"I'm getting married, and you're going to have a beer festival?"

Zheng Yu looked at Erlang God in confusion.

Erlang God also smiled and said: "Yes, isn't it very good, now there is no reason to start, you are here, okay, by the way, since you are married, then we have to celebrate well, it is better to hold a seven-day happy party." ”

"What's the matter, you can pull it down, I haven't figured it out last time, don't give me any more grooming, by the way, what about Ao Bing?"

Erlang God looked around and said: "Today is the homesickness day of the dragon clan, they all go back to cry, don't go to them, the four seas are sealed, but after today, it will be fine." ”

Homesick Day, Zheng Yu still heard of this festival for the first time, but it is a bit like the Double Ninth Festival.

"Oh, by the way, Zhenjun, you see what I've brought you. ”

Zheng Yu then remembered that he had brought something from the Erlang Temple to give to the Erlang God.

Zheng Yu took out the axe and a painting, and when Erlang God saw the painting and the axe, the whole person was stunned for a moment, and then, an incredible scene appeared, and Erlang God cried.

Zheng Yu didn't expect a god of war in the heavenly realm like Erlang God to cry, this is a rare picture, and it is necessary to make a commemoration.

Zheng Yu hurriedly took out his mobile phone and took a picture of Erlang God is one, Erlang God looked at Zheng Yu and cried: "You, what are you doing." ”

"It's okay, just take a photo as a souvenir. ”

"Oh, yes!"

Erlang God actually cried and posed with scissor hands to cooperate with Zheng Yu.

"Zhenjun, is this axe the one you split Huashan? ”

Zheng Yu put away his phone and asked, although he had already guessed it in his heart, he still wanted to be admitted by Erlang God himself.

Erlang God sobbed vigorously, and raised his head affectionately to look at the sky with the axe in his arms.

"At that time, I was still a hairy boy, I thought that I was young and frivolous, in order to save my mother at all costs, I was used by the demons to go to the Creation Mountain to get this artifact to open the mountain axe, although it split Huashan, but my mother also died because of this, I really regret it, if I didn't believe in the demons back then, there would be no war that year. ”

Zheng Yu patted Erlang God on the shoulder and comforted: "Zhenjun, the Buddha once told me that everything in the world has cause and effect, maybe this is the so-called cause and effect, if you don't split Huashan, then the demon clan will also find someone else to replace you, so you don't have to blame yourself, but Zhenjun, this rusty axe really has the kind of power you said?"

Erlang God glanced at Zheng Yu, and then his eyes froze, and the arm holding the axe was slightly forced, only to see that the axe in the palm of his hand bloomed with a colorful glow, which shook Zheng Yu couldn't open his eyes, after a dazzling glow, Zheng Yu opened his eyes and saw that the rusty mountain axe in Erlang God's hand had now become a sharp and shining mountain axe, Zheng Yu held it in his hand, and the sharp axe flashed coldly, and it actually reflected Zheng Yu's image.

"I'll go, this, is this still the broken axe just now, so sharp, Zhenjun, your immortal things are really powerful." ”

"Hehe, this mountain axe followed me to the north and south, stained with countless blood, these ten thousand years, its anger has almost disappeared, Zheng Yu, you regained the mountain axe for me, I should be grateful to you, but I really don't have anything to give you, so let's do it, this mountain axe will be given to you as my thank you, this mountain axe is a divine weapon, compared with my three-pointed two-edged knife, you have to make good use of it, not use it to kill innocents. ”

As he spoke, Erlang God took the scroll and said to everyone again: "I'm sorry everyone, today's small shop is open early, and if you don't settle the bill, you will be treated as if I invite you." ”

As soon as these words came out, I saw that the crowd in the courtyard that was originally three or two turned into rainbow light and disappeared in an instant.

Seeing this scene, Zheng Yu couldn't help but feel that he should have a different view of Erlang God, he used to think that Erlang God was picking and searching, but he didn't expect him to have such a bold side, but these people who eat white food don't feel a little guilty, they don't even say thank you, they just run away, which is too inauthentic.

Erlang God turned around and left with the scroll, and the lights in the courtyard were turned off.

Zheng Yu sighed helplessly, he originally wanted to show his marriage certificate to everyone, but he didn't expect it to be empty.

"By the way, go to Yue Lao and let him see my marriage certificate, then he will have nothing to say. ”

Saying that, Zheng Yu got up and went to the Yuelao Temple in the Red Line Mountain, there was no light in the Yuelao Temple at this moment, and it seemed that the Yuelao was not there.

"Damn, isn't it, why isn't anyone there, it's really a disappointment. ”

"Hey, Zheng Yu, why are you here. ”

A rainbow light suddenly appeared, and Tai Bai Xing walked out of it.

"Taibai, hello, you also came to find Yue Lao?"

"Oh, no, no, no, I'm not here to look for Yue Lao, I'm just passing by. ”

Tai Bai Xing looked very nervous, and it could be seen that he must have come to find Yue Lao.

Zheng Yu smiled mysteriously: "Haha, Taibai, you must have come to find Yue Lao, see if you look trapped by love? ”

"Talkative, you guy talks too much nonsense, let me ask you, how are the things I want prepared?"

Tai Bai Xing shook the dust in his hand and snorted coldly.

Zheng Yu smiled: "Don't worry, it's almost ready, I'm already in stock, where is my peach?"

Tai Bai Xing casually took out a peach the size of a watermelon and said: "See, how much does this thing cost, you hurry up and prepare, this should be used as a deposit first, and you are not allowed to say anything about today's matter." ”

"Okay, don't worry, I won't say a word about today's things" Zheng Yu put away the peach, rolled his eyes and said: "By the way, Taibai, I'll show you something good." ”

Zheng Yu took out the marriage certificate, Tai Baixing looked at it and frowned: "What is this, it seems to be you on this picture, who is the other one?"

"Haha, that's my wife, oops I'm finally married. ”

Hearing this, Tai Bai Xing's face instantly fell, and he threw the marriage certificate to Zheng Yu: "What the matter, get married, get married, show off with me." ”

"They all say that I am a peach blossom dead lover, and now this kind of rumor is self-defeating. ”

"Dut~" Tai Bai Xing looked at Zheng Yu in surprise: "What did you just say, what do you have?"

"Peach blossoms are dead. ”

As soon as these words came out, Tai Bai Xing instantly took three steps back to the back.

Zheng Yu wondered: "Why are you reacting so much, my peach blossom death calamity is over, so you don't have to go so far." ”

Saying that, Zheng Yu took a step forward, Tai Bai Xing hurriedly took two steps on his hind legs, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "You stop for me, don't be so close to me, you will infect me, there is no cure for the peach blossom death catastrophe, your so-called marriage is just a small book, you did not swear in front of heaven and earth, you are not recognized by heaven and earth, and look at the black and red breath on your head now, this proves that your peach blossom death is about to break out." ”

As soon as these words came out, Zheng Yu's face also became a little ugly, and he couldn't laugh at all now, with an embarrassing smile on his face.

"Taibai, don't say that, I'm a little scared of what you said. ”

Tai Bai Xing nodded and said, "Anyway, your kid is now entangled in peach blossoms, I'm afraid it will be difficult to deal with." ”

"Isn't that a good thing?"

"A good thing? You call this a good thing? Peach blossoms are haunted, and the image of the Taoist heart, God, you need to go to the Buddha and step into the Buddha's door, otherwise you may not be able to become an immortal in this life." ”

"Chengxian? I don't want to think about it for a long time, I just need to live well, haha. ”

Seeing Zheng Yu in such a state, Tai Bai Xing smiled slightly and said: "Okay, since that's the case, you take care, I'll go first, remember, today's matter is definitely not allowed to be said, otherwise you will know the consequences." ”

Zheng Yu winked at Tai Bai Xing and made a standard OK gesture, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, the man's agreement." ”

After speaking, Tai Bai Xing turned into a rainbow light and disappeared, Zheng Yu stayed in place and said listlessly: "Is it really going on?"

Speaking, Zheng Yu looked at the Yuelao Temple behind him, turned around and left, returned to the market, Zheng Yu went to the car for a turn, the racing field is still very lively, because there is no money for the time being, many people are watching the Jade Emperor and their racing competition, the Jade Emperor and others are making final preparations for the Qilian Mountain race in a few days, these local tyrants have bought two or three cars as spare or put together parts, and transformed their cars into the first and only racing cars.

At this moment, Zheng Yu's mobile phone rang, it was Ren Keke calling, and he looked at the time, it was half past two in the night.

"Hey, Coco, you're awake, I'm out..."

"Zheng Yu, you come back quickly, something happened at home, Xiaohe, Xiaohe killed someone. ”