273 Joan Island vacations
In December, it was already snowing heavily in the north of the summer country, and people were wearing thick down jackets and wrapping them thickly.
And at this moment, Qiongdao Sanya.
Sun, beach, and bikini girls!
This was the scene in front of Chen Xiu's eyes at this time, and this was also the second day that he was sent back to the land by Long Zhi.
Last night, I talked to the white shopkeeper on the phone, and learned that the business in the store was normal recently, and Chen Xiu was also relieved, and then thought that Anshan had now begun to drift snow, and was used to the warmth of the sun, Chen Xiu simply decided to vacation here in Qiongdao for a few days.
"Wow, that's big!"
"Lying down, foreign women's bodies are just different. ”
"Cool!"
At this time, Chen Xian was lying under the sun umbrella on the beach, wearing a pair of sunglasses and pretending to read, and a pair of eyes behind the sunglasses were blatantly looking at the bikini-wearing figures of the foreigner women standing in front of him, and he finally realized what it means to have a foreign moon that is particularly round!
"Lie down, why are there so many foreigners in Sanya, I don't know and think I'm on vacation in Hawaii now!" Chen Xiu said in a low voice.
"Young man, it's the first time you've come to Sanya for a vacation!" asked a greasy man in his forties on a recliner next to him.
"How do you know?" Chen Xiu asked strangely.
"I saw you pretending to read a book and peeking at the figures of those hungry women, and I knew you were here for the first time. Don't hide it, go ahead and see it!
Those hungry women have different concepts from us, you look at them generously, but they are absolutely your praise for their beauty, not a trivial idea!"
The greasy man really led by example, his eyes were really generous and staring at the figures of the few foreign women who had just swam up from the sea, and those women were not at all concerned, and smiled at the fat man.
Chen Xiu said strangely: "How do you know that they are hungry people? Isn't this Russian different from ordinary Caucasians?"
"So I said you're here for the first time. Over the years, the rich people of the hungry country like to travel to Sanya for the winter as soon as it arrives, so nine out of ten foreigners on this beach are hungry people!"
The fat man smiled and said: "As for the difference between the women of the hungry country and other white people who beat rice, it is really a little different!"
In Chen Xiu's eyes, all blacks look the same, and all whites are almost the same, which is also the same impression as foreigners looking at yellow people. Anyway, Chen Xiu really can't, but from his appearance, he is not a hungry countryman.
"Hey...... Hungry women are fairer-skinned and taller because of the cold season in the north, and because they are too cold and eat more cheese products for energy, their breasts are generally ...... Hey, you know!"
After the fat man said this, Chen Xiu was carefully observing the beauties on the beach, and it was really similar to what the fat man said.
"Hungry Country is a place where beautiful women are produced. Of course, this is only suitable for their pre-marital women. ”
"Only suitable for women before marriage, but what about after marriage?" Chen Xiu asked strangely.
"Look over there!"
Chen Xiu looked in the direction pointed by the fat man, and saw a Russian woman who was more than 1.8 meters tall by sight, in her thirties, wearing a bikini, and her figure was very plump.
However, Chen Xiu had no desire at all, and he was still a little nauseated.
This woman is too rich, and she is at least 300 pounds or more.
"No, there won't be such a big difference between a hungry woman before and after marriage, right?" Chen Xiu said unconvinced: "Maybe she has always been so fat!"
"Here's a picture of her from a year ago, you see. “
The fat man swiped his mobile phone to find a photo, handed it over to Chen Xiu, and saw that the photo was a beautiful woman with a bumpy figure and no trace of fat.
Chen Xiu couldn't believe it, looked at the photo and looked at the big fat woman in front of him, looking at her face, she really looked like the same person.
"This ...... This...... How do you have a photo of her before. ”
"Husband, come and help me apply sunscreen!"
Before the fat man could speak, the fat woman waved over and shouted in non-standard Chinese.
"Husband?!"
Chen Xiu looked at the fat man in surprise, and the fat man stood up and gently patted Chen Xiu on the shoulder and said, "Young man, I will warn you as a person who has come over." The hungry woman before marriage is very warm and beautiful......! Don't get married!
Their kind of physique that is easy to gain weight after marriage is only suitable for girlfriends, don't ......"
"Husband, don't you come over quickly!" the fat woman continued to urge.
"It's coming!"
After the fat man answered loudly, he comforted Chen Xiu and said: "Remember my words, just come to Sanya to have fun, don't die and get married!"
Watching the fat man rub sunscreen on his fat wife of more than 300 catties, Chen Xiu couldn't help but shudder, and then looked at the bikini girls who were still convex and backward, Chen Xiu couldn't help but make up for the picture of their more than 300 catties after marriage, and he was instantly excited.
"Smack!"
A beach volleyball flew down next to Chen Xiu, and a hungry girl in a red bikini ran over apologetically, but Chen Xiu picked up the volleyball and went back to her.
"Handsome guy, do you want to play volleyball together?" said the girl in broken Chinese.
If it weren't for the dead fat man to scare him, Chen Xiu would have agreed in one breath, but at this moment, his brain couldn't help but make up for the picture of the girl in front of him after three hundred pounds, and he couldn't wave it, so he subconsciously shook his head, and the girl was disappointed and left with a volleyball.
"Lie down, no. I was scared by that fat man, and now I see that all the hungry women are a herd of pigs! I have to go to the sea to cool down, if I leave a psychological shadow, it will be difficult to do it!"
Chen Xiu threw down the book and rushed into the sea, swimming farther and farther in one breath, gradually out of the safe area, and when he looked back, he saw that he was already far away from the beach.
"Forget it, let's swim here, there are too many people in the safe area. ”
Chen Xiu swam along the coast for more than ten minutes, farther away from the beach where the crowd gathered, and when he turned back, he couldn't see the original beach, and there was also a beach in the shallow water in front of him, but there were still many reefs on the beach, and no one was playing.
"This should be an undeveloped wild stall, full of reefs, easy to scratch, let's go back to the original public beach." ”
Chen Xian wanted to swim back in the original direction, when suddenly a voice sounded on the right.
"Save ...... Help me...... helpme...... Помогимне......”