Recently, the woman's relationship is really good, I used to suffer from being alone every day, but now I am often surrounded by warblers and swallows, is this really a year of transfer.

It's really a drought to death when it's dry, and a waterlogging death when it's waterlogging, and in just one or two months, I have crossed paths with so many beautiful women.

It was midnight when I returned to the dormitory, I tiptoed back to my room, with a strong smell of alcohol and a faint smell of perfume, took off my clothes and took a shower, and when I threw the clothes I took off into the washing machine, I actually found an ID card from my trouser pocket.

It turned out that I inadvertently put Yue Lingxi's ID card in my trouser pocket, and just said that "there will be no time in the future", but now I have brought her ID card home, is it destined that we will meet again?

I picked up my phone and looked at it, there were a lot of unread WeChat messages, first of all, a series of messages sent by Li Kaixin, including "Are you home?", "Why don't you talk?", "If you don't talk anymore, I'll sleep?", "I'm sleeping!", "I'm really sleeping!", "I hate it, bye-bye!".

It's been a long time since Kaixin's last message, so I decided to reply to her another day, in case she didn't turn off her phone, it might disturb her sleep.

There were also a few messages sent by Zhang Ling, in which they asked: "Why did Maomao run back by herself, what about you?"

"How much did you give Maomao, why did it eat so big on its belly?"

"Why don't you speak?"

From Zhang Ling's news, it can be learned that Mao Mao has returned home, so he can rest assured, although this dog is unkind, unjust, disloyal and unfilial, but it can't be thrown away.

The last message sent by Zhang Ling was not long ago, indicating that she probably hadn't fallen asleep yet, so I replied: "Maomao, that guy snatched a little brother's skateboard and didn't give it to others, I scolded it several times, it didn't listen, I kicked it twice, and then it ran away on its own, I chased it and saw it run home, so I didn't continue to chase." ”

Soon Zhang Ling replied with a message, saying, "Then why does it eat so round belly?"

I thought about it for a while, and replied: "Alas, your dog is really greedy, there is a local tyrant lady in Taoyuan Square who sees her cute, so she asks 'good dog' for you to eat, do you want to? Who knows that it is not polite at all, and it ran over and ate other people's skewers of 500 yuan, it is so shameless, I have no face to guard it, so I have to sit and wait far away." ”

"Hehe, you're greedy, but people don't invite you to eat, and then you have to sit farther away, so that you can't see or be upset. ”

Zhang Ling can really guess, but this also shows that she believed the nonsense I made up, so I followed her words and responded: "It's really embarrassing that you guessed it." ”

"Well, I'll treat you to it next time. ”

"That's right, Zhang Ling, when I kicked your dog, it bit my pants. "This sentence is mainly to make Zhang Ling compensate for my pants.

"Ah, I didn't bite you, did I?"

"Not really, it's very well controlled. ”

"Okay, I'll get one for you from Taobao in a while, and you can quote a size. "Zhang Ling was really angry, and took the initiative to compensate without waiting for me to make a request.

The women I have met recently are not stingy, especially Zhang Ling and Yue Lingxi. The main reason why women are stingy is because their waist bags are not bulging enough.

Lying on the bed, a rather headache haunted my mind, making me unable to sleep for a long time, what should I do with Yue Lingxi's ID card? I took it in my hand and looked at it several times, and every line on it was almost clear in my chest.

The feeling of holding a Bai Fumei's ID card is very apprehensive, it is almost the same as the feeling of kidnapping a woman, of course, I have not experienced the feeling of kidnapping people.

Let it all be, ask her for an address another day and send it over, the idea is still very good, so that you can reach the agreement that will be indefinite.

The next morning, as soon as I woke up, I picked up my phone and made up a message, writing: "Hello Kaixin, my phone ran out of battery last night, and then I fell asleep unconsciously in bed, and I found out the message you sent when I turned it on today, I'm really sorry." ”

"Ah, you're really, don't say at night that you will turn on the phone as soon as you charge it and give me a message, don't say it first, I'm going to fly, turn it off, bye!"

"Have a nice trip, goodbye!" I could tell from her tone that she didn't have time for small talk, so I replied in the most concise language.

Today is a working day, after getting up, Xiao Deng and Xiao Zhou haven't gone out yet, after seeing me, Xiao Deng asked: "Brother Du, your complexion is not very good, the wine is so heavy, and you spend all day drinking until midnight?"

"Yes, Brother Du's life is so nourishing, this day is full of lights, it's really enviable. Xiao Zhou also echoed and said.

"Don't be envious, I have a headache, you guys hurry up and wash up, I'm still in a hurry to use the bathroom." ”

In the morning, sitting in class, I was still slightly drunk, my head was a little dizzy, and I couldn't help but want to squint on my stomach.

Seeing my state, Yang Shuai asked: "Brother Du, take me with you next time you drink, don't be so powerful yourself, look, it's uncomfortable again!"

"You know that I only drank too much as a last resort. ”

"Hehe, as a last resort, I want to too. ”

At this time, the phone suddenly popped up a WeChat call request, picked up the phone and saw that it was Yue Lingxi, I hesitated and decided not to answer, and after a while she called in again.

Yang Shuai jokingly asked, "Brother Du, the phone call of the aphrodisiac debt, how do you see that you are in a dilemma?"

"What kind of debt? It's just a sales call. Then I extinguished the bell.

When I called in again for the third time, I still surrendered, picked up my phone and walked out of the office, found a secluded corner, I picked up the phone and asked: "Yue Lingxi, can you not call me, I just took your ID card by mistake, I promise not to use your documents indiscriminately, and then I will send it back to you." ”

"Brother Du, save me. A faint voice came out of the earpiece.

"What?" I didn't hear too clearly because the voice was so weak and weak.

"Brother Du, save me. She raised her voice slightly.

I heard her very well this time, I remembered the scene last night, and I was pretty sure that she had been settled and the doors and windows were closed, so there shouldn't have been a kidnapping or anything like that, right?

I hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"My stomach hurts so much, I can't help it, help me. ”

Ah, I wasn't kidnapped, but the situation was fine, and it didn't look like a lie, so I hurriedly asked, "Are you still at the hotel?" ”

"Well, it's still there. ”

Since I arranged her into the hotel, then this responsibility has to be shouldered, I immediately ran to the opposite office and said to the leader: "Leader, I have a friend who suddenly fell ill, and there is no one around her, I have to take a look and ask you for a leave." ”

When the leader saw my eager expression, he immediately said, "Hurry up, don't panic, send it to the hospital in advance." ”

I turned around and ran out of the unit, and the leader was still very tolerant in the face of major events, and would prompt me on how to deal with it.

It only took me 10 minutes to run to the Camellia Hotel, the little girl at the front desk was no longer that familiar face, it should have been a change of shift, I panicked and reported the purpose, and asked her to help open the door of Yuelingxi's room quickly.

However, the little girl at the front desk did not agree to my request in time, and had to confirm the truth of the matter first, so I brought Yue Lingxi's ID card with me, I slapped my ID card on the counter and said: "Hurry up and check, the room is occupied by this woman, she needs treatment now, and she can't afford to delay." ”

was scolded by me, she hurriedly picked up her ID card and checked it, then took a room card, rushed out of the counter, and shouted: "Come with me." ”

It seems that the intimidation effect on her just now is quite large, otherwise she would not have to open the door herself, which saves a lot of intermediate effort.

After opening the room, the smell of wine was overwhelming, the stench was all over the house, and there was a lot of vomit on the ground, Yue Lingxi on the bed, her face was pale, covering her abdomen, her expression was extremely painful, I rushed over in three steps and two steps, and asked, "What's wrong with you, what's wrong?"

Her forehead was soaked with cold sweat, her whole body trembled, and she said in a trembling voice, "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

At this time, I thought of the sentence that the leader said, "What is there to send to the hospital in advance", so I hurriedly dialed 120.

120 came very quickly, of course also because of the proximity of the hospital.

Outside the emergency room door, I nervously pulled the doctor and asked, "Doctor, what's wrong with her?"

"It should be acute appendicitis. It looks a bit serious and needs immediate surgery, are you a family member?"

Isn't acute appendicitis generally not a big problem as long as it is treated in time? Why did the doctor say that it was a bit serious, but I am not a family member, so I had to say: "Hello doctor, I am just her friend, the family is not here, and I don't know the contact information of the family, can you ask her to see if I can contact the family." ”

If I had informed the family, I would have to leave early, and it would not have been wonderful if I did, so I nervously waited for the results, and the doctor quickly came back and said, "Sir, your friend said that the family can't be contacted, so let's find you." ”

"So what can I do?"

"The surgery needs to be signed. ”

I have heard about appendicitis surgery many times, and I think it is a minor operation, so I immediately nodded and agreed, and after taking the signature form, I hesitated for a moment and carefully read the specific content, the signature form listed many possible risks, and also detailed the responsibilities of the signatory.

The more I looked at it, the more frightened I became, we were just one side, there was no need to bear such a big responsibility for her, I couldn't help but hesitate in my heart, and said: "Doctor, can you ask her again, I don't seem to have the right to sign this." ”

"Okay, I'll ask again, but the patient's condition is a bit serious, so don't wait too long, and you should quickly think about whether you can contact her immediate family. ”

The doctor soon came back and said, "The lady inside is very persistent, let me relay it to you, you just have to sign, she will bear what goes wrong, we have a few words of persuasion, but she has not changed her mind." ”

"Doctor, is the surgery risky?"

"There are risks associated with any surgery, and absolute safety cannot be guaranteed. ”

"And how many times have you had this surgery?"

"Three or four hundred, I guess!"

"Are there any cases that have not been cured?"

"Not yet. ”

It seems that this doctor is an experienced doctor, and he has done this operation three or four hundred times, and he has not failed a single one, so I will take the risk and sign it, but I said again: "Doctor, you can help testify, but she promised that she will bear all the responsibility, and I will only sign." ”

"In case of an accident, when we investigate, we will tell the truth. ”

Finally, the word "Du Chen", which is chic and free, and the dragon flies and the phoenix dances, jumped on the paper.