Volume 1 Odd Jobs Against the Sky Fat and Fat Smash

"You're the one who killed the door?"

"Yes, you've heard of us? We're amazing. ”

He Peng immediately showed a look of admiration, "Wow, kill the door, it's very powerful." He Peng pulled over a pack of Inner Mongolian beef jerky and threw it to him, "Don't patronize and talk, talk while eating." ”

The fat man took it and shook a smug look at He Peng, looking like you were very good.

The fat man took a bite and suddenly felt much better, "Well, you eat too." ”

He Peng smiled and took a piece, and said in his heart, this fat man is very interesting.

"You go on, what are you coming to me for?"

The fat man asked, "Don't you laugh at me?" and he pointed to his big belly.

"I used to be fat too, and I thought fat people were cool. ”

The fat man laughed.

"Aren't you afraid of me, I'm powerful, and I'm fierce. The fat man put on an angry face.

He Peng smiled, "I'm also very fierce, we are the same kind of people." He put on an angry face as he spoke.

The fat man knows the fat man best, He Peng used to be fat, and he knows that under the thick appearance is a heart that is easily injured.

"Okay, then I won't scare you, I want you to give me 'Tai Sui'. The fat man munched on the beef and said happily.

He Peng was overjoyed, the fat man came to ask for 'Tai Sui'! His purpose for Tai Sui was to kill the knife, which shows that Qianmen's inference is correct, the killing knife is indeed in the hands of Gerile, and 'Tai Sui' can indeed make Gerile's heart move.

The question is why it is not Geril who came, but the fat man?

The fat man's beef jerky was eaten in three or two bites, and He Peng threw a large plastic bag over together, which contained many local specialties in addition to beef jerky.

"Eat, you're welcome. ”

The fat man grabbed the bag with both hands, even happier, and his face was full of the expression of your kid's acquaintance.

opened a package of unknown food and chewed it heavily, but saw He Peng start to arrange the quilt.

"Hey, what are you going to do?"

"I'll take a nap, you can go out by yourself when you're full, and don't forget to close the door for me when you go out." ”

He Peng was already lying down as he spoke.

The fat man was confused, so he asked: "Don't sleep, when will you give me 'Tai Sui'." ”

He Peng twisted his head to find a comfortable position on the pillow, and said comfortably: "Well, it's really comfortable." ”

"Hey, don't sleep. The fat man stood up anxiously, "When are you going to give it to me?" ”

He Peng reluctantly opened his eyes: "I didn't say I wanted to give it to you, 'Tai Sui' is very expensive, and I also want that knife." ”

The fat man said: "You can't get the knife, Geril doesn't dare to give it to you, the killing knife can only be handed back to the killing door." ”

"Oh?"

"Geril came to us with a knife seven years ago, and asked us to find Tai Sui for him with a killing knife, and we agreed, so his killing knife can only be given to us, even if you have Tai Sui, he will not dare to exchange with you, because if the agreement to kill the door is violated, you will have to die. ”

He Peng finally understood, why Gerile didn't come, it was the fat man who came, Gerile told the news to the killing door, and the killing door asked the fat man to come and take 'Tai Sui' in exchange for the killing knife, then this matter can be discussed.

"You want to exchange 'Tai Sui' for a killing knife, but 'Tai Sui' is mine, what are you going to exchange for 'Tai Sui' with me?" He Peng asked.

"How much money you want, we have money. The fat man said proudly: "We can make money by killing the door, we kill a lot of cattle and sheep every day, and the boss gives a lot of money to Jing Bo, how much do you want, I will tell Jing Bo." ”

"I don't want money, you go and ask Uncle Jing how much he wants so he doesn't want my 'Tai Sui'. ”

The fat man was stupid, and put the bag full of food on the coffee table: "Impossible, we must get it, and we can only leave the grassland and return to our hometown with 'Tai Sui' in exchange for a killing knife." Jing Bo said that our ancestral land is on the edge of the mountains and rivers, and he will take us to rebuild the mountain gate. ”

He Peng smiled and nodded very seriously: "I understand what you said, but 'Tai Sui' is very important to me, it's better to take me to see Uncle Jing, let's call Geril, the big guys get together and talk about this matter." ”

The fat man frowned, "Tell me no, Uncle Jing is not as kind as me, I'm afraid you will annoy him......" He scratched his head: "It's terrible to annoy him, I'm for your good." ”

He Peng sat up from the bed and patted the shoulder of the fat man who was taller than his head very sincerely, "Thank you, we are friends now, and you are welcome to eat beef jerky at any time in the future, but this matter must be discussed with Uncle Jing." ”

The fat man sighed and said dejectedly, "Well, I know you look down on me. ”

He Peng hammered him on the chest: "Hey, fat man, we are friends, how can I look down on you, my beef jerky has been shared with you." ”

The fat man raised his head, his eyes were bright, and he nodded: "Well, you are very good, but you can't go today, I'll go back and talk to Uncle Jing first, say something good, Uncle Jing has a terrible temper." ”

He Peng nodded and said, "Well, don't annoy him, I don't want him to spank you, come and take these snacks away and eat them on the way." ”

The fat man happily hugged the snack bag, and these things are witnessed.

He Peng was about to open the door for him, but he heard a whoosh, and when he turned around, he saw that the curtains were moving, and the fat man had no shadow.

I ran to the window to look down, but there was no figure, and suddenly I heard someone above my head: "Goodbye, little man." ”

I looked up and saw a big smiling face disappearing from the rooftop.

He Peng is very happy, not because things have eyebrows, but because he knows such an innocent fat man, he can always find a breakthrough in the matter of killing the door, but such a fat man is rare, as simple and sincere as a child.

He Peng thought to himself, it shouldn't be difficult for an assassin's sect to cultivate such a kid.

He Peng couldn't help but tell Liu Yishuang the good news.

Liu Yishuang was watching TV on the bed like a kitten at the time, his hair was messy, his eyes were red, He Peng was surprised that a little goblin like Liu Yishuang would cry for soap operas, women are really strange animals.

When He Peng told Liu Yishuang what he had just experienced, Liu Yishuang's face turned white.

"God, you're really crazy, how can you talk to him like that, did he take the wrong medicine and didn't kill you!"

He Peng was very unimpressed by Liu Yishuang's reaction.

"Don't be so exaggerated, he's just a simple fat man, I gave him snacks, and we became good friends. ”

Liu Yishuang covered his face with his hands, as if his outlook on life had been subverted.

She said, "Do you know who that fat man is? He's fatty! ”

"Is it amazing?"

"Isn't it amazing? Hmph, the monkey who kills the door overseas is a first-class killer, but, you know what, but, in front of the fat kill, it's just a piece of. ”

"So exaggerated?"

"Have you heard of the monkey instructor, the one who came to Huaxia to kill the door and was cut off by an old slaughtering master. ”

"Ah, I know. ”

"But do you know that the real situation at that time was that the old master cut off his hand in order to save him. ”

"No, no, it's that person who wants to pull out the knife, and the knife is half pulled out and the master cut off his hand, how did it become a salvation for him. ”

Liu Yishuang reluctantly threw the pillow into He Peng's arms.

"Listen to me, the fat man was still a little fat man at that time, about eleven or twelve years old, that day the world's second-ranked killer went to Huaxia to kill the door is not to provoke, he is on behalf of the killing boss, in order to talk about the merger of the killing door, to put it bluntly, it is a messenger or a guest, under normal circumstances, it will not make a move, and the old sect is better for this face.

But at that time, he had to draw the knife, the cause was this fat man, he was still a little fat man at that time, when the killer arrived at the slaughterhouse, the little fat man was booing by the haystack, you know that it was a little difficult when the fat man was booing, so he was hunched up, and he looked a little funny, and the killer laughed, and the little fat man was angry. ”

He Peng thought about the scene at that time and felt ridiculous, so he asked, "And then, did the little fat man pee on him?"

"No, the little fat man asked him to apologize, the killer thinks he is the second in the world, and he is the messenger of overseas killing, of course he is unwilling. So he ignored the fat man. ”

He Peng thought that the fat man was just a child at that time after all, and if he didn't care about a child's provocation, he wouldn't have paid attention to it.

Then the fat man followed him all the time, and the fat man went wherever he went, and the killer talked to Jing Bo about things, and the fat man was also there, but the matter collapsed, and when he left, Jing Bo sent an old butcher to send him out, and Jing Bo told the old butcher to save his life.

The killer didn't know what it meant, and Uncle Jing didn't explain, when he walked out of the slaughterhouse gate, the fat man was gone, and the old butcher suddenly said, I'm going to cut off one of your hands, and the killer was so startled that he was about to pull out the knife, but the old butcher's movements were faster, and the killer's hand fell.

The killer threatened to retaliate, saying it was a provocation.

The old butcher said, I cut off one of your hands to save your life, the fat killing is targeting you, when you leave is the time to die, I cut off one of your hands for him to get angry, you will not die. The killer knew that the little fat man was a fat killer, but he didn't believe that the little fat man had the ability to kill him.

The old butcher pointed not far away, where the little fat man first booed, and the killer looked over, and the little fat man suddenly appeared on top of the haystack, jumped up more than a foot in the air, and then dived downward, and smashed on a stone trough for feeding the cows, and guess what?"

Liu Yishuang said that He Peng felt that it must be very powerful, so he said seriously: "The stone trough has been smashed in half." ”

Liu Yishuang shook his head.

"Smashed?"

She shook her head again.

"What's the matter, tell me about it. ”

"The stone trough, which is one meter long and half a meter wide, is gone. ”

"No, nonsense, how is that possible?"

"It was smashed and sunk under the ground. ”

He Peng is stupid, this is completely contrary to the common sense of physics, and the weight of the little fat man's body cannot be so big at all.

Liu Yishuang explained: "The killer is a knowledgeable person, and he left without saying a word at that time, and he went back to tell the killer boss that as long as he is alive, he will never go to war." ”