Liu Jianfeng raised his hands hypocritically, walked into the commissary with cat steps, and looked like a pretentious and arrogant young lady, who was not pleasing to the eye, and the appearance of the noble feet stepping on the ground, and the mouth was complaining constantly, which instantly woke up the dozing shopkeeper.

Yang Fan was originally very scared, but when he saw Liu Jianfeng's appearance of pretending to be a woman, especially this hypocritical and twisted appearance, he almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Without waiting for the bald boss to speak, Liu Jianfeng said again: "Oh, look at you, you have to ask someone to drive to a place like you, what do you have to do quickly, it's dirty here, the air is stinky, it's annoying, wear a mask." ”

Liu Jianfeng was bold and confident in himself, but he came in wearing sunglasses, concealed the shopkeeper with his voice, and put on a mask in front of him.

Anyone living in such a despised environment will feel uncomfortable, and the bald boss is no exception, and he couldn't help but say: "Hey, Miss, you're enough, we're in the supermarket, it's a home-brewed liquor, how can it stink, don't talk nonsense and ruin my business." ”

Liu Jianfeng had already made the opening remarks, and the smart Yang Fan immediately followed up and said: "I'm sorry boss, she has a princess illness, don't pay attention to her, I have something to do, my name is Yang Fan, I received a courier document sent from you before, I called before, you said that the document was sent by mistake, it should be a power of attorney." ”

The bald boss was obviously stunned, and subconsciously scratched his head, which was obviously an unknown move, but he quickly reacted again, and immediately said: "Oh, oh, Ms. Yang Fan, there is a power of attorney, yes, yes, yes, I remember." ”

"Then please give me the power of attorney that I didn't send away. Yang Fan said.

"Oh, power of attorney, I'll look for it. The bald boss immediately looked around, this small country supermarket had a lot of goods piled up, and the placement was also very messy, he rummaged around, and it seemed that he was in a hurry.

Liu Jianfeng took the opportunity to lean into Yang Fan's ear and whispered: "Give you a piece of advice, don't go to fortune telling in the future." ”

"Why?" Yang Fan asked puzzled.

"Because the fortune teller wants to deceive you, one deceive and one accurate. Liu Jianfeng said: "We originally came with suspicion, you are good, as soon as you come up, you will report to your home, my name is Yang Fan, I called just now, I want to find a power of attorney......

It's like if you go to fortune telling, and you first say that the passing year is unfavorable, the karma is not obvious, and the bad luck is on the head, what do you want to do with fortune telling?"

"This ......" Yang Fan was speechless for a while, gritted his teeth and said, "I'm not in a hurry." ”

Liu Jianfeng snorted lightly: "He definitely can't find it, and then ......"

Liu Jianfeng didn't finish his words, and the bald boss suddenly patted his bald head and said: "Oh, look at my memory, I know that your document is important, and I have a mess here, and people often come in and out, I am afraid of losing it, so I asked my daughter-in-law to take it home, I called him to ask him." ”

Yang Fan looked at the bald boss and then at Liu Jianfeng, even though she was wearing sunglasses and a mask, she could still feel that he was sneering.

The bald boss took out his mobile phone and made a call: "Hey, I said in the store just now that I didn't send out the power of attorney...... Yes, it's Miss Yang Fan's power of attorney, hurry up and send it to me, people will come and pick it up in person, what, you went into the city to buy something, you loser girl, you know to go to the city to buy and buy all day long, okay, okay, I'll go and get it myself. ”

After speaking, the boss hung up the phone, turned to them and said, "I'm really sorry, the power of attorney is at my house, I'll go get it." ”

The bald head walked out while talking, walked to the door and picked up a chain lock, obviously to lock the door, looked at Yang Fan and the two, smiled embarrassedly, and said: "I'm sorry two, there have been a lot of strangers in the village to rent a house recently, and no one here is looking at me......

"Nothing, nothing, let's just go with you. Yang Fan hurriedly said, indeed, when the owner leaves, how can outsiders still want to stay in other people's homes.

Liu Jianfeng suddenly launched a 'young lady's temper' and said: "Where are you going again, I'm annoyed, you won't let me enter the village, look at the septic tank on the side of the road, the public toilet, the stinky smell, what are you doing in there?"

After saying this, the bald boss suddenly became anxious, and said angrily: "I said what's the matter with you woman, don't always open your mouth dirty, shut up your mouth is good, we are a famous ecological village here, green mountains and green waters have a beautiful environment, every year people from the city come to us to play, why is it dirty in your mouth?"

Wouldn't it be more smelly and dirty if we have public toilets and septic tanks on the side of the road, but if you city people still have toilets at home and some of them are still in bedrooms? ”

Liu Jianfeng was just about to refute, Yang Fan hurriedly jumped out to play a round and said: "Okay, okay, my eldest lady, since you have come, I will take you a ride, come with me, let's leave when I get something, when I beg you, okay, go back and invite you to have a big meal." ”

"I just don't want to go!" Liu Jianfeng said rudely: "Unless you kiss me!"

Yang Fan was stunned for a moment, and the bald guy was also stunned, now the times have really changed, and women are indeed not embarrassed by women, but his mother's women are beginning to like women.

Yang Fan was so angry that he almost scolded the street, this bastard is acting, or is he going to take advantage of the fire to rob?

Yang Fan, who is even more annoying, knows that she can't hesitate, because hugging each other and kissing and touching between good girlfriends is not a matter at all, but it is a reflection of the close relationship, if she is angry and acts too hesitant, it will arouse suspicion.

So Yang Fan was also very decisive, and directly stood on tiptoe and kissed Liu Jianfeng's sunglasses and mask, which only exposed a little bit of his cheekbones, and said softly: "It's okay, Miss, let's go quickly, get the power of attorney early, and you can go back early." ”

"Okay. Liu Jianfeng said crisply, and his voice made his scalp a little numb.

Seeing that they had reached an agreement, the bald boss asked them to come out first, then locked the door of the supermarket, led the way, and went deeper into the village.

"You stinky rascal, take advantage of the fire to rob and take advantage of people's danger, aren't you?" Yang Fan and the two deliberately took a few steps behind and asked angrily.

"It's a temptation. Liu Jianfeng said calmly.

"Test if my lipstick will fade, or test if my breath is fresh?" Yang Fan is really not a lawyer, and his words are sharp.

Liu Jianfeng smiled bitterly: "I'm testing this bald guy, if he has nothing to do with the killer, then it doesn't matter if we go with him or not, it's a big deal that he locked the door, and we are waiting for him outside the door."

But what was his reaction just now?"

Yang Fan was stunned for a moment, Liu Jianfeng was right, the bald guy's reaction just now was very fierce, and he made a sharp counterattack, and said that the toilets of people in the city are all in the house, and even in the bedroom, which are dirtier than the public toilets in the countryside, and they are forced to follow them.

It seems that there is something suspicious, when he arrives at his house, will he do it to himself?

Yang Fan was a little scared, and asked nervously, "Then what should we do?"

"If you come, you will be safe, take one step at a time. Liu Jianfeng said lightly.

It seems that it can only be like this, Yang Fan clenched his fist to cheer himself up, looked sideways at Liu Jianfeng, his thinking changed, and said, "What does this have to do with letting me kiss you?"

"Because after a while, he may kill us, and I'm a little scared, so let you kiss me and be brave. Liu Jianfeng said shamelessly.

Yang Fan was speechless, and he didn't have a chance to let her speak anymore, because the bald boss had stopped, his supermarket was at the head of the village, but his home was at the end of the village, fortunately, it was not too far away, it was more than a hundred meters, and this way was not in line with what he said before, there were no tourists here, and there were no strangers coming in and out, because they didn't see anyone at all along the way.

Now the situation of such a small mountain village that depends on cultivation can be imagined, young people have gone out to work in the vast world, only the old people and children guard the one-acre and three-point land handed down from their ancestors, this time is either in the ground, or in the kangtou, the whole village looks very desolate.

The bald boss pushed open the door and invited the two to enter, and as soon as they entered the door, the two of them were startled.

A man who was all dirty and full of stinky mud was riding on a big pig of five or six hundred pounds, the big pig was lying lazily, not resisting or moving, but the man was riding on it but yelling at it to run fast, playing seriously.

Because the whole body is covered in mud, you can't see the face clearly, and you can only judge by height and body type, this should be an adult man, and he is very burly, but such a person is riding a pig.

After the bald guy was stunned for a moment, he turned to look at the two of them awkwardly, and said, "This is my son, and he has a bit of a problem with his intelligence, which makes the two of them laugh." ”

"Where, where, it's just that there's no danger for him to play like this, right?" Yang Fan hurriedly said politely.

"Hehe......" Liu Jianfeng let out two very disdainful sneers from his nostrils, continuing to play the image of his unruly and delicate lady, and he was also deliberately provoking the other party.

Sure enough, the bald guy glared at him viciously, then walked over to the stupid boy, dragged him off the pig with his ears, and said, "Shameful thing, where did your mother put the thing you just came back to get?"

The stupid boy raised his head, his eyes were blank, he was stunned, his mouth was open and his tongue was half-sticking out, and he smirked and said, "Mother brought me candy." ”

"Forget it, I'll find it myself. The bald man waved his hand impatiently and went into the house by himself.

But soon he came out empty-handed, and there were no documents, so he called his daughter-in-law again in front of the two of them, and the daughter-in-law said that it was on the table in the house, but he didn't find it.

Finally, he grabbed the stupid boy's ear again and asked, "There is a blank piece of paper on the table, do you see it?"

The silly boy thought about it, and suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Yes, yes, I folded it into a paper airplane and flew away." ”

"What?" both the bald guy and Yang Fan shouted, and the bald guy hurriedly asked, "Where did you fly?"

The silly boy pointed to the pigsty and said, "Take the pigs to the sky." ”

Yang Fan was anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly ran to the pigsty, there were still a few little piglets inside, and the rest was all mud and pig manure, and he couldn't help asking, "Where is it?"

"Right here!" The silly boy suddenly appeared beside Yang Fan, Yang Fan turned his head when he heard the sound, only to see that his black face covered with mud suddenly showed a devilish look, holding a sharp sickle in his hand, and was slashing at her head fiercely......