Chapter Eighty-Nine: The Diyin Group is established
Looking at the car key in his hand, Zhang Daoling could already imagine what kind of scene his appearance would be tonight, his white sports car was parked at the door, and many little fairies cast adoring eyes at him, and they all came up to talk to him with red eyes and hearts.
Their Heavenly Master's Mansion has always been to catch demons as their own responsibility, and many immortals in the heavenly realm have a relationship with the demon clan, such as Nezha, who married a fox demon as a wife, so many immortals are a little hostile to the Heavenly Master's Mansion, resulting in their Heavenly Master's Mansion The reputation of their Heavenly Master's Mansion is not very good, Zhang Daoling has rarely been loved by the fairies over the years, but tonight is different, even if he can't become the kindest star, he will become a planet that exudes brilliance.
Zheng Yu smiled: "Heavenly Master, shouldn't we talk about serious things." ”
Zhang Daoling coughed, put away the car keys and clothes, and his expression immediately became serious: "It's naturally no problem to teach you spells, but the Qi in your body is not very sufficient now, so you have to be extra careful when you cast it, one careless may kill you." ”
"Ah, it's so dangerous, I saw Li Xiaoling and they did it very simply, and didn't that nagging be used many times?"
"Who is Li Xiaoling?"
"It's your disciple and grandson in the human world. ”
"You said they, their spells are the most inferior, what I want to pass on to you is immortal art, real immortal art, the immortal art of destroying a city with one finger. ”
Hearing this, Zheng Yu hurriedly said: "No, no, I just need to learn the most inferior spell, I can't afford to play immortal magic or something." ”
Zhang Daoling looked at Zheng Yu with a stunned expression, and the muscles at the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably: "You don't want this Heavenly Master to pass on your immortal arts, you want to learn the most inferior spells?"
Zheng Yu's face was suspicious, it was just an ordinary spell, as for it, Zheng Yu suddenly had an idea.
"Heavenly Master, don't you know those low-level spells at all. ”
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Daoling's whole person was stunned, and the beads of sweat on his forehead slowly flowed, and his back was already wet with cold sweat.
It's not that Zhang Daoling can't, he just forgot, it's been ten thousand years, people have long stopped practicing those garbage, who will be the immortals in the heavenly realm who will still have those low-level spells in the mortal world, he is thinking, he is recalling, he is trying to remember, it's over, I can't remember.
Zheng Yu saw the clue: "Heavenly Master, this car is five million, this clothes are three million, a total of eight million, may I ask if you swipe your card or cash?"
Hearing this, Zhang Daoling's eyes rolled: "Oh, I said brother, what are you doing, I'll teach you a trick of immortal art, you can kill whoever you want with your fingers, and the start is very beautiful." ”
"No, I'm going to learn low-level spells. ”
Zhang Daoling smiled and patted Zheng Yu's shoulder and said with a smile: "Brother, listen to me, low-level spells can only deal with some cats and dogs, but not against powerful people, I heard that you learned seventy-two changes yesterday, that is a typical immortal art, why don't you learn some immortal arts." ”
"No, I just need low-level spells. ”
Zhang Daoling suddenly said solemnly: "Zheng Yu, you are now in the Heavenly Realm, you have to keep up with the times, now the times can't enter, low-level spells have been eliminated, don't you want to look forward, do you understand keeping pace with the times?"
Zheng Yu thought for a while: "What you said makes sense, but I've been in the world for a longer time, and it's useless to learn immortal arts." ”
Gott~ all in vain.
Zhang Daoling really has no choice, Zheng Yu doesn't have oil and salt, do you really want to give up these things?
Suddenly, Zhang Daoling thought of something: "Oh, I remembered, I have a copy of the "Complete Works of Taoism" left by my grandfather, you wait for me, I will bring it to you immediately." ”
Saying that, Zhang Daoling got up and was about to leave, Zheng Yu grabbed him, is Zheng Yu a fool, he understands the reason that the meat bun beats the dog and never returns, and when Zhang Daoling goes back to the Heavenly Master's Mansion, he wants to find him again, but there is no door.
"Heavenly Master, it's better to make an IOU first, and when you get the explanation back, I'll give you the IOU, otherwise I won't feel at ease. ”
"It's not me saying you, brother, you've ruined our friendship like this. ”
Zheng Yu didn't speak, just grabbed Zhang Daoling.
Zhang Daoling had no choice but to agree, and then after writing an IOU, he finally left.
Holding the IOU, Zheng Yu looked at it and put it into the ring.
Zhang Daoling took his clothes and drove the car away, watching Zhang Daoling leave, Zheng Yu always had a feeling of letting the tiger return to the mountain.
"Xiao Zhang, ouch, it's really you, Xiao Zhang, we've been waiting for you for a long time. ”
Turning his head to look, he saw Fuxing and Luxing hurrying towards Zheng Yu.
"Zheng Yu visited Fuxing Immortal and Luxing Immortal, I don't know what the two county magistrates have to do. ”
The people there looked at each other, then smiled and said in unison, "Let's buy a car." ”
"No problem, I have an auto trade city over there, two immortal elders, let's go over and have a look." ”
Lu Xing smiled: "Little brother, what we want is not that kind of ordinary car, we want the kind of car that we want for the birthday star." ”
Lu Xing said: "That's right, you just want that kind of high-end goods, do you have any goods?"
I saw that Fu Xing and Lu Xing were very mysterious, just like the secret transactions of the underground gang.
"The two immortals don't have to be so mysterious, I have two models suitable for the two", Zheng Yu said that he took out two cars from the ring, a Mercedes-Benz supercar, and a BMW supercar, Zheng Yu introduced: "Two immortals, these two are valuable supercars, and they don't have to be bad for the birthday immortal." ”
Hearing this, both of them smiled.
Lu Xing said: "Okay, we want these two, but to say good, this car must be the only one in the heavenly realm." ”
"Two Immortal Elders, please rest assured, you will not be able to find a second one identical in this Heavenly Realm. ”
Both of them were very happy, and after each paid five million, they both left happily.
Zheng Yu was very strange, how much money did the three immortals of Fu Lushou have, and they were so rich.
"Zheng Yu, this one is not less. ”
Hearing this, Zheng Yu knew that it must be Taishang Laojun who came to draw it.
"Laojun, I have been ready for a long time, and the 400,000 yuan is yours. ”
Taishang Laojun smiled very happily and accepted the 400,000.
"Zheng Yu, I actually have something else to do with you, the Jade Emperor said that if you don't reply to send you a WeChat message, he asked you to go to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace."
"Huh, the Jade Emperor sent me WeChat?"
Zheng Yu hurriedly turned on his mobile phone, and there were still messages from the Jade Emperor on it, there were more than fifty in total, and he forgot to mute his mobile phone when he was dating Ren Keke before.
Zheng Yu flipped through the more than fifty articles, almost most of them were there, and then followed by a beckoning picture, starting from the forty-fifth, the Jade Emperor sent two ellipses The forty-ninth Jade Emperor sent one to see the reply, and ten minutes later, the Jade Emperor sent the last one, you are dead.
Seeing these four words, Zheng Yu's heart trembled, whether he would be destroyed by the Jade Emperor.
Taishang Laojun said: "You are still in this ink, aren't you afraid that the Jade Emperor will really come and kill you?"
Zheng Yu came back to his senses: "Oh, okay, I'll go." ”
As he spoke, Zheng Yu directly headed in the direction of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
In just a few breaths, Zheng Yu landed at the door of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor was bored lying on his throne and looking at his phone.
"Xiao Zheng, you are here, come on, come and sit. ”
Zheng Yu strode and hurriedly ran over.
"Jade Emperor, I'm here, my phone was muted before and I didn't hear your message, don't be surprised. ”
"Huh?" The Jade Emperor turned his head and glanced at Zheng Yu: "Oh, if you don't say it, I'll forget it." ”
Ah~~ Zheng Yu felt that his words were a bit redundant.
"Jade Emperor, what's the matter with you coming to me?"
The Jade Emperor turned over and sat down and said, "There must be something important looking for you, how is the Douyin thing that I said last time?"
"It's been done, and I'm stepping up the development of new software suitable for the immortals of the Heavenly Court, but I still have to test it, and the issue of this gift transformation merit still needs to be dealt with well, I don't know what your opinion is Jade Emperor." ”
"Hey, what else do you have to say, no opinions, don't you know how to plan, do you have any plans. ”
Hearing this, Zheng Yu hurriedly took out the computer and put it on the desk in front of him: "Jade Emperor, look, this is the plan I planned, this software is the sister article of Douyin, and I specially asked people to make it for the immortals, our nephew, the heavenly realm promotes this software, and when it is live, only people in the heavenly realm can watch it, so as to avoid some unnecessary troubles, but this merit has not been debugged." ”
The Jade Emperor nodded: "It's okay, I'll take care of the merits, and the gifts that everyone brushes out will be directly converted into successful virtues at the ratio of 10 million soft girl coins to 1,000 merits, do we still have a commission." ”
Zheng Yu said: "That's a must, the income of the live broadcast is divided into fifty and fifty, and all those who want to broadcast live must sign a contract with our company to conduct the live broadcast, so that the live broadcast personnel can also be managed in a unified manner to avoid unnecessary trouble." ”
The Jade Emperor nodded: "Very good, I will do this propaganda work, but the name of this software is Tribrato, it's too ugly, change the name to Diyin, and in the future, our company name will be Diyin Culture Communication Company." ”
Hearing this, Zheng Yu hurriedly smiled and said, "Okay, everything is under your orders from the Jade Emperor." ”