"You drank my wine. Yue Lingxi, who was next to her, stopped whimpering and said.

"I don't drink it, I'll leave it to you, I'll get you drunk. ”

"But when I just drank it, I choked and vomited a lot. ”

Such a disgusting thing, she actually said it after I drank it, I instantly felt a little nauseous, and asked: "Ah, you actually gave me your saliva, it's too inappropriate, right?"

"My lips and teeth are sweet, what can I do with a sip of my saliva?"

"I think it stinks from wine, right?"

"You say that I am so disgusted, and you still drink my wine, aren't you disgusting yourself?"

Indeed, the more disgusting I told her, the more I wanted to vomit as soon as she reminded me, and now the alcohol was rising, and I could no longer resist the urge to vomit, so I got up and rushed to the bathroom, which I had visited countless times.

After lying on the side of the toilet for a while, my mind cleared up a lot, my behavior just now was too ambiguous, I really couldn't control my behavior and language as soon as I drank, and it was worthy of drinking to mislead my life.

At this time, Yue Lingxi also chased after me, and patted me on the back very cutely, I glanced back at her, and said helplessly, "Thank you."

"Isn't it just a sip of the rest of my wine? How can you be like this, so many people admire me, and you are so disgusted with me. ”

"Lingxi, I'm a little disgusted mainly because of the upsurge of alcohol, it's not that I think you're too disgusting. ”

After vomiting, I stood up straight, looked at Yuelingxi close at hand, and found that she was still very charming and cute.

"Get out of the way, quick. She dragged me aside as she spoke, and then threw up on the side of the toilet.

Coming and not being rude, considering that she just helped me pat my back, I also helped her pat.

"Did you vomit?" I asked.

"Wait, slow down, it's all your fault, I want to vomit with it. ”

This sentence immediately hooked up another scene in my mind, I remember that Su Su also said this, and we also threw up holding the same toilet.

At this time, a man suddenly came in, after he came in, he saw a man and a woman by the toilet, he was stunned at first, and then he withdrew and glanced at the sign outside the door, and then walked in again, and said: "Dude, this is the men's toilet, do you want to take your girlfriend out quickly? The toilet is not suitable for you to do things that are not suitable for children." ”

"If you can't speak, get out, what's wrong with the men's bathroom? The men's bathhouse can't stop me. Yue Lingxi roared loudly very domineeringly.

The young man was not angry, and obediently withdrew.

After a while, another waiter came in, and he came up to us and said, "Hello sir and ma'am, do you have any problems with you, do you need our help?"

"No, no, don't stare at it, we're very uncomfortable to be stared at like this. I replied.

"But this is the men's restroom, can you take your girlfriend and rest outside, otherwise other customers will have to pee their pants." ”

The two of us are throwing up here, and he defined it as resting, who would be so sick and take his girlfriend to rest in the men's bathroom, this is simply looking for a beating. However, he also said that other customers pee their pants quickly, which is more convincing.

"Lingxi, Lingxi, can you do it? Why don't we go out?" I asked Yue Lingxi, who was unsteady on her feet.

"Okay, go out, you help me. ”

After carrying Yue Lingxi out of the men's toilet, I washed her hands and face on the sink by the way, her face was delicate and smooth, and it felt very good, so I couldn't help but help her wash it for a while.

Now, not only the flaming red lips are gone, but also the blush, eyeliner, eyelashes, eye shadow, eyebrow liner, foundation, isolation, sunscreen, lotion, etc. are all gone, so that her original taste is completely exposed.

She has changed a lot without makeup, but this is the natural beauty, is the beauty of the down-to-earth, I pinched her face that can be broken by blowing the bullet, and said: "You can stop wearing makeup in the future, and it is also beautiful without makeup." ”

"What am I going to do all that day without makeup?" she said, languishing.

It turns out that Bai Fumei makeup is not only to make herself look better, but also to use makeup to pass the time, otherwise there is nothing to do every day, there is nothing missing, and life will indeed be empty and boring.

Back at the booth, Yue Lingxi began to shout for a drink again, I proposed to drink juice, and after a long time, she finally listened to this suggestion.

"Waiter, two glasses of juice. After Yue Lingxi agreed, he would always be very happy to carry it out, so he immediately shouted.

"Hello ma'am, what juice would you like to have?"

"What juice do you have?"

"We can have anything you want. ”

"Then take two cups of everything you can do. ”

"Stop, Lingxi, there are so many kinds of fruits, aren't you afraid that they will give you a few hundred cups?" I quickly stopped.

"Waiter, what the hell do you want, you ask him. So Yue Lingxi pointed at me and said to the waiter.

"Hello sir, what juice would you order?"

I looked at the huge fruit bowl in front of me, which barely moved, pointed to it, and said, "Take this fruit bowl away, squeeze it for me into juice, and bring it over." ”

"No, sir, we've never done that before. ”

"That's because I didn't come, and if I had, I would have been. Isn't that why the customer is God?"

The waiter reluctantly picked up the fruit plate in front of us, said, "Sir, wait a minute," and left.

"Hahaha, you're so funny, just now in order to let you play seriously, I kept holding back my laughter and almost suffocated me. ”

"What's the point of holding back a smile, I'm still holding my pee, wait, I'm going to pee. ”

"Take me, I want to go too. ”

"There's a lot of real things, hurry up. ”

When the two of us walked to the bathroom, there happened to be the waiter who had just persuaded us to come out at the door, and when he saw the two of us coming over again, he reminded: "Sir, madam, there are people in the men's bathroom, and it is inconvenient for the lady to go in, why don't you wait first?"

"When you're older, she'll go into the women's bathroom. I yelled frustratedly and walked into the bathroom angrily.

I only heard Yue Lingxi behind me also say angrily: "Take care of your mouth, don't mess around." ”

Soon, the unique juice was served, squeezed a large pot to the brim, poured it into the cup and tasted it, it tasted good, and it really didn't work, only the unexpected.

Yue Lingxi, who was without makeup, drank the delicious juice and said calmly: "I didn't expect you to be such a person. ”

"What kind of people? withhold and search, cower?"

She shook her head and said, "No, no, you're a humorous and creative person. ”

"Alas, I'm not used to you speaking so seriously. ”

"You're still a very sick man, and you're used to being abused, aren't you? Looks like I'm going to have to get a whip and throw you two when I'm fine. ”

"Sister, don't, you're fine all day and all day, so don't you want to dump me all day long?"

"Hahaha, you mean you're willing to spend every day with me?"

"Ah, I said it wrong, you didn't have a chance to throw me the whip, let's meet in Pingshui, after we separate today, we will meet indefinitely. ”

"Are you telling the truth?"

"Well, to be honest, you are a married woman, and we have too much contact, and we have a bad opinion of you and your husband. ”

"Cut, men don't have a good thing. ”

"You crazy woman, why are you scolding again, what's wrong with me?"

"My husband, don't look at him ugly, but he messes with flowers and grass every day, so why should I care about wind reviews?"

"But I care about my reputation. ”

"Is it really going to be indefinite?"

"That's how it should be. ”

Hearing my resolute response, she picked up a bottle again with lightning speed, this time biting off the cap with her teeth, and "gurgling" to dry a bottle in one go, one bottle later, and then another.

When she picked up the third bottle, I couldn't help myself and yelled, "Are you crazy?"

"Woo woo, I'm crazy, I'm crazy, leave me alone, I'm going to drink to death. ”

It was not my duty to take care of her, so I said, "You drink, you drink, you drink, I'm gone." ”

As I got up to leave, I instantly heard a shout of "indecent", and the effect of this sentence was really tried, and I sat down obediently again.

Yue Lingxi swallowed two bottles of wine in a row, and the wine that had just eased up became much heavier in an instant, she stood up flutteringly, grabbed my arm, and said, "Go, send me home, this time apart, there will be no time in the future." ”

When she walked to the door, she directly threw out a wad of money, seeing that the thickness was not 3000, but 2000, which should be enough to settle the bill.

At this time, a waiter ran over and said, "Hello, ma'am, your dog is so good at eating, and the 500 yuan just now was all eaten by it." ”

"Hehe, that's not my dog, ask him. ”

"Look at this, sir. He handed it over with the slip.

I was in the mood to see that he was asking me to tip for supplies, so I took out two hundred dollars and handed it over with great reluctance.

It was an unpleasant night, and I kicked it twice in anger as I looked at the round belly of the food.

It actually ran away without permission, I wanted to chase it, but there was still Yue Lingxi stuck to its body, and I really couldn't get out.

I looked around for a long time, and saw that Maomao was running towards the south, and ran to the intersection and turned left and disappeared, so I was relieved, the direction it ran in the direction of home, and it should not be lost.

Yue Lingxi didn't know if it was really drunk, she was even more drunk, or she pretended to be pitiful, anyway, she was standing unsteadily, and I couldn't get out, so I had to help her to a remote corner, so that she wouldn't be seen by too many people.

Standing in a dark corner, I was also slightly dizzy, and I shook my head from side to side and began to think about what to do next.

What the hell should I do? Send her home? I can't do it, that kind of behavior is called going into the tiger's den alone.

Put her in the car and slap her ass and leave? I can't do this, it's too cold at night and sunny during the day, and if there is a bad thing, I have a bad conscience.