Volume 1 Reverse Odd Jobs Colorful Butterflies
Before the spear Arren could answer, someone in front of him shouted He Peng: "Brother He, I'm here, come and ask you for something." ”
The spear Alr looked displeased, but did not stop it.
He Peng sat on the plane to Africa, and his mood could not be calm for a long time.
"Okay, okay! I'll go, I'll go!"
The magnificent tremor almost exploded his clothes, and if he continued like this, the consequences were unimaginable, and He Peng had no choice but to raise his hand and surrender.
Bai Jia slapped the table and shouted: "It doesn't matter to me whether the old rascal is coming back or you, the little rascal is here, the important thing is that you must immediately deal with these things at hand, this is the responsibility of the Lord of the Colorful Butterfly, and as your assistant, I have the obligation to supervise you to do your own things seriously!"
"However, I'm going to find the old monk who died, I have to exchange him for Jiang Yun, don't you see that I'm not very qualified for the job of the Lord of Colorful Butterflies, it's better to replace him with him earlier!"
Bai Jia pointed at the table with his finger and said excitedly: "I think it's more appropriate for you to do this matter personally!"
However, it turned out that He Peng thought too much.
"What are you going to do" He Peng asked nervously, Bai Jia seemed to have been deliberately looking for trouble, he was a little worried that this woman would cross the desk and rush over, it would not be good for anyone to hurt anyone in the office, and it would be even more difficult to explain if the clothes were torn.
He Peng saw her grander parts, trembling violently, and the lady's suit couldn't cover the connotation that almost jumped out!
But Bai Jia didn't intend to let him go, she slammed the table, propped her hands on the office desktop, and leaned forward like a female leopard, so frightened that He Peng immediately leaned straight on the back of the chair.
He Peng looked at her stupidly, shocked by her momentum!"Eh, this is okay, send a beautiful Abu, just send two of them" After He Peng finished speaking, he was already in a cold sweat, and it was really a bit of pressure to talk to such a cold old woman!
"Please don't insult our sisters with words like beauty and ugliness, the sisters of Caidie are all relying on bravery and wisdom, relying on the spirit of fearless sacrifice to make silent contributions to human civilization!"
"Am I saying the wrong thing?"
Looking up, Bai Jia was glaring at him angrily, looking at the trembling posture, He Peng would probably pounce on him if he said a few more words!
He Peng suddenly felt the murderous aura!
"Oh, okay, then send two colorful butterflies to investigate, let them pay attention to safety, I heard that no one there wears clothes, so don't go to the pretty little girl, pick a few ugly ones"
Bai Jia sighed softly: "Master, the appearance of things is often inconspicuous, but the rules operating in the mainland are very terrifying, if you don't stop it when the signs just appear, it will be irreparable when he develops violently." ”
"It's just an internal struggle, it won't rise to the point of affecting human civilization" He Peng still didn't want to believe that the coming-of-age ceremony of the eldest son of the chief of this small tribe of dozens of people in Africa, that is, an activity similar to cutting could affect world civilization!
This small tribe of dozens of people in the intelligence, the language used by their ancestors for generations is this secret language, so this tribe has a very special status in the primitive religious circles of Africa, this tribe is likely to be the origin of African gods, and a disturbance in the tribe will affect the situation in Africa, you know that the situation in Africa has not been very stable, if there is a problem with the origin of the gods, a big chaos will soon break out. ”
"Yes, there are many gods in Africa, such as the Mandai, Ashanti, Yoruba, Ngongbe, etc., and each of them has a different supreme god, but in the most traditional religious rituals in Africa, a secret language is used, which is known as the language of communication with the gods.
"Wait, He Peng interrupted, as far as I know, there are no decent gods in Africa, what stars, moons, mud trees, even chickens and wild dogs can be regarded as gods, their gods are not tens of thousands, there are still hundreds or thousands, then the primitive religion is like playing at home, what is there to pay attention to, are you making a fuss?"
Bai Jia said: "According to our intelligence, this tribe is located in the middle of the primeval forest of West Africa, and this tribe is very important in the primitive religious system of Africa. ”
"Oh, why is the coming-of-age ceremony for the eldest son of the chief of this primitive tribe in Africa an important event, they are just a small tribe of dozens of people. ”
He Peng clicked on it and saw that there were only about a dozen, and he couldn't help but feel a lot more comfortable.
Bai Jia tapped his finger on a round cake communicator a few times, "These are the necessary and important events in the near future that we have sorted, and it is recommended that you pay attention to them." ”
"Well, okay, everything is going to be done as before for the time being. ”
"You" was very angry by Bai Jia again, and said with anger: "You didn't command, I have no right to decide." ”
", Lao Bai, why don't you just bring the most important ones like before"
"First of all, Jiang Yun's thinking speed is very fast, his perception is keen, and he can quickly find the connection between things, often a hundred and a thousand pieces of information become one in him, so that it can be processed quickly, in addition, he has a set of methods for us to classify and process, and pick out the most important information before showing it to him. ”
Bai Jia was a little uncomfortable with the groove and Lao Bai together, and her brows were slightly furrowed, but she still replied:
"it, Lao Bai, how did Jiang Yun accomplish this before, it's impossible to deal with it at all!"
He Peng quickly browsed the information of the user, even if He Peng remembered it at a glance, he could not keep up with the speed of information update.
"Okay, I'll arrange it. ”
"Well, this problem is indeed very serious, okay, immediately send one and not send two colorful butterflies to find out. ”
Bai Jia squinted at He Peng, and He Peng hurriedly changed his words:
So He Peng's mind came up with the appearance of Magneto and the chicken-stealing zombie. He Peng asked cautiously: "Is it possible that the villagers are greedy and eat too many hens?"
"If the hen is not laying eggs, it may be due to a strong magnetic field nearby, or harmful radiation, and if the number of hens is greatly reduced and there are no natural predators, then it may be caused by some strange creatures poaching. ”
"What might be unusual about this?"
We have a preliminary understanding that there has been no poultry infection epidemic in a radius of thousands of miles around the mountainous area, and there is no large number of natural enemies of chickens, so no matter what happens, it may mean that there is an unusual event, so my subordinates recommend sending someone to investigate immediately!"
"The market is located in a mountainous area in the north, where the environment is isolated and basically self-sufficient. Although the transportation is inconvenient, the natural environment in the mountains is very good, the biological growth has been very healthy, the number of hens and the number of eggs have not fluctuated seriously for many years, this time the price of eggs has tripled, which means that the number of hens does not produce eggs or the number of chickens in the flock is seriously reduced, which is very unusual.
"I don't see this, where do you need to pay attention"
"Although the incident seems to be the reason behind it, it can be a very serious thing, and I suggest you pay attention to this egg price increase incident. ”
"However, the price of eggs has nothing to do with world peace, and you have to investigate"
Bai Jia is the cold woman, she stood straight in front of He Peng's desk one meter away, stared at He Peng's eyes and said: "Yes, our task is to monitor global abnormal events and prevent the occurrence of events that endanger human civilization. ”
"Oh, I said, Bai Jia, we have to take care of these things, how can we manage them. ”
The troops of a certain country adjusted the defense, the price of eggs in a certain market rose abnormally, the coming-of-age ceremony of the first heir of a certain primitive tribe, and strange creatures appeared in such and such a place
After taking over Jiang Yun's work, I realized how dire Jiang Yun lived every day, and those information were overwhelming, which was incomparable to the amount of information in Qianmen.
Xiao Jing blushed with shame, and many women around him joked with him. She fled shyly
A wave of laughter erupted in the conference room.
"Well, okay. He Peng scratched his head and smiled: "That's what you know, I'm a person with a wife, don't be too casual in the future, my Xiaojing will be jealous!"
At this time, the cold lady who tossed He Peng very miserably at He Peng's wedding, walked to the stage and saluted: "Master, one day is the master of the colorful butterfly, the fate of the colorful butterfly is in your hands, we must swear allegiance to the death, and please don't say such slack words, this is an insult to us." ”
He Peng said: "You don't have to worry, I'm tired and can't take such an important position, so I will get Jiang Yun back as soon as possible, so that he can't steal if he wants to be lazy." ”
He Peng heard the surrender in his voice, and also heard the dull sadness, which was the worry that the previous Lord of Colorful Butterflies was in danger.
"Meet the master!" A loud tsunami-like sound erupted in the venue, and more than 10,000 colorful butterflies bowed at the same time!
He Peng stood on the high rostrum, holding a round cake communicator, and said loudly: "So, from now on, I will act as the master of the colorful butterfly until Jiang Yun comes back!"
In the largest conference room inside the vegetable field base.
Zhang Qiling asked, He Peng had already silently walked into the cabin door.
"Jiang Yun, didn't he come back?"
"Let's go, let's go back!"
At this time, He Peng was not happy.
The hatch opened, and Zhang Qiling ran out, taking He Peng's hand and looking up and down.
The speaker in the passage immediately remembered Zhang Qiling's shout: "I'm not wrong, I calculate that you can't die!"
The spear Arman cast a soul spell towards He Peng, and a dazzling golden light appeared, and He Peng opened his eyes again and appeared at the entrance.
He Peng nodded. Jiang Yun waved away.
Jiang Yun said again: "There are many cruelties in the battle of civilizations, further open the sea and the sky, take a step back into the abyss, our civilization will depend on you in the future, and we must not let my human civilization be ruined." ”
He Peng knew that he couldn't shirk this matter, so he took it.
Jiang Yun took out a communicator of a round cake from his arms and handed it to He Peng: "This is a token representing the Lord of Colorful Butterflies, you take it, and I will ask you to take care of the colorful butterflies for me in the future." ”
He Peng ran over quickly.
He had never seen so many black men with long arms, old dark skin, and old thick lips at one time.
Although most of them had kind smiles on their faces, and their teeth were still very white when they laughed, when they had no expression, He Peng was a little scared. The thought of going to a place where Ru Mao drank blood, and at any time there might be a black warlord driving a jeep and holding a submachine gun to ask him for road money or simply shoot him with a gun for fun, He Peng's heart was not happy!