Volume 1 Odd Jobs Against the Sky Grief

He Peng also pinched and scolded: "Grass! Lao Tzu has given you face! I don't dare to let you go together, don't say I didn't give you a chance if you die in a while!"

Jessica was greasy: "I can cut you with one knife, hurry up, I have to go back to sleep!"

He Peng shouted angrily: "You idiot, you dare to bully us weak, you have the ability to come at Sister Ida Sakura, Sister Ida Sakura is a shadowless demon and a sword demon double demon core, in the demon clan, except for Lord Hades, no one is her opponent, there is a kind of coward you fight with her!

"Shut up!" The thug waved his hand, and a stream of fireworks and red sparks rushed towards He Peng, He Peng even rolled and crawled away, but the corners of his clothes were still burned through a few big holes!

He Peng's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said in a mocking tone: "Ha! You stupid thug, do you think that such a smart and brave lady as Ida Sakura will be afraid of the threat of your idiot, even if she deals with you and me at the same time, she will be sure to win." ”

He turned his head to the north and said, "Sakurako, don't blame me for not reminding you, if you dare to stop me from going head-to-head with him, I'll help him deal with you first!"

"Shut up!" the thug roared violently, "You killed them just by despicable and shameless conspiracy, I won't fall for you, I will deal with you directly!"

"Ha! yes, so, if you don't have it, you won't have it, but it's just a shameful laugh by other demons, it's better than death! I'm so powerful, you and I will definitely die if you go head-to-head, it's better to come together, and you can kill me together!

It's hard to deal with one, and if you deal with two at the same time, it's almost fatal.

He Peng secretly said that it was going to be bad, women are not afraid of not thinking about group fighting!

A woman's voice came coldly: "The two dead corpses on the ground also think the same, but it's a pity that it's useless to think about anything when the demon dies." ”

The man in the west glared at He Peng, and then said to the north: "Ida Sakura, don't interfere in my affairs, I must kill this kid!"

"Ha, are you two going to deal with me together, oh oh, come on, it doesn't matter! Isn't it just death, anyway, Lao Tzu would rather die than do that guy who has no life and can only play with himself! thug! Do you say yes?"

He Peng glanced to the north, there was no one there, but He Peng knew that there must be a demon woman standing there.

The animals on the north side suddenly agitated and parted to the sides.

He said, "You're such a vile villain! But I love killing people like you!"

He was dressed in leather, covered in metal chains, and his eyes and hair were a madly fiery red.

Then a man came out of the west face.

He Peng roared violently: "Hey, big ash, don't ruin my reputation, we are a fair duel, okay!"

Whining

He asked distractedly: "Big Ash, you just said that he has always been so despicable"

Gaios saw He Peng rummaging through Valen's body to find two colorful demon cores, happily wiping them clean and putting them in his pocket.

Big Ash took the lamb chop in his mouth and bit happily.

Gaios lost his mind and said, "You can eat what you want." ”

The big gray eyes narrowed into crescents and whined at Gaios.

Gaios was not far away, and the grilled lamb chop in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.

He Peng scratched his head: "Don't look at me like this, although I'm not sure if this sentence was said by Sun Tzu, but there is indeed such a sentence!"

Valen stared and couldn't close his eyes until he lost consciousness!

He Peng said with a smile: "We humans have a great military strategist called Sun Tzu, he said that the first strike is strong, and the second attack suffers, so I used illusion first, Ai Mu Sarui!"

Valen's mouth smacked twice, but no sound came out, he wanted to find out what was going on at this time, otherwise he would not be able to see it!

It spun seven hundred and twenty degrees and fell to the ground and rolled, and in the process of rolling his head, he was surprised to see that his body was holding a dagger, kneeling on the ground, carving Jessica's metallic corpse, and He Peng was standing behind his body with a smile.

Valen's head suddenly fell!

Burst!

Valen gritted his teeth and wanted to seriously depict the shape of a heart, but he felt that He Peng's muscles were very hard and it was very difficult to portray, so he grabbed both hands on the handle of the knife and worked hard to carve it!

"Stop talking nonsense, draw quickly!"

"I'm sorry"

Valen was really shocked, he couldn't understand how a life could love to such an extent, it was really stupid! Stupid! Valen had tears in his eyes, he felt that he had misunderstood He Peng, and his heart was full of guilt.

"Draw, I'll hold on!"

Poof, the knife was inserted into He Peng's heart, He Peng laughed miserably, and blood flowed out of his mouth.

Valen carefully took the knife and smirked: "You can't lie to me!"

He Peng smiled and pulled out the knife in his heart, and faced the handle of the knife at Valen, "Here, carve it with some strength!

He Peng walked in front of Valen, and Valen took a step back vigilantly, he still couldn't fully believe He Peng.

He Peng smiled and walked over: "Just a heart, from now on, even if I die, I will be satisfied!"

Valen sighed for a moment and said: "Okay, you are so sincere, I will definitely meet your requirements, what words do you want to belong to or small seals, I am better at writing English letters, but simplified words are not bad"

"Hmm" Valen was shocked by this request! This is definitely true love, although the other party is a male and a humble human being, but asking the other party to carve a word on his heart with a knife is definitely true love!

He Peng frowned, and his displeased expression flashed: "Yes, I have a big wish, can you carve a word on my heart?"

Valen was moved, and he said, "Do you have any wishes, and if so, you can tell me, and maybe I am willing to help you take care of your family or friends, do you have a wife, and let me take care of her for you!

Valen's eyes widened and he couldn't believe that his charm was so irresistible, and the idol stars of mankind were simply weak compared to himself, they were all scum-like existences!

"You see, if I use a little bit of strength, the tip of the knife will pierce my pericardium, then I will definitely die, you don't have to worry about killing your fan because you like him, because as your fan I am willing to kill myself for you!"

He Peng nodded, his eyes became sad, he compared the dagger to his heart, poof, and pierced it in half.

Valen sighed and said, "Although I am starting to like you a little, I must kill you, I am a sensitive demon before I like you even more, you know!"

"Is it" Valen felt that this human really had a lot of excellent qualities, and it was really a pity to kill him, but after all, he unforgivably harvested the corpse of a not too great demon clan, and he definitely couldn't be tolerated.

He Peng smiled contentedly: "En, although I didn't understand a word, I think what you said is very reasonable, and I admire you more and more!"

Valen said: "Socrates, the great demon soul scholar, believes that the souls of both demons and humans are made up of demons, so we are essentially spiritual entities. So oh my God, this one is too hard for you, let's put it simply, you like to die in this spectacular way because your idol likes to kill people in this way!"

He Peng glared at him like an idiot, indicating that he couldn't understand.

"According to the great demon psychologist, philosopher, anthropologist, and demon scientist Mr. Democritus, everything in the world is interconnected, and demons and people are essentially composed of demons that constantly collide in the void. ”

"Please speak"

"Uh, this nature"

He Peng knocked his head: "This is a very complex psychological problem, I oops, I'm just a human being, my wisdom is not enough to solve such a complex problem, Mr. Valen, I think you, as a wise man of the demon race, should be able to interpret my perverted psychology of worshipping the great demon race even though I am a small human being."

"Why do you like this way of dying, why do you worship a demon who is going to kill you"

Therefore, the wise Valen likes to study, and he feels that the psychology of the man in front of him can be properly excavated to improve his illusion worldview! Anyway, he will die in the next moment, and as a wise demon, he is not in a hurry!

However, Valen has always felt that he is a wise demon, so he will embark on such an evolutionary path full of wisdom that combines phantom demons and water demons. This combination is unique in the current Dark Temple.

Valen felt that the man in front of him was sick, how crazy he had to be to like this way of death, although Valen liked to see his prey disappear in that spectacular way of gasification, but it did not mean that Valen himself was willing to die in this way, on the contrary, he was afraid of this way of death.

"Really!" He Peng said seriously without blinking his pure eyes.

"Really," Valen asked, frowning.

Oh my God, what a spectacular and great death, and I really feel honored to die like this!"

"No, no, I don't know you, but it doesn't prevent me from worshiping you, you know that I talked to Princess Sophia about a few of you just now, and Sophia said that you are very powerful! She said that you are the double demon core of the phantom demon and the water demon, you can easily use illusions to confuse me, and then approach me and make the water in my body vaporize and explode in an instant!

"Uh" Valen stopped and asked strangely, "You know me"

He Peng suddenly asked, "You just said that you are the great Valen"

A confused look appeared in Valen's eyes, this is the illusion of the demon!

"I've decided, I'm going to kill you in the most brutal way, and I'm sure Lord Hades won't object!"

"How can this be reasonable!" Varun was furious! Although he was disdainful of the Knife Demon and the Rapid Demon Demon, a brainless twin demon core demon clan, he couldn't tolerate a human being harvesting the body of the great demon clan!

He Peng stood up satisfied: "Well, the rest of the body will be given to the Immortal Monarch, I am very generous, I am willing to share my spoils with him, hehe, you can also take an arm or something!"

He Peng lay on Jessica's body sadly, groping up and down, poof!

Seeing He Peng's sad expression, Valen was a little ashamed, the demon clan was indeed too indifferent to the dead kind!

He Peng wailed violently: "Oh my God! How can you treat the corpse of a hero like this! I will never allow it!"

"Don't bother with it, we will take his body back and hand it over to Lord Hades, his steel and iron bones are still of some use!"

"This Jessica is a hero, he said to fight me alone, said let me strike first, and he did it, so even as his enemy I admire him very much, please allow me to bury him before he dies at your hands!"

"Uh, what's the matter?"

He Peng smiled dumbly: "Of course, I am the host, you are the guest, so naturally you should strike first, but can you wait, I have a very important thing to do!"

"No, my name is Valen, Mr. He, I'm sorry I won't let you strike first!"

"Avatar"

It was a tall, lanky, blue-skinned man with a large nose and long pigtails.

He Peng glanced up at the man.

"What a fool, I can't even see that you're playing with him, and I don't know how to fight the rabbit with all my might, sooner or later I'll die!"

At this time, a man came out from the south.

Gaios breathed a sigh of relief, and said in his heart: "This kid is getting more and more perverted, or is he so perverted?"

He Peng said loudly and sadly: "Oops, Jessica, I said that I would stab you to death with this knife, you have to let me strike first, you are really a hero, you know that you will die and refuse to break your word, you are a big hero, I admire you, you must be a small man." ”

Bang! Kicked the steely body to the ground.

He Peng smiled and pulled out the dagger from Jessica's headless body! muttered: "Who said that I pierced your heart to destroy your heart, I just opened a mouth and let the heart sword enter, the dagger is just to cover people's eyes!"

Jessica's knife was still in the air, only an inch away from He Peng's arm, but Jessica's head was gone!

Jessica was stunned for a moment, and then her head exploded, and silver light came out of his mouth and nose.

Shout!

Jessica moved suddenly, his body turned into a phantom, and the knife in his hand turned into thousands of slashes like He Peng at the same time, and he wanted to cut off He Peng's arms and legs!

Jessica smiled: "Okay, do you think I'm going to be as fragile as you humans, and I won't die if you sneak up on my heart!

He Peng shrugged: "He's already broken, isn't it, it's your turn now!"

"Boy, you, how did you do it, your dagger can't break my defenses, my body is harder than your dagger, you can't break the defense!"

Jessica was dumbfounded!

Jessica lowered her head, a dagger stuck in her chest!

"Hmm" Jessica lowered her head, He Peng was already standing three meters away, looking at Jessica with a smile, "I made a move, look!"

"Hey, it's your turn. He Peng said.

"Ahh

"Hey, you said let me do it first, if you do it first, it's treachery, you won't have a small life to do it yourself, you're definitely not such a person, right?"

Jessica angrily put the knife on He Peng's neck and shouted, "If you don't stab you, if you don't stab you, I'll kill you if you don't stab your fucking hands!"

He Peng raised the dagger and seriously aimed at the position of Jessica's heart: "You are really not afraid of death, I will stab you, I am really afraid of stabbing you to death, after all, you don't plan to kill me, if I stab you to death, will it be very unfair to you!"

"Damn! You're verbose to death, hurry up, if you have the ability, you will stab me to death, if you don't have the ability, Lao Tzu will catch you and beat you with the most cruel means!" Jessica scraped her chest with the knife in her hand irritably, and the metal body scraped a series of sparks!

"Hey, Jessica, if I use the dagger in the first move according to the human martial arts tiger's heart-digging moves, the power will be very great, so big that I am afraid of myself, how can you resist it, I am really afraid that you can't stand it, I don't want to kill you, but what if I accidentally kill you!"

He Peng slowly walked towards Jessica.

Jessica is going crazy, he seriously suspects that He Peng is a madman, such a person should be locked up in a human mental hospital and never be released!

He Peng drew a forward stab with a dagger pen several meters away, and at the same time patted his heart with his other hand, reminding Jessica very seriously!

He Peng shrugged his shoulders: "Oh, okay, if you don't want to beat me, then it's okay to fight alone." Jessica, my attack is coming, you have to be careful, my knife is very powerful, I want to bucket your heart!"

The laughter of the Quartet stopped at the same time, and He Peng noticed that Jessica's face was a little pale, it seemed that Jessica was very afraid of Johnny, and Johnny might really have the idea of killing them.

The voice said again: "Boy, stop being clever, if you have the ability, kill all four of them, I have already seen that they are not pleasing to the eye, I will definitely not make a move if you kill them!"

He Peng stopped talking.

"That's enough!" a voice came, unable to tell where it was coming from, it seemed to come from everywhere, above head and even under feet, close at hand and seemingly far away in the sky.

He Peng gushed endlessly.

"Hey, what are you laughing at The idea of a master is always different, I heard that Johnny is a real master, he will definitely have a different idea from a few of you little shrimp, in case he wants to beat me up in a group, you don't ask for his opinion, isn't it too unkind to take him seriously, if I were him, I would be very angry"

Disdain!

Laughter came from all directions at the same time, and the voices all contained the same meaning!

"Wait!" He Peng made a stop gesture, "Aren't you five guards, and there is another one!, that one is called Johnny, I heard that he is very powerful, will he want to beat me up?"

He yelled, "Let's fight!"

Jessica trembled angrily, he had long wanted to go up and finish off He Peng with a knife, but the words had already been spoken, and he would strike first because of his bad face!

Big Ash covered his eyes and whined, embarrassed to look up.

The million beast army was embarrassed.

"Ugh"

"Ugh"

"Ugh"

He Peng said with a smile: "Okay, okay, those who fight alone are heroes, and those who fight in groups are bastards, just when I spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, come, I will fight it alone today, I will not bully you, and the million beast army under my command will not participate in the war, who the fuck beats in groups, men have no women and no breasts, no one loves them all their lives, do it yourself!"

"Hmph, shameless!" The woman from the north said in a cold voice: "Don't worry, when Jessica catches you, I will let you know that I am terrible, you are not qualified to let us do it together!"

He Peng turned his head and asked Beimian: "Hey, that invisible woman, they are all manly, and they disdain to beat me, do you want to come, if you don't come, you won't have a chance!"

A voice came from the south: "Long-winded, if we fight with a kid like you, we also need to fight in a group, and we are not qualified to be the personal guards of Lord Hades, it is better to die!"

A voice came from the west: "You kid really don't know how to write dead words! don't worry, Jessica won't kill you, he will only torture you, and then take you to meet Lord Hades!"

"You said that you don't want a few people to beat me, have you ever considered others in case others are willing!

He Peng moved his wrist and made an attacking posture, just took a step forward and stopped.

The thug was already furious, he was gasping for air, and many red sparks were spewing out of his nostrils!

Suddenly a cold voice came from the north: "Hmph, you idiot, if you are willing to fight alone, let you fight, but I tell you, I will not save you!"