The first volume of Odd Jobs is here

The fireworks demon was suddenly washed away by several strong currents of water, and was hit with thousands of holes in an instant.

"Oh my god, oh my god, you mean!" the firework demon fell from the sky and turned into a bald man with a black cape, and from his exposed shoulders and thighs, he was wearing nothing inside!

"Tie up!" He Peng shouted. His pitch has never been so high, and he seems to be in high spirits!

Two chimpanzees came running up to him, one grabbing the pyrotechnic demon by the legs and standing upside down, the other tied him haphazardly with ropes!

Although the binding technique was rotten, it was so strong that it almost tired the rope to the bone.

The pyrotechnic demon howled loudly.

"Oops, you bastards, Hades won't let you go, you're dead!"

An orangutan smacked a skull on his head, and another orangutan threw him to the ground!

He Peng walked up to him and smacked his mouth: "Oops, the fireworks demon turned out to be this virtue, it's really ugly!"

"You are jealous, my looks have been admired by the princess! you can kill me, but you can't insult my looks!"

"Phew! He Peng said to the surroundings: "Those elephants, and hippos, come here!"

The fireworks demon's face showed a look of fear: "Don't think about torturing me, the princess will personally bring someone to arrest you, you can't escape, what do you do to me, I will definitely pay you back tenfold!"

He Peng ignored him, and said to the elephants and hippos that came closer: "Come on, one person and one soak in urine, and pour him thoroughly, so as not to turn into smoke again in a while, Lao Tzu hates haze!"

A hippopotamus strides atop the pyrotechnic demon's head.

"Don't, I beg you, don't do this to me, you might as well kill me"

There was a rapid sound of water, and a stream of yellow liquid fluttered on the face of the fireworks demon like water arrows, and the fireworks demon screamed in pain!

The demon core of the fireworks demon made the body temperature of the fireworks demon very high, as high as charcoals, and what they were most afraid of was water, and when the water was poured, white smoke came out, and the skin became black.

"Stop!" a coquettish cry came from the air, and the voice was as beautiful as a lark.

He Peng heard this voice, he raised his head and looked at the dark sky, and said with a smile: "Princess Sophia is here herself?"

"Knowing that this princess is coming, don't you hurry up and surrender, do you think you can run away every time" Princess Sophia, the daughter of the Dark Lord, turned into a big blue bird hovering in the air, and the cyan feathers completely merged with the night sky in the night!

But He Peng's eyes flashed with golden light, and he could see the situation in the air clearly, in addition to the hovering blue bird in the air, there was also an old bird like a vulture flying with him, it was the bird demon Omas.

He Peng took out a machine gun from the car and aimed it in the air.

"Oh my God! what are you going to do!" The old bird Omars stopped in front of the blue bird in a panic, the last time He Peng escaped, Omars was severely punished by the Dark Immortal Lord, if he made another mistake this time, it is estimated that his bird's life will come to an end.

"Bang!" He Peng imitated a gunshot with his mouth!

The old bird Omas howled as if he had been shot, and flapped his wings vigorously, and He Peng was amused and laughed!

He suddenly found that these monsters were not as terrible as he imagined, they also had weaknesses, and the most important thing was that their number was small!

Sophia was also frightened, she screamed: "He Peng, don't mess around, we are asking you to go back and meet the Immortal Monarch, we have something to talk about! Otherwise, you know, the power of our demon clan is not on the earth, there are no humans on the earth that we can't deal with!"

"He wants to see Lao Tzu and let him come by himself, with you inviting guests like this, the demons and monsters really don't know how to be polite!"

"Ha! He Peng, you also think too highly of yourself, the Dark Hades Lord is the closest existence to the gods on the earth, how can you insult it!

He Peng said proudly: "Come on, let a few of you stupid demon clans attack in, isn't it the fireworks demon, the phantom demon and the sword demon, what's the big deal, it's not that I haven't killed it, now I have a million beast army in my hands, I'm not afraid of death!"

"Don't!" Sophia hurriedly said: "He Peng, you don't know, in addition to the three of us, the other five who came this time are all the guards of my father's Dark Underworld, they are all very powerful, and they are definitely not something that these little animals can deal with, if you don't want them to die miserably, just behave better, you see that I am very sincere, I am serious about negotiating with you!"

He Peng was stunned when he heard this, could it be a very powerful demon, He Peng decided to explore the truth first.

"Ah, dear Miss Sophia, I've always missed your beauty, tonight the moon is dark and the wind is high, it's a good weather to drink and talk, why don't you come down and have a drink, let's have a good chat, as for the old bird, let him fly on it, if my mood is not too bad, I won't shoot it down and roast the bird's meat!"

Omars was angry: "He Peng, since you don't know what to do, let's start fighting, do you think mortal bullets can deal with high-level harpies?"

The old bird flew quickly in the air, and He Peng's golden eyes were a little insufficient.

However, He Peng is not in a hurry, Omars is willing to fly around, just let it fly for a while, anyway, he doesn't dare to fall!

Now He Peng has his back against a solid Humvee, a machine gun in his hand, and huge African elephants in front of and behind him, He Peng does not believe that there are still creatures on the earth that threaten his safety in this situation!

However, Sophia really seemed to have plans to negotiate, and she ignored the old bird's obstruction, took her wings and landed, which surprised He Peng slightly!

Sophia turned into a human form, still so arrogant and beautiful, and the facial features on her sweet little face were impeccable!

He Peng had time to take a few more glances for the first time, and secretly praised in his heart, what a goblin! It's a pity, it's a pity

Sophia stood on the back of an elephant, then jumped to the ground and came face to face with He Peng.

He Peng said: "Oh, your black and white medieval lady's evening dress today is really good, your waist is so thin, you must be panicked, or let it go first." ”

Sophia glanced at He Peng: "You really ran away without saying a word last time, do you know how long I've been looking for you"

"Uh" He Peng's eyes widened: "You're not mistaken, you want to kill me, don't let me run"

Sophia stomped her feet and said, "Who is going to kill you, but I have said a lot of good things for you in front of my father, otherwise do you think those friends of you in the Marina will still survive until now?"

He Peng's heart moved when he heard this, it seemed that this was indeed the case, if the Dark Temple wanted to find out that those people were close to him, it would be very easy!

"Why do you want to help me, we seem to be enemies!"

"Be careful, who treats you as an enemy, where do you deserve it, I treat you as a person anyway, I think you're interesting, I just don't want you to die. ”

He Peng scratched his head: "You shouldn't like me?"

Sophia blushed, his fair cheeks as if he had just taken a sauna.

"Stinky shameless, who likes you!"

He Peng scratched his head and laughed: "Hehe, I said, how can people and demons be, it's not a system!"

"You"

"Say, if you don't kill me, why do you come to arrest me again, I declare first, I won't do things for you. ”

Sophia said: "We don't need you to do things, you know, now the situation is different from before, all prehistoric civilizations are acting, we don't need your human rules anymore, we now rely on our own strength, whoever controls more human beings, who has more resources, you are not very useful." ”

He Peng fought a cold war, and there was a very terrifying possibility hidden in Sophia's words.

"You're saying you're going to enslave humanity"

"Don't say it so ugly, we're just showing them strength, they believe we do things for us!"

"Isn't this slavery and slavery in the heart, you are so despicable, you must want to completely control some human beings, let them disconnect from other human beings, so that you can get rid of the economic production rules of human society, and let them completely become production slaves who serve you!"

Sophia hurriedly said: "No, no, we just need some plants and some minerals, and they plant and dig for us." ”

He Peng's mood suddenly became very bad! What is going on in various civilizations is simply too despicable, and the reason why they don't care about He Peng anymore is because they want to use the religious model to enslave human beings spiritually, so that they can completely break away from the current human civilization and become machines that produce for them!

Human civilization is a scientific and technological civilization, but also a material civilization, material exchange production mode, to promote the rapid development of human civilization, what these prehistoric civilizations are doing now is to destroy the economic rules of human beings, divide and control the population, and become their production slaves!

And the slaves were grateful to Dade for worshipping them as gods!

Prehistoric civilizations did not need the technological products produced by human society, they needed resources, plants and minerals, and they had their own set of methods to process these resources into what they needed, which they used to develop their own race and resist the next catastrophe in the future!

So they don't need He Peng's technology, and they don't need He Peng's strong economic strength, because when the economic rules are destroyed, money and technology are all spent in the mirror, and they become useless!

"No wonder you're not in a hurry to hunt me down, so what are you looking for me to do this time" He Peng asked with anger suppressed, he wanted to get more information.

Sophia said: "Originally, my father wanted to kill you to vent my anger, but I objected, I promised him that I would persuade you to join us, and my father agreed to let you go, so I want to take you back, you just need to tell my father that you are willing to become a member of the Dark Temple, you can live freely and happily, and all the demon clans will be your friends, how good is this!"