Chapter 60: The Jade Emperor's Performance
These people are all waiting for Zheng Yu's store to open to buy clothes, the women are here to buy clothes, and the men are accompanying their female companions to buy clothes, and these people are all disciples of Penglai Immortal Island, and they are all people who experienced last night's dance.
Last night's dance party on Penglai Xiandao was very lively, it was originally the birthday guy's birthday, he should be the protagonist, but all kinds of beauties dressed in human world costumes snatched the halo of the birthday guy's protagonist at once, and became the focus of the audience, even the three island owners and wives of Fu Lushou were attracted by these beauties, and this night was tortured several times for the three island owners, and finally the three agreed to them.
I saw the three island owners standing respectfully in the top three, and three beautiful women standing beside them.
Erlang God hurriedly said: "Brother Zheng Yu, go and open the door, the three island masters of Penglai Immortal Island's Fu Lushou are here, and they are all big shots." ”
"Fu Lu Shou, are you the three immortal chiefs of Fu Xing, Lu Xing, and Shou Xing?"
"That's right, Brother Zheng Yu, the three of them are tyrant-level figures in the Heavenly Court, and the family has more money than the God of Wealth, hurry up and open the door. ”
"I'll go, these three big guys are here, Zhenjun, I need your favor, you come with me quickly." ”
Under the guidance of Zheng Yu, Erlang God opened a new men's clothing brand store next to Yirenfang, which specializes in all kinds of luxury men's clothing, and the name is Men's Gang.
Everyone also saw that Zheng Yu did not go to open the gate of Yirenfang, but opened a men's gang next to him, which made everyone wonder.
"I said, Boss Zheng, you can't open this Yiren Fang yet. ”
Zheng Yu looked at his watch and said, "Don't worry, Yirenfang will open in ten minutes." ”
"Ten minutes later, see what time it is. ”
Everyone took out their mobile phones and looked at 8:50.
"Open the door at nine o'clock, this boss is very good at handling. ”
The man helped get ready here, and the big beauties of the Hundred Flowers Fairy were also late.
"Zheng Yu baby, today is another day full of vitality~Come on~."
The Hundred Flowers Fairy ran over energetically with a cropped shirt on her top, a pleated miniskirt on her bottom, a ponytail, and sneakers.
Zheng Yu also followed the Hundred Flowers Fairy to cheer.
Along the way, everyone looked at the Hundred Flowers Fairy with greedy faces, and behind him, the Lotus Fairy was dressed in a tight casual suit, wearing a black round-framed sunglasses, and carrying a Hermes bag in her hand.
As soon as these four beauties appeared, they ushered in the eyes of thousands of teenagers and girls, and even those fairies with a lot of beards looked at these four energetic and energetic beauties and swallowed the already hot saliva.
"Husband, I want that set of clothes too. ”
Seeing this, Fuxing's wife shook Fuxing's arm vigorously.
"Okay, okay, I'll buy it for you. ”
The other two ladies were also angry with Lu Xing and Shou Xing.
The gate of Yirenfang opened, and everyone flocked to it, almost breaking the gate of Yirenfang.
Zheng Yu doesn't have to worry about it here, there is a hundred flowers fairy *** busy, what he has to do now is to publicize the men's gang.
Zheng Yu thought about it, and decided to use the catwalk plan again, because this plan is the best style to show off his store clothes, but who is this model?
Zheng Yu looked at Erlang God on the side.
"Zhenjun, you don't have anything to do next. ”
Erlang said: "Of course it's okay, brother, if you have anything, just say it." ”
"Huhu ~ Radisson I's cut door, hello everyone, this is the large-scale catwalk scene of the men's gang clothing conference, don't miss it if you don't pass by, you are only one step away from becoming a man, and the catwalk will begin. ”
Jiro's slightly magnetic and muffled voice sounded over the entire market again, and as the words fell, a dark gray catwalk appeared at the door of the men's shop.
Immediately afterwards, I saw Erlang God wearing a black suit and tie, and walking on the catwalk with crocodile leather shoes.
The appearance of Erlang God immediately caused a group of T-shirt-clad fairies in the audience to scream, and they kept screaming with expressions.
Erlang God has also taken this place as his home field and does not listen to his own POSE, blinking at the fairies non-stop, this action makes those girls scream.
A man said: "That's it, I can do it, let's go and see, I want to charm thousands of girls." ”
Seeing someone enter the men's gang, Zheng Yu knew that this place was about to bloom.
But the man's extravagant demand for clothes doesn't seem to be very high, and they are all just onlookers, and they don't have the intention of taking the initiative to join the men's gang.
"What are you doing, I don't want to go, my robe is still very new, I don't want to change it. ”
"No, you have to buy it today, you have to buy it if you don't buy it, you have to buy it, let me go. ”
At this time, a little fairy dressed in simple and beautiful casual clothes pulled his Taoist companion towards the men's gang, but the man was obviously not interested in clothes or anything, and he didn't go in alive or dead, and the fairy raised a kick and kicked the man in, causing everyone around to laugh.
"Haha, this guy is really interesting, he is committed to obeying the woman. ”
"Really, it's a shame for my man, these clothes are average, not very good, or my robe. ”
Everyone on the stage looked boredly at Erlang God and his clones on the stage, constantly changing their shapes.
After a while, the two young couples who had entered the men's gang walked out of the door of the men's gang wearing the same couple clothes, and the fairy buried her head in the man's arms, and the man went to open a room with the woman with joy, no, it was to cultivate.
The two of them invisibly sprinkled a wave of dog food, and the men who had mocked them before, seeing this scene at this moment, immediately looked at their right hand, and an inexplicable sense of loss came to their hearts, and they turned around gloomily and prepared to leave.
"Are you still worried that you can't find another partner, are you still worried that you can only stay alone in the empty room, don't worry, come in the men's gang, let you be a man again, your other partner is waiting for you over there. ”
The voice of the Jade Emperor suddenly came from the sky, and then I saw that on the catwalk, the Jade Emperor was dressed in a tyrant gold, with a big gold chain, and appeared in everyone's sight with his feet in space.
"Poof~~~"
Zheng Yu was instantly stunned, what's wrong with the Jade Emperor, did he go to the world for a trip, don't you want this image or anything?
"Ah~~~ Brother Jade Emperor, Brother Jade Emperor, we love you~~Ah~~".
Suddenly, a group of little beauties rushed up in the audience, snuggling up to the Jade Emperor's side, and everyone in the audience looked stupid, what did the Jade Emperor want to do?
The Jade Emperor didn't know where to take out a golden microphone, the Jade Emperor suddenly sang RAP into the microphone, that action, that fan, just like a professional singer, the Jade Emperor rushed out of the encirclement of the women, while singing and jumping, the atmosphere of the scene was instantly ignited, the more the Jade Emperor sang, the more he sang, he reached out and took off his sunglasses and threw them directly into the crowd, triggering a burst of scramble at the scene.
I saw the Jade Emperor snap his fingers, the surrounding space changed instantly, everyone seemed to enter the sea of stars, planets and galaxies were constantly wandering around, and the atmosphere of the scene was brought to a ** in an instant.
And the Jade Emperor's body suddenly changed very hugely, the whole person actually danced in the sea of stars, and the clothes on his body began to change with his different movements, a set of different styles of clothes were presented in front of everyone, and the Jade Emperor of different shapes showed different charms, and the emotions of everyone on the scene were pushed again.
“Emmm... Why, it became the concert of the Jade Emperor. ”
Zheng Yu looked at the Jade Emperor who was constantly dancing on the stage, and for a while he forgot what the original Jade Emperor looked like.
Erlang God came to Zheng Yu's side and said with a look of adoration: "Zheng Yu, in the human world, what have you taught the Jade Emperor, why did he suddenly become so powerful?"
Zheng Yu thought about it, the Jade Emperor really didn't seem to have anything else except going to KTV, leisure clubs or drag racing every day, could it be that he learned these things from KTV?
At the end of the song, the Jade Emperor completed the performance with a look, and finally the curtain call of the Jade Emperor, followed by a snap of the fingers, and everyone returned to the market again.
"I'll go, isn't this the Jade Emperor, so handsome, I didn't expect the Jade Emperor to be so handsome, we can't fall behind, rush brothers." ”
"Rush~~"
With the Jade Emperor proofing, many men rushed into the store of the men's gang, and the men's gang also set off a wave of panic buying.
The Jade Emperor came to Zheng Yu's side and sorted out his clothes and hairstyle.
Zheng Yu hurriedly said: "Thank you Jade Emperor for your help, let's see how the remuneration is calculated?"
The Jade Emperor said: "The remuneration or something is exempt, you take me to the human world to play for a few days, this is regarded as my thank you." ”
"Really, thank you Jade Emperor, thank you Jade Emperor. ”
"Thank you for the word, the widow has an important matter to discuss with you. ”
"Jade Emperor, please speak. ”
"The widow will also open a shop. ”