Chapter 131: Xu Ping'an burns pot ashes
As soon as he saw Widow Liu's expression, Xu Ping'an knew that he had guessed correctly, and suddenly a hot current crossed his vest, and he stammered excitedly:
"That, Widow Liu, don't be afraid, I won't say it, just say it, as long as you, you ...... with me"
Excited, Xu Ping'an jumped and opened his arms to hug Widow Liu.
That's Widow Liu, Xu Ping'an doesn't know how much saliva she has shed when she looks at people's backs on weekdays, and now she has a handle, where can she still hold it.
There is a knife on the head of the color word, Xu Ping'an is out of the way today.
"What do you want to do?"
Widow Liu hurriedly ran back to the house in fright, and just wanted to close the door, but Xu Ping'an slammed the door open and rushed in, shouting:
"Good girl, you can go back to me, as long as I can have you once, I am willing to die. ”
Widow Liu was ashamed and angry, standing on the spot, seeing that she was about to be hugged by Xu Ping'an, suddenly a black shadow flashed, holding a quilt in her hand, covering Xu Ping'an's head, and then knocking it into two fists.
Oops!
Xu Ping'an howled miserably, lying on the ground, unable to get up for a while.
Zhao Erbao held his shoes in his hand, smiled at Widow Liu, and jumped out of the wall of Widow Liu's courtyard with a bang.
"Two"
Widow Liu just wanted to call Zhao Erbao's name, but suddenly became alert, wouldn't this shout be exposed?
Looking down, Xu Ping'an was still wrapped in the quilt and struggling, Widow Liu suddenly became angry, kicked Xu Ping'an twice, and scolded:
"Xu Ping'an, you dog, you dare to take advantage of your mother in broad daylight. ”
"Didn't you say that there are people hidden in the old lady's house, come out and find it for me, if you can't find it today, I'm not done with you. ”
Oops, oops.
Xu Ping'an was kicked and snorted, finally rolled to the side, and found an opportunity to lift the quilt and stand up, but saw Widow Liu holding a kitchen knife in her hand, standing in front of her, staring viciously, suddenly shuddered, and stammered:
"Hey, Liu, Sister-in-law Liu, what are you doing, you put the knife down first, be careful not to hurt yourself. ”
Even so, his eyes were purring around.
When he found that the man's shoes at the foot of the bed were gone, he felt a chill in his heart, knowing that the man had run away just now, and if he stayed any longer, not to mention being cut, he would definitely have to be scratched by Widow Liu's face.
"That sister-in-law Liu, I still have something to do at home, so I'll go back first, and the money will be here for you. ”
Xu Ping'an took out a pile of banknotes from his pants pocket and put it on the table, and when he turned around and wanted to run, Widow Liu chased after his buttocks:
"Xu Laoshi, come back, you come back for me. ”
"If you bully someone, you want to run, is there such a cheap thing in the world?"
Hearing this, Xu Laoshi ran faster, seeing that he had run to the gate, and with a snort, Zhao Erbao jumped in with a big stick in his hand, and shouted viciously:
"Sister-in-law, who bullied you just now, I seem to hear you shouting. ”
"Don't be afraid, I'm here, tell me to catch the dog, I have to break my legs. ”
"Hey, father-in-law, why are you here too?
Wozh!
Xu Ping'an's old face turned purple, and his nervous hands and feet had nowhere to put them.
What to do?
was bumped into by his son-in-law when he did something bad, how can he have a face to see people in the future.
In case the son-in-law tells his wife or daughter, where is his way to live?
Xu Ping'an spun around for a while, and sat on the ground with a fart.
Seeing Zhao Erbao pretending to be there, Widow Liu almost laughed out loud, and deliberately said with a straight face:
"Zhao Erbao, you came just in time, this is your father-in-law on the ground, he just wanted to take advantage of me, you are a family, what do you say about this matter, otherwise, you call the village chief and ask the big guy to comment. ”
"Don't, don't. ”
Xu Ping'an's heart was frightened, and he kept shaking his hands, and bitter juice could be wrung out of his face.
"What, old man, how can you sit on this skinless and faceless thing, how old are you this year, how old is my sister-in-law, and she is not a few years older than your Xu Gui. ”
"No, no, I have to say hello to my mother-in-law about this. I can't watch you jump into the fire pit, you're so old, I can't let you be buried in the ground and still be poked and scolded in the back. ”
Zhao Erbao deliberately said loudly, still squatting on the ground, looking at Xu Ping'an with a "shocked" face.
Xu Ping'an's face was flushed, his eyes didn't dare to look at Zhao Erbao at all, and he stammered:
"Don't, Erbao, don't call your mother-in-law, or her mother's family can come and kill me. ”
"Otherwise, I'll go and talk to the village chief. ”
Zhao Erbao said again.
"Don't. ”
Xu Ping'an's frightened voice changed:
"If you really let the people in the village know about this, your uncle and I will have no face to live, Erbao, please look at my Xu Gui's face, give my uncle a way to live, uncle did this stupid thing today because he was confused. ”
"I'm damned, I'm really damned. ”
As he spoke, Xu Ping'an slapped his two mouths fiercely.
Zhao Erbao saw that the old man was almost frightened, so he gave Widow Liu a look.
Widow Liu came over, spit out Xu Ping'an's saliva, pointed to her nose and scolded:
"You old thing, dare to look at me with your thief eyes in the future, and then dare to arrange me behind my back, you see how I clean you up. ”
"Don't dare, don't dare. ”
Xu Ping'an cowered, completely frightened.
"Forget it, give me some face, that's my old father-in-law after all. ”
Zhao Erbao stood up with a smile, walked up to Widow Liu, and secretly kissed Widow Liu's ear while Xu Ping'an was not paying attention.
Widow Liu Ning sighed, glanced at Zhao Erbao with all kinds of amorous feelings, and nodded:
"Okay, take your father-in-law out, if your father-in-law dares to beat me again in the future, I can ask you. ”
"Hey, hey. ”
Zhao Erbao smiled, and twisted Widow Liu's small waist fiercely, before helping Xu Ping'an from the ground, and said seriously:
"Father-in-law, don't be so lustful in the future. ”
"Fortunately, this time Sister-in-law Liu gave me face and let you go, you have to be honest in the future. ”
Ahem, ahem!
Xu Ping'an almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
After living such an age, he was taught a lesson by his son-in-law today, but he couldn't talk about this humiliating thing, so he had to pinch his nose and admit it.
"Sister-in-law, are you going to put on your clothes, the neckline is so wide, be careful of catching a cold. ”
Walking to the door, Zhao Erbao turned around and smiled at Widow Liu.
"Go for you. ”
Widow Liu's face turned red, she spat on the ground, twisted her waist, and went back to the house to sleep.
Just now, you little calf couldn't wait to pick up the old lady's clothes.
Now let's talk about it.
Zhao Erbao took Xu Ping'an out of Widow Liu's house, and was about to give another good education, when suddenly, Li Fang's phone called:
"Zhao Erbao, do you have something to do now, come to the county seat, I have something to talk to you about. ”