Chapter 839: See Luo Shuangfei again
"......" Yun Zhiqiu's expression was a little exciting, and he was stunned for a while before poking Yun Ruo's head with his fingertips, and said with a smile: "Shuang'er, the eldest sister has no enmity with you, right?
Yun Ruoshuang swore and said: "Eldest sister, I didn't talk nonsense, my brother-in-law not only stripped me of my clothes, but also touched me everywhere, I had the heart to die at that time, I don't believe you asked your brother-in-law to confront me face to face." ”
Yun Zhiqiu couldn't laugh anymore, his pretty face gradually sank, Huo Ran got up and threw down a sentence, "Wait!"
When he got outside, he casually summoned a person, "Go and call the palace master." ”
Not long after Miao Yi returned to the new house, he saw Yun Ruoshuang sitting at the table with his head down, while his wife Yun Zhiqiu was standing by the window with her back to her, and said with a smile: "What's the matter?
Yun Zhiqiu, who was angry and white-faced, turned his head to look, turned around and sat back in his place, and said coldly: "What good things have you done to Shuang'er?"
"What's a good thing?" Miao Yi walked over and sat down at the table, and said with a strange expression: "What's wrong with you two?"
Bang! Yun Zhiqiu slapped the table, "The young man surnamed Miao is pretending to be confused here, are you rude to Shuang'er?"
Miao Yi's surprised mouth could be stuffed into a fist, "I insulted her, what are you kidding? I have only met her twice in total, how can I insult her." ”
Seeing that she didn't look like she was lying, Yun Zhiqiu's face softened slightly, in fact, she was a little confused in her heart, and looked at the other person, "Shuang'er, I called someone, some things can't be said nonsense, you have to say it clearly." ”
Yun Ruoshuang muttered, "He just insulted me and stripped me naked." Still groping all over me. ”
"What?" Miao Yi almost jumped up, a little anxious, and pointed at her. "I don't have a grudge against you, don't bring such a wrong, I will disrespect you? ”
He still remembered the situation when he was at the Fengyun Inn, this woman pointed at his big chest when he was fine, and he couldn't hide.
"Wait!" Yun Ruoshuang threw down a sentence and ran away.
The two husbands and wives looked at each other, and Yun Zhiqiu said: "Niu Er, tell me honestly what the situation is." Don't hide it, I can forgive if you lie to me, don't blame me for being rude. ”
Miao Yi was angry and laughed: "You two sisters are sick, what can I explain to you? I said that you two won't deliberately play tricks on me, right?"
Yun Zhiqiu also muttered in his stomach. She knows Miao Yi a little bit, and she doesn't look like she's lying, is it really that girl deliberately joking?
After a while, Yun Ruoshuang came back again. The couple turned their heads to look. Qi Qi was stunned.
The person who came was Yun Ruoshuang, not Yun Ruoshuang, who had become thick eyebrows and big eyes, a pair of clear and bright big eyes under the two thick oblique flying eyebrows, a big black mole on her fair and delicate cheeks, and two hairs on the mole, with good skin on her face, but with a beard.
I was dumbfounded when I saw the two of them. A grin with neat teeth, a mouthful of smoky yellow teeth. Those big eyes smiled as movingly as a crescent moon.
"Luo Shuangfei!" Miao Yi was a little surprised, and a little dazzled, that face was Luo Shuangfei's face, but it became a woman from the neck down, her angry chest, her waisted skirt, and the woman's hairstyle had not changed, she couldn't help but walk quickly in front of her and turn around twice, constantly looking up and down, "Are you really Luo Shuangfei?"
"So you remember me! I thought you had forgotten me. Yun Ruoshuang was suddenly happy, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, do you dare to say that you haven't stripped me of my clothes or touched me?"
"......" Miao Yi was instantly dumbfounded, pointing to her chest, "But..."
Yun Zhiqiu, who came over, knocked off his messy hand, and said suspiciously, "What's the situation with the two of you?"
Yun Ruoshuang smiled and said, "Brother-in-law, do you dare to be a manly husband!"
Miao Yi grabbed his wife's arm, and said with a smile: "I'm really wronged! If he is really the person I know, I admit that I did strip her clothes, but she was obviously a man at the time, right..."
Yun Zhiqiu opened his finger again, "Niu Er, if you know that she is a man, why do you still strip her naked, you won't be so disgusting as a man, right? Or you actually knew that she was a woman disguised as a man." ”
Miao Yi shouted wronged, "I was only a cultivator in the White Lotus realm at that time, and I was still the master of the cave in Donglai Cave, when I traveled far away, I met her leading a group of bandits to rob and poison me, if I didn't have some ability, I was afraid that I would have died in her hands, I was just searching her clothes at the time, and I didn't mean anything else, but she was really a man at the time, her chest was muscles, and there were things for men below, how could it be a woman?"
As soon as she said this, Yun Zhiqiu understood that she would also use these tricks of the Demon Dao, so she stepped forward and twisted Yun Ruoshuang's ears, "Girl, what are you messing with?"
She was really taken aback before, and thought that Miao Yi had a leg with her sister, but it turned out to be like this.
Yun Ruoshuang sighed: "Eldest sister, it hurts, I just happened to bump into my brother-in-law when I was stealing out to play, and I worked under my brother-in-law for a period of time, how did I know that he would become my brother-in-law!"
"Ma'am, forget it, she's joking. Miao Yi came over and separated the two sisters, pulled Yun Zhiqiu behind him, looked Yun Ruoshuang up and down, and said, "Later, when we met at the Fengyun Inn, why didn't you sue me?"
Yun Ruoshuang grinned, "Are you stupid yourself, you can compare my real name and fake name together." ”
"Yun Ruoshuang, Luo Shuangfei..."Miao Yi muttered.
Yun Ruoshuang explained with a smile: "Yun Ruoshuang, remove the surname, 'Ruo' takes the homonym 'Luo', and adds the word 'Fei' to the end, which means that we are sneaking out, this name is more than your Niu Er's name, right?"
Miao Yi suddenly realized, shook his head and said, "You are too good at playing, right?"
Yun Ruoshuang smiled and said, "Master Miao Dong, have you ever thought about going over to find a lowly position for so many years? ”
"I thought about it, but I didn't know where to find you, I only knew that you were from the Demon Kingdom. By the way, I haven't thanked you for the Constellation Rebellion. "Miao Yi also understands now that the person who let Yun Feiyang go to the Star Sea Rebellion to help him should be himself.
Yun Ruoshuang leaned closer and said, "Master Miao Dong, didn't I tell you anything else when the stars and seas were chaotic?"
"......" Miao Yi's heart suddenly became weak, and he said: "What can I say, it doesn't seem to be." ”
Yun Zhiqiu, who saw the two chatting lively, raised his eyebrows, "Shuang'er, Yun Feiyang's sister who wants to marry him doesn't mean you, right?"
Yun Ruoshuang hurriedly came over and hugged her arm and shook it: "Eldest sister, just kidding, I knew him much earlier than you knew him, we met when he was still the cave master in Donglai Cave, if I really have that thought, there will be nothing to do with you, eldest sister." ”
"Ahem!" Miao Yi saw that his wife's eyes were becoming more and more wrong, and he quickly coughed and explained: "That Shuang'er, I knew your eldest sister much earlier than I knew you, and I knew your eldest sister before I went to Donglai Cave to be the cave master." Before being the master of the cave, I was sent on a mission, and met your sister in a temple, if it wasn't for your sister to rescue, my life would have been gone, and it was with the help of your eldest sister that I received the merit to go back to be the cave master, so I and your eldest sister are destined to be fateful!"
Hearing him say this, Yun Zhiqiu's demeanor eased up.
"Earlier than you knew me!" Yun Ruoshuang was distracted slightly, and then smiled again: "Brother-in-law, do you want me to come back and continue to work for you?"
"No, no!" Miao Yi waved his hands together, "Your sister and I are not in a very stable situation, you still stay in the Great Demon Heaven to be safe." "I added a sentence in my heart, let's get together again when the time comes, I'm afraid that the explanation will not be clear!
"It's boring, heavy color and light friends, don't play, sister, I'll go back. Yun Ruoshuang jumped out and seemed to be in a cheerful mood.
It's just that Yun Zhiqiu's expression on her departing back was a little unfathomable, and she looked back at Miao Yi.
I saw that Miao Yi seemed to forget about himself and Yun Ruoshuang in a blink of an eye, and he didn't mean to go out to give it away, but took out two storage bracelets and threw them on the table, "Madam, this is a congratulatory gift we received for our wedding, let's take an inventory." ”
Bang! Yun Zhiqiu suddenly kicked him in the ass, directly kicked him on his back, and knocked down a chair.
Miao Yi got up, glared and said, "What are you doing?"
"Why don't you do it, it's just that you don't like it. Yun Zhiqiu walked to the table, sat down with his hands on the skirt behind his hips, and squinted at it, and said in a strange manner: "Niu Er, do you think I'm making trouble unreasonably? ”
Miao Yi was a little weak-hearted, and at the same time, he also found that he had been a little weak recently, and he had no confidence in front of his wife, so he helped the chair that he had fallen over, walked behind her, and helped her pinch her shoulders with both hands, and said happily: "I don't want to beat Mrs. Anywhere, it doesn't matter if I have rough skin and thick flesh twice, Mrs. has fine skin and tender meat, I can't like it." ”
Yun Zhiqiu didn't say anything more, some words were held in his heart, because some words could not be taken back, and some window paper pierced everyone embarrassed, so he reached out and took the storage bracelet on the table and counted the congratulatory gifts inside.
After the results were counted, Yun Zhiqiu's mood was also better, and Miao Yi was even more happy, "I have made a fortune, this marriage is faster than robbing money, if you get married a few more times, you will have everything." ”
"Yo, who else do you want to tie up!" Yun Zhiqiu said coldly.
Miao Yi wanted to slap himself in the mouth, but it was too late to avoid it, why did he turn on it again?
In order to block her mouth, Miao Yi suddenly picked her up by the waist and pushed her over on the couch, the two of them flew in rags, and went to the couch to explain hard......
The clouds disappeared and the rain stopped, Yun Zhiqiu's anger disappeared, his face was satisfied, he lay on his chest obediently, and murmured: "Niu Er, you have been a little indulgent recently, and you are going to retract your heart today, it's time to settle down and cultivate." ”
"What about the Heavenly Demon Dance? You said you were going to show me the dance after the cave. Miao Yi asked. (To be continued......)