Volume 1 Global Tricks to Death Chapter 10 New Jobs
Sitting alone in Qin Lele's director's office, Chu Ci's face was full of depression.
Just now he was framed up by two big men with big shoulders and round waists.
It is estimated that everyone is afraid that he will kill alien life forms again.
When he was about to enter the elevator, Chu Ci also heard a group of old coffin experts make a small report to Qin Lele, saying that he was a mad brute.
This gives Chu a sigh of resignation.
I knew that I would kill the hostages directly after I just went in.
Thinking of the situation of "rescuing" the hostages on the third underground floor just now, Chu Ci was secretly strange.
Plus this time, he has seen aliens a total of three times, I don't know why, every time he gets close to him, he will be full of anger, as if the alien is his enemy in his previous life, and he will be very red when he meets.
Scratching the back of his head, Chu Ci thought that it might be because the aliens were too stumbling and too underbeaten.
Qin Lele's office is very large, with more than 100 square meters.
There was nothing on the floor except for a desk and sofa and a couple of stools.
But the walls around it were full of things.
Normal people generally hang a big plaque behind their desks, and the books are good as water, prosperous business, Wishing you prosperity and the like, and no matter how bad it is, hang a blessing character or send a hair.
Qin Lele is good, there are two weapons hanging on the wall behind the office chair, a meteor hammer and a Tang knife, both of which are long weapons, hanging cross.
Chu Ci estimated that ordinary people would not dare to quarrel with her or slap the table if they entered Qin Lele's office, because they were afraid that this girl would be able to grab the meteor hammer and smash people directly.
The Meteor Hammer and Tang Knife are also obviously not decorations, there are still many gaps on them, and I don't know which unlucky ghost I have smashed.
The other wall is even more exaggerated, full of hand-to-hand combat short weapons, folding knives, finger tigers, recurve knives, trench stabs, claw knives and the like, and a half-human high compound bow.
Everyone has a flower inkstone or something on their desks, and Qin Lele has a grip device on his desk.
It can be seen from the leopard in the tube, Chu Ci suspects that Qin Lele's parents may be a killer, or someone has these things in the office of a good girl.
I knew that this was the director's office, but I didn't know that I thought it was a cold weapons expo.
The door of the office was pushed open, and Wang Dafu walked in with a complicated face.
Chu Ci immediately stood up and called Brother Wang with a smile.
"Don't, don't call me brother. Wang Dafu waved his hand again and again: "You are my brother!"
Walking in front of Chu Ci, Wang Dafu said with a wry smile: "You, you, I don't know what to say about you, it's too impulsive, it's difficult to do the Qin Bureau." ”
Chu Ci's eyelids rolled: "Why did I mess with the Qin Bureau?"
Wang Dafu looked strange and asked rhetorically, "Are you driving?"
"Who is driving, what do you mean, Brother Wang... Halfway through Chu Ci's speech, he suddenly pulled his face: "I know, the girl surnamed Qin wants to repay the debt, and she is not ready to give me a salary increase, right?"
Wang Dafu was like a big orange cat that had been stepped on by his tail, his face turned white with fright, and he quickly stretched out his hand to cover Chu Ci's mouth, and begged bitterly: "Brother, it's okay for us to have a little bit of a door on our mouth, or you can say it in front of others, in short, don't talk about Qin Ju behind my back in front of me in the future, okay, when brother begs you?"
Chu Ci slapped Wang Dafu's hand off, and said viciously: "Whoever dares to be a stumbling block on the road to my monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan, I will not share the sky with him, and neither can the director!"
Wang Dafu couldn't cry or laugh: "If you give me some snacks in the future, don't say two hundred yuan, even two hundred and one is no problem, I will pay this money privately." ”
"Is that true?"
Wang Dafu hehehe: "That, what, I'm just talking about it." ”
Chu Ci rolled his eyes.
What are you bragging about me if you don't give me money.
Bragging B is not annoying, what is annoying is that the poor ghost bragging to you about B.
Wang Dafu pressed Chu Ci onto the stool, and said bitterly: "Brother, you have only been transferred for a day, you look at you, all the people who should not be offended have been offended, and you can't do this in the future." ”
"Who have I offended?"
Wang Dafu folded his fingers and calculated: "Qin Bureau, let's not mention anything else, just when you beat that alien, you didn't hold back your mouth, not to mention that Qin Bureau embezzled public funds for the construction of the isolation room, this alone offended Qin Bureau to death, aren't you talking nonsense, don't you know, the appearance of Qin Bureau at that time was like killing someone, you are completely making up darkness out of nothing Chen Cang's imagination and fabrication out of thin air." ”
Chu Ci: "Did you hear it wrong?"
"Plus the technical department, more than thirty people heard it. Wang Dafu said helplessly: "And Team Luo, you said that you were about to enter the elevator, why don't you mutter." ”
"Let me go to the aliens who can attack magically, but instead of putting on a body armor with physical defense, he came up with it, why didn't he give me a water gun. ”
Don't mention this Chu Ci is still angry, the person surnamed Luo is definitely mentally retarded, and he may still be a relation, otherwise it is impossible to become the second-in-command in the combat command system.
Wang Dafu was like Xianglin's sister-in-law, chattering endlessly.
"There is also Xiong Ke, the assistant of the Qin Bureau, the main department level, and the leader of the strategy group, Liu Ranhui, the second person in charge of the Technology Department, I heard Xiong Ke say that you are still fighting aliens in front of Liu Ranhui, in addition to these people, there are also the old guys from the Technology Department, all of whom are looking for the Qin Bureau to sue you below." ”
The more Chu Ci listened, the more wrong he became, and asked strangely: "Going around, basically because I hit that three-inch ding, according to their meaning, aliens can't be beaten yet, isn't this Chongyang." ”
"It's either that you can't beat it, or ... Wang Dafu rubbed his eyebrows, lowered his voice and said: "In your eyes, even in our eyes, Class A targets are Class A targets, it is good to be able to establish contact, and if you can obtain alien technology, it will be even more joyful, but if you can't, you will be killed." ”
Chu Ci asked thoughtfully, "But the people in the technical department don't think so, right?"
"That's right. Wang Dafu explained: "For technicians, their only job is to understand extraterrestrial life, try to establish communication with extraterrestrial life, and even establish contact with the home planet of extraterrestrial life. ”
"Damn!" Chu Ci said in an airy voice: "That's not to save them, I would have known that I wouldn't have waded into this troubled water." ”
"You can save it, the question is... Wang Dafu took a wording and said cautiously: "But you can't be too mad, I saw very clearly at that time that the aliens didn't mean to attack you." ”
Chu Ci was too lazy to take a stubble.
The ghost knows if the three-inch Ding ran over to plot against himself, and he beat him, that gadget doesn't even have a resident ID card, and he can call the police to arrest him?
"You see, this Class A target has been on Earth for less than twenty-four hours, and you have been beaten three times a day, all by your hands, right? ”
Chu Ci touched the stubble on his chin and didn't bother to deny it.
After experiencing this "first day of work", he also felt helpless.
To be honest, he really didn't mean to.
Of course, I want to cherish a job with a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan.
He's not a fool, and his first day of work is full of offending people.
But the problem is that I don't know why, I don't get angry when I see that little alien.
He was thinking about this just now, and I don't know why, when he saw that alien gadget, he lost his mind a little, either trying to kill this little guy, or trying to beat him up to get angry.
Seeing that Wang Dafu was still preparing to ink, Chu Ci hurriedly diverted the topic.
"By the way, I haven't asked yet, that mother... What is the Qin Bureau asking me to do in her office, what time is it, and is there any overtime pay?"
"You're drilling into the eyes of money, poking such a big basket and thinking about overtime pay. ”
Chu Ci sighed, took out the cigarette case from his arms, and before he could light it, he was immediately snatched away by Wang Dafu.
"Big brother, this is the office of the Qin Bureau, you smoke here, you don't want to live anymore?"
Chu Ci secretly cursed in his heart.
Such a man with a big waist and a round waist is actually afraid of a woman less than thirty years old.
walked to the window, and after opening the window, Chu Ci took another cigarette in his mouth, lit it, and took a puff.
Wang Dafu didn't bother to say anything.
He can see that Chu Ci is really not afraid of death.
Chu Ci also saw that Wang Dafu was really cowardly.
Isn't it just a job?,It's a big deal.,And it's not a serious job.,If you go on a blind date in the future.,It's hard to say what people ask you for.,You can't say where to catch aliens.。
This is also the main reason why Chu Ci doesn't take the so-called leader very seriously.
"Brother Wang, you haven't told me yet, what is the Qin Bureau asking me to stay in her office for?"
"I don't know, Qin Juguang said let me come over and watch you, I'm afraid you'll mess with you again... No, let me accompany you, I'm afraid you'll be lonely. ”
After finishing speaking, Wang Dafu was also full of absurdity.
The sky is not afraid of the earth, the knife and the aliens dare to kick the Qin Bureau who leads the gate in the ministry, but she is actually afraid that Chu Ci will cause trouble for her?
Recalling Chu Ci's performance of "rescuing" the hostages on the third underground floor just now, Wang Dafu suddenly felt a little bitter in his mouth.
Because he suddenly realized a problem, Chu Ci will have to follow him in the future, and if nothing else, the two of them will be partners at work in the future.
Thinking that his future partner was such a bold and hairy person, Wang Dafu's back molars were a little painful.
The two of them had their own agendas, and the office fell silent.
The silence did not last long, the door of the office was pushed open, Qin Lele had a cold face, and sat directly on the office stool after walking in.
As soon as he sat down, Qin Lele sniffled.
"Who's smoking?"
Chu Ci looked at the ceiling with his eyes, and his mouth looked towards Wang Dafu.
Qin Lele glared at Chu Ci and said to Wang Dafu: "You go get busy first, I have something to talk to Chu Ci." ”
"Okay, then lead me down first. ”
After Wang Dafu left, Qin Lele habitually hooked his finger at Chu Ci.
"What's that, the leader just says it directly. ”
Qin Lele smiled slightly: "Are you so afraid of me?"
"No, the air is better here. ”
"Okay, whatever you want. ”
Qin Lele paused, and said lightly: "Chu Ci, I'll ask you once, you have to tell me the truth." ”
"Leader, you ask, I absolutely know everything, and lying is a puppy. ”
Qin Lele was speechless.
That's what Chu Ci said when he fooled Class A targets before, saying that if he wanted to hug him, he would definitely not hit anyone, and he also said that lying was a puppy.
As a result, when the A-class target was about to go over to hug, he was beaten by Chu Ci like a dead dog.
"Anyway, I'm just going to ask you once, do you know the reason why you can't be affected by the sound waves of Class A targets?"
"I don't know. Chu Ci rarely put away his hippie smile, and said very seriously: "You also saw the live video footage in the morning, although I was not affected, but I stunned the Class A target, if I am really an overseas spy, or have some ulterior secrets, why did I risk being identified to save you, right?" ”
"Yes, that's what I thought, too. Qin Lele smiled and nodded: "Originally, I still needed to do some research on your background, but now it seems that there is no need for it." ”
Chu Ci breathed a sigh of relief.
It seems that this matter has finally been revealed.
As a result, without waiting for Chu Ci to take a breath, Qin Lele added another sentence.
"It's a bit of a condescension for you to be in the tactical support group, starting tomorrow, you go to the strategy group to report, and then you will work in the strategy group. ”
"Strategy group?" Chu Ci asked confusedly, "What does the strategy group do?"
Qin Lele smiled and said, "It's the same nature as Little Bear's work." ”
Chu Ci was slightly stunned, and then reacted.
, isn't Xiong Chumo your assistant, which means that I have to be your follower in the future?
The ghost sent the gods, Chu Ci gave a thumbs up: "Leader, you are really a leader!"
Qin Lele smiled even more: "What are you talking about, why can't I understand it?"
Chu Ci smiled bitterly.
What else do you say believe me don't need to investigate me, the feeling is to put me under your nose, just when you want to clean me up at any time.
High, it's really high, your IQ is much stronger than the second-in-command Luo Haoran's retarded.