It's a joke.

Zhong Yanyu sat back in the chair, looked embarrassed, and replied: "I'm sorry, I see that your avatars are two children, and if you also say that there are children at home, I misunderstood." ”

Ye Jing sighed and said, "It turns out that I look like a father with a ten-year-old child in the eyes of Captain Zhong. "He is only thirty this year, according to Zhong Yanyu's statement, wouldn't he have a child at twenty.

"Ten years old?" Zhong Yanyu looked at his avatar carefully and blurted out, "This older boy looks like he is about six years old." ”

"It was a photo from three years ago. Even if he is six years old now, Captain Zhong thinks I will have a child at twenty-four?" Ye Jingyu seemed to care about this very much, making Zhong Yanyu mistakenly think that he didn't like to be told to have a child early.

Zhong Yanyu explained: "The legal age of marriage for men is 22 years old. It's normal if you're twenty-four and have a baby. Nowadays, there are many men who marry early and get pregnant. Am I right?"

These words are impeccable, but the two of them replied very quickly back and forth, and they seemed to be quite-for-tat.

Zhong Yanyu's character is kind and temperamental, everything is easy to say, she is very accommodating, but if others have to fight with her, she will definitely accompany her, typical of eating soft and not hard. Of course, due to the leader's instructions, although she replied quickly, she still paid attention to her tone and was just reasonable.

Ye Jingyu was silent for a while, maybe he felt that it was really strange to discuss these things with Zhong Yanyu, and Zhong Yanyu couldn't remember that he had made up his brain to make him upgrade to be a father, he was unhappy, so he didn't make a sound.

Zhong Yanyu didn't receive a reply, strange that it was such a trivial matter, Ye Jingyu was not happy? She was about to ask when she heard a milky girl's voice from the other side.

"Uncle, did my mother reply to me? The little girl's voice became clearer and clearer.

Ye Jingyu asked Zhong Yanyu to wait, and first lowered her voice and returned to her niece: "You sent the wrong person." We'll resend it later. ”

"Didn't my uncle say that the first one was her mother?" The little girl's voice was soft, and Zhong Yanyu's heart softened when she heard it.

Zhong Yanyu figured out the relationship between the two children on the avatar and Ye Jingyu. Ye Jingyu said in the afternoon that he had a sister, and the two children should be his nephews. This oolong made a fuss, Zhong Yanyu felt funny.

The voice in the mobile phone became quieter, and Xu Ye Jingyu covered the microphone. Zhong Yanyu was not in a hurry, the mobile phone was put aside, she took two chopsticks to eat the rest of the noodles, drank saliva and waited.

After a while, Ye Jingyu's voice was clear again, he seemed to be going up the stairs, and there was a sound of slow footsteps. Zhong Yanyu just wanted to speak, but he said, "Captain Zhong has dinner?"

"I just finished eating. Zhong Yanyu replied, "What about Mr. Ye?"

"I'm serving the kids to dinner, and it's not my turn yet. Ye Jingyu closed the door of the study and sat on a Chinese-style circle chair to take a breath, feeling very tired.

Zhong Yanyu chuckled: "You still have to take care of the children after work?"

Ye Jingyu didn't answer, but said, "I have to tell you solemnly." The children on the avatar are my nephews. I am single and unmarried. ”

In fact, anyone who knows Ye Jingyu a little bit knows his situation. Fans and netizens call him twice, one is "Mr. Xiaoye" and the other is "Uncle Grandma". If Zhong Yanyu didn't close the barrage, there would be no such oolong.

Zhong Yanyu smiled even more because of the sentence "single and unmarried". Ye Jingyu was more like a marriage proposal than her self-introduction in the afternoon. She smiled and said, "Your niece's voice just now is very clear, I heard it all." But Mr. Ye cares so much about what I said wrong?"

"If I don't make it clear, I will cause misunderstanding when I turn around. Ye Jingyu is no longer the official tone of the interview, and he is obviously familiar with a lot.

Zhong Yanyu thinks it's right, if one day in front of others to say that Ye Jingyu is the child's father, it is really embarrassing.

Ye Jingyu said again: "Captain Zhong and I are the same age, and we are familiar with each other this afternoon. I don't think it's necessary to use honorifics, don't you think?"

"Cheng, then I won't be polite to you. Zhong Yanyu responded quickly, just had a question to ask, and said, "Your high school is from Beijing No. 1 Middle School?"

There was a movement of cars driving in the yard downstairs, Ye Jingyu wanted to get up and go to the window to take a look, but when he heard Zhong Yanyu's words, he sat on the chair and didn't move, and after a while, he deliberately asked, "How do you know?"

"I watched your short film of Beijing City. Zhong Yanyu said, "One middle school appears twice, once before the renovation and once after the renovation. I guess that's your alma mater. ”

"WHAT DID YOU SEE AT SE.NÇE?"

Zhong Yanyu hummed and asked puzzledly, "Do you have any other accounts?"

"Yes, yes, but I don't think you use these platforms very much. Ye Jingyu chuckled and replied, "Don't you open the barrage and don't like to read comments." ”

"Really. Zhong Yanyu got up and took the mobile phone in one hand and the bowl in the other to the kitchen, with the laughter in the earpiece, she couldn't help but think of the sweet pear vortex, stood in front of the sink and waited for a while, put the bowl into the sink and said: "The barrage is colorful and covers the screen, I usually don't open it." ”

Ye Jing was stunned, and asked casually: "Captain Zhong is also a middle school? According to the age, we should be in the same class, maybe we have met." ”

"Not really. Zhong Yanyu turned around and leaned against the sink, "I am the middle school attached to Jingshi, three streets away from your school." She paused, and then said, "I used to go to No. 1 Middle School a lot when I was in junior high school, but I haven't been to high school since I was in high school." We certainly haven't met. ”

Ye Jingyu's face was slightly gloomy, and he said, "Are you sure you haven't met?" ”

Why did Mr. Ye ask. Zhong Yanyu heard what he meant as if she must have met, "You are also in the first middle school in junior high school?"

"Really. Ye Jingyu replied in her tone, expecting that she couldn't remember it at all, but added: "No. 1 junior high school, I have been there for six years." ”

Beijing No. 1 Middle School is a provincial key middle school, and students who can stay in junior and senior high schools are undoubtedly the basic scholars.

Although Zhong Yanyu's alma mater is Jingshi High School, she is also very familiar with No. 1 Middle School, but she only has an overall impression and does not refer to a specific student, unless it is ......

"Probably so, but I'm not impressed. Zhong Yanyu stared at the floor tiles with lowered eyes, and some memories poured out of her heart, but none of them were about Ye Jingyu. Her answer left Ye Jingyu speechless.

The call turned silent, and neither of them spoke again.

Suddenly there was a thud on the first floor, followed by the cry of a child.

Ye Jingxuan immediately stood up, "I'm sorry, there's something going on at home." We'll see you on the fourth day. ”

"Okay, goodbye. After Zhong Yanyu finished speaking, he hung up the phone on the other side. She leaned on the sink for a while, and only after receiving a message from Zhong's mother did she react to it five minutes later, and she had to go to the flower market early tomorrow morning to buy gifts from shopping malls and supermarkets, and she had to rest.

The home is actually very tidy, Zhong Yanyu loves to be clean and doesn't like clutter, every time she comes back, she has to clean it again, and the focus of the New Year's cleaning is the kitchen and bathroom. She first dismantled and classified the express boxes at the door, then hung up the decorative paintings and blessing characters required by Zhong's mother, took a video and sent it to Zhong's mother, and then went to the kitchen and bathroom to wipe it, and finally washed out the uniform and bedspread sheets, and worked until more than 11 o'clock in the evening, planning to wipe the floor again tomorrow morning. The amount of activity had consumed her dinner, so she washed the apples and sat down on the couch to eat and scroll on her phone

YE JINGXUAN'S SE.NÇE HOMEPAGE HAS HUNDREDS OF SHORT VIDEOS, MOST OF WHICH ARE TRAVEL SHOTS, BUT ALSO DOCUMENTARIES AND COMMERCIAL FILMS, WITH DIFFERENT SHOOTING TECHNIQUES AND STYLES. In almost half of the travel photography, the backs of a boy and a girl appeared, interspersed with different scenes, and the screen would float over a barrage of shouting "uncle" at the right time.

Zhong Yanyu was really not used to reading these colorful words, so she turned off the barrage again, flipped through it from beginning to end, and didn't find the video of the captain of another airline that Ye Jingyu showed her in the afternoon, so she went back and picked a few short videos to look at, and forgot the time for a while.

There are cities that Zhong Yanyu flew over in the travel photo, which is completely different from her perspective, and she didn't find that there were unnoticeable but very emotional places in these cities. Ye Jingyu can shoot from the exotic alleys to the waterfalls and canyons, in just a few minutes, the camera travels through many landscapes, and every frame of screenshots can be used as wallpaper. What surprised Zhong Yanyu even more was that Ye Jingyu could cook.

As long as there is a video of a pair of little brothers and sisters appearing, Ye Jingyu will learn to cook in a local restaurant with special characteristics. All three of them do not show their faces, and the camera will record the learning process. The children make simple dishes, and Ye Jingyu makes hard dishes of meat, which will be displayed in the end. Ye Jingyu's level must be described by the word cooking, with bright colors and exquisite presentation, which is not much better than the chef of a star-rated restaurant.

Zhong Yanyu didn't believe that Ye Jingyu had this cooking skill at first, but she didn't slowly believe it until she turned to a lot of popular science comments. Ye Jingyu not only has a Western chef certificate, but also opened a restaurant, but the specialty of this restaurant is Lao Beijing's home-cooked food, which is often on the must-eat list of major food apps.

"I want to call my uncle. Zhong Yanyu let out an envious sigh, raised her eyes and caught a glimpse of the digital clock on the wall showing that it had passed zero o'clock, and hurriedly sat up and called up the alarm clock setting.

The flower market opened at about eight o'clock, and Zhong Yanyu was ready to set off at seven o'clock and ran over. WHEN SHE RETURNED TO THE SE.NÇE INTERFACE TO PAY ATTENTION TO YE JINGXUAN'S HOMEPAGE, SHE FOUND THAT YE JINGXUAN'S PERSONAL SIGNATURE WAS NEWLY MARKED WITH A LINE OF WORDS - "I AM SINGLE AND UNMARRIED, HEREBY EXPLAIN." Note that this is not a marriage proposal, so you don't need to be restless :)".

A group of "immortal cultivators" were blown up, and they left messages asking Ye Jingyu if he was urged to marry by his family during the New Year and went off the rails, some volunteered to solve difficulties for Ye Jingxuan, some wanted to be aunts to their nephews, and some wanted to learn from teachers while they were in chaos, the comment area was quite lively, and there were thousands of messages.

Zhong Yanyu, the only one who knows the truth, secretly said that this man is careful enough, and he opened the comment area to leave a message, and after thinking about it, forget it. According to the speed of updating in the comment area, Ye Jingyu may not be able to see her message. However, Ye Jingyu surprised her, could it be that he is also the "treasure boy" often said on the Internet? But Ye Jingyu's age and the word boy are not on the same page.

Zhong Yanyu thought about it and smiled, clicked on it to wash up and sleep.

YE JINGYU WAS WATCHING ZHONG YANYU'S INTERVIEW VIDEO ON THE SOFA IN THE LIVING ROOM AT THE MOMENT, AND THE MOBILE PHONE SCREEN ON THE COFFEE TABLE KEPT SHOWING THAT SE.NÇE HAD NEW NEWS. There were no headlights on in the living room, so he took his phone and looked at it, heard the door of the west guest room open, and looked up.

The reddish woman walked out, her shirt disheveled, and her hair half scattered. She staggered against the doorframe, the smell of wine on her face.

Ye Jingyu turned off the video, threw away the computer and mobile phone and looked at her, his face was cold.

"Have you had enough?" he asked in a deep voice, visibly snoasy.