It's a bit busy today, so let's make it two-in-one.

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The following is the main text:

At that moment, I felt that my girlfriend and her father were estranged from me a lot.

I know that my girlfriend and her father may want face. But my girlfriend doesn't know, and she keeps complaining about how I offended her father when she comes home. I still want to get married, let's talk a lot.

What can I do, I dare not say anything, I can only pretend to be stupid.

Maybe her parents came, and her girlfriend, who never cooked, behaved like a standard model of virtuous and virtuous virtues, and cooked a few dishes with her mother.

The total score is two points, and I have already lost one point, I have made up my mind, no matter how good today's food tastes, I must eat it cleanly, and the praise (color) and beauty (rainbow) words (fart) that I prepared for my girlfriend's mother must also be expressed in the most sincere tone.

My rainbow fart works pretty well, and the smile on my girlfriend's mother's face never breaks.

That all changed when I reached for a crab with my chopsticks. The crab suddenly took the initiative to clamp my chopsticks.

I seem to have heard the crab taunt me: "Are you familiar with it?"

"You're talking about the story in the paragraph, right? Because of this, you broke up with your girlfriend?" The audience who couldn't listen couldn't help but stand up and accuse Zhao Punctuality.

[Of course it can't be, how can such a sacred thing as love be so child's play. 】

Zhao Punctual denied it directly, and then began to explain: [Later, I learned that my girlfriend's mother was the same as her, she couldn't cook at all, and after reading the recipe, she said that the crab was cooked when it was red. Who knew it was a red crab that day. My girlfriend doesn't cook and doesn't know how to use an induction cooker.

My girlfriend and her parents all folded face with me, but after all, they were elders and didn't show anything.

When they asked me about my background, his father was furious and kicked me out.

He said that his family was the descendants of the Chai family in the Later Zhou Dynasty, and our family was the Zhao family of the Song Dynasty, saying that our Zhao family used despicable means to seize the Chai family's country, and they were inseparable from us for the rest of their lives.

My girlfriend suddenly became a thousand-year-old enemy, and I still don't dare to accept this fact. 】

"You're the one who has turned your life into a joke, and I'm convinced. ”

[Alright.] It's good to talk and laugh, make noise and make everyone happy. As for whether it is true or not, it is not so important. I'm the host, so I can't interrupt the audience when telling a story, right?

Then you can only make up all the stories to your own head, and that's what we radio hosts earn anyway. Out of my work ethic, I would never tell you that the prototype of these stories is my friend Xu Kuncai. 】

[Uh~~~ seems to have revealed something terrible. You don't hear it, the show is coming to an end, and we say goodbye in the song. 】

Turn all channels off, tap on a song, and the show is over.

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At the end of the show, Zhao Punctuality, who was sweating profusely, unbuttoned the top button of his shirt, and walked out of the broadcasting room while fanning himself with his hands.

I took out a bottle of cold drink from the refrigerator and drank it down, and the cold mineral water slid down my throat and into my abdomen, and my whole body could feel the exhilaration.

After a while, other people who were busy also came here and chatted with Zhao Punctuality.

Sure enough, he responded to that sentence, eating people with short hands and taking people softly.

With a squeak, everyone looked back directly in the direction of Fan Yang's office.

The aluminum door in his office really needs to be repaired, and every time it is opened, it makes a screeching sound, which is a bit ugly, but it really works.

At least he didn't want to sneak out and catch anyone who was lazy.

As soon as Fan Yang went out, he was stared at, which made him a little uncomfortable, and asked as he walked: "What do you see me doing?

As he spoke, he touched his face and sorted out his hairstyle. After confirming that there was no problem, he said: "Lao Tzu is still so handsome." ”

"Hey, it's shameless. ”

"You are jealous, the jealousy of the red fruit. Fan Yang, who came over, shook the paper in his hand vigorously: "Let me tell you, the average listening rate of today's radio station is 0.15%, the highest market share of our program is 10.6%, and the average market share is 9.8%.

The increase is good, all around 10%.

Among the more than a dozen radio programs that are being broadcast at the same time, our listening rate is the third in the current time period, and for ourselves, this result is the moment when we are closest to 10% of the average market share, which is naturally the best result of this year.

From the third to the third, to the third, we only took two days, who dares to say a word about this result?

Lao Xiao, tomorrow you write an application, just say that recently, everyone has worked hard for the improvement of the show, and applied for a subsidy of 500 per person, I will go to the leader to sign, by the way, Zhao Punctual will add 800. ”

"Okay, Boss. "As soon as I heard that there was money, everyone was naturally very enthusiastic.

For Xiao Kong, 500 yuan is a month's oil money, and for Du Tao, 500 yuan is an opportunity for the club to experience health.

For Xiaomei, five hundred is two YSL, and for Zhao Punctuality, eight hundred is his weekly salary.

In fact, no one can live without this money, but the meaning behind this reward is different. It is a recognition of recent work.

If the performance of the show continues like this, it is really possible that it will be moved to the sub-prime time by the station leaders.

When the time comes, their salaries. The bonuses and performance will be very different, which is in the interests of all of them, which is why they chose the latter between Zhang Qiang, the host of "Your Moon My Heart", who has hosted "Your Moon My Heart" for three years, and newcomer Zhao Punctuality.

Nothing else, just mercenary.

And Zhao Punctuality, who brought all this, is about to soar to the top of the popular fried chicken, and he is about to develop.

Who doesn't know Fan Yang's background, coming here is just gilding, and when Fan Yang leaves, he will inevitably take Zhao Punctual with him, maybe he will be able to go to the main station.

The host in front of the TV is always much higher than the host in the radio.

In a few years, if you don't get it right, you will appear on the big stage of the Spring Festival Gala, that is, Heifer is on a plane, and she is going to the sky.

Thinking of this, Xiao Kong, Du Tao and Xiaomei all looked at Zhao Punctuality, showing a look of envy.

"Bridge bean sacks. Zhao Pumbian, who was stared at by three pairs of eyes, exploded, and took a step back, he put his hand in front of him as a precaution: "It's only three hundred yuan, as for that? ”

"It's better to choose a day than to hit a day. With a snap of his palm, Fan Yang, who attracted everyone's attention, said:

"Xiaomei, you call Sanweiju and book a table of dishes, and we will be there in half an hour. Well, don't be too high, just follow eight hundred, everyone is a colleague, and you can't let Zhao punctual bleed too much. ”

"Big brother... Let's make a face. ”

Zhao Punctual smiled bitterly, this money has not yet appeared, and if it can't be done, you have to treat yourself.

This is called blessing, and the evil is lurking.

"What do you want to do with your face, can you eat it as a meal or drink it as a drink?" Fan Yang's eyebrows danced as he looked at Zhao Shoushi, looking very proud.

Seeing that Fan Yang was on the rise, Xiao Kong, who had hesitated repeatedly, still spoke: "Leader, there is something that may have to be notified in advance." ”

"Hmm? Fan Yang asked, looking at Xiao Kong's frowning brows, just thinking that there was something bad about this.

"That's what happened. Just now a spectator called, and it turned out..." Xiao Kong put the green tea sister just now... No, it's Bai Jie, who hasn't become a young woman, who has not yet become a young woman, to say this, so naturally he hasn't forgotten what Bai Jie threatened to report.

Xiao Kong said a lot, but it was quite pertinent, and he didn't add too much oil and vinegar.

However, it is indeed a bit bad to talk to the audience directly to the point that the audience threatens to report.

In fact, it is not a trivial matter to be complained and reported by customers in every industry, just like the bad evaluation of an e-commerce store, although it does not affect the jobs of employees, but the deduction of bonuses and performance is obvious.

In particular, there may be obstacles to job promotion. Of course, Zhao Punctual doesn't have to face this problem now.

However, considering that the fault of the matter is not Zhao Punctuality, it is actually not a big deal.

Especially now, it is impossible for Fan Yang to deal with Zhao Punctuality for the threat of an audience, and Fan Yang also pointed to Zhao Punctual to do a good job for him.

In fact, there is no need to compare which is more important.

Fan Yang, who had been silent for a moment, said: "This matter is not big or small, and it is not small to say that it is small. Since Team Leader Xiao brought it up, in order to prevent the Administration Department from coming to the door to hold him accountable, let's start first.

In this way, Lao Xiao, you will issue a notice tomorrow, saying that Zhao Punctuality violated the rules of the program and disrespected the audience, and he will be fined 200, if the administrative department comes to ask, you can take it out, if you don't come, just throw it away in a few days.

That Zhao Punctuality's subsidy is not eight hundred. Just a thousand. ”

"You don't have any opinions, right?"

Fan Yang, who gave the handling plan, swept his eyes, since no one spoke, he agreed, and pointed to the door: "Set off to Sanweiju and eat Zhao Punctuality." ”

"In the same nine years, you He Xiu?"

Zhao Punctual couldn't help but give Fan Yang thirty-two likes, this is a punishment? Is this a welfare.

Why did Fan Yang dare to let Xiao Kong leave the report first, because he didn't think anyone would be able to report them to this level.

The strength is here.

There are only two channels for reporting programs that are most common, one is to go to the official website of Lianjia Broadcasting, and there is a reporting URL at the bottom.

If this website can be opened, Zhao will be punctual in the future.

Either go to the superior unit of Lianjia Broadcasting, the superior unit of Lianjia Broadcasting, the superior unit of Jingjing People's Broadcasting, and Guo Jia Optoelectronics, the superior unit of Mingjing Radio and Television Station, to complain and report.

Rest assured, this time the URL can definitely be opened, and it will tell you an email address, send an email to go.

As for whether to respond or not, how to respond, it depends on fate.

Sorry, there is no such thing as a complaint hotline.

Of course, in the Internet era, there is another channel, that is, to move one's own story to the Internet, ask the majority of netizens to uphold justice, and ask all media to uphold justice.

As long as you dare and have the face to say it.

Hot searches will teach you how to be a person.

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Zhao Punctuality, who was sitting in the co-pilot, leaned on the backrest and looked at the trees on the side of the road and quickly retreated.

Remembering that Zhao Punctuality, who had promised the audience to record songs and upload them to the music website, sat upright and looked at Fan Yang.

"By the way, I want to buy a guitar, Brother Yang, do you have any recommendations? Also, didn't I write two songs, I want to find a recording studio to record them, and you can always show me the way. ”

Fan Yang, who was driving, squinted his eyes slightly and glanced at Zhao Shoushi meaningfully: "I'm a Guo Jia official ape, how can I have a relationship with the recording studio, Shenjing Bing." Also, I don't know the guitar either, so you can ask someone else to go. ”

"Huh, isn't it?" Zhao Shoushi asked questionably: "Fan Keren told me that you and a few friends made a three-five underwear combination. However, it doesn't matter if you disband, a rock group has such a broken name of 404#, and even the guitarist doesn't understand the guitar, isn't that spreading the dregs culture. ”

Zhao Punchou, who shook his head, complained here, and before he finished speaking, he felt that his body was a little uncontrollable, and he almost hit his head on the glass, which was the inertia caused by the vehicle's sudden slamming into the steering wheel.

Zhao Punctuality's face turned white with fright, and he didn't dare to complain, he looked at Fan Yang: "Big brother, don't bring such a public vendent, let's put safety first, even if I can't be your brother-in-law, we are still good brothers." If you don't know that you formed a band, and then disbanded, will it be?"

Fan Yang glared at Zhao Punctuality, and without speaking, he held the car steady on the side of the road, pulled the handbrake, and glared at Zhao Punctual with a pair of terrifying eyes like copper bells.

"First of all, let me tell you very seriously, our combination is called [Sanwu Kunei] and not shit [Sanwu Panty].

Secondly, I warn you very seriously that if you want to see the sun tomorrow, remember not to tell anyone else about my band, especially on the radio. ”

made a zipper action, Zhao Punctual nodded again and again, he didn't dare to say a word, he was afraid that someone would screw off his head and kick it as a ball.

Buzz ~ Buzz ~ Buzz ~

"Eh, leader, what's wrong?"

Xiao Kong, who was following Fan Yang Shen, didn't know why he stopped in front of him, and he also stopped and asked with a loudspeaker.

"It's fine. You go and turn on the air conditioner first. ”

Fan Yang, who responded perfunctorily, no longer paid attention to Zhao Punctuality, skillfully released the handbrake, ignited, and the vehicle slowly started and moved forward.

The same two people, but the atmosphere is completely different, I don't understand why Fan Yang is so taboo about rock and roll, he doesn't dare to speak again.

for fear of scratching Fan Yang's shame point again.

Stumped rock is not rock, but a mushroom girl called rock?

If you get a combination to rock or a group to rock 'n' roll, you can't pass the trial.

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Fifteen minutes later, the vehicle arrived in front of Sanweiju, in the middle of the night, there were diners, but there were really not many, and Fan Yang, who parked the car, did not get out of the car directly.

Holding on to the steering wheel, he looked at the windshield in front of him in a daze, as if a wonderful movie was being broadcast in front of him that attracted all his attention.

After a long time, like a rusty robot, I slowly took out a somewhat discolored business card from the innermost part of the armrest box on the right side of the vehicle.

With two fingers between them, he skimmed directly into Zhao Shoushi's arms, and took out a yellow crane tower Fan Yang took a deep breath: "Go to this address to find this person, he can do what you ask."

Promise me one thing, don't say that I introduced you, let alone know me, and especially be careful not to pout, that person has a short temper and can really beat people. ”

"He's not going to be a member of your group, is he's falling out now?"

"yes, it fell out. Fan Yang, who spit out the smoke from the waste, pushed the car door and got out of the car: "I don't have the face to see him, I owe him too much." ”

"Yes, it's not that you suffer, otherwise our brothers, I will not be able to go. ”