After deciding to climb the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain, I first ran out and bought four servings of braised chicken rice noodles in a street shop.

After I came back, I woke them up door to door, gathered around the round table in the courtyard, handed each person a rice noodle, and then said: "Everyone, eating wine last night hurt your stomach, hurry up and eat some rice noodles to nourish your stomach." ”

Who knew that the three of them took the rice noodles and invariably showed a puzzled expression.

Lao Zhao didn't care, and was slightly stunned before feasting. Presumably he thinks it's not short to eat my mouth.

Yang Shuai glared at the rice noodles and said, "Brother Du, this rice noodles can't be eaten? Are there any traps in the back? It's okay to hand a cigarette and pour a glass of water, but if it's a job like going up the knife mountain and going down to the sea of fire, I can't do it." ”

Xiaobai also sat on the sidelines and stared at me in a daze, almost giving out X-rays in both eyes.

I quickly explained: "It's not so much, it's a friendship between brothers, just care about you." ”

At this time, Xiaobai also spoke, he and Yang Shuai are really singing and harmonizing, you come and go, the two of them in the Northeast turn actors?

"Brother Du, we can't do big things if we are cowardly, if you don't say it, we still can't make this mouth. ”

Looking at this situation, it is really difficult to implement the strategy of eating people with short mouths, maybe the yield of my sugar-coated cannonball is a little small.

It's better to say it as soon as possible, so I said: "You see, I met those beauties in the bar yesterday and invited us to climb the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain, and I agreed, and then I was afraid that you would not be able to eat enough and not be able to climb the mountain, so I just bought you a rice noodle to supplement your nutrition." ”

After Yang Shuai listened, his eyes rolled twice, looking at his treacherous expression, I suddenly felt that I might be bleeding.

Sure enough, Yang Shuai thought for a while and said: "Brother Du, it's not that we don't want to go, you see that we don't have plenty now, and secondly, the snow mountain has not been climbed, and the cost of climbing the mountain is a lot, so it's really not a waste." ”

"Dude, give me a face? Let's go together? You see that if we make an appointment with a beautiful woman store again, won't it just happen that the ratio of men and women is very harmonious, what do you think?"

Yang Shuai smiled and said, "It's still not good, Xiaobai and I both have families, this is not good, unless ......"

When I heard the word "unrelenting", I knew that this guy was holding back, so I was ruthless, gritted my teeth and said, "Don't get rid of yours, I'll pay for your tickets." ”

There is no way, the gentleman is quick to say a word, and he agrees to go to the snow mountain together, and he must do his best. If I had known that this would be the case, where would I need to buy these rice noodles?

Lao Zhao, who was very involved in eating rice noodles on the side, never said a word, obviously this was an idea.

So I turned to him and said, "You can do it for the shopkeeper's girl, I will pay for it, I feel that although your face is small, you have a bigger face than me in this matter." ”

I seem to be in the arms of Lao Zhao in this arrangement, he readily agreed, and soon after leaving, he brought the beauty store over, it was really a spring breeze and horseshoe disease, and he saw all the Chang'an flowers in one day.

Looking at the expressions of the two of them, I feel that there is already an "adulterous relationship".

After the beautiful shopkeeper came over and sat down, she said, "Are you going to climb the snowy mountain? I just happened to be resting today, so I'll be a free guide for you." ”

The beauty shopkeeper's decision could have been guessed when she walked over with a smile on her face, so I secretly gave Lao Zhao a thumbs up.

I, Xiaobai and Yang Shuai all expressed their welcome.

After thanking us, Hua Mei continued: "First of all, we need to prepare at least one oxygen for each of us, I heard that you have three other girls, if they are similar to me, they can wear my down jackets. As for you big men, then you have to go on loan, don't freeze and become Captain America. ”

We unanimously agree with this statement, the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain is covered with snow all year round, and it is not only cold and windy when climbing, but it is definitely impossible to carry it alone.

Then the beauty store introduced again: "Yulong Snow Mountain is located in the north of the ancient city, about 20km, we have a lot of people, just charter a car to go, and then prepare some food to bring." I'll contact the car later. You are ready to go, and you should be ready to go soon. ”

Lao Zhao saw that the beautiful store was so face-saving and so refreshing to accompany us to the snow mountain, and his interest suddenly increased, and his happy mood involuntarily showed his form.

Now that everything was finalized, I informed the other three girls of our plans, and we scheduled to meet and set off at 8 a.m. on the waterwheel.

When we packed up and met with the three girls, it was exactly eight o'clock, and when we saw that they had all the climbing tools, we knew that they had a plan and had done a good job.

In this way, there are exactly eight people, the number is auspicious, four men and four women. As the saying goes, three women play one play, and four women play mahjong.

After getting in the car, it didn't take long for the four women to mingle and gossip one after another. It is said that many friendships between women start with gossip and end with gossip.

The road to the snow-capped mountain is very spacious and easy to walk, all the way to the north, walking for more than half an hour, you will arrive at the foot of the snow-capped mountain.

The summit of Yulong Snow Mountain is 5596m above sea level, covered with snow all year round, and the early morning sun shines on the capped white snow, which looks covered in silver and shining, which is very spectacular.

After Lao Zhao got out of the car, he looked at the snow mountain, and then couldn't help nodding, it seemed that it was time for this guy to pretend again.

I only heard Lao Zhao speak: "The Jade Dragon Snow Mountain is called 'Oulu' in the Naxi language, which means silver mountain rock. Its thirteen snow-capped peaks are endless, like a "giant dragon" soaring and flying. Then contact Mufu, Mufu "before the Vermilion Bird, after Xuanwu, the left green dragon, the right white tiger", the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain is one of the green dragons, it is really an excellent place for feng shui. The prosperity of Mufu has become a must-do. ”

We are all used to hearing Lao Zhao's set of rhetoric, whether it is practical or not is another matter, anyway, the effect of fooling people is really good, and it is quite useful.

Looking at the four of them again, the admiration on the faces of the beautiful shopkeepers began to be undisguised, and they praised Lao Zhao, praising Lao Zhao like falling into the clouds, very intoxicated, so that his stinky psychology was expanded to the greatest extent.

When we stopped at the bottom of the mountain to recuperate, the beautiful shopkeeper, who had only been listening to the chatter, began to gossip about the three girls again.

I saw her jade finger pointing to a direction of the snow mountain, and said: "The jade dragon snow mountain is cloudy and misty all year round, and it almost does not receive sunlight all year round in that direction, only a short period of time during the autumn equinox can receive almost one meter of sunlight, and it is said that if you land there during this period and can get the care of this meter of sunshine, you can have the most beautiful love, which is the origin of the allusion of 'one meter of sunshine'." ”

Hearing this, we suddenly realized that a meter of sunlight came from here, and we only knew one or the other.

Looking at the three girls again, they put their hands together on their chests, and they all swore that they must enjoy this meter of sunshine in autumn. In general, girls believe in these beautiful legends more than boys.

And for those of us who have "experienced the vicissitudes of life", it seems that we have to hit them at the right time, and then, I coughed lightly and said: "Look at the mountain, look at the height, look at the snow ......."

As soon as I said this, the pretty goddess interrupted me impatiently and said, "You have seen this, you have seen that, what do you want to see? If you can't see a good one, you can stop looking at it." ”

I was suddenly interrupted, I felt so embarrassed, I was originally poetic, but this time I was disturbed by the poetry at all, and I suddenly felt so frustrated.

I said embarrassedly: "I just want to say, that position is so difficult to climb up, it's early spring, from now on I suggest that you hurry up to Dali Duan's house to learn art, as soon as possible to start learning the world's first light skill Ling Bo Weibu, so that this autumn, maybe you can climb to that position, otherwise you have to borrow a helicopter." ”

I ruthlessly revealed the truth in this way, and immediately won the unanimous contempt of the four beauties, and then the eight devil's claws attacked me in a completely encircled structure in all directions.

This all-encompassing attack made me feel that there was no way to avoid it, and I had to go with it.

When a woman gets started, she must have just a few tricks, twisting, pinching, and grasping, and everything will not deviate from her roots, and she will be born and self-taught.

When I looked at me again, my arms, shoulders, and waist were all ravaged.

The teacher is not good, it is really a disaster from the mouth, I hurriedly begged for mercy, fortunately, the four girls are not extremely vicious, and finally did not fall into the tragic state of incomplete individuals.

However, the three gentlemen on the side were really unrighteous, and they also put on a posture of cheering and cheering, which was really a group of friends of the opposite sex and inhumanity.

Alas, real warriors dare to face the bleak life and dare to face the dripping blood. It takes a lot of courage for someone who dares to tell the truth at such a big risk, and they are usually the least welcome, which is really sad.

I also fought and made trouble, and I was not that stingy person, so I thought about changing the topic.

I asked: "We have known each other for almost two days, and I still don't know the names of all the beauties, in order to ensure safety in the process of climbing, we first introduce each other, and then assign one-on-one, point-to-point care?" My name is Du Chen, this is Zhao Shangkun, I also call him Lao Zhao, this is Yang Shuai, this is Bai Zhicheng, we usually call him Xiaobai. ”

The beauty shopkeeper was also very active, saying, "Well, you call me Huamei." ”

The name also sounds a bit like a stage name.

Look at the three beauties, the pretty goddess, the first one jumped out, first glared at me, and then whispered in Hua Mei's ear, and then said publicly: "This beauty, the name is kept secret, if you call sister, I will know that you are calling me." ”

After that, she pointed to the other two girls and said, "Her name is Su Su, and her name is Jiajia." ”

Looking at her domineering performance, it seems that the three of them must be headed by this sister, which is really a typical image of a royal sister.

So I showed a depressed face, thinking to myself, can you call yourself "skin", so that you can make a soap, and it is "Shuskinjia" when connected.

Lao Zhao was very happy and finally learned the name of the beauty store, whether it was a stage name or a nickname, it was more reliable than calling a beauty store.

And I'm very depressed, I love to talk to pretty girls, so isn't it to have a "sister" on the left and a "sister" on the right to call an endless name?

But it doesn't matter, I think the two girls who walked with her can't always be called sister, after playing together for a long time, you can naturally know her name.

Later, I found out that Su Su and Jiajia really kept calling her sister and never changed their words.

Whatever, there's no way to know her name, so let's just leave it for now. Anyway, if you have a title, it won't be more frivolous than a shouting beauty, right?

After that, I tried to shout "sister", heh, she reacted fast enough, and the one who agreed was called a Lisuo, it seems that she is very used to being a sister, and it is estimated that there are many younger brothers and sisters in the family.

After that, I started to divide into groups, and I said: "When climbing the mountain, we are roughly divided into four groups, Lao Zhao and Hua Mei, taking care of each other and ensuring safety. After that, I gave Lao Zhao a look, meaning that buddy can only help you so much, no need to say thank you.

Look at the two of them again, before I finished speaking, the two of them got together, it seems that I am really doing this much.

I continued: "Yang Shuai takes care of Su Su, and Bai Zhicheng takes care of Jiajia. ”

Speaking of which, I didn't go on to talk about it, but the meaning is obvious, right?

Sister Cheap asked me with a displeased face, "Is this the end of the distribution?" You pig, where did you leave me behind? Didn't you see such a big person as your sister here?"

I looked at her speechlessly, and thought, "Where are you big?"

Then I put on a very aggrieved expression and said, "Sister, don't you see that I have left?" No one considers my feelings, why don't we get together?"

After a dispute, the matter was basically settled, and I also picked up a cheap sister, alas, really.

The arrangement was basically based on personal preference, so everyone happily accepted the arrangement.