"There is no change overall, the hair is smoother, the eyes are a little hollow, and there are still pits in the brain......"

Before boarding, Ge Xiaotian found a hotel and gave Ah Huang a bath, during which he studied for a long time, but did not find any magic, and finally handed Ah Huang over to his logistics staff.

Well, whether it's a civil aviation, or a private jet, or a business jet, you can't bring large pets these days.

Of course, the Mi 26 is a transport plane......

Depart in the morning, arrive in Jifu in the afternoon, and return to Sancha Township in the evening.

When he came to the entrance of the village, Da Han was sitting in his exclusive house, watching TV with the old village chief.

One of them serves as a special voice actor of Tianyu, and the other serves as a supervisor of Daqingshan, and they are not bad for money now.

The furnishings in the house keep pace with the times, last year the seven-inch small TV was replaced with SG series projection, and the table, chair and bed are also standard suites for Tiancheng employees.

The heating, which has been repaired for a year, is now connected to Gejia Village, and when you open the door, you can feel the heat rushing to your face.

"Hey, did you really come back?"

When the old village chief saw his second grandson, he hurriedly got up to help take off the thermostat.

Da Han smiled, called the second brother, and the two of them looked around, but they held his rubber hammer tightly in their hands, "Where's Ah Huang?"

Ge Xiaotian still didn't know that Da Han and Ah Huang had secretly hidden the treasure of the second master Liu Hui, and one person and one dog finally fell out and became 'enemies', "Why are you crazy about dog meat, and you are eyeing my dog?"

"No, I miss it!"

"Your way of greeting is quite unique, it will only arrive tomorrow morning by transport plane...... By the way, you're going to pick it up tomorrow. ”

"Okay!" Dahan gripped the rubber hammer in his hand tighter.

Ge Xiaotian took off his thermostat and breathed a long sigh of relief, "This thing is good, but it's like a plastic sheet, stuffy!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to get a ventilator?" the old village chief seemed to understand this thing.

"The technology is not up to the mark, the vent valve, the air supply port, the heat isolation ...... It's too much trouble. ”

Ge Xiaotian said, motioning for Dao Si to take out the special product of Nanyun Province - tobacco leaves that he gave to Chen Donghai when he visited Li Wei, and then Seng Si took out the good wine that his boss had brought out of Li Shoufu's car......

"I said that you kid has some good things, so you can't let people send them in advance, you have to wait until the end of the year!"

"Busy, I drifted on the sea for two months, and flew in the sky for four or five days, and then I just landed. ”

"Tiancheng contracted the South Stick Bridge, I heard about it, it's really long-faced!"

"Hehe, make a small profit of 80 billion!"

“......”

"It's a pity, this money needs to be used in other ways, otherwise I can build a super back garden for my grandfather in Daqingshan!"

"You can really talk about it, I'm an old guy who is about to go to the ground, and I have a back garden, why don't you say that you will build a mausoleum for me?"

"Bah, Bah, it's bad luck for the New Year!"

Ge Xiaotian took out nine red bills, "Grandpa, have a good New Year, I wish you a good food this year, good teeth, good stomach, and good health!"

"Hey, red envelopes?

"Mind......minded"

"Second brother, mine, mine!"

Ge Xiaotian took out the big red envelope that was discarded by five little pink pigs and specially arranged for someone to send it, "I love my big brother the most!"

"Hey......

Da Han laughed halfway through, and his face fell, "You really think I'm stupid?"

“......”

...........................

"Second brother!"

"Second Uncle is back!"

"Second nephew!"

"Sun thief!"

In various greetings, Ge Xiaotian wore a woolen coat, smoked cigarettes, and walked forward, and soon came to the mouth of his own alley.

The little hero, who claimed to have eaten, was standing on the roof and throwing a cannon down.

When I saw him coming, I threw down the plastic bag in my hand......

Dao Si stretched out his hand and grabbed it, and Ge Xiaotian took it.

When you touch something made of mud and similar to a hawthorn tube, you can shake your hands and ......

Bang Bang Bang ......

The little hero burst into tears......

"Mom, Ge Er's dog beat me!"

"Haha......"

Ge Xiaotian laughed and came to his small western-style building.

There were three cars parked in front of the door.

A Changan Ford produced by Nandu, it seems that the war of automobile dealers has also affected the Huaxia automobile market and spawned a series of joint ventures.

A three-fork Wuling, looking at the brand, should be Da Mao's father, that is, the third uncle's, sold the previous broken bread and replaced the new 'small truck'.

The last one was a battered bus......

The second uncle is back!

I just don't know if I brought back my daughter-in-law......

Well, the old lady is watching TV at the entrance of the village, and it seems that the second uncle is still a bachelor nine times out of ten......

Ge Xiaotian said hello to the Tianwei guarding the old mansion and pushed open the door.

The hall was filled with smoke and was not lively.

Daddy is in the center, the second uncle is on the left, the third uncle is on the right, and the fourth uncle is at the bottom, from the left, the second grandfather (the one who cut his leg), the eldest son of the second grandfather, the second grandfather Ge Shunfeng, the second uncle, Brother Lei, Brother Lei, Brother Lei, Ermao, Da Mao, Ge Wangwang......

"Hey, a big dinner, don't wait for me?"

"Huh, I called your kid yesterday, and you said that the birds don't, why did you kill them today?" said the second uncle, stepping forward to be a bear hug.

Click......

Ge Xiaotian subconsciously bowed his head......

In front of his chest, the wooden Taibai sword given by his mother was actually split into several pieces, and after taking off the thermostat clothes, it slipped from the shirt that had not yet pierced......

Comrade Ge Feng knew where this thing came from, his face changed, and he was just about to get up, Ge Xiaotian hurriedly glanced at him and patted his second uncle on the shoulder, "Small objects, bought from the stall." ”

"Really?" the second uncle was well-informed, and grabbed the hilt of the sword with the Taibai mark, "This is ......"

"Superstition, don't take it seriously, wooden, bathing in water, hot and cold, sooner or later. ”

Ge Xiaotian snorted, but remembered that he had airborne Amur but was safe and sound, and a layer of goosebumps suddenly appeared on his back, but he still changed the topic, "Hey, why didn't you bring the old lady to dinner today?"

"Hey, it's not your second uncle, it's just a matter of not bringing your daughter-in-law back, and you left the old man angry. "The third uncle is the same as Da Mao, he often delivers goods and runs at night, he doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, he only believes that 'people are not ruthless, and they can't stand steadily', take away Ermao, who is young and full of food and watch TV, and pat him beside him, "Come on, come on, sit here with the third uncle, ghosts and gods are avoided!"

"Haha, there are masters around me, why don't you believe it to the outside world!"

Comrade Ge Feng seemed to remember being fooled by the master, and a smile appeared on his face, but when he saw the ear piercings on Ge Wangwang's ears, he picked up the belt on the table, "You bastard, look at your brother, what have you done this year?"

"Hey, big brother, for the New Year, in front of so many juniors, save some face for my eldest nephew. The fourth uncle intervened to stop it.

When Ge Xiaotian saw this scene, he was immediately happy, it seemed that Ge Wangwang had already been beaten, "Dad, times have changed, my eldest brother is very promising now, okay, 20 million fans in South Vietnam, 50 million younger brother in Huaxia, look at it, this is money!"

"Is that what I'm talking about?"

"Huh?"

"If someone gets pregnant, don't say bring it back, at least the parents of both sides will ventilate and finalize the marriage as soon as possible. Even if you don't let your brother come out, your father and I have a little spare money now, can we still be worthy of others? Or, you don't look like a man and can't afford it?"

Ge Wangwang's face was full of grievances, "Dad, I didn't get her pregnant!"

"The baby in the womb isn't yours?"

"It's mine. ”

"Could it be that someone else has messed with you?"

"Almost......"

Ge Xiaotian: "......"

A room full of elders: "......"

This sister-in-law is still a sister-in-law from another time and space!

It is worthy of the eight-dan judo ......

Ge Xiaotian raised his glass, "Big brother, respect you!"

Ge Wangwang: "......"

"Big brother, respect you!" Da Mao is now following in the footsteps of the second brother, seeing that Ge Wangwang is bored, he hurriedly helps him fill it.

Next, Brother Lei appeared on the stage......

The second uncle didn't know what bad idea he was holding, so he raised his glass......

After a lap, Ge Wangwang spit out the truth after drinking and cried, "I'm bitter!"

Second uncle: "Child, uncle has warned you a long time ago, woman, you can't do it!"

"What do you say?" "The old mother who was tinkering with the aunts in the kitchen, dressed in gold and silver, ran out with a kitchen knife......

"Sister-in-law, I mean, man, you must marry a daughter-in-law, otherwise someone will ask for warmth. ”

"Then you don't hurry...... Hey, when did the second one come back?"

"Mom, I just arrived, by the way, I gave you a whole natural dog head gold pendant, it's domineering, three pounds in weight!"

"Get out of here!" Comrade Ge Feng was suddenly unhappy.

.....................

The next day, January 23, the twenty-ninth of the lunar month, Chinese New Year's Eve.

Last night, a large family had a dinner, except for Ge Wangwang who was irrigated, nothing else happened.

Early in the morning, Ge Sanni, who had not seen each other yesterday, rushed into Ge Xiaotian's room with Fat Xiu chattering.

"Second brother and second brother, look at your sister-in-law!"

"Huh?"

Ge Xiaotian rubbed his sleepy eyes, and when he glanced at the little man in Fat Xiu's arms, his heart warmed, this feeling was ......

I really want a daughter!

"No, it's so small, it's so cold, why are you holding this?"

"Your father-in-law and your new mother-in-law are here to visit the door!" Li Xiuxiu kicked the head of the bed angrily, as if she remembered Ge Lao Er as a matchmaker again.

"Ah, new mother-in-law, Lao Li is married?"

"You big-headed ghost!" Li Xiuxiu snorted and left......

Ge Xiaotianle smiled and looked at Sanni, "Your brother's methods will never end?"

"It's a pity, it's a girl!"

"There's still a chance!"

"Come on!"

"It's not me who comes on, it's Lao Li who comes on!"

"Are you stupid? Raw rice is boiled into white rice, and Sister Xiu can still run?"

"Makes sense!"

"Second brother, get up quickly, everyone is sticking Spring Festival couplets and hanging lanterns, our dad chats with Lao Li, my mother is making dumplings, and my eldest brother is still sleeping after vomiting all night, so our family has no stickers. ”

"You have to leave some thoughts for the neighbors that surpass ours. ”

"Do you think it's still an old tradition, who posted it early, and who got rich early?"

"Sanni, you have changed, you have never scolded your second brother before!"

"I found out that the Internet is scolding you, I tried it, and it feels amazing!"

“......”

What a hobby!

Ge Xiaotian put on the experimental cashmere thermal underwear sent by the Li brothers, except that the image was more like Li Xiaolong, the overall feeling was not bad.

Walked to the living room to chat with Lao Li, Aunt Li, and Dad, ran to the kitchen to see, Mom didn't boil sticky, and then found the Spring Festival couplets that I bought, and asked people to send double-sided tape......

Sanni watched the children, the fat show cut the Spring Festival couplets, Ge Xiaotian went to the old and pasted the new, and suddenly found the feeling of following his father to paste the Spring Festival couplets when he was a child......

Grow up!

However, as soon as it was posted outside the courtyard, there was a commotion on the main road of the village, and the voice of the fourth uncle could be faintly heard......

"What's the matter with a dog climbing a tree, have any of you ever seen my second nephew's old sow climb a tree?"

"I've seen it, I've seen it, if the sow wasn't pregnant, she would even be afraid of the branches!"

"Really!"

Hearing this, Ge Xiaotian's face was full of ghosts, and he looked at Li Xiuxiu and Sanni, who was watching the child, "Why didn't I know that our sow would go to the tree?"