Gotta call uncle
"Nima, whip me to death, give me a rough one!" the fat man roared and rolled over.
The onlookers were so frightened that Qi Shushu took a step back.
The fat man didn't care much, so he laid the silver-haired old man on his back and quickly tapped it on his chest.
As soon as he moved, a man with glasses in the crowd immediately shouted, "Hey, fat man, don't move, this old man has a heart attack, and it is taboo to move indiscriminately." ”
The fat man ignored him, and quickly clicked his fingers along the Zu Sun Bladder Meridian, Zu Shao Yang Bile Meridian, Zu Yang Ming Stomach Meridian, Zu Tai Yin and Spleen Meridian, Zu Shao Yin and Stomach Meridian, and Zu Shao Yin and Liver Meridian.
The man with glasses suddenly became anxious, and while coming over to pull the fat man, he said, "120 will be here in a while, you will kill him if you are so foolish." ”
The fat man scolded, "You know a fart, don't delay Lao Tzu to save people!"
"How can you scold people, I'm a doctor in the central hospital, I don't know how to save people? Now I have no medicine and can only wait for 120 to come, I have already called. The man with glasses didn't care about being scolded, but he cared about others questioning his medical skills, so he immediately reported himself.
The second fat man responded to him with only one word, "Cut!"
The man with glasses saw that the fat man ignored him, and he couldn't pull him, so he immediately shouted, "Help me pull him away, he will kill him if he messes around like this." ”
Several students who came home from school immediately came up to help. was knocked down by the fat man, and the glasses man's glasses were also swept away.
"Call the police, he's killing someone!"
Someone chimed in: "I think it's a murder for money, just now I saw him rummaging through the old man's pocket, he must have wanted to kill the old man to die without proof." ”
The crowd burst into an uproar.
"It's so shameless to beat him!"
"Hit him!" Someone immediately gave He Peng a few punches from behind, and even buckled the road bricks from the side of the road, making a gesture to smash it.
"Er-" The old man grunted in his throat!
The fat man sat on the ground sweating profusely, and said with a smile, "Old man, I was almost beaten to death by these stupid hats in order to save you, you have to compensate me." ”
The old man slowly opened his eyes and stroked his chest and said, "It's really comfortable, young man, how did you save me, it's much more comfortable than taking a quick-acting heart-saving pill, my body has not been so light for decades." ”
The fat man smiled, "The ancestral Shuluo technique is not worth mentioning, and it can't be compared with the doctors in big hospitals." ”
The man with glasses was so embarrassed that he blushed into the crowd and disappeared, and the few who beat He Peng also took advantage of the chaos to run away.
He Peng shouted to the onlookers, "Do you still want to beat me, some hurry up, if not, they will disperse, the old man has just eased up to keep the air circulating, don't surround it." ”
The crowd dispersed in twos and threes, and some people talked as they walked, "Seeing that there is no Chinese medicine that is not our ancestors, it is still a cow, Western medicine makes the patient wait for death, and the Chinese medicine pinch it a few times to save the person." ”
The old man stood up and was in good spirits, and said to the fat man, "Come home, young man, and come home for dinner, and the old man will repay you for saving your life!"
"Hehe, I'm kidding you, repay the egg, as long as you stop calling me garbage. He Peng is also very happy, no matter what happens, saving a life today is not in vain.
"Let's go, let's go, it's noon, you have to eat, don't you, the old man sees that you are in love, let's make a New Year's friend, my family can have a good Moutai." The old man smiled seductively and said, "Maybe there will be unexpected surprises!"
The fat man saw that the old man was not sincere and refused, and promised, "Cheng, I want to die and don't look hypocritical, but say yes, I have a girlfriend, if you always have a big girl who can't get married, don't surprise me!"
Hahaha!
An old man and a young man walked into a nearby community with their shoulders on their backs, and when 120 came with a whin, it was already a long time since the crowd dispersed.
The old man simply made a few side dishes, took a bottle of eighty-three years of porcelain Moutai (funny), and toasted He Peng with water and wine.
"Little brother, the old brother will give you a crime first, please don't mind the offensive words before. "Boom, the old man did it first.
He Peng also fell into his mouth.
"Oh! good wine!" He Peng praised, "This wine tastes great!"
Suddenly, he heard the sound of the key opening the door, and He Pengqi said, "Old man, who is back? ”
The old man waved his hand and smiled, "Don't pay attention to him, it's my son, when will I come back, let's continue to drink." ”
As soon as the people outside the door came in, He Peng was stunned, it turned out to be Director Ma Changqing Ma!
Ma Changqing was also stunned when he saw He Peng, and then he was furious!
"Get out of here, you kid dare to find home!"
Before the fat man could explain, the old man quit, and threw a tea bowl over, so he almost didn't hit his head, and smashed it on the wall with a clatter.
"Dad, what are you smashing me for? I told you that this kid is not a good thing, he must have sent you something, we can't ask for it, return it to him and let him go!" Ma Changqing put down his handbag and grabbed He Peng, "Do you go by yourself, or will I call the police to arrest you?"
He Peng's heart moved, "Why is Nima so coincidental, what a chance!" He got up and said, "Old man, your son doesn't welcome me, I'll leave, you take care of your body when you're old, it's too dangerous today." ”
The old man slapped the table, and the plates and bowls rose more than an inch high!
"Bastard, you little rabbit cub, he gave me a life, how can you let me pay it back, if you don't serve Lao Tzu's benefactor well today, Lao Tzu will let you have no Lao Tzu!"
When the old man spoke, his eyes were blood-red, his hands trembled, and he was obviously angry.
Ma Changqing couldn't figure it out, and hurriedly came over to stroke the old man's chest and wipe his back, "Dad, why are you so angry, extinguish the fire, extinguish the fire, you can't be angry if you are not in good health." ”
The old man immediately twisted his ears and said, "You toast my great benefactor first, if he forgives you, I will tell you again, otherwise you are going to collect your father's body!"
He Peng was happy in his heart, this old man is amazing.
Ma Changqing gave He Peng a look of embarrassment, and He Peng looked around and pretended not to see it.
Ma Changqing hated in his heart, "Okay, you dead fat man, I'll clean you up when I turn around." ”
He poured a glass of wine in desperation, and saw that it was 83 years of Moutai, and there was a pain in his flesh, the old man had saved this wine for more than ten years, and he was reluctant to drink it, why is this kid cheap today, it seems that this kid is not only a briber but also a fraudster!
"Fatty, I'm ......"
"Huh?" the old man glared, "I still call my little brother brothers, what do you call them?"
Ma Changqing was hesitant, and said in his heart, "My brother, I have to call my uncle, but how can I shout this?
He Peng knew that he couldn't stop talking at this time, if Ma Changqing really called out his uncle, I was afraid that Liang Zi would be deep, so he quickly stopped him.
"Old man, let's talk about our own affairs, Director Ma is in public office, and it's not appropriate for me to be promoted to Xiaomin and call me uncle, so let's call me Xiaoxu. ”
"No, he can put his official authority wherever he likes, but he can't play with you, what's wrong with the official who is in charge of the people and the people call Uncle? I think it's good!" The old man blew his beard and glared.