Chapter 1413: The Man Who Can't Wake Up
is the so-called wine is strong and cowardly, if Li Menglong hadn't drunk too much, he wouldn't dare to tease Zheng Xiuyan with his two guts, of course, he wouldn't admit that he didn't dare, he would say that it was not a crime.
The obedient Seo Hyun, the ghost horse elf Yoona, the old friend-like Yori, the obedient Pani and even the angry Kim Taeyeon and Lee Soon-gyu, don't these cute people tease the iceberg of Jung so-yeon?
Of course, it's not that Zheng Xiuyan is not beautiful, the queen's appearance has been appraised by the masses, and it is stronger than a beautiful knife, but this character is really problematic, and flirting with Zheng Xiuyan not only has no pleasure, but the consequences are very serious every time.
As for this strong woman type of girl, it is very easy to stimulate a man's desire to conquer, especially the cold face of Zheng Xiuyan when she is not smiling, but Li Menglong really has no similar thoughts, he feels that once he conquers the other party, his only fate in the end is to freeze to death.
Even Li Menglong doesn't think that there is a man who can conquer Mr. Zheng, Mr. Zheng's strong character is not a joke, especially with the continuous success of the girls themselves and their extra careers, there are fewer people who dare to chase her.
Li Menglong is cautiously optimistic that Zheng Xiuyan will die alone in the future, of course, there may not be a shortage of girls around him, right, when he thinks of the picture of Zheng Xiuyan hugging left and right in the future, Li Menglong is still very envious, so he subconsciously looked down at Zheng Xiuyan on the side.
He is now holding Zheng Xiuyan's arm, similar to the meaning of Eunuch Zheng and Emperor Li, but this eunuch doesn't know how to serve his master, right, he won't take the initiative to tell jokes to make his master happy?
"I feel hostility from your smile, can you tell me what you're thinking?" Zheng Xiuyan said coldly with her head sideways, and the threat was very strong.
How else to say that drinking is harmful, there are countless ways to connect this sentence, Li Menglong chose a dead end: "Thinking about how to pull you into the bathroom!"
To tell the truth, Li Menglong's words already have some meaning of sexual harassment in the workplace, especially with the expression of the pig brother, it is not unjust to slap him directly, but in the face of such a shameless person, girls still habitually choose to swallow their anger and fuel the other party's arrogance.
Is it just that Zheng Xiuyan is an ordinary girl? So she didn't make a move, of course, she didn't be silent, Zheng Xiuyan just put her backhand around Li Menglong's arm, which was equivalent to the two walking side by side, and the fresh smell on her body went straight to Li Menglong's nose.
"And then, what do you want to pull me into the bathroom? I like rough movements, what about you?" Zheng Xiuyan also blew on Li Menglong's ear while speaking, and with that slightly ruddy face, she really wanted Li Menglong's own life.
This scene can almost be equated with Li Menglong being molested by a female hooligan, although he can continue to continue, and even really do some action, but the remaining reason tells him that if he really does this, there is no one to protect him before and after, maybe Zheng Xiuyan will really dare to abolish himself.
So the hooligan a second ago instantly became a righteous gentleman, Li Menglong pulled out his arm, and said righteously: "I am a person who has a girlfriend, although you are very beautiful and have a good figure, but you have a bad personality, the two of us are not suitable!"
"Anyway, you don't have to get along for a long time, just think about what kind of personality you want to think about at this time!"
"That's not good, I'm not the kind of lower body animal, what I care about is the soul of the other party!" Li Menglong began to fool the ghost, he himself didn't believe it, as for Zheng Xiuyan, most of them didn't believe it, as far as Li Menglong's occasional obsessed appearance was concerned, a proper appearance control, that is, Li Shungui was beautiful enough, otherwise Li Menglong might really be hooked up.
"Ms. Zheng Xiuyan, I've already gone to the bathroom, can you wait for me at the door?" Li Menglong was very polite, Zheng Xiuyan looked at him with a forced smile: "If I have to go in?"
"Then of course I'll shout indecent, please respect yourself!" Li Menglong called a loyal, but fortunately, someone next door walked out, Zheng Xiuyan didn't bother to talk to him anymore, just waved his hand to signal him to hurry up.
It's just that the problem came out after Li Menglong went in, this Zheng Xiuyan's recognition is really a bit high, a goddess is waiting at the door of the bathroom, which makes everyone who comes out and goes in subconsciously look twice.
Zheng Xiuyan was naturally a little shy, but she couldn't explain it, so she could only look up at the ceiling and pretend to be arrogant, which could be regarded as Zheng Xiuyan's habitual protective color, and directly refused the possible accosting of the people around her.
After waiting for a full ten minutes, Zheng Xiuyan couldn't wait, not because she was tired or anything, but there were more and more people around, and there were even those who rushed over when they heard the news.
Silently made another note for Li Menglong, Zheng Xiuyan could only call the nearest little brother and said very politely: "Can you please do me a favor?"
It's hell if you can refuse, and Zheng Xiuyan still whispered to him, the only thing that is not so good is that the goddess is waiting for a man here, which is not very scientific, although he has also faintly heard about the relationship between Li Menglong and the girls, but there is still jealousy.
First shouted twice and no one answered, and then knocked on the door inside again, which can be regarded as confirming Li Menglong's location, but no one answered, and for a while the other party thought that Li Menglong had an accident inside.
Fortunately, after smashing a few more times, Li Menglong staggered out: "Hello, are you delivering a courier?"
"Hehe, well, I sent a message!" The other party laughed very sinisterly: "Zheng Xiuyan's original words, if you don't come out within a minute, you will die directly inside!"
Subconsciously shuddered, there was murder in these words, didn't she just drag her to the bathroom, Li Menglong didn't help her buy coffee more: "Cut, this violent woman, is it a long-cherished wish?" I personally suggest that you still like Xu Xian, a proper high-quality idol, much better than the mother-in-law outside!"
I could hear that Li Menglong's words were not malicious, after all, whoever scolded the girls Li Menglong would not scold, so he could still calmly ask: "Why not Sunny?
Li Menglong, who was washing his hands, glanced at the other party suspiciously through the mirror, is this child stupid: "That's my wife, what do you like her to do? There is no hope, it is good for everyone to die early!"
Educated a wave of young people who were not very good at using their brains, Li Menglong just walked out, to be honest, he still didn't understand what the situation was, after all, how could he go to the bathroom with so many people, of course, he didn't count the time he dozed off.
Seeing Li Menglong walk out, half of the male compatriots were very sad, after all, the goddess was waiting for a man at the door of the bathroom: "Oh, don't be too envious, this is the benefit of having more sisters, haha!"
Zheng Xiuyan laughed on the side, Li Menglong now looks very much like a child, as if he is showing off his favorite toys with others, but he can't let this product continue to be ashamed, but he didn't do it when he pulled him away: "What's the hurry?
Zheng Xiuyan almost swore directly, not to mention that she had been waiting for him here for so long, just to say that these fans were not coming for him, what kind of good person is he pretending to be here?
"I'll just say that Zheng Xiuyan can't handle him alone!" Li Shungui pretended to be old-fashioned and said: "Do you say that Li Menglong likes Zheng Xiuyan a little, don't you all say that you are drunk and spit out the truth, this time you drink too much, you will find Zheng Xiuyan!"
"According to what you say, the first one you should kill is Yun'er, when did Li Menglong drink too much and didn't tease Yun'er the most!"
Yun'er is still watching the excitement, and inexplicably she has become a third party, or a passive third party: "Ernie, you have to be responsible for speaking, I feel that the first suspect should be Xiaoxian, do it, I support you!"
Xu Xian didn't bother to talk to these Ernies, and always said these slightly shy words, that is, in the past two years, Li Menglong has supported him and has a thicker skin, and a few years ago, Xu Xian could have had a long time with them.
Xu Xian's departure is naturally quite effective, Li Menglong drank too much and recognized Xu Xian the most, it can be seen from his actions that he has honestly stood behind Xu Xian, and let Xu Xian pull him out, you must know that he was still there with Zheng Xiuyan half a minute ago.
"My sister came to pick me up and go home, everyone will see you back, I remember that the most favorite in the girlhood is Xu Xian, I don't tell him if I am an ordinary person!" Li Menglong winked at everyone very slyly, but everyone felt that Li Menglong was not going to have a good night this night, wouldn't it be a domestic violence when he went home, right?
It's convenient for the combination of nine people to do something, leaving two people here to chat with the fans, and the team led by Xu Xian took Li Menglong to the nanny car quickly, and it was very urgent to find a place for him to lie down.
As for Yuna and Xiuying, they went to the store on the first floor to buy hangover drinks, of course, it is also the right thing to do with them to get some snacks, and five minutes later, the nanny car that gathered ten people drove back home.
To be honest, the capacity of the nanny car is not small, objectively speaking, there is no problem with ten girls, but that refers to the normal sitting posture, but because they have to keep moving, most of the girls have to rest half-lying, so they usually act in two nanny cars.
The exception is mostly when Li Menglong is the driver, because everyone doesn't want to be alone in another car, so most of them just squeeze in, of course, it is not a lot of trips, everyone is not tired, most of them are crazy chats in the car.
However, today the car is overcrowded, especially when Li Menglong is going to lie down and everyone is crowded together, today it is not that the girls have to get together, but another nanny car was temporarily borrowed.
There are still some costs for raising a nanny car for nothing, and many newcomers can't even share it, although they are wealthy, they can't afford to spend this spare money, and a few nanny cars are interspersed with it.
So Yin Enhui naturally won't have a nanny car for her to be on standby at any time in the past year, so she can only borrow it, and the girls naturally can't say no, and they have to ask if they need to help with them, but fortunately, she just went to the hospital for a clinical checkup, and Yin Enhui was almost due to delivery before she knew it.
"Then Ernie has a baby, do we all have to give a share?" Kim Taeyeon asked very teasingly, sitting in Pani's arms, and she didn't know what was going on in her head.
Because the seats were really not enough to sit, Li Menglong himself occupied the back row, if he wasn't ruthless, he should have stuffed him into the trunk: "Give it all? Give one in the name of the combination, right?"
So much so that no one suspects that Xiuying is stingy or something, it's just that there has always been something that girls have done this with their peers, but this time it's not suitable: "Besides, wait for that thing to wake up and ask him, it's all his Nuna!"
"OPPA won't let us give it, right?" Xu Xianfu said heartily, the scene was eerily quiet for a while, after all, this kind of embarrassing thing Li Menglong did it, and he could even imagine his tone: Give money?
Chatting casually along the way, although everyone was very tired but they didn't sleep, of course, it had something to do with the lack of seats, but more because of the existence of the person in the back, everyone unconsciously became a lot more energetic.
It was another rather laborious toss, and finally got Li Menglong up, of course, the absolute main force is Yun'er, and the ability to eat is definitely proportional to the strength of the girls: "Yes, Yun'er, this rice is not eaten in vain!"
"Cut, don't look at me thin, but my muscles!" Yun'a, who was lying on the ground gasping, didn't forget to blow a wave in cooperation.
It's just that there is a little trouble next, how to bathe this goods, Li Menglong is not that he can't move, but this goods has been completely spent, he knows how to sleep, he just woke him up from the car, and wanted to let him walk by himself, but this goods can sleep against the pillar of the parking lot, which makes the girls very helpless.
Everyone's eyes secretly exchanged a wave, and then Lee Soon-gyu keenly felt that he was being targeted, didn't he, let her bathe Li Menglong? What did these people think? Wasn't she a member of Girls' Generation? Wasn't she reserved as a goddess?
It's just that no matter how much you say, it's useless to be busy with Xu Xian, it's just that Lee Soon-gyu is a little shy from the heart, and Li Menglong is obviously able to move on his own, and he was still jumping around beating people in MBC just now.
So Li Shungui came to a conclusion, that is, this product is deliberately taking advantage of them, so don't be merciful when treating this kind of man, Li Shungui began to look Li Menglong up and down like a butcher, and hesitated where it was more appropriate to get a black foot.