Chapter 157 Ask questions before marriage to rob the family group, and the answer will always be unsatisfactory
After Xiaoxue reported the results of the analysis, Lao Zhao shouted inside without hesitation: "Dior perfume." ”
"Ah, I can't see that you are full of talents in the family group, quickly guess which circle was drawn by your daughter-in-law, the price is 400 yuan, after guessing correctly, the red envelope will be brought and the door will be opened for you. ”
The four circles on the paper, without any technical content, let people analyze, guess if you can't guess, you have to see if Meng is accurate, Lao Zhao continued to say loudly: "I guess it's the first, because the first one is the most beautiful." ”
This is very technical, when did Lao Zhao's emotional intelligence become so high? The four circles were all drawn by hand, not round or square, how did he see that the first one was the most beautiful? And said that her daughter-in-law painted the most beautiful.
I only heard a message from inside the door, "Hahaha, it was miraculously right, yes, yes, but the first one is beautiful, and the others are not beautiful?" 5 beauties, one person and one bottle of perfume, a total of 2,000 yuan, because we said that our other paintings are not beautiful, and we are fined 4 red envelopes to apologize. ”
"But I'm talking about the first one being the most beautiful, not the other ones that aren't beautiful. Lao Zhao muttered.
"Don't mumble, you can't miss the apology red envelope. ”
On the side, I was still secretly sighing for Lao Zhao's high emotional intelligence just now, and when I saw this result, I immediately laughed "haha", and I laughed very inexplicably. Everyone couldn't help but cast suspicious glances.
Xiaoxue asked directly: "What are you laughing at, taking out an extra 400 yuan in red envelopes to make you happy like this?
"I'll just laugh casually, you continue, you continue. ”
Lao Zhao also looked at me, and then asked Xiaoxue for 24 red envelopes, and stuffed them one by one.
At this time, the door finally opened slowly, but no one rushed forward, because it was said that whoever rushed in first would bear the brunt of the next punishment.
Since it was Lao Zhao's daughter-in-law, the first person to enter the door must be him, Xiaoxue followed and walked in, and then we rushed in.
The scene inside the house is very pleasing to the eye, not to mention the bride, the three bridesmaids are all wearing beautiful white bridesmaid dresses, coupled with exquisite makeup, the beauty is simply an incomparable and beautiful scenery. Everyone present, except for Xiaoxue, basically looked at everyone else's eyes glazed.
In fact, our men are also very handsome, and they are also very eye-catching, but fortunately, Xiaoxue broke the peace of mutual appreciation in time and shouted loudly: "Don't be in a daze, hurry up and leave." ”
The beautiful and elegant Gege immediately stood up and said, "Although you have entered the last door, there is still a test, after which you can leave smoothly, and the groom and groomsmen must be tested together." ”
Test? Is it plucking leg hair, standing on the cutting board, etc.? Fortunately, I don't have much leg hair.
Gege continued: "Don't think about vulgar projects such as plucking leg hair, let's be different, say goodbye to those projects that have no connotation, here are some notes, each of you draw one, there are different questions on it, you can rest assured, the questions will not be scaleless, there is no bottom line, so you must answer truthfully, if you are not satisfied, you need to perform an amazing talent." ”
Listening to Gege's description, this test project does have connotation, and there is also a talent show, Avenue of Stars?
"Okay, then let's hurry up and grab the note, such an elegant and connotative process of snatching relatives is still good. Lao Zhao urged.
Lao Zhao, me, Xiaobai and Yang Shuai each grabbed a note, opened it and looked at it, and the four of them suddenly showed different expressions, and they fell into beautiful, unforgettable, or shy memories.
Through guessing boxing, the four of us finally decided the order, with Yang Shuai proofing, Lao Zhao second, Xiaobai third, and I became the final finale.
Yang Shuai took out a note and handed it to Gege, who unfolded it and read: "After you got married, you quarreled with your wife, if your wife shouted for divorce, what would you think?"
"Answer seriously. Su Su and Jiajia next to him reminded.
Yang Shuai thought for a moment and said: "Although I am not married yet and have never experienced such a problem, my girlfriend and I have indeed broken up because of quarrels, so I'll try to answer it!"
"Okay, you imagine a scenario where you have a problem like this after marriage, and you have a ready-made solution to it. Gege added.
"First of all, I think the word 'divorce' should not be said lightly, and whoever says it, even if it is not said seriously, will have a great impact on the other party. My girlfriend and I have been through seven ups and downs together, and there have been a lot of bumps and bumps in the past seven years, and there have been many times when we quarreled so much that we broke up to the point of breaking up. The first time she quarreled about breaking up, I panicked, and immediately admitted my mistakes sincerely, said all the good things, and finally reconciled after a long time, after which I experienced a second time, a third time, and so on, and the panic in my heart became lighter and lighter, and I was able to treat it as if nothing happened, because I found that her proposal to break up was just a means of intimidation, not the real thoughts in my heart. We have been together for seven years, and if we can get married in the future, it proves that we have withstood the test of time and cannot quarrel, so I reasoned that if she filed for divorce after marriage, I would still think it was a means of intimidation, and I didn't have to take it seriously, and I could continue to be harmonious by saying some good things and coaxing. Yang Shuai patiently explained.
Xiaobai and I next to me couldn't help nodding our heads again and again, and agreed that the scenario envisioned by Yang Shuai was very reasonable.
However, the woman looked a little bad, as if she was not satisfied with Yang Shuai's answer.
Gege spoke first: "Whether a woman says breakup or divorce, you must have broken her heart, you shouldn't disagree, even if she is really just intimidating you, you have been numb by intimidation, then you can't let her recover by herself, you should self-reflect, reflect on what you did not do well, and then gradually improve." ”
"Well, Sister Fang is right, if you don't seriously reflect and gradually improve, although she can recover herself, it will break out at some point in the future, this is a safety hazard, if it is not solved one day, there is always the possibility of an outbreak. Su Su also echoed and said.
"Of course, you guys are right, a lot of girls are really too easy to break up or divorce, and that's where we need to improve. Jiajia also added.
"Lao Zhao, have you heard? If there are any problems, they will be changed, and if they are not, they will be encouraged, and we can't disagree with them in the future. Hua Mei instructed Lao Zhao, who was speechless.
"Madame, rest assured, I will be self-conscious all day long, do my best, and be an impeccable and good husband. Lao Zhao swore an oath.
Lao Zhao really made the gay men a little weak, and before he got married, he was already so afraid of his wife, but he gave us a bad start.
Next, Gege continued: "Comprehensive evaluation, although Yang Shuai's answer is reasonable, we are not satisfied and need to be punished. ”
"Ah, Su Su, Jiajia and Hua Mei didn't express their satisfaction, how did they come together?" Yang Shuai asked suspiciously.
"Sister Fang has full authority to represent us. Hua Mei, Su Su and Jiajia on the side replied in unison.
Yang Shuai couldn't even see this, and even expressed doubts, I think no matter what, they will definitely express their dissatisfaction, the purpose is to let us show our talents.
It can be seen that it is difficult for the remaining three of us to obtain their satisfaction, and we have to quickly think about what talents we can show for a while.
Yang Shuai frowned, thought for a while, and said, "I'll perform a fire-spitting performance, right?"
Yang Shuai could perform such an exciting talent, it was so exciting and thrilling that everyone hurriedly applauded to express their encouragement.
Immediately afterwards, Yang Shuai took out a lighter from his pocket, bit the upper end of it, pressed the switch, and the gas in the lighter slowly filled his mouth, and he puffed his cheeks until he was very drummed before he stopped, and his image reminded me of a puffing frog.
I saw Yang Shuai playing the lighter in his hand, and quickly spewed out the gas in his mouth in the direction of no one, and a flame rose up, startling everyone present.
"Yang Shuai, your talent is very exciting, it's just a little dangerous, don't play like this in the future. I commented in passing.
"Yes, Yang Shuai, it's really too dangerous, it's not good if you burn yourself. Lao Zhao also said with some worry.
"Well, stupid and Brother Zhao are right, this talent is too hard, let's take it as the last performance, don't perform in the future, it's very risky. Gege also commented, and then everyone nodded yes.
"Don't worry, I used to play like this when I was a kid, and it's fine. Yang Shuai said with confidence.
Having said that, we still advised him not to do this in the future, and said that his talent show could pass. Next, it was Lao Zhao's turn to answer the question.
Lao Zhao obediently handed over his note, Gege unfolded the note, glanced at it, smiled mysteriously at Lao Zhao, and said: "The following is an eternal problem, you have to think twice before answering." ”
Is it a question like "If I fall into the water at the same time as your mother, who will you save first?" Lao Zhao on the side also showed a serious expression, is it really such a problem?
"Please listen to the question, if you meet a better and more compatible opposite sex after marriage, and the other party has a love for you, will you cheat? Brother Zhao, think about it, you need to be cautious in answering the question. Gege once again reminded you to answer the question carefully.
"What is there to think about, Hua Mei is the most perfect wife I have ever met, and in my heart she is the most ideal, the best, and the most beautiful bride, so I will not encounter this hypothetical problem, I will be a little train that Hua Mei will never derail. Lao Zhao gave this answer without hesitation.
Well, the answer was crisp, decisive, and sincere. But everyone is not a perfect existence, your feelings have not experienced a marathon-like long-distance test, have not experienced many ups and downs, in the future in the face of firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea these trivial times of life, each other will always expose a lot of shortcomings that have not been found before, then you will understand each other, tolerate each other, each other's achievements, contradictions are not terrible, the key is to overcome together. Gege commented earnestly and didacciously.
Gege's comments were so incisive that I couldn't help but raise my hands and applaud.