111, Wu Tongyu, remember to take a good knife (ask for collection and recommendation!!)
"These two bundles of firewood are 300 catties, counting your share, you can go home with me, and you don't have to say that I bullied you every day!"
Li Zixuan said angrily.
Originally, he didn't want to pretend to be this comparison, but it was different with Tang Ziyan.
Man, you can't say no!
"Really, really, you didn't lie to me?"
In a stunned moment, Wu Tongyu immediately ran over.
"Give me the sickle, don't hurt your little hands, let Wu Tongyu take it"
Li Zixuan took away the two sickles in Tang Ziyan's hands with pity, turned around and handed them to Wu Tongyu.
Xu Wen next to her saw it and immediately rolled her eyes, this eccentricity is too obvious, right?
What is the feeling in the heart of the little girl? The blow must be not small!
You're probably starting to doubt your life, right?
Fortunately, I had the foresight before the show, and I didn't go up to provoke this plague god, otherwise this sin might be myself.
However, she found that since filming "Dream Showbiz", everyone shouts and beats everyone like a rat crossing the street, and now her heart is much stronger.
Wu Tongyu stared at Li Zixuan viciously, feeling that his heart had been hit by 10,000 critical blows, and he almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of blood, and the joy just now was gone!
I really want to take the knife and cut him in the neck!
"Isn't it, Li Zixuan, you have to be strong, these two bundles of firewood have three hundred catties?"
Wu Tongyu was on Xia Fan's side just now, and he naturally noticed what Li Zixuan said.
is not human to bully the little girl like this!
Girls are used to hurt, don't you know?
"Three hundred catties is not less! The director wants to be honest with me, so I will go to the villagers to borrow a few firewood and come back to make up the number!"
The others immediately rolled their eyes, and the director was watching from behind the camera, how dare you say it!
"I don't know when you're done, and I'm the only one who can work harder. It's not that I underestimate you two guys, twisting and pinching lightly, and you haven't even done your own 100 pounds, right?"
"Li Zixuan, how do you speak? Isn't it a small look? I have already done it myself, and now these are cut for Wenwen. ”
"You were still running around just now, and you can do it so quickly? How can you pick up such a big bundle of raw firewood? ”
A group of beauties said they couldn't do it in front of them, how could they bear it?
Seeing the two bundles of firewood that Li Zixuan tied up that were thicker than their figures, Cheng Lang said as a person who came over.
"I can't pick it up? I carried a hundred catties of water around on the mountain before I was a minor, and I had to practice after picking up the water, and I had to go down the mountain to go to school after practicing, thinking that I was as pampered as you? I am a martial arts practitioner!"
Li Zixuan clenched his fists to show off his muscles.
Of course, all this was requested by himself, and he was a good boy who loved labor since he was a child.
It's not nonsense, two bundles of raw firewood with a high head were carried on his shoulders and picked up, and the whole person's footsteps suddenly sank a lot.
"It's really picked up, is this firewood really three hundred catties?"
"Even if you don't have it, it won't be light, right? can martial arts really have this effect?"
In the woods, a group of people have straight eyes!
It's been a long time, and everyone knows that Li Zixuan goes out in the morning every day rain or shine, and he goes to the back mountain to practice martial arts.
Aside from anything else, everyone still admires his persistence, and at the same time is envious.
Deep down, how many people yearn to strengthen their bodies and practice martial arts!
"You guys play slowly, I'll go back first. Wu Tongyu, remember to take a good knife, don't shake around and hurt Sister Ziyan, stay away. ”
Li Zixuan raised his head and chest, full of momentum, raised his legs and walked out of the forest, walking like flying.
After leaving a little beauty who dropped her jaw in shock, the silver teeth bit and began to blow up, and viciously held the knife at his back!
"Xiaoyu, get the sickle for me!"
Li Zixuan was a demon, Tang Ziyan had to come out to help him clean up the mess.
Seeing him rampage on the mountain road, he couldn't help frowning and said:
"Look at the road under your feet, be careful!"
"A fat man of 300 catties can walk, fly, run, jump, eat and drink, why can't I pick a 300 catties of firewood? ”
Li Zixuan still had the leisure to turn around and speak, his face was not red or panting.
Can this be the same? You are also logical and touching!
In the woods behind, the two men left Cheng Lang and Xia Fan were dumbfounded, and they didn't notice that the sickle in their hands had fallen to the ground.
Is this still a human being? I guess I've only seen such a strong man on TV shows, right?
But people themselves are talented, and the muscles and bones have a great advantage.
And Li Zixuan's figure, to put it mildly, is still growing!
Bearing the adoring gaze of these two beauties along the way, Li Zixuan didn't mention how much he enjoyed it, his steps were even brisker, and he returned to the village in less than an hour.
Tang Ziyan still couldn't stand it, so he had to stop and rest halfway.
The guys on the mountain estimated that they would not come back so quickly, and with their strength, it was impossible to get back two hundred catties of firewood without going three trips to separate.
However, Li Zixuan didn't plan to continue to help.
If you have this time, it is better to find Tang Ziyan and talk to me in private.
Wu Tongyu, the big light bulb, was kicked away by him, hiding in the corner and secretly hurting himself, doubting life.
Besides, how could the program team really let them get hundreds of catties of firewood down the mountain?
Naturally, there are people from the program team to help outside the camera, and they are responsible for the performance.
It's just that meeting Li Zixuan, a freak, was completely unexpected by them!
Before the director could react, he ran away with firewood alone, and when he reacted, he couldn't catch up!
Who believes this?
That's good! When the time comes, I'll use this as a gimmick and make a good article.
In the tidbits, there is a shot of Li Zixuan picking 300 catties of firewood, and many viewers must have scolded them for the show, right?
When their emotions are mobilized, the show will be broadcast again, and when the time comes, they will slap their faces back and make them all shut up!
Even the copywriting and various operations he thought of several at once!
After "tossing" for most of the day, Cheng Lang and Xia Fan finally came back exhausted, this kind of physical work, even with the help of the program team, they are tired!
The two of them looked at Li Zixuan again, like monsters!
Back in the village, the program team has already weighed it, and the two bundles of firewood add up to more than 320 catties, which is really a lot!
Living people are standing here, and what you usually see on the TV network, the impact is not at all a level!
Is this still a human being? This is a demon who has returned to the world, right?
I thought it was amazing enough when I subdued the big black dog before, but now, I really feel the power of martial arts!
"Li Zixuan, does your martial arts practice really have such an effect?"
"No one else has, but a genius like me does. ”
Li Zixuan's tone was unquestionable.
And he has been practicing martial arts since he was a child, so don't think about others.
"Brother Lang, if you want to learn, you can let Li Zixuan teach you two hands!
"Forget it, everything is important to persevere, didn't you learn Tai Chi when you were a child? Knowing that it is beneficial to the body, how many people can stick to it?"
Cheng Lang shook his head, he was still very self-aware of himself.
"Well, there are many things that are good for physical and mental health, but there are not many that can be practiced as creeds. ”
"If it is possible to beautify and nourish the skin, then I will definitely be able to persevere!"