A voice sounded outside the door, and several people in the box looked at the door.

The door of the box opened, and I saw the god of food carrying a wine bottle, standing at the door with a red face, and shouted with a squint of disdain: "I said, who are you, so crazy, you actually call yourself the god of food, do you know, I am the food... God. ”

I was most afraid that the air would be quiet in an instant, and as soon as the god of food was halfway through his words, the disdainful little eyes slowly opened, but of course when he saw a few people in this room, his wine woke up instantly, and even the voice that spoke changed from the brutality at the beginning to like a deflated ball.

There are a total of four people in the room, Zheng Yu is standing in front of the table, holding a wine bottle to drink or not, Sun Wukong is sitting in the middle facing the door, Erlang God is sitting on the left hand side, and the Dragon King Ao Bing is sitting on the right hand side, the skills of the three people are called the God of War level in the heavenly realm, and the three gods of war gather at one table, which is also a rare event, but it is such a rare event that makes him meet the God of Food.

The most unfortunate thing is that he actually launched a provocation against these three people.

"Ah, hey, yes, I don't know who it is, you look for me, okay, you wait for me, I'll come back." ”

Fortunately, the god of food is more witty, he is holding the wine bottle in one hand and the mobile phone in the other, when he finds himself in this embarrassing situation, he quickly picks up the mobile phone, and quickly closes the door and leaves.

The god of food who escaped death didn't dare to stay, although the beer here is free, but his life is the most important, it's a big deal to go back and buy some beer and drink it himself, it's better than being beaten by the three gods of war.

The dead men in the box looked at each other, and then burst into laughter.

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Hehe, this old guy who is the god of food, is the least courageous, he must have drunk too much today, so he dared to come over, and he will talk to him later." ”

Zheng Yu said: "The Great Sage must grasp the measure, and don't scare the God of Food so much that he can't cook." ”

Sun Wukong laughed: "Don't worry, you just discounted his hands, and when he grows up, he will still be able to cook." ”

Ao Bing suddenly laughed heartily and said, "You guys are so interesting, so funny, hahaha, I never thought that people in Heavenly Court could be so interesting." ”

The other three smiled.

Zheng Yu suddenly took out a brand new mobile phone and put it in front of Ao Bing.

"Lord Dragon King, this mobile phone is for you, it can help you learn more about the news of the heavenly realm and the human world, if you are interested, you can download a Diyin, when you are bored, you can also watch the live broadcast of Chang'e Fairy, if you want to be an anchor, come to me, I will help you realize your dreams." ”

Sun Wukong said: "Yes, my old grandson is also live inside, but he has been banned in the past two days, and he will be able to continue the live broadcast the day after tomorrow, you still don't know how to use your mobile phone, I'll teach you." ”

Saying that, Sun Wukong and Erlang God enthusiastically opened their mobile phones for Ao Bing and downloaded various applications, which made Ao Bing feel like he was back at home, and the WeChat of the four of them added friends to each other, and the four of them will be good friends in the future.

Ao Bing said drunkly: "I, Ao Bing, have no friends since I came to Heaven, from today onwards you are my friends, let's treat each other with all sincerity in the future, and I will do it first as a respect." ”

Ao Bing picked up the wine bottle and drank it all.

The four of them also turned on the drinking mode.

It's a good thing, but drinking too much will make people forget a lot of things, no, Ao Bing drank so happily that he forgot why he came.

Outside the market, a team of shrimp soldiers and crab generals stood shivering in the cold wind.

A shrimp soldier said, "My lord, where have you gone, you can't have been arrested." ”

The crab general said: "Nonsense, what kind of character is the adult, that is our lord of the East China Sea, how can these guys be caught, I guess the adult must be accepting tribute, and he will beckon us to go in and eat and drink spicy food in a while, I heard that there are many delicious foods in this Erlang God's barbecue restaurant, which are better than those made by the God of Food." ”

"Really? I want to eat everything you said. ”

In the box, the four of them were already drunk, and Ao Bing said loudly: "Come on, bring me a plate of grilled shrimp, put more spicy, I want to be perverted and spicy, hahaha, come on, brothers, I'll show you one of my unique skills, the dragon absorbs water." ”

I saw Ao Bing stand up, pick up the wine bottle, raise his head and mouth against the mouth of the bottle, and then he shook the wine bottle, the beer formed a whirlpool in the wine bottle, and just when the whirlpool was formed, Ao Bing opened his big mouth, but because the beer rotated, the speed of decline was very accelerated, and this was also Ao Bing's first time drinking beer, he had no experience, I saw that the beer was like a fountain along Ao Bing's nostrils and mouth all squirted out, Ao Bing was also choked and coughed hard.

And the three who watched the excitement were already drunk, and they couldn't react at all, and the beer fell from the sky and fell all in their faces.

However, the three of them didn't care, and the four of them looked at each other and laughed.

"It's so fun, oops, I haven't been so happy for a long time, thank you, it's not a short time now, my subordinates are still there..." ”

Zheng Yu hurriedly said: "Lord Dragon King, you can pack these skewers and keep them, and you can have a supper when you go back." ”

Ao Bing licked his lips and said, "It's okay, but Brother Zheng doesn't call me Lord Dragon King in the future, just call me Ao Bing, so I will feel very kind, we can't be too foreign." ”

Zheng Yu arched his hand and said, "Okay, Brother Ao Bing, I will definitely come to visit, walk slowly all the way." ”

Seeing Zheng Yu's appearance, Ao Bing also smiled and said, "Don't send it." ”

With that, Ao Bing left the place with a bag of skewers and the like.

Outside the market, the eyes of the shrimp soldiers and crabs in that team were already waiting were green.

"Why haven't you come back, let's go in and see, don't anything happen." ”

"Look, it's the Lord who is back, he is still carrying something in his hand, it must be a court, great, we can finally gain a foothold in Heaven in the future." ”

Ao Bing came to everyone and said lightly: "Let's go, let's go back to the Dragon Palace." ”

The shrimp soldier hurriedly said: "My lord, what you have in your hand is the tribute they gave you." ”

Ao Bing picked up the bag and said, "No, it's just a skewer." ”

"Kebabs?"

The shrimp soldiers and crab generals were shocked, could it be that they lost their skewers for so long after going in for so long.

The crab general said: "My lord, how to solve the matter of their barbecue of our aquarium?"

Ao Bing said: "By the way, who reported this matter, and gave me a severe punishment after I went back, and I was indiscriminate, talking nonsense without clarifying the facts, I almost wronged my friends." ”

"Friends?"

The shrimp soldiers and crab generals were stunned again, when did their adults have friends, didn't he have been alone for 10,000 years, and he didn't have two partners, he went to a barbecue restaurant, how did it change, could it be that this barbecue restaurant has such a mysterious power, then it seems that they are going to give it a try.

Ao Bing smiled: "Let's go, let's go back and clean up and wait for my friends." ”

Ao Bing left, and Zheng Yu got up and began to clean up.

"Zhenjun, Zhenjun wake up quickly, you won't be killed by such a little amount of alcohol. ”

Erlang God raised his head, looked at Zheng Yu in a daze, and said weakly: "Zheng Yu, I seem to feel like I'm going to faint." ”

After speaking, Erlang God lay directly on the table.

"What, dizzy, I'm going to you, it's not going to run out of mana, that's the end, oops. ”

Zheng Yu hurriedly put down the things in his hand and ran out, as expected, all the doppelgangers of Erlang God disappeared with the exhaustion of his mana, and a few clones were holding plates when they disappeared, and the things on the plate were scattered all over the place, and there were a few people who were stir-frying, and those dishes were also burned in the pot, now Zheng Yu was a claw in the car, he hurriedly went to pour out the burnt things in the pot, while catching fire, he hurried to turn over the barbecue food, and for a while Zheng Yu was busy with his heels facing forward.

The customers on the side were still urging, and they didn't know what was going on, why Jiro's doppelganger suddenly disappeared, but they didn't care, they just wanted their own food.

Zheng Yu hurriedly cleaned up, but there were too many customers, and he really couldn't clean it up by himself, so he should have hired dozens of people to come back first, and it would have saved Erlang God from having dozens of doppelgangers come out.

However, just when Zheng Yu was about to collapse, his saviors finally arrived.

I saw that the Hundred Flowers Fairy led the crowd to this place and hurriedly helped Zheng Yu clean up the mess, Chang'e Fairy also came to help grill skewers together, and Fairy Yaoji and Li Xiaoling also came here to help, and for a while the barbecue restaurant finally returned to normal order.

Seeing everyone's enthusiastic help, Zheng Yu was excited, and he decided that all the income tonight would be distributed to the people who helped him.