for such a package!
What's inside this package?
Curator Huang coughed lightly twice,
Then he whispered to me in a dry voice: "Erpi, don't ask anything, burn this package immediately, only you can open the No. 9 furnace, and there will be a heavy reward after the end!"
The two men in black neither looked at me nor spoke to me.
Eyes staring at the white cloth package without blinking,
You have to see the package cremated.
I'm strange, this package doesn't look very humanoid,
This incinerator is designed to refine people.
Except for people, other things must not be put into the furnace, this is a big taboo!
I took a closer look at the package,
It should be wrapped in several layers, with white cloth on the outside and yellow cloth on the inside,
There seems to be a charm pressed on the yellow cloth.
When I was looking at it, black blood seeped from the bottom of the package.
The eyes are flowered, as if the package has moved!
I chuckled in my heart,
It doesn't matter if it's human or not, but you can't put a living thing in the furnace!
They put the package on the conveyor belt with their own hands,
I just don't want me to see it, and I don't want to touch it,
Just let me turn on the furnace and melt the wrapping.
I don't know where these people come from.
But it's certainly not small,
Curator Huang in front of these two men in black,
It is also submissive, forbidden like a cicada.
In this situation, I can't help but feel a little bit of a godless master,
Not afraid at all, that's bragging.
Master Qiao told me, don't refine a living creature that is still panting,
If it is light, it will be ruined, and if it is heavy, it will be calamitized!
That's when my phone rang,
After connecting, Wang Mingzhu's voice came: "Zhang Erpi, you bastard, sister is waiting for you to rub your back, where have you been, hurry up and get back to me!"
I'll go, it seems that Wang Mingzhu really needs me!
Director Huang urged anxiously: "Erpi, why are you still stunned, hurry up!"
I heard Curator Huang's voice speak in something wrong, and I looked up at him.
Curator Huang immediately pinched his throat and explained: "I smoke too much, and my throat is inflamed!"
I feel more and more that something is wrong,
These people didn't even let go of the headlights in the incineration room.
Just turn on a few small dim lights.
Shen Xiaocen was at the door,
has been surrounded by several fierce and vicious men in black,
It is not difficult to see that if I don't refine this package today,
Shen Xiaocen and I can't get out of this incineration room.
I pulled out a few tissues and pretended to wipe the blood oozing from under the package.
Curator Huang immediately stopped angrily: "Erpi, what do you care about that blood, hurry up and open the furnace!"
As he spoke, my probing finger had already touched the package,
Absorb the pre-death memory picture inside,
When I saw that picture, my heart was about to burst!