My probe finger didn't respond at all.

Explain that the man is human.

What is this operation?

I listened for a while.

When the fierce fighting is extinguished.

I heard Sister Feng complain like a complaining little girl: "Old Wu, you made me wait for all the flowers I wanted, when did you divorce that tigress?!"

Lao Wu sighed and said: "Xiao Feng, you have to endure it, you must not let my wife find out about the two of us, otherwise I will have to leave the house, my wife has already suspected that we are together, you first take the kid outside to block it, if it doesn't work, you will fake it and marry that kid, and after I divorce my wife, you can give that kid some money and let him go......"

I went, it seemed to use me as a shield.

I smiled happily, this job is so cool.

I don't have to worry about that messing with me.

Before I could finish laughing, though, I heard a knock on the door outside.

I followed the spirits and heard a cacophony outside.

It must be the tigress who has come to catch the tip.

Sister Feng gently knocked on the wall.

He beckoned to me with a suppressed voice: "Zhang Erpi, come here." ”

Damn, use me.

Take people's money and block knives for others.

We have to pay attention to professional ethics.

I rushed into the bedroom with a high one.

Lao Wu was stunned for a moment, Sister Feng covered her mouth and gasped.

That's when I realized I was in too much of a hurry.

I rushed over without a coat.

When is it, the fire is on the house, and you are wearing a fur coat!

Otherwise, Lao Wu is exquisite.

Without saying a word, I took out a card and tucked it directly into the elastic of my big pants.

said affectionately: "Good brother, help the eldest brother block it, and take the flowers for this million first." ”

I was moved by the blood boiling.

Said arrogantly: "Big brother, don't worry, the sword mountain and the sea of fire, I will block it!"

Sister Feng is already pale.

He said anxiously: "What should I do? There are people outside the downstairs window!"

I went to the window and looked downstairs.

There are many followers downstairs, all of whom are brought by tigresses.

I looked around, and there was definitely no one hiding in this house.

The tigress will definitely have to turn the bottom upside down when she brings someone in.

If you want Lao Wu to leave this room, it is impossible.

The only way to do this is to bluff it with a disguise.

I simply said what I meant to Lao Wu.

I flirt with him, and I disguise myself as him.

and then disguise him as me.

Then I can slip through the window with invisibility.

And come back immediately to relieve him, and will not let him goof.

Old Wu Khan was scared.

It can be seen that he is afraid of tigress.

Lao Wu said with tears in his eyes: "Brother, don't think that the eldest brother is messing around." I fell in love with Xiao Feng in college, and then the eldest brother was confused for a while, greedy for the tigress's family to be rich and powerful, and betrayed Xiao Feng, and now I finally have the opportunity to be with Xiao Feng, no matter what, as long as I can avoid the entanglement of the tigress, the eldest brother will agree to anything. ”

I said, "Okay, after I help you get through this level, you have to cooperate with Han Bing for a long time, so I won't be too embarrassed for you, right?"

Lao Wu nodded again and again: "No problem, it's a trivial matter." ”

Outside the door began to slam down.

There's no time for rambling on.

I immediately recited the transfiguration mantra.

Transform Lao Wu into my appearance.

Let him put on my clothes.

And tell him not to speak, and I will come back to help him out of the siege immediately.

I disguised myself as Lao Wu.

And put on Lao Wu's clothes.

Then he slipped out of the window using invisibility.

This tigress was really aggressive, and even brought seventy or eighty people to catch the tip.

I kept sneaking around the outside of the manor.

Find the place where Lao Wu hid the car.

I used the car keys that Lao Wu gave me to open his Maybach.

This car really ran over my Humvee.

When I got into this car, I thought, Lao Tzu should change cars.

I drove straight into the estate, and all the way was full of people brought by tigress.

Someone immediately called the tigress.

Afraid that Lao Wu would be a goof, I drove to the front of the villa at the speed of the wind.

Then run straight upstairs.

Imitating Lao Wu's voice, he yelled at the tigress with the overwhelming momentum of Mount Tai: "I don't sleep in the middle of the night, what kind of trouble do you come to make trouble?!"

I glanced at Lao Wu.

I really feel sorry for my migrant uniform pants, I've been wearing them for many years, and I have feelings.

was actually urinated by Lao Wu.

This old Wu is really promising!

Although Sister Feng was holding on, she was also frightened.

I've never seen a tigress before, and I heard them call her tigress.

I thought this woman was not five big and three thick, and her face was full of meat.

Unexpectedly, this tigress is more beautiful than Sister Feng.

Delicate face, curved thin eyebrows.

Big eyes, long eyelashes.

The lips are thin like rose petals.

Her slightly curly hair makes her look even more charming.

It's whiter and more delicate than Sister Feng.

The waist is slightly plumper than Sister Feng.

But the small waist is very thin, I really don't know how she maintains it.

Wear a stylish emerald green slim-fitting cheongsam.

Bright and eye-catching, it gives people a great visual impact.

I don't know what perfume she uses, but the house is full of her scent.

It's really a woman among women, and she completely crushed Sister Feng.

Because of the tight schedule, I pretended to be Lao Wu, although I looked like Lao Wu.

But I don't know the details of Lao Wu's relationship with the tigress.

I can see that Lao Wu should be a strict wife.

I was scared to pee by the tigress.

But as soon as I came up, I made the momentum to crush her directly.

This shouldn't be like Lao Wu's style.

It may be that Lao Wu never dared to talk to a tigress like this.

The tigress was stunned.

And then surprisingly didn't lose his temper.

Walked up to me and coquettishly said, "Aren't people worried about you, afraid that you will suffer, so they came to find someone." ”

I laughed secretly in my heart, what does this old Wu have to lose.

I stepped forward and took the initiative to shake hands with Lao Wu and said, "Hello, I'm sorry to disturb the two of you, go on, I wish you an early birth to a noble son! ”

Lao Wu's palms were covered with cold sweat, and he was trembling.

Don't wait for the tigress to say anything.

I put my arm around her shoulders and walked out.

The tigress looked at me intently.

muttered in a low voice: "Husband, after so many years of marriage, you will always be like a wilted eggplant, why have you become so angry today?!"

I said, "If you don't order it, you won't be able to go to heaven, and you will be so untidy!"

The tigress immediately said coquettishly: "Then you go home and clean up me, if you don't clean me up, I'll be done with you!"

I'll go, it's bad, I'm burning!

What can I do?

I thought about countermeasures all the way and went back to Wu's house with the tigress.

The tigress asked me in a delicate voice how I was doing today.

I was overjoyed.

It's really heaven that doesn't destroy me, Lao Wu must be wilting with a tigress at ordinary times.

Nothing can be done, that's why the tigress asks.

I think if it's too blunt to reject her directly.

I'm afraid that she will be suspicious, so let's tactfully let her know the difficulties.

So he pretended to be very active and close to her.

The tigress is also very gentle and flattering.

But eventually she realized that I couldn't get into the groove.

I went crazy again.

Revealing the ferocious face of the tigress, he scolded: "You just became like this because you are still thinking about that Xiao Feng in your heart, and now people are looking for a man, you are still dead, you useless waste, what are you doing alive, forget it when you die!"

When they came up, they scratched and scratched at me.

I finally understood why Lao Wu went to find Sister Feng.

It's really impossible to live with a woman like that.

It's so barbaric.

I didn't dare to use kung fu spells on her.

I'm afraid she'll see that I'm an impostor.

This tigress has definitely practiced, not only is she vicious, but she is also very energetic.

Accidentally, her hands and face were scratched by her.

I really can't suppress this fire, this girl just owes discipline.

How can anyone bully a man like this.

I think she should be gentle with Lao Wu.

It won't force Lao Wu to divorce her.

I didn't suppress the fire, so I pushed her hard.

Pushed the tigress to the ground and hit her head on the coffee table.

Knock out a bag.

Now the tigress is gone.

He screamed and pounced on me and slapped me in the face.

Then they scratched and bit at me, wanting to tear me apart.

I don't understand, the tigress hates Lao Wu to the point of death like this.

Why didn't you agree to divorce Lao Wu?

I can't understand the world of adults!

I didn't dare to push her anymore, so I could only entangle with her.

Finally I pinned her to the couch.

Her hand was grabbed by me, and she suddenly opened her mouth and bit my arm.

As soon as I dodged, my arm dodged.

The tigress actually bit me straight to the mouth......