Chapter 65: The World of Two Dogs
When I look at Chen Yuanyuan.
I found that she was also squinting at me with the soul-hooking Danfeng's eyes.
Still licking my lips greedily like me.
Chen Yuanyuan was drunk in a daze.
After eating this dessert, I was even more confused.
I have a big tongue when I speak.
Stretched out his little hand and touched my face and said, "Brother Erpi, why do I think you look so much like a dessert, let me eat a bite?"
Oh no, I realized what would happen if I stayed any longer.
It's not just her who wants to eat me, I can't wait to eat her.
We're all desserts in each other's eyes.
Auntie is cheating on me, she must have used sorcery on this dessert.
I treat Chen Yuanyuan like a little sister.
Kissing is already the bottom line, and you can't cross this bottom line no matter what.
Even if you pit Ye Zihan, you can't pit Chen Yuanyuan.
The thought that came to me scared the hell out of me.
What kind of hell logic is this, why can you just pit Ye Zihan?!
Fate was unfair to Ye Zihan and locked her life on the No. 9 furnace.
Can I be unfair to her because of this?
Forget it, don't think about it, your head is buzzing.
If you stay any longer, it's easy to eat each other as a dessert.
I said, "Yuanyuan, you stay in the house, I'll go and see if my aunt has done it, I can't wait." β
Seeing Chen Yuanyuan's attached eyes, she didn't want me to go out.
Without waiting for her to speak, I quickly slipped out.
I quietly walked to the karaoke house and stretched out my head to look inside.
The aunt was not inside, only Ye Zihan was sleeping on the sofa.
I stepped forward and gently touched Ye Zihan.
After all, she is also an onmyoji, and she is very alert when she sleeps.
I woke up at the first touch.
I whispered, "It's too late, let's go back, be quiet, don't say goodbye to them." β
Ye Zihan looked around blankly before he came to his senses.
Standing up, he grabbed my hand and reached out to test it before he breathed a sigh of relief.
He muttered inarticulately, "It's okay, I wasn't hooked up with that little slut." β
I'm a little dizzy, how did she detect it?
Ye Zihan glanced at me with satisfaction, and then asked me to help her walk out.
She drank a little too much, and her legs were as weak as noodles.
I was helping, almost holding her away.
It's really torture.
Because she's a dessert in my eyes, I can't help but think......
Auntie is definitely a master of evil arts, and the dark dishes she makes are really terrifying!
I swear I'll never eat anything she made again next time!
I drank a lot and my legs were soft.
Coupled with Ye Zihan's big supermodel, it was really difficult for me to help her go.
I almost fell several times.
When I was about to get to her car, I still fell down.
I fell on top of her.
There was an urge to eat dessert.
Ye Zihan saw it.
just patted my face and said, "I finally want to kiss me, when Chen Yuanyuan is here, I see that you are scared, and in the end, I am still sister, bear with me for a while, go home and let you kiss." β
I shook my head vigorously to clear myself up.
Who wants to kiss her, but just sees her as a dessert again.
Ye Zihan still wanted to get into her car, so I called Shen Xiaocen in advance.
Shen Xiaocen has arrived.
got into Shen Xiaocen's car.
Shen Xiaocen teased Ye Zihan: "Eighth sister, I can get Zhang Erpi out of the Chen family and give you a great credit, I finally didn't disappoint our sisters, our sisters have studied it just now, and we all agree that you can still withstand it, come on!"
Ye Zi scolded with tears and laughter: "Get out, why don't you try it!"
Shen Xiaocen said in a comparative: "Then don't think about it, Zhang Erpi has already promised me to put me last, with your eight sisters, you can't get to this level." β
I didn't have the heart to listen to the two gossip.
Hurry up and send a message to Old Joe and ask him how to crack it.
Lao Qiao replied: There are two ways, one is to let my aunt crack it herself, and the other is to let Ye Zihan help crack it.
I told Lao Qiao that I didn't want to be married to Ye Zihan.
If you don't feel for her and don't call, then you will hurt others and yourself.
Lao Qiao said that he didn't have to do the things of husband and wife, he could use ...... 186 Chinese Network
The next thing he said was unbearable.
It made my face redder than a diaper.
Ye Zihan sat in the passenger seat.
I sat in the back and saw Shen Xiaocen muttering something to Ye Zihan from time to time.
Ye Zihan had a bitter look on her face, and a disgusting expression would appear in the middle.
And look back at me from time to time.
I drank too much, I was sleepy and uncomfortable, and I always wanted dessert.
I didn't bother to listen, but my eldest sister didn't want to see me.
coercive and tempting Ye Zi.
Let Ye Zihan have a substantive trial marriage with me.
If that doesn't work, she'll play.
My heart trembled, try it, why do you want substance!
After arriving at Ye Zihan's house, Shen Xiaocen went back.
It is said that it does not affect the two-person world of the two of us.
Suddenly there were just the two of us left in the room, and the air became tense.
We're both novices in this regard, and we don't know how to ease it.
It's embarrassing.
Don't look at her hugging and hugging me in front of people, it's that she is jealous and tantrum.
Draw close to me with a tiger spirit.
This one was left with the two of us, and she wouldn't play it anytime soon.
In the end, I opened up the dull situation.
Anyway, I'm a person from the past, and I've also been in the water of a trial marriage.
Although the feet are not wet.
After all, I tried to marry Wang Mingzhu, and I have some experience.
I glanced at Ye Zihan, and whispered: "That, you, do you have to take a shower first, I, I'll help you rub your back, right?"
Ye Zihan was stunned.
Look up at me.
said with a disgusting face: "Zhang Erpi, don't blame our sisters for hating you, why are you so dirty in your heart, it's too obscene, disgusting!"
I'll go, I'm going to me, and the trial marriage is also husband and wife.
It's obscene and disgusting to rub your back!
Actually, I didn't think about anything, I just wanted to break the embarrassment.
If it weren't too awkward, both of them were stiff like wooden people, and it was hard to breathe.
If you don't rub it down, I don't want to rub it for you!
Ye Zihan pointed to the bedroom opposite and said, "Zhang Erpi, you go over there to take a shower, it stinks to death!"
If you don't like me, you will say that you can't look down on me, and if you don't like me, you will say that I stink.
Lao Tzu was tired of a day with Chen Yuanyuan today, and his body smelled of LancΓ΄me perfume.
How good it smells, how good it smells, where does the smell come from!
I was just about to turn around and leave, when Ye Zihan's video call rang.
Ye Zihan immediately said to me: "Come back." β
I didn't leave either.
Ye Zihan took a deep breath and snuggled up to me.
His face was a little red, and he asked in a stiff voice, "Zhang Erpi, do you still want to kiss me?"
I really didn't want to kiss her, I just looked at her like a dessert, and I had the urge to take a bite.
I said, "Didn't you say that I was obscene and disgusting, why did you ask me if I wanted to kiss you?"
Ye Zihan said: "It's not disgusting, why do you want to help me rub my back, don't you just want to take advantage of me?"
I said: "Ye Zihan, is it good for the two of us to try to marry now, husband and wife, it is okay to rub your back, this is still taught to me by Wang Mingzhu, why do you say that I am obscene and disgusting, I learned from Wang Mingzhu, is Wang Mingzhu also obscene and disgusting, do you want me to call and ask Wang Mingzhu?!"
Ye Zihan was stunned by what I said.
I was stunned for a while before I said: "I have never been married, how do you know that marriage is like this, the second sister is older than me after all, more experienced than me, if you want to do husband and wife things with me, just say it generously, that will make you frank, if you don't say it directly, you want to find an excuse to get close to me, of course I will misunderstand you obscenely!"
Hearing her say this, my anger finally subsided.
I said: "It's your sisters who want to video monitor you, you want me to kiss you, why don't you say it generously, aren't you also bad at consciously saying it directly, and ask me if I want to kiss you, if I say I don't want to, how embarrassed are you!"
Ye Zi stomped her foot angrily, and said with tears in her eyes: "Zhang Erpi, my sisters are bullying me, you are bullying me too, are you still not a man?!"
I said: "Ye Zihan, you are unreasonable, how can I bully you, I can tell your sisters now, we have no fun, you are not my dish, the trial marriage is over, next, I want to go on a blind date with my eldest sister Bai Xuehe." β
Ye Zi couldn't hold back her tears anymore and slipped down directly.
Choked up and said: "No, they forced me to have a substantive trial marriage with you, and if I don't do what they say, they will give me the most severe punishment!"
I said, "What is the most severe punishment, are you afraid to sacrifice yourself?"
Ye Zihan said: "As for it, I would rather give up my life than face the punishment of my sisters! As for what the punishment is, you don't need to know, this is our sister's privacy." β
I'm going, what punishment is so severe? I really want to know!
I said, "Okay, since that's the case, then you're welcome." β
Ye Zihan glared at me and said, "Why are you talking so ugly, what are you being polite, it's like I invited you to eat chicken!"
I cried and laughed, "Then what should I say?"
Ye Zihan said: "If you can't speak, don't say anything, change into pajamas and come to my room, I'll wait for you on the bed." β