Chapter 874: Xiao Guo and Yuna's "Male God and Goddess" (II)

"It's not easy to talk to Yun'er about cross talk, but fortunately, I PK my father and my master. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info "Xiao Guo wiped his sweat and made a physically and mentally exhausted appearance.

"Actually, it's not right for you to say this, you should thank me for choosing you, or call Teacher Guo and Teacher Yu again, and I'll choose again." Yun'er shook the fan with a ruffian on her face, saying that Yun'er, who wears and uses cross talk, likes the fan the most.

"Don't, aren't you my own sister? In order to talk to your partner about cross talk, am I easy, don't look at it now, it's nothing, this is because there are so many audiences, and I'll be miserable when no one is around, and I'll have to pay it back sooner or later. Xiaofeng's bitter face pleaded.

"Actually, Yun'er, you choose me is the most correct choice, you are the goddess, I am the face of Yunde Society, that is, the male god, the male god and the goddess are harmonious when they stand together, I think just the two of us standing together are worth such a high ticket. The competition is over, Xiao Guo has also begun to swell, and the audience is booing, but Xiao Guo still hasn't stopped bragging.

"Actually, having said that, it's not good to partner with Yuna. Xiao Guo leaked a very tangled expression.

"What do you mean by that?" asked Yuna with a stiff face.

"Sister, don't be angry, listen to me explain to you, of course it's a very happy thing to partner with you, or I wouldn't risk being retaliated against to fight for this opportunity, the bad thing is that I may only partner with you this time, can I still partner with others after partnering with you? Who can compare with you." Xiao Guo praised Yun'er with a painful face.

"Don't say that, you're a good partner right now. "There are still inaccuracies in the pronunciation of Yun'er's individual words, but no one cares, Yun'er is already the greatest success when she stands on this stage in a robe and a horse coat.

"Big crotch? Well, I have a big crotch for Yan Hexiang, he can't compare with you at all, not a single hair can compare. "It's exciting to mention the partner Xiao Guo, the black partner is the tradition of Yunde Club, of course, this tradition is inherited from the tradition of cross talk, but it has been carried forward by Yunde Club.

"Drink Xiang? There are still people with this name, and I admire his courage and taste. Yuna grinned and sighed.

"I didn't expect you to even know this, sister, yes, it's Yuxiang, but to be honest, you can't really blame him for this name, because he bought this name with money from my father, sister, don't tell others, this is the biggest secret of Yunde Society." Xiao Guo's whispered instructions were exchanged for huge boos from the audience.

"It turns out that Mr. Guo's taste is more unique, and someone actually spends money to buy this kind of name, and I don't want this kind of name if I give me money. Yuna looked like she couldn't accept this fact.

"I can't say my big crotch, I don't want to talk about cross talk all day long, I just want to be on the top of the horse, and I, the young class master, have been affected, if I can partner with Sister Yun'er, I will definitely be popular, and in the future, others will not call me the son of Lao Guo, the young class master of Yunde Society, and when I mention Lao Guo in the future, people will call me Xiao Guo's father. Xiao Guo said his lofty ideals.

Yuna said that this is very difficult, and according to her estimates, Xiao Guo's ideal is estimated to be impossible to achieve in this life.

"I'm standing with Sister Yun'er, that's four words. After gossiping, Xiao Guo continued.

"Which four words?" Yun'er is very focused, striving for the best role, Yun'er's Chinese is also good, but there are still many problems with pronunciation, saying short sentences is not a big problem, but saying long sentences is easy to have problems, the final solution is to let Yun'er praise.

"It's beautiful. "Xiao Guo is average in other studies, but his ability to use boos as cheers has been passed down by Lao Guo and Teacher Yu.

"Is this going to eat? I didn't have enough breakfast. Yun'a had a big smile on her face, for Yun'a, there was nothing more important than eating.

Xiao Guo explained to Yun'er with a depressed face that the meaning of the beautiful and delicious food, don't praise the beauty Yun'er is still very happy, but Yun'er is very disappointed that she has nothing to eat.

"I've come up with names for our groups. After popularizing the idiom for Yun'er, Xiao Guo said proudly.

"What's the name?" In addition to pronunciation, Yun'er's praise is still good, and Yun'er has worked her lines.

"It's called the male god and goddess, it's straightforward and eye-catching. Xiao Guo said proudly.

"It's cheesy. Yun'er's evaluation poured cold water on Xiao Guo's head.

"It's better to rely on Yan to eat. Without waiting for Xiao Guo to persuade Yun'er to accept this cheesy name, Yun'er said something even more vulgar.

"Sister, you can just be happy. Xiao Guo, who has the same talent as Yun'er in the name, decided not to dwell on this, anyway, it's just a name, as long as it looks good, nothing else matters.

"Sister Yun'er, as a senior goddess, can you share with us how this high-ranking goddess is refined?"

"Do you need to practice? I don't know, alas, if you grow up, you will become a goddess. Yuna asked cutely, following Tiffany's classic expression.

Xiao Guo was speechless for a few seconds, and then said that this is the real beauty and willfulness.

"Unlike Sister Yun'er, she became a goddess when she grew up, my road to becoming a male god is very difficult, there is no way to make our old Guo family's genes not good enough, there may be many people here who know that I used to be a fat man, of course, I was not fat at that time and could not be compared with Sun Yue, and it was almost the same as Xiao Yueyue. Speaking of this, Xiao Guo made an unbearable expression of looking back on the past.

"You said you used to be fat?" Yuna interjected.

"That's right, sister, you can't see it, there is a saying in Huaxia that one white covers a hundred ugliness and one fat destroys everything, and you will never understand the sadness of a fat person who has never been fat. Xiao Guo said very sadly.

Yun'er patted Xiao Guo's shoulder very arrogantly and comforted Xiao Guo, saying that those things were in the past, and there was no need to think about it now.

"I made a lot of efforts to lose weight, I got up earlier than the chickens every day, slept later than the chickens, and was tired like a dog. Speaking of the word chicken, Xiao Guo must explain it well, he doesn't want to leave a bad impression in front of Yun'er.

"Is the chicken raised by Mr. Yu very special?" When she first saw this sentence, Yun'er was very puzzled, she didn't eat less chickens and loved to eat them, but this sentence made Yun'er feel that there were a lot of connotations, no matter how unreliable the Yunde Club gang was, it was impossible to explain it to Yun'er, but fortunately, there was Xiaofeng, a brother-in-law who could take the blame.

When Yun'er asked, Xiaofeng scolded her mother in her heart and told Yun'er that this word has no special meaning at all, Yun'er was sent away by Xiaofeng in disbelief, but the equally curious Taeyeon got the truth from Xiaofeng, and then Taeyeon popularized the meaning of the chicken in Huaxia to the nine people when she was young, Xiaofeng was named the title of perverted brother-in-law, and even suspected that Xiaofeng knew so much because she had seen it, so Taeyeon was tortured to extract a confession, what Xiaofeng could do was to hit her head against the wall to remind herself that she must not be cheap in the future.

After Xiao Guo repeatedly assured that his master raised pheasants, Yun'er finally gave up breaking the casserole to the end, and without waiting for Xiao Guo to wipe his sweat, Yun'er said that he must go to Mr. Yu's Heavenly Thunder Split Chicken Yard to taste the pheasants in the future, and Yun'er is still very persistent in eating, especially delicious ones.

Xiao Guo could only wipe his sweat and whisper that the pheasant was really not suitable for Yun'er to eat.

"I think Sister Yun'er, you are in good shape, so you have to work hard to keep your figure. Xiaofeng worked hard to bring the topic back.

"Do I need to keep my body? I don't know, I can't eat fat, I don't worry about this, I really wish I could be fatter. Yun'er shook her thin arm and said with a sad face.

Yun'er once again successfully pulled the hatred, Xiao Guo made it a happy and painful thing to partner with Yun'er, Xiao Guo can only continue to help Yun'er play the round, saying that Yun'er is not very proficient in Chinese, saying that Yun'er did not say according to the word, it is really foolish that Lao Guo's book is written like this, anyway, it must maintain Yun'er's tall goddess image.

Xiao Guo on the stage is acting in pain, but Xiaofeng off the stage is really in pain, Taeyeon's little hand is on Xiaofeng's waist to help Xiaofeng massage, after practicing Taeyeon's two-finger Zen magic for so long, it is finally a big success, and there will be no more pinching and immobility.

Xiao Feng can only keep the wind calm on the surface, and beg Taeyeon for mercy with his eyes, isn't he just Xiao Guo smiled when he said that Yun'er was in good shape, and he didn't even make a sound to punish him severely?

Xiaofeng doesn't understand Taeyeon, and Taeyeon doesn't understand Xiaofeng either, when she was young, Yuna didn't show that she couldn't eat fat, even if it was caused by a bad stomach, but when she grew up, Yuna began to grieve about her body problems, especially with Sunny, an unreliable sister who loves to show off her breasts.

It's simply that Yuna belongs to the Optimist faction, and after a lot of attempts with no effect, Yuna accepted this reality.

When I was young, I liked to go toe-for-tat with Xiaofeng the most Yuna and Zheng Xiuyan, Zheng Xiuyan never called her brother-in-law, and called people only to feed instead, Taeyeon felt that Xiaofeng had suffered for her, but fortunately, Xiaofeng did a good job in Zheng Xiuyan's matter, and it was the best deal to ignore Zheng Xiuyan's personality at all, anyway, with Zheng Xiuyan's character, she would not get an inch at all.

If Xiaofeng shows maturity in dealing with Zheng Xiuyan, then she is naïve when facing Yuna, Xiaofeng has not attacked Yuna with the problem of figure, such an extreme way of coping makes Taeyeon very incomprehensible, but then again, Yuna's trouble is really not acceptable to ordinary people, Taeyeon doesn't know at all, Xiaofeng's essence is actually naïve when facing her relatives, and the situation in the face of Zheng Xiuyan is completely because of her weak heart.

Xiaofeng could only listen to cross talk while accepting Taeyeon's sanctions, and Yoo Jae-seok, who pretended to understand, and Kwon Zhi-ryong, who was very bored and looked around, soon found out that Xiaofeng had fun to watch here, which made Xiaofeng happy that Taeyeon was still very face-saving in front of outsiders, and under Yoo Jae-seok's smiling eyes and Kwon Ji-ryong's gossipy eyes, Taeyeon gave up and continued to sanction Xiaofeng.

On the stage, Xiao Guo is talking about how he, a self-proclaimed male god, was refined, and hopes that Yun'er will also share his experience, so that he can learn from it and increase his rank, but Yun'er's answer to this is very consistent, she doesn't know anything, and she will become a goddess when she grows up.

Of course, while pretending to be stupid and cute, Yun'er also teased Xiao Guo, what from the appearance of the can't be seen at all, where Xiao Guo is like Lao Guo, what makes a little ramen look exactly the same as Teacher Yu, these old stalks of Yunde Club have a new year here in Yun'er.

After Xiao Guo cursed and swore that he must and must be Lao Guo's own son, Yun'er told Xiao Guo with a sympathetic face that his efforts were actually useless, and genetically he would look more and more similar to Mr. Guo, and he would definitely become the second little black fat man in Yun'er Society.

Xiao Guo is not worried about this, because he follows his mother except for his height, of course, Yun'er's words Xiao Guo thinks it makes sense, and Lao Guo has also become the biggest stumbling block on his road to becoming a male god.

Yun'er said that the only thing she could do for this kind of thing was to introduce the familiar plastic surgeon to Xiao Guo, and after learning cross talk, Yun'er went further and further on the road of self-blackening, and the title of the goddess of comic was getting closer and closer to Yun'er.

In order to prove that it was a slip of the tongue just now, Xiao Guo and Yun'er were all original goods, and the two of them were still playing on the stage to pinch their noses and pinch their faces to verify it, Yun'er had a lot of fun playing with her face there, and Xiao Guo shouted to stop after playing for a while, Xiao Guo said that he would spend a lot of money to redo it after playing for a while, and said that Lao Guo had given him an ultimatum, and the money in this regard would never be given again, Xiao Guo also cried that he had worked in Yunde Club for so long and didn't get a penny, and it was all used to pay off the debt, of course, these couldn't stop his determination to continue to be handsome.

Speaking of which, this joke called the male god and goddess is very rough, and there is not much laughter and baggage, and it is not very cola, even if Yun'er is a book is subject to a lot of restrictions, ridicule and self-black complaining can't be too much, can't quote scriptures to play too many different sounds and words, a lot of common means in cross talk can't be used, fortunately, Yun'er, the Korean female idol audience who dares to go on stage to say cross talk, is still very tolerant, of course, appearance also plays a very key role, just like Xiao Guo said, Yun'er's robe and coat style is worth the money。

Although Yun'er's cross talk attempt is not very exciting, it is still very successful on the whole, of course, it is inevitable to be complained about as thunder and rain, Lao Guo and Teacher Yu have done so much foreshadowing and only led to one such work, which is inevitably disappointing.

Yuna has not stepped down yet, here Taeyeon uploaded the photos of Yun'er's stage on the stage, Yun'er stepped down and the sones over there have already made a fuss, many sones want to go to the scene to support Yun'er, even if they don't know anything about Chinese, they want to go, unfortunately a ticket is hard to find, those Korean ticket purchase regulations formulated by Xiaofeng directly excluded most of the Korean sone, and few Huaxia sone knew the news at all, and only did a five-day small-scale publicity in South Korea before the special show, and only a few people in Huaxia knew that Yundeshe was going to Seoul to perform。